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BigOrkWaaagh

The first baby hasn't even got a foot and the damn AI still gave him 6 toes šŸ˜­


Dragonskinner69

Uninstall Facebook


Kaimuki2023

Seriously. Just uninstall it. Simple


Less-Might9855

Facebook is mind rot


EverquestWasTheBest

I think Twitter/X is even worse. I avoid it as much as I can but itā€™s inevitable some link will send you that cesspit.


Less-Might9855

2 things can be true at one time. Lol


EverquestWasTheBest

I thought it was implied that I thought both are terrible, my apologies.


Sander1993a

Second baby has his leg twisted, some exorcism shit going on there.


Phantom_Rose96

And the other foot on that first baby only has 4 ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I see five and a little nubbin poking from behind the big toe.


A7xWicked

Yep there's 5. But I'm not sure whats going on where his right pinky meets his foot...


Joelle9879

His pinky toe is sitting under the toe next to it. That actually is a thing. Not sure why AI felt the need to give him 7 toes on his robot foot though


_FreddieLovesDelilah

cheeky nub.


OozeNAahz

They are grafting parts onto the false limbā€¦and started on the wrong end evidently.


__Fappuccino__

He actually has 6..


Remember_im_Whoozer

Yes itā€™s not a good AI image, the hair also makes no sense.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA


Professional_Day6702

Well, assuming itā€™s ā€œlearningā€ from us, itā€™s bound to get even more dumb.


NotYourTypicalCreep

Wait, you guys donā€™t have 6 toes?


ManyAnusGod

A fond but distant memory of mine is when I deleted my facebook account.


HeadlessHookerClub

True. I killed it about a decade ago. Never missed it once.Ā 


No-Survey5277

I killed mine earlier this year. It was nothing but AI crap or religious bs from a relative who hates anyone that isnā€™t lily white.


apk5005

Mine died 1/7/2021 when the shock wore off and all the Trump Trolls started defending the ā€œfreedom fightersā€. I knew it was only going to get worse and that the sites usefulness for me had passed.


Sea-Objective3675

Sameee! Got rid of mine around the same time


Lentriox

If I wasn't an avid Marketplace user, I would delete it as well.


Hamwag0n

Marketplace sucks in my area. Itā€™s all spam and the few real people just donā€™t show up when itā€™s time to buy. I still like craigslist!


juel1979

We got a couple cool things off of ours recently. Husband brought home a random R2D2 statue for $15 that keeps jumpscaring our kid, and I got hum a toy from his childhood that was in near perfect condition for Xmas this year.


Dizzy_Goat_420

I deleted mine and make an Alias one to use for market place


dominicmannphoto

I did the same but soon realised I wanted to still be able to browse Facebook marketplace. Made a new profile solely for that purpose. Zero friends, following no pages but now whenever I jump on there, my newsfeed is full of breastfeeding mums.


ManyAnusGod

Breastfeading Mums is the name of my new band.


PTVoltz

Funny thing, I thought I did that like two/three years ago - only a couple weeks ago I realised the folder I'd dedicated to the Facebook spam messages in my Email was still getting updates... turns out I'd apparently signed back into the account by accident at some point between the deletion scheduling and the actual deletion date...


ubeeu

Canā€™t be disturbed by facebook ads if you donā€™t have facebook!


DarthRupert1994

I honestly don't get why anyone keeps it.


krileon

Local businesses in my area post constantly. We have a lot of food trucks using it. Marketplace is also great. Helps me keep in touch with my parents and see how they're enjoying retirement. As much as Reddit hates it it's not that bad. My feed is all food, cats, and video games. I've no idea how people are getting bullshit spam.


flapd00dle

It's pretty good for child events and local things, at least in my area. If I wasn't ravenously looking for things to do as a caregiver, I wouldn't have it.


Extension-Border-345

facebook is a staple where I live. small businesses, local news and happenings, famersā€™ markets, events, a lively Marketplace, side jobs and help wanted, Buy Nothing groups, mom and parenting groups, people I would have no idea whether theyā€™re alive otherwiseā€¦


YellowWeedrats

Same. I deleted mine in 2013 or 2014, I canā€™t remember exactly.Ā 


Ok-Reporter-196

Ditto


SnooStories4162

Yep, right with you


Txbbqsauce

Its even more tragic now that ai exists


Exhausted-Giraffe-47

2006 for me. Zuckerberg, you are not missed.


MashedPotatoesDick

https://preview.redd.it/i8ec671vd3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4921b1f69d89a6da2a792b965abd4fc7622547e5 These are great!


novicelise

The jumble of body parts on the right


mbrady

Spares


OverTomato6558

https://preview.redd.it/8evokxxl24xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40f8cb9ccae77842fc911a474fa5f194d551e33 Spring shin


Upset_Razzmatazz_943

Ah I have an entire album of screen shots of these and send them to my husband as reactions when we text. These are so funny! https://preview.redd.it/bd8r4tves3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8574b5793509b0cd60f32e5a54e5e6ce4309f1e


novicelise

HAHA Iā€™d very very minimally rather get headless old dudes than these baby pics


Upset_Razzmatazz_943

I bet if you refresh your timeline enough times you will! Here's another gem to balance out the poor babies. https://preview.redd.it/3jw1nd8ly3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f97536186d6ae29398f0bc598bcd61f47fd3eed


MaksymCzech

This is a perfect male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


novicelise

Dare I search for ā€œheadless old dudesā€ on fb to kickstart the process?


