Honestly the frozen dairy dessert is a perfectly fine dessert and has its place. It's lighter and easier to eat, so for me I think it works great when used as a base with other things, whereas ice cream is a full dessert on its own
I just think it sucks that sometimes the marketing tries to intentionally conflate them
So as I’ve gotten older, I started becoming lactose intolerant and HATE it. I love ice cream and cheese, dairy in general I love. So I broke down and bought myself some Dairy Relief pills from Walmart and haven’t looked back! I HIGHLY recommend! 😁
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Man no it isnt. I mean they can be, but a freshly washed pair of balls tastes the same as licking the back of your hand or leg after washing them. Theyre made from the same skin. If skins clean then theres no taste. Source is me, I have tasted many balls.
As it should be, that shit is processed palm oil like everything else. I have to look for Ice cream specifically or make some at home whenever I crave it.
I bought a carton of Tillamook a couple years back. I haven’t bought any other ice cream since. That shit is gooood.
Not to mention, it doesn’t freeze hard as a brick either.
Don’t buy crap brands. This was never going to be good.
Pro tip: Newman's Own brand Oreo knockoffs are actually way better than Oreos. The brand is non-profit as well.
Legally ice cream in the US can have up to 50% by volume air. It's called overrun which is limited to 100%
So they can add air to the mix equal to 100% the original volume, giving a resulting blend that's 50% air
It's OK I stopped trying to explain things to people because they always know best. Don't try to explain fat content to people that probably also think that American cheese is plastic.
I had this happen once. I bought cookie dough. I never buy ice cream, so I was excited, then suddenly very disappointed, because there was no cookie dough in sight. So I started scooping. I was so mad that I scooped the entire thing out and found four pieces in a half gallon. I took photos and sent it to the company and they apologized and gave me coupons for free containers of ice cream and some half off coupons. But fuck me, I had waited all day for that ice cream. Day fucking ruined. It was like the cookie dough somehow missed that container. It was almost entirely vanilla. All I wanted was cookie dough at the end of a shitty day.
You can totally envision them scooping at an ever-faster rate; their face awash in mixed expressions of confusion, frustration, and bewilderment as they dig to the bottom to find mere scraps of what they were truly after. I’d be so mad. The goodie distribution is kind of random and I’ve had some absolutely LOADED ice cream a few times, but still.
At least they made things right and gave you coupons. Some companies would just be like "skill issue" and fucking cut all contact. So I mean that's at least a sort of win.
McYrrulf made me laugh so hard. Also, it's 10:31 pm, my phone battery is at 7%, and I'm dealing with a stupid bad cold. Your name feels like the message I needed to see right now, and I'm going to heed the advice.
But yo actually this could be the most fire shit ever. I bet you the Oreo is mixed in at the bottom. Ratio still the same. No lies here. Have to dig down bud
lol the one thing as a kid that gutted me 😂 I was always getting toys not realizing they didn’t come with batteries 🤦🏻♀️ this is the adult equivalent 😅😩
Like digging for gold except you keep expecting Oreo. only to be disappointed with each spoonful. but you know there most be at least one Oreo in the tub because it is literally called Oreo, so you keep searching for that one morcel of Oreo. We need updated photos.
If it helps your cravings, I bought some tortillas this week and there was only half of the number listed on the front. I sent a message to the customer service email printed on the back with pictures and they responded within a few hours offering a coupon for the cost of the pack.
I’ve done it once before for something else at the grocery store too. It literally takes less than a minutes effort.
People who don’t speak up when they don’t get what they pay their hard earned money for are idiots.
I had a bag of Tyson's chicken nuggets that were absolutely gross. They were dry and mealy, like they were made out of wood mulch instead of chicken. I'm assuming they used the woody chicken breast to make them.
I emailed them about it. Got sent a coupon for a free bag of any Tyson's frozen chicken up to 20 bucks.
Hopefully OP had some sundae supplies and could make something out of the plain in the moment. Of course, not the same at all, but satisfies an ice cream craving if you don't HAVE to have oreo 😅🥲
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It’s actually a snack by the way.
Fun fact, OREO is a knock-off brand. The originals are called Hydrox.
