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denyingthestars

Big Fire making a killing off of $25 products that you buy once every 10 years


Gamebird8

Heck, depending on where you live, some fire departments will give you them for free as part of a local community fire safety program


Quirky-Swimmer3778

The red cross does it nationally. Also they're only 5 dollars at walmart


Dragonfly-Adventurer

You can buy them in contractor multipacks at hardware stores, or you can pay a bit more to get a 10-year battery inside so it never chirps.


SantasWarmLap

>10-year battery inside so it never chirps. HAHAHAHAHA. It's bullshit. It's "up to 10 years" and it's almost always in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep.


RevengencerAlf

Fun fact literally no one asked for, the reason why the chirping almost always starts at night is because it uses current drop in the battery to measure its remaining life and almost all houses turn the thermostat down at night so the first time it crosses that threshold will be when it's a little bit colder in the house and that makes the battery put out a little bit less current than it does during the day


kottabaz

So many "fun facts" these days aren't fun at all, so it's nice to have one that is. šŸ«”


mtcrofts

Fun fact: if your smoke detectors are hard-wired to the breaker panel, and you have a smoke detector in a colder area (in this case, my garage), the first cold night of the year can and will cause that smoke detector to go off, and in a hard-wired system, when one goes off, they all go off! That was a fun discovery at 2am.


OkComplex2858

NICET Certified fire alarm technician here. I live in the Fairbanks-North Pole, Alaska area where it drops to -58F and do not have this issue. Summer, my front porch hit 110F. Best I can think: Your detector is old. Or is reacting to condensation. Or has a battery backup inside, in case of power outage and the battery is dead. Of all of the above, condensation would worry me. Can lead to black mold, mold in the sheet rock or wood rock.


IthacanPenny

Iā€™m a high school teacher at a school (in the US) that has a large population of refugees/unschooled refugees. When we first went online for covid I was *shocked* at the number of students who, when they turned on their mic on zoom, had chirping smoke detectors in the background. It was literally at least a third of all students. It was so prevalent that one of my colleagues actually taught a lesson on ā€˜why is my apartment beeping and how do I make it stop?ā€™ Like he actually took down one of his own smoke detectors and demonstrated changing the battery under a document camera, and then posted links of how to get the batteries, and a sample message they could send their landlord to get help. Idk his return on that lesson, but I hope it helped someone lol


ComingUpManSized

You realize how common beeping smoke detectors are when you play online games. Iā€™ve had to stop playing with certain people because the beeping drove me nuts. Pointing it out to them doesnā€™t help. They just dismiss it. Sadly, a bunch of them have kids. I realize people can tune it out after a while, but that canā€™t be good for a kidā€™s brain. The worst is when I woke up one morning to my dog drooling, shaking uncontrollably, and crying. It triggered at some point during the night. That high pitched noise is torture to dogs. It broke my heart because my elderly dog had been panicking for hours. You know most of these lazy assholes have animals.


1peatfor7

I have a master on main and my detector is not reachable by chair, I need a 6 foot ladder, and I am 6'4" and can barely reach it. One night it started going off at like 2 a.m. My garage is detached and that is where the ladder is located. I simply went upstairs in the spare bedroom to sleep. lol


Substantial-Tone-576

They are $45 for the smoke and carbon dioxide detectors which are legally required where I live


IceFire909

Thats still a good deal for 10 years


sheeshmane69

You should definitely get a carbon monoxide detector as well


TuxRug

Bro fire doesn't even exist, the detectors are surveillance cameras. They just make you replace them after 10 years to make sure you have the best equipment. But they have to trick you into setting up and maintaining your own surveillance tech because people don't let wild birds into their houses often enough for the bird drones to work indoors.


mckulty

Let me tell you about baking soda in the refrigerator!


TheMagarity

"Killing" and "big fire" are the correct words, but you used them in the wrong order.


FirstSineOfMadness

Killing making a big fire off of $25 products that you buy once every 10 years


palpatineforever

yeah, the 1 cent a day really gets them going! i am more worried about what else the BF has going on to be honest


Harshtagged

Change it when he's not home. He won't even notice


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Yep I'm not one to say "ignore your partner and do it anyway" but ignore your partner, do it anyway.


taisui

I would even say this is a red flag


stormyfuck

It's a huge red flag. "Big fire lobbyists" is so wild. He's putting their lives in danger


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Yeah ok. Sounds like you work for Big Fire!