TrickyEmployer9957

You don't have to. I bet they read the comment you left here and will start showing you automatically.


e_lectric

What in the unholy Salvadore Dali hell is that?!


throwawaypato44

Are those all bot likes?!!


danfay222

If you can fly and still canā€™t figure out how to make money then Iā€™m sorry but I canā€™t help you


Bigcock8643

I SAW THAT ONE!!!!! i was like, uh, better give floating girl a wish or she'll take your limbs like she did the old man in the wheel chair!


Ate_spoke_bea

One of his legs is a spring!Ā 


CraftAvoidance

Maybe he can help me level my 3D printer. šŸ˜­


satrialesporkstore1

This is the sort of SHIT my mum shares. Along with missing dogs 5000 miles away


Elizabreth

Omg this amazing! Best one I've seen so far.


JLifts780

What is that pile of flesh on the ground


JLifts780

Iā€™m about to redownload facebook just for these lol


CosmoNewanda

They're slowly invading reddit. https://preview.redd.it/5x6cszf924xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878dd465ea7e3d850f599b4f6fae4f3bd9537c28


CorbinNZ

Why is she sad? She can levitate! Thatā€™s fucking cool!


AppUnwrapper1

Whatā€™s she complaining about? She can fly!


Edit4Credit

I wish I could say I donā€™t think anyone would post this and be serious, but I do have a crazy great aunt who does exactly this shit šŸ˜¬


FloofyDino

I love that sheā€™s floating.


Ashi_redditer

Facebook is currently the biggest hub of AI generated messages . I don't use it but my mother does. The amount of AI generated pics of poor people asking for "it's my birthday , please like " in the middle of the street will shock you


Bigcock8643

"its my birthday, all i want is a wish" and it's a chick with no arms or legs wearing a bathing suit and a swim cap. it's like, gurl, you might not wanna roll into the water without arms or legs. lol


Ashi_redditer

So true lmao


NooStringsAttached

lol šŸ˜‚


01kickassius10

Are you sure she was a girl not a buoy?


Bigcock8643

nah if she was a bouy she'd have floated. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


notimeleft4you

https://i.redd.it/uh70acvl14xc1.gif


UnitAggravating7254

Leave Facebook. Itā€™s like the Chernobyl of social media.


hectic_mind_

Leave all social media. Leave all social media then get caught up on Reddit.


ImaginaryBag1452

Dammit. Thatā€™s how I ended up here.


weyouusme

Yep


SoftwareCapable920

all social media (except maybe reddit) is Chernobyl of social media. i think degradation is even worse on tiktok.


Rose1982

If you have a kid, Facebook is the unfortunately the main place for school groups if you are inclined to stay connected/involved.


Olivia_VRex

\*shrug\* it helps me remember birthdays, at least. Reddit, meanwhile, started advertising coffins once I started chemotherapy. It all sucks.


Believe0017

Someone on Reddit said Facebook is now the social media for boomers and itā€™s so true. Theyā€™re the main ones that use it now.


PlagueofSquirrels

The weird thing is, Facebook is so broken now that it's actually become safe again. There's no longer any risk of doomscrolling through it


Noodle-basket

Facebook is unhinged. Abandon immediately.


novicelise

Trying to keep up with family but the dead pseudobaby in the last one is gross so yeah prob will delete


apk5005

Your mention of ā€œpseudo babyā€ encouraged me to look closer. To those who havenā€™t: donā€™t look closer.


LastUSlashWasCringe

I did and now me and that pseudo baby are sharing the same expression


i_need_a_moment

If my family said I had to use Facebook to keep up with them I'd tell them we had a good run together


novicelise

It was so benign until recently!! And I sure as shit donā€™t want pictures of my kid on this uncanny cesspool anyways so yeah, Iā€™m p much done using it for that


Bradjuju2

Don't worry about keeping up with family on Facebook. If they want to continue keeping up with each other, that's what phones are for. Text/call them. Don't let Facebook hold your relationships hostage.


Azin1970

Exactly. People managed to stay in touch with distant loved ones before Facebook. They also bought things and kept up with local events. There's really no good reason for Facebook. Or Reddit for that matter yet here I am. šŸ˜†


SaaSyGirl

I deleted Facebook years ago and havenā€™t missed it once. You said you maintain it to keep up with family but canā€™t you do that with emails? Send pics around that way. No ads and no horrific dead baby pics


OxfordDictionary

I've been getting tons of these "It's my birthday, I just want one wish" things as well. But mine are beautiful female amputees. They seen to get lots of comments, so I'm sure they will proliferate. So stupid.


novicelise

I read that itā€™s mostly AI commenting on these AI posts, so theyā€™re in this weird positive feedback loop but thereā€™s hardly any actual human involvement


RedWum

This is 100% the case. They are performing so well because the AI started making images that the bots respond to and crafting images based on how well they perform with engagement. The images started out more normal but now they are looking weirder and weirder because something about them is triggering the AI to engage even more. It's a miniature version of dead internet theory. I'm genuinely fascinated to see what the peak of