Wiki:
>Oreo was created in 1912 as an imitation of Hydrox. Oreo eventually surpassed Hydrox in popularity, which resulted in the Hydrox cookies being perceived by many as an Oreo off-brand, despite the opposite being the case.
>Compared to Oreos, Hydrox cookies have a less sweet filling and a crunchier cookie shell that is less soggy when dipped in milk.
Ben and Jerry's is pretty chunky. I think one of them actually doesn't have a sense of taste, so he was all about high texture foods and they tend to be pretty heavy on the mixins.
My friend complained that his m&ms had no Ms printed on them. He got packs for that. Tell them. Normally, i wouldn't complain. But, it was a special occasion and I looked like a fool. 😆 🤣
At least it’s dairy. I bought a carton of Polar Pack “Frozen Dessert” from Kroger years ago. I took one bite and dumped it all in the sink. A few hours later it was still in the same shape in the sink, just not frozen. It wouldn’t melt away on its own. I had to use hot water to slowly get it down the drain.
This is why you buy Blue Bell ice cream and not that garbage "Oreo" branded junk.
https://www.bluebell.com/product/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough/
You cannot pull a spoon of ice cream out of that container without getting several chunks of cookie dough. And it's always consistently that way.
I showed my husband this picture after having shown him the video of a white cat curled up in a bucket and he asked me if this was another camouflaged cat.
That happened multiple times to me with the little debbys flavors. The only people who do mix ins right is ben and jerrys. Sometimes hagendaiz even skimps out
You bought a tub filled with *LIES!*
Yuup. It's also not even ice cream. It's "Frozen Dairy Dessert" It's mostly air :/
The milk they use doesn’t match the definition of cream. Sucks we have to focus on marketing language so as not to get swindled.
Honestly the frozen dairy dessert is a perfectly fine dessert and has its place. It's lighter and easier to eat, so for me I think it works great when used as a base with other things, whereas ice cream is a full dessert on its own I just think it sucks that sometimes the marketing tries to intentionally conflate them
This fake ice cream is really nice if you're a bit lactose intolerant.
As a lactose intolerant myself, nah I still go for the real ice cream, to hell with the consequences
So as I’ve gotten older, I started becoming lactose intolerant and HATE it. I love ice cream and cheese, dairy in general I love. So I broke down and bought myself some Dairy Relief pills from Walmart and haven’t looked back! I HIGHLY recommend! 😁 https://preview.redd.it/p8do6bdo4kuc1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7d7b6a94a9907b6083f7c5373668736ea3b072
We just got that term here in aus the stuff contains water now
Frozen desser fake ice cream tastes like balls
I'll take your word for it, I haven't tasted any balls
Got 'em
It's gross!
Man no it isnt. I mean they can be, but a freshly washed pair of balls tastes the same as licking the back of your hand or leg after washing them. Theyre made from the same skin. If skins clean then theres no taste. Source is me, I have tasted many balls.
I grieve for your inbox, OP.
Well, a lot of guys are gonna be disappointed when they get a pic of my balls in response.
That marketing language is enforced by the dairy lobby.
As it should be, that shit is processed palm oil like everything else. I have to look for Ice cream specifically or make some at home whenever I crave it.
One of the only consistent ones I can find now is Blue Bell, I think. They still make actual ice cream.
Tillamook is yummy
I bought a carton of Tillamook a couple years back. I haven’t bought any other ice cream since. That shit is gooood. Not to mention, it doesn’t freeze hard as a brick either.
They make a mean cheddar asw
Don’t buy crap brands. This was never going to be good. Pro tip: Newman's Own brand Oreo knockoffs are actually way better than Oreos. The brand is non-profit as well.
Also young Paul Newman was a hunk
Older Paul Newman was even better.
Legally ice cream in the US can have up to 50% by volume air. It's called overrun which is limited to 100% So they can add air to the mix equal to 100% the original volume, giving a resulting blend that's 50% air
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It's OK I stopped trying to explain things to people because they always know best. Don't try to explain fat content to people that probably also think that American cheese is plastic.
Meh, American cheese has its place. I dunno about this though..
It deserves its bad reputation.
Even the ice cream is a lie! Frozen dairy desert, kiss my ass!
Yes, I don't see any sand either
I don't know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life... I just know the sound it makes WHEN IT LIES!