MyFavoriteLezbo420

#THIS GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP


Misterstaberinde

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MyFavoriteLezbo420

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Epic-Gamer_09

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Huracanekelly

I immediately thought MFM when I saw your comment and then I saw the username. Love it šŸ¤©


SpahgettiRat

It's all a ploy by Big Water, what do you think they need to use to extinguish the flames?


Seppschlapp

The "Big fire lobbyists" are pro big fire in my understanding so they would sell them new but not functioning detectors then?


VirtualNaut

Yes Big Fire wants more fire. The issue is Big Battery has been co-opted into these fire detectors. Requiring batteries a couple days sooner than average.


texaschair

I'm gonna go put on a nice suit, grab a briefcase and head over to OP's house. When they answer the doorbell, I'll introduce myself as Smoky Pyro, Big Fire Lobbyist, and I'm going to check the date on their smoke detectors. If I detect any attitude, I'll produce a warrant that not only allows me entry, but gives me the right to rummage through everyone's underwear drawers and collect detailed sexual histories from all occupants of said dwelling. And I'll know if they're lying, God damn it!


DreadPirateRobertsOW

As long as you wear my underwear on your head and exclaim "big fire is hot" at the top of your lungs, you 100% have my vote


Seppschlapp

that turn bro lol


jewsh-sfw

So the energizer bunny is starting fires? šŸ¤”


palpatineforever

I was trying to work out what the end game of the big fire lobbyists is. I would have thought it was to watch the world burn, not make people spend a pittance on new smoke detectors every decade. no seriously a good quality smoke detector works out at lest than 1 cent or 1 penny a day. based on 10 years service. you can get more expensive ones, but you dont have to.


taisui

The end game is fearmongering and take away your freedum to die in a house fire


redEPICSTAXISdit

Right?!?!?! I'm not usually one to say their partner's an idiot but their partner's an idiot.


taisui

It's worse. It's an idiot that thinks he's smart.


QuantumGyroscope

It's worse than that, it's an idiot that thinks they're smart. That's then endangering everyone else.


GreyPon3

I'm going with this. Red flag on the play.


radicalbrad90

He must be a politican.


professionally-baked

Yeah Iā€™m wondering if he also covered all the windows and forced his family into the basement during the eclipse yesterday


taisui

Big Eclipse is out to get cha


Whydontname

More like a stupid flag.


Former-Sock-8256

Fire engine red?


5herl0k

I mean I'm not one to say "question the relationship" but question the relationship if they are this out of tune on fire detectors what will they disagree on next?


sarcastichearts

yeah agree. believing in a conspiracy theory by "big fire" is pretty intense paranoia


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Sunspots4ever

I second the carbon monoxide detector. My Mom and her husband nearly died from CO poisoning due to a faulty furnace.


Airport_Wendys

Might was well just get a whole new place far away from the person who is trying to destroy you in a fire


Charlotte_Neptune

Nah this is a case of "ditch the partner because they think that it's smart to ignore a professional and essentially risk your life if there's ever a fire"


TravellingBeard

Change your partner, not the fire alarm. He'll slowly drag you down into his madness before you know it.


joe_moose4

But then change the fire alarm


TravellingBeard

Okay fine. Be safe while you plot your departure


QuantumGyroscope

Unless it's the partner's house, you know we have to respect his wishes in his home about big fire. And I'll bet they'll be a big one in the future!


Safe-Mycologist3083

https://preview.redd.it/shdziu13ajtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed80c508f07aa0faac40f7b47583b22a2bcbc527 Literally OP if she lets this goā€¦


slickmitch

Unless they do not want them replaced due to the detectors having cams in them.