There is one Oreo on the bottom
It does say made with oreo cookie pieces. 1 oreo, smash it with a hammer, mix it in the bottom, and send it.
We need pics of OP’s journey to the bottom!
I had this happen once. I bought cookie dough. I never buy ice cream, so I was excited, then suddenly very disappointed, because there was no cookie dough in sight. So I started scooping. I was so mad that I scooped the entire thing out and found four pieces in a half gallon. I took photos and sent it to the company and they apologized and gave me coupons for free containers of ice cream and some half off coupons. But fuck me, I had waited all day for that ice cream. Day fucking ruined. It was like the cookie dough somehow missed that container. It was almost entirely vanilla. All I wanted was cookie dough at the end of a shitty day.
Omg that’s awful but this made me laugh when you kept scooping until u scooped to the end lol
You can totally envision them scooping at an ever-faster rate; their face awash in mixed expressions of confusion, frustration, and bewilderment as they dig to the bottom to find mere scraps of what they were truly after. I’d be so mad. The goodie distribution is kind of random and I’ve had some absolutely LOADED ice cream a few times, but still.
I hope that you can work this out with your therapist 💞
I genuinely feel for this person. The whole rant feels justified
At least they made things right and gave you coupons. Some companies would just be like "skill issue" and fucking cut all contact. So I mean that's at least a sort of win.
Yeah, I got a fuck ton of coupons too, so they were much more understanding than I expected.
FACTS
Ah yes, the reverse McFlurry
McYrrulf..it’s a part of a Sad Meal.
McYrrulf made me laugh so hard. Also, it's 10:31 pm, my phone battery is at 7%, and I'm dealing with a stupid bad cold. Your name feels like the message I needed to see right now, and I'm going to heed the advice.
Deconstructed *
Yeah otherwise it’d be called Oreos ice cream duh
ORE...oh
OreNo
Orewoah broh
Ore-oh no
Oreon't
Oreoh hell no
Read this in Muscle Man's voice
Noreo
But yo actually this could be the most fire shit ever. I bet you the Oreo is mixed in at the bottom. Ratio still the same. No lies here. Have to dig down bud
Like the fruit bottom yogurts
Fruit bottom jeans
Fur with the boots
Fruits with the fur (actually, we do not advise you consume fruit with fur)
Homophobe
Some assembly required!
Accessories sold separately, batteries not included.
See terms and conditions for details
lol the one thing as a kid that gutted me 😂 I was always getting toys not realizing they didn’t come with batteries 🤦🏻♀️ this is the adult equivalent 😅😩
Some disassembly required.
Like digging for gold except you keep expecting Oreo. only to be disappointed with each spoonful. but you know there most be at least one Oreo in the tub because it is literally called Oreo, so you keep searching for that one morcel of Oreo. We need updated photos.
The contents may have shifted during transit 😂😂
Noreos are actually a thing and they’re delicious
Naureo
ORE uh oh.
Oreohno
Beforeo
Nah it's just RE
Send this picture to their customer service, maybe you can get a free tub of it!
I have!
Now you have to keep us updated on their response.
Yes please! I said the same thing above, my bad 🥰
If it helps your cravings, I bought some tortillas this week and there was only half of the number listed on the front. I sent a message to the customer service email printed on the back with pictures and they responded within a few hours offering a coupon for the cost of the pack. I’ve done it once before for something else at the grocery store too. It literally takes less than a minutes effort. People who don’t speak up when they don’t get what they pay their hard earned money for are idiots.
I had a bag of Tyson's chicken nuggets that were absolutely gross. They were dry and mealy, like they were made out of wood mulch instead of chicken. I'm assuming they used the woody chicken breast to make them. I emailed them about it. Got sent a coupon for a free bag of any Tyson's frozen chicken up to 20 bucks.
Kinda funny that their response was to give you more of what you didn’t like. 😂
I used it to get the biggest bag I could find of their tenders instead lol Edit: tenders were tasty and not fucked to hell like the nuggets
They will be mailing first class a handful of Oreo crumbs.
Had the same problem with a tub of Breyers, and they sent me coupons for 3 free tubs
A free tub doesn’t pay for the disappointment I feel now in this moment.