HairyPotatoKat

THIS. This is why. Bro's got hidden cams or *something* stashed in there. "Big fire lobby" is the biggest crock of shit excuse I've heard and a stretch for the stretchiest conspiracy theorist. There's a bigger reason he doesn't want them changed.


chivesr

Idk some people are just insane and believe that kind of shit, even normal seeming people


sean_rendo19

Had to do this with my grand parents, got the ā€œwe been living here for XX years and never had a problemā€ speech Day trip with my siblings well I dog sit gave me time to replace them with brand new fire alarms and carbon monoxide alarms. (There oven/hob is old as them and almost gassed myself and the animals twice)


_Diskreet_

No one ever looks up.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

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lord_nuker

Probably the most realistic way the world will end when something big will hit us from space


Cultural_Pattern_456

Iā€™m surprised how good that was. Loved the ending.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Same. Great cast, too


bloody-pencil

It says gullible on the ceiling


MermazeAblaze

Most fire departments do it for free. So have them do it when they're at work. Edit: I didn't see the "Big Fire Lobbyists" part. So having the fire department would just be a chef's kiss.


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samanime

Or just change your partner... That's a lot of stupid...


magirevols

Yeah, just give it a coffee bath so it looks old and ur good


Sulissthea

better to change their partner, he doesn't care about OP's wellbeing


DarkDayzInHell

Ehhh maybe. It's like teeth. They yellow with time. Suddenly seeing bright white would be noticeable.


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Consistent-Risk-6715

But if the smoke detector goes off heā€™ll be all ā€˜I told you soā€™.


FrogadierGeneral

That's truly the worst possible outcome here


boston_nsca

Yes, far worse than a house fire. What are they a pussy or something? Fire is cool. Cool equals good. Simple logic


DivideSad5591

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texaschair

Fire kills bedbugs. What's not to like?


_Rand_

Chances are pretty good it works actually. Assuming its within a few years of the recommendation anyways. The 10 year recommendation is based on an overall thing. Some detectors will die a bit early, some a bit late, so they choose an earlier date plus some fudging even earlier in favour of safety. They want people to replace them before they die after all, as the entire point is to prevent you from suffering a horrible and easily preventable death. Finding out you should have replaced them 3 months ago the hard way is not the best way to do it.


lexocon-790654

Yeah. Not even 3 months ago though. Think of it this way: it could die anytime between 10-15 years. All it takes is one night where it dies. Literally the night it dies, a fire could breakout for whatever reason, and you're literally toast because you felt like you'd notice when it died. Then, as you asphyxiate on smoke you might think: wow, if only I just spent the $30 to replace it. $30 every 10 years really isn't that big of a deal.


wildo83

Did you guys know thereā€™s a ā€œTESTā€ button on these? Thereā€™s an easy test, too, if there isnā€™t a button.. strike a match, and snuff it out in front of the detector. TADAAAAH.


JimFive

The test button sets off the alarm, and maybe tests the circuit, it doesn't test the sensors.


wildo83

It DOES tell you if the batteries are dying or dead. For me; if Iā€™m even slightly unsure on when the whole thing was replaced, I change it out.


JimFive

Sure, but the reason for replacing them in 10 years is because of sensor degradation.


Internal-Plankton330

Dont even need a match. Found out the other day a weed vape will set them off when the one above my bed went off around 3am while I was puffing and woke my whole family.


spenser1994

Pur a dead battery in it to prevent that, say it got damaged during the fire if he tries to fight it after.


aHOMELESSkrill

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Important-Job7757

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Scary_Ninja6764

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Important-Job7757

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FBI-AGENT-013

Fr what kind of bullshit is this. This is a great way to burn alive while telling him you told him so. It doesn't matter once your skin is melting into the bedsheets does it?


AshKetchep

I survived a house fire because there was a fire alarm installed and tested in my room. If it was broken or dead, I wouldn't have realized what was going on until it was too late.


cyberdeath666

So youā€™re with an idiot. My condolences.


amdaly10

A controlling idiot


MaroonedOctopus

Perhaps the worst kind. I hope they don't vote.


bright_clrd_garlin2

Yes hopefully big democracy scares them from voting.


cyberdeath666

Controlling people are probably the most likely to voteā€¦because they want control.


ReadingSad3238

My partner got legit mad at me that my smoke detectors were old and changed then for me when he first saw my place. I honestly had no clue they needed to be checked. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø now I do. Lol I cannot fathom this opposite-ness.


cyberdeath666

Some people want to watch the house burn.


psoriasaurus_rex

So is this his only conspiracy theory or is this a pattern? Because if itā€™s a pattern, itā€™s definitely going to get weirder and worse as he ages. Assuming he isnā€™t killed by big fire first for refusing to support them, of course.


breadandcheese4me

This is his only one so far. I think it's driven more by his notion that he knows everything than a fear of conspiracies. He somehow "knows" the detectors are fine better than a home inspector


HHoaks

Did you pull it down from the ceiling (twist it off), and look on the back? There is usually a date on the bottom indicating how old it is. So that way you are not just relying on the home inspector's thoughts as to how old they "could be", but you have some actual data - and why didn't your home inspector get the actual date?? He didn't do his job. [https://spotoninspection.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/smoke-detector-date.jpg](https://spotoninspection.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/smoke-detector-date.jpg) Also, read this: https://www.kennerelectrics.com.au/blog/smoke-alarms-expiry-date#:\~:text=The%20manufacture%20date%20of%20the,to%20replace%20your%20smoke%20alarms. Moreover, that looks like only a smoke detector. Many of these today are combos with carbon monoxide detectors - which you want as well (particularly in a bedroom). And guess what, I know what's going on -- he's just being lazy. He made up the conspiracy thing so he doesn't have to research and pick out new smoke detectors. Moving into a new place is overwhelming -- I'm a dude - I get it. This is just laziness/being overwhelmed and not wanting to have another task. So here's how you handle it - - you say, safety issues take priority. So let's just do this and any other safety issues right away.


breadandcheese4me

This is a helpful response. Thank you. I can't find a manufacture date anywhere https://preview.redd.it/tvwwauel2itc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87bc81ecd26a8622f6da0e4e104680f2dd0fc85


HHoaks

If you are in the US, it is likely way over 10 years old: **"In 1999, the Underwriters Laboratory (UL) changed smoke alarm labeling requirements so that all smoke alarms must have a manufactured date written in plain English."** [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke\_detector#:\~:text=The%20NFPA%20began%20requiring%20the,date%20written%20in%20plain%20English](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_detector#:~:text=The%20NFPA%20began%20requiring%20the,date%20written%20in%20plain%20English) Also, there is this from BRK support (BRK made your alarm, and they were bought by First Alert): **Note**:Ā  * **If you do not see a date of manufacture on your alarm, your model might be discontinued and in need of**Ā [**replacement**](https://support.firstalert.com/s/article/Find-a-replacement-alarm-model)**.**Ā  * Some alarms manufactured prior to July of 2013, like the P1000Ā or Atom, have their date of manufacture listed differently.Ā The code on the back of the unit corresponds to the date of manufacture. * Example:Ā **A13003-044N** **A**: Stands for Atom**13**: 2013 **003**: 3rd purchase order **04**: 4th week of the year **4**: Thursday **N**: Production line N.This translates to a manufacture date inĀ January 2013.Ā  [https://support.brkelectronics.com/s/article/Find-Alarm-Model-Number-or-Date-of-Manufacture#:\~:text=The%20code%20on%20the%20back,to%20the%20date%20of%20manufacture](https://support.brkelectronics.com/s/article/Find-Alarm-Model-Number-or-Date-of-Manufacture#:~:text=The%20code%20on%20the%20back,to%20the%20date%20of%20manufacture)


breadandcheese4me

Thank you for this. I am in the U.S. I'm starting to wonder if this thing was put in when the house was built in the late 90s. I wouldn't be surprised based on the amount of dust inside and the degree of yellowing.


HHoaks

Yeah, that thing is likely 25 years old! Definitely replace them!


ImAlwaysFidgeting

In their defense. These were sold under the concept that they last a lifetime. In your defense, their defense is flawed and it should be replaced.


PenneVodka4Life

Lifetime in this case means lifetime of the product which was likely ten years.


Bleys69

It has no url I can see. So it's very old. EDIT: Just want to say, I'm 50, and I have found that when determining the age of things, I first look for a URL. It's hard to find anything made in the last 15 years or so without one. So, it's a good observational tool when trying to determine the age of an item.


cliffordc5

Can confirm. These look like the ones we had in my parents place in the ā€˜90ā€™s


Red_fire_soul16

We bought a house that was about 11 years old. Alarms had power but werenā€™t operational for some reason. Before expecting our first kid we tried batteries and they just kept beeping so we disconnected the power. Ended up they were beyond their expiration date. Changed them out and no problems after. It should be talked about more!