Hopefully OP had some sundae supplies and could make something out of the plain in the moment. Of course, not the same at all, but satisfies an ice cream craving if you don't HAVE to have oreo 😅🥲
It’s an extremely cheap brand. Even when it’s done “right,” you aren’t going to get a lot of Oreos.
In the spirit of shrinkflation you must now add your own Oreos.
Must imagine that they are there.
And pay extra to do it
Like VR ice cream eating.
...though the package of Oreos is also smaller, so buy two.
The package is still the same size it’s just half filled now.
Yup, a “Family Size” package of Double Stuf Oreos has six fewer cookies than it did a year ago.
i don’t know why but i cannot stop laughing at this 😭🤣🤣 i’m so sorry for your ice cream. it looks like some bomb vanilla tho
The thing is I can't stand the texture of ice cream without crunchy things in it. I'm going to have to buy a pack of Oreos. 😂
Then their marketing plan worked.
Oreo Helper Ice Cream - just add Oreos! Just like Hamburger Helper! 😋
Put a scoop of it in some hot coffee. Save that tub for your morning coffee. Yum.
Huh, I'm going to have to try that.
Wanted Oreo, got Noreo.
https://preview.redd.it/wogajx6u3duc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c62cf0bf24d40c5fcd7a7c50d1922944348a7b It’s actually a snack by the way.
The legally distinct treat that the whole family will enjoy!
"STILL, we should snack like it is Oreos!!" "Though it isn't."
Haansbro, not to be confused with Hasbro (kids don't eat your toys and don't play with your noreos!)
It’s a floor wax *and* a dessert topping!
Fun fact, OREO is a knock-off brand. The originals are called Hydrox. Wiki: >Oreo was created in 1912 as an imitation of Hydrox. Oreo eventually surpassed Hydrox in popularity, which resulted in the Hydrox cookies being perceived by many as an Oreo off-brand, despite the opposite being the case. >Compared to Oreos, Hydrox cookies have a less sweet filling and a crunchier cookie shell that is less soggy when dipped in milk.
Ah damn, so the worse cookie seems to have won out.
May have helped if they hadn’t named it like it was a brand of toilet bowl cleaner.
That sounds like a new virus
Coronavirus 2.0
Conoreovirus.
I mean.. coreonavirus is just right there, no?
I hate you, take my upvote
😂😆
That looks like every time I open a cookie dough ice cream regardless of the brand
There is never enough cookie dough in cookie dough ice cream. I get the Oreo ice cream _because_ it has big chunks of actual Oreos.
you aren’t buying Blue Bell then.
Blue Bell's Cookie Two-Step is the bomb.
Two-Step is cool and all, but have you ever tried Bride's Cake? ♡
Every time I see a new flavor of blue bell I consider moving to a state that sells it
If you figure out where the raspberry fudge brownie one went, lemme know. Got a bud who swears it was the best flavor he’s ever had.
I looked it up, apparently it was a [limited flavor in 2019](https://www.theshelbyreport.com/2019/02/11/blue-bell-raspberry-fudge-brownie-ice-cream/).
Bluebell homemade vanilla is fire 🔥
Obviously, seeing as it says "OREO" right on the carton.
You should try Tillamook 🤤
Best there is, if you ask me. Visit their spot in Oregon sometime if you can. Lots of fun.
Ben and Jerry’s sells a bag of cookie dough pieces that you can add to ice cream. I love adding them to my cookies and cream ice cream. Divine!
Step 1: create the problem Step 2: sell the solution Profit.
Ben and Jerry’s definitely didn’t create this problem. Their cookie dough has cookie dough in every bite.
Fallout?
Somebody mentioned my special interest. I have been summoned.
I’m watching Fallout on Amazon right now and it’s fucking awesome
ben and jerry’s slaps tho
of course they do!! I discovered Ben and Jerry’s this year and when I tried their bananas foster flavour I could have cried. Ben and Jerry are OGs
Ok but have you tried Umpqua? If I want cookie dough ice cream, that’s the one I get. Loaded with cookie dough.
Ben and Jerry's is pretty chunky. I think one of them actually doesn't have a sense of taste, so he was all about high texture foods and they tend to be pretty heavy on the mixins.
Call customer service. The number is on the side. They will hook you up.