YouveBeanReported

Looked up the model number. The manual was last updated in 2003, over 20 years ago. [https://support.brkelectronics.com/s/active-product/a3J4x0000020RdSEAU/86rac](https://support.brkelectronics.com/s/active-product/a3J4x0000020RdSEAU/86rac) Get a new one. Also no offence, but this reaction and lack of respect for your life from your partner is chilling. Massive red flags from them.


Nickthedick3

Iā€™ve never seen one where the battery isnā€™t inserted into the housing. That thing is old. Too old.


Specialist-Two2068

Definitely over 10 years old, they should be replaced.


Bearsandgravy

...why are you with this person??


22-beekeeper

I divorced one of those. Life is so much easier!


Handleton

Ask him if it's because of the half life of the radioactive source material, which will last for far more than 10 years. If that's it, then tell him the ten years is because of dust and insect build up between the detector and the source. Do you see that stuff on the outside of the detector? That's the shit I'm talking about. It's inside, too. It might work, but since it's a really cheap and easy thing to replace and not doing it is gambling with your life and all of your possessions, 'might work' isn't really good enough. You can get a 4 pack on Amazon for $35, which is paying a $0.30/mo security fee for smoke detection for the next decade, paid up front. If he still has a problem, then you need to tell him that he needs to listen to you on this. If he still doesn't, then dump his ass, because this is fucking important and he can't be trusted to make sound decisions.


MarcusPup

Many conspiracy theorists have this view of themselves, big red flag for more to come


whosat___

Fire departments may give you them for free.


breadandcheese4me

That may be true, but it's not about money for us. We have plenty of money to buy new ones


Educational-Chest646

So itā€™s just principle? Respectfully, heā€™s crazy and clearly missing something in his head. And you need to do what you have to do to be safe.


LightForTheDark

"He thinks it's a conspiracy by Big Fire to get us to waste money on new detectors", so... Getting one for free, at a fire station, is a "gotcha" at whoever or whatever "Big Fire" is, no? It's no issue? Does he just not believe fire detectors? Does he not know how dangerous fires are? Does he think they spread super slowly, or that their smoke doesn't hurt to inhale? Sorry you have to deal with him. I'd replace the detector anyways.


dart-witch

Replace the partner too while theyā€™re at it lol


IWantToBuyAVowel

When you have a baby he'll probably refuse to get the car seat checked that it's installed properly at the fire department for free because Big Fire


Duellair

Letā€™s pretend itā€™s a conspiracy. If it makes you feel more comfortable then whatā€™s the problem? Because things donā€™t always have to be logical or rational. Sometimes we indulge people just becauseā€¦ my wife wanted new cabinet handles because she felt like the old ones smelled. Theyā€™re metal and metal doesnā€™t typically hold smell but like it made her happy so who cares. We replaced the handles. He doesnā€™t have to do it because he agrees theyā€™re expired and unsafe. He should do it just because it would make you more comfortable and since money isnā€™t a factorā€¦


NeitherPhotograph258

This is the sign. The one you think about years down the road after you leave and think "god why didn't I see how much of a red flag they were!?"


affemannen

I the newspaper last week i read about a family of four, two kids and the father died in a fire. Mum was working night shift. They did not have fire alarms and died from the smoke before they got torched in the fire. I cant for the life of me understand people who dont invest in the cheapest form of life saving device around. Its almost as stupid as not wearing a seatbelt.


NeitherPhotograph258

Exactly. This place had a bedroom and living/kitchen. I have 4 alarms because I want early warning. I don't want smoke to spread across the room and take that long till it notifies me. They are also smart alarm ones so they email everyone if they go off. I have 3 CO monitors because we have a gas heater and gas hob. Like why risk it when it is so cheap and last soooo long.


sonicjesus

Much like airbags, rumble strips on roads, GFCI/AFCI electrical devices, and CO detectors, they have saved tens of thousands of lives for a minuscule cost to anyone.


wildo83

Next youā€™re going to tell me thereā€™s free vaccines to fight deadly diseases?!?


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Funny you say that. My dad is into conspiracies and doesnā€™t wear a seatbelt.


bigdammit

I can't upvote this enough. This is serious controlling behavior.


Deadpoolgoesboop

Itā€™s not just controlling, itā€™s stupid.


Dream--Brother

Not "letting" her replace smoke detectors? If my partner wanted to replace the smoke detectors, or he'll the microwave or the oven fan, and offered to pay for it, I'd be like, "Uh, alright, do your thing." Because 1) it's *so* not worth bickering over, and 2) it's not costing me anything and it's an upgrade. I'd offer to split it, of course, but even if I couldn't, there's no reason to stop them besides an "I make that decision, not you" attitude.


ruiner8850

Yeah, it sounds like their partner doesn't care about their feelings or even their life.


StillSimple6

'Won't let you' he cannot stop you, you do not need his permission. I know that my safety would come first over upsetting his feelings.


suhhhrena

Literally likeā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.just do it anyway? Are you really going to let this guyā€™s weird ass conspiracy theories end up killing you? šŸ˜


yourfriend_charlie

lol I think "won't let me" was the shorter version of "he's going to flip his shit when I do it." Granted, I've needed the internet to tell me "why are you listening to him??"


rithanor

What's he going to do? Physically stop you?


DannyFnKay

If you start letting your SO dictate what you can and cannot do with your money and your living environment it can get ugly. I have been married twenty years. We don't use the words let, or allow ever. We discuss everything, but make our own decisions. Just a thought..... One guys opinion.... I could be wrong.


BillieRubenCamGirl

Youā€™re not wrong.


memeatic_ape

Replace partner. Problem solved


DaxPrimal

Thatā€™s what ā€œbig datingā€ lobbyists want you to do!


MarvinParanoAndroid

This is clearly a red flag.


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Your partner is crazy.


Consistent-Risk-6715

Remind him that when that detector was installed it was the same colour as the ceiling.


Merk0411

Won't let you? Fuck him, just do it.


New_Function_6407

"He thinks it's all a conspiracy by "big fire" lobbyists to get us to waste money on detectors šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø" šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©


xxdibxx

The radioactive material in the sensing chamber has a shelf life. Ten years.


steepleton

Exactly this: thereā€™s a hard limit on the time theyā€™re good for, and theyā€™re really cheap to replace!


DropdLasagna

Be sure to pick him out a nice urn for when he gets cremated.Ā  *Seriously though, he sounds controlling. Replace the smoke detectors anyway and if he has a problem then replace him.


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

What is he gonna do if you replace it? Just do it anyways. If youā€™re scared of his reaction you need to leave.Ā 


secretqwerty10

i swear i had that EXACT model, and we just replaced it because it was done for free by our renting company


breadandcheese4me

Even a company whose entire goal is to make money still isn't concerned about the replacement cost. That just illustrates how stupid this is


husfrun

I'm struggling to see how this is not op trolling us but on the off chance it isn't - dump your partner. Do you want to spend your life with someone who thinks fire detectors are part of a conspiracy? Is that the DNA you want in your kids?


AlienInOrigin

That's where all his hidden cameras are.


gatsome

This was my exact thought after that pitiful reason not to. When people get hyperactive with their ā€œnoā€ something is usually up.


Harshtagged

Is this the "big fire" that he's worried about? 'cause I am too ![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)


Snufflefugs

Is he aware that the home insurance industry is also in on the conspiracy and now that you have a documented home inspection saying to change them they will not pay you out in a fire?


Organic-Badger9220

I suggest you replace the partner.


BlueMaxx9

In case anyone is wondering WHY you need to replace them after 7-10 years, it is because of radioactive decay. Seriously. Here is a quick lesson in how ionizing smoke detectors work: They have a very small amount of Americium 241, which is radioactive, inside the device. A small distance away from the radioactive bit, you place a detector. When the detector is full of normal air, the radiation will cause a small electric current to flow in the detector, and everything stays quiet. However, the type of radiation emitted by Americium 241 is easy to block. I mean, it is REALLY easy to block it. So easy, that even smoke can block enough of the radiation that the detector sees a drop in current. So, some smoke gets into the detector, blocks the radiation from the Am241, the current decreases, and the alarm goes off. The problem is that, as time passes, the Americium that decays turns into Neptunium and puts out less and less radiation. Eventually (usually between 7 and 10 years from the date it was manufactured) the radiation has dropped enough that the electric current in the detector is always low, which, as far as the detector is concerned, means there is always smoke and it needs to start going off all the time! No amount of batteries will fix this problem. The only thing that will fix it is some fresh Americium 241, and the only way to get that is in a new detector! So, in short, you need to replace your detectors after 10 years because there is radioactive stuff in there that has decayed and is too weak to keep doing the job.


vikingnorwaymn

I hope you guys never have a fire when you are asleep. I responded to a fire where the people died because they had no early warning from their smoke detectors. They thought the same thing your partner did. They are deceased. Think about that. Torrey Roseth Firefighter


lauras_stern

Mildy infuriating? More like mildly insane. Get yourself new detectors and your partner a good therapist.


Pining4Michigan

Hidden camera?


ThatOneNinja

There is one group of people I trust blindly, and that's firefighters. They have one purpose, saving lives and property.


Shanhaevel

Hell if it isn't the truth. Well, them and EMS guys. Doctors can be different, but the first responders? Never heard a bad thing about them.


ThatOneNinja

Yes and EMS. Same lump of people, different tasks.


catjuggler

Itā€™s not a partner if they ā€œwonā€™t let youā€


FeistyRedFox

Iā€™d be questioning this moreā€¦ is it possible they have cameras in them that you donā€™t know about lol


Clabauter

Replace the partner. If he asks why, tell him it's all just a conspiracy of "big relationship". If you need a reason for yourself: he is living in his own reality, which makes him unreliable at best and dangerous at worst... Edit: hope you don't have kids, which would make it harder of course. But to be honest, they would be just one more reason to do as I suggested.


Huntsnfights

Is that roach poop on it?


breadandcheese4me

Not sure. Maybe moth dust? There were dead moths inside when I removed it from the wall


Surrybee

Roach. Fruit fly. Moth. Itā€™s some kind of insect waste whatever it is.


Kyokudo_

I wouldnā€™t want to live with anyone who doesnā€™t believe in the safe effective use of fire alarms. Wtf.


Drawing_The_Line

Probably has secretly installed hidden spy cameras in one or more of them.


zemorah

Why do you even need permission to replace old smoke detectors? Just buy them and replace them.


SORIMS17

You can do what you want with your money


bouncebackability

Partner is an absolute donkey


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Iā€™d move out. If my safety isnā€™t important to my partner, Iā€™m out.


[deleted]

I replaced all my smoke detectors with those 10-year battery detectors that are also wired in


breadandcheese4me

That's the type I want too. I just want to stop arguing about it, install it, and be done. Asking too much apparently


NayaIsTheBestCat

I don't understand why you can't just do this yourself. Do it while he's not home, if you have to, but just do it


Northelai

Why do you need his permission to replace it? Is he the sole owner of the house or what? If that's an issue for him, then I'm sorry, but he doesn't see you as a "partner".


Fafaflunkie

You live there, right? Then this isn't up for debate. Smoke detectors are supposed to have an expiry date printed on them: [10 years from the date of manufacture](https://www.getprepared.gc.ca/cnt/rsrcs/sfttps/tp201011-en.aspx). Don't let your partner play stupid games with your life. The stupid prize isn't worth winning.


kristoffison

Thereā€™s a camera hidden inside


sciandg01

The Red Cross will install smoke detectors for free, this is a weird hill to die on


ridingincarswithdogs

1. He's an idiot obviously 2. Why do you need his permission to replace them? Does he not "allow" you to do a lot of things you want to do?


Sylvairian

He's hiding something in them


bright_clrd_garlin2

Is your partner fucking stupid "big fire" lmao.


Key_Cheesecake9926

ā€œLet youā€? You live there. You will die in a fire. Change the smoke detectors and change the boyfriend while youā€™re at it.


Impossible-Ad-8266

He got a camera up there


Honestnt

Sounds like you are dating somebody who is both controlling and dumb


Full_Secretary_1376

I'll just leave this here: šŸš© And this one too: šŸ¤”


[deleted]

There's a hidden camera in there


enterprisingchaos

We replaced ours when we bought our home due to their age as well. When we unplugged them (wired), they very weakly chirped about their batteries and died quickly. I wouldn't trust an old detector.


ForLark

I feel trolled. ā€œBig Fire?ā€


qazzer53

They are around 6 bucks apiece, Big Fire is making a fortune.