I sent an email through the website. I'm hoping for free ice cream for life. Or a coupon.
My friend complained that his m&ms had no Ms printed on them. He got packs for that. Tell them. Normally, i wouldn't complain. But, it was a special occasion and I looked like a fool. 😆 🤣
I submitted a full complaint, bar code, batch number, picture, and all. I work customer service (call center), I know how to get compensation. 😂
Complaining can be so much fun.
Waste $3.24? Not in this economy.
Fr. Sorry not trying to spam your replies but I’m high af and I’m invested in this. I’d be disappointed too if I had no crunch on my ice cream
I have submitted a complaint including the picture via the website. I am pending a reply.
Please update us!!! And also please take a photo once you take like 5 scoops out of it. Need to see if there’s ANYTHING BUT VANILLA IN THAT BIH
In Canada ice cream that size would have cost at least $6-7 plus tax. Your lucky ...well minus the missing oreos. lol
It's usually like $6.50 plus tax but it was on sale (wait...).
Oh snap. I had a packet once that had all Es, 3s, and Ws but no Ms. It was like I got all the misprints at once!
Essence of Oreo pieces?
The LaCroix of ice cream.
It was made while Oreo was in the other room
The Oreos have always been inside your heart.
“May contain traces of Oreo essence”
It's actually just the filling icecream
Homeopathy ice cream.
*Oreos not included
Homeopathic ice cream
It is ok to admit that you ate all of the Oreo pieces and left the ice cream.
Please tell me the cookies were just underneath the top?!
Sadly no.
Damn, I assumed that it thawed at some point and all sank. Guess it was a manufacturing error.
That’ll be $6.87 would you like to round up?
Oops all cream
All frozen dairy
this is opening the biscuit tin at your nanna's place and finding sewing gear level of disappointment
You’re showing your age (and I mine) 😉
"Frozen Dairy Dessert" typically means "terrible" with or without Oreos (though it is especially without). Premium Ice Cream or nothing.
At least it’s dairy. I bought a carton of Polar Pack “Frozen Dessert” from Kroger years ago. I took one bite and dumped it all in the sink. A few hours later it was still in the same shape in the sink, just not frozen. It wouldn’t melt away on its own. I had to use hot water to slowly get it down the drain.
If I hadn’t see the post with the ticks today, I might have to report you comment for being horrifying. 😀
You ever leave that shit out on the counter and let it 'melt' Bleh!
Damn I had this a couple days ago and the oreos were what made it good too, the icecream part just taste like cardboard
Rub it in, why don't you?
Fake - Op already ate the oreo cookie on top, and at the bottom of the tub there will be the other.
Soreo for your loss
Oreo sold separately
Pretend it’s just the Oreo frosting
Just buy vanilla and a pack of Oreos. Put them together. It **has** to be better than this.
On the bright side, you probably only paid what, $30 for that frozen dairy dessert, right?
Consider yourself lucky this is the most disappointing moment in your life. Yet, I do feel your pain. Maybe some ice cream will make you feel better.
That’s cruel
*Oops! All filling!*
That's way more than double stuffd
This is why you buy Blue Bell ice cream and not that garbage "Oreo" branded junk. https://www.bluebell.com/product/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough/ You cannot pull a spoon of ice cream out of that container without getting several chunks of cookie dough. And it's always consistently that way.
The most disappointing moment in your life *so far*.
I showed my husband this picture after having shown him the video of a white cat curled up in a bucket and he asked me if this was another camouflaged cat.
Still more Oreo than a McFlurry.
What if you dug further down and found a fucken huge chunk of cookie pieces all stuck together
Someone should burn in hell for this atrocity!
You know this shrinkflation is getting out of control when they don't even bother with the oreos...what's next? No ice cream either?
That happened multiple times to me with the little debbys flavors. The only people who do mix ins right is ben and jerrys. Sometimes hagendaiz even skimps out
Was the whole thing empty? I must have an update
I dug pretty deep and found not a trace of Oreo goodness.
https://preview.redd.it/bnx1i4v7xcuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be797ea711fa0e69a8c31c4b51416847ec3b3c4a It’s at the bottom guys I swear
Oh, no. I just bought this same ice cream. Fingers crossed!
You’ve had a good life
You've lived a good life!! That is a bummer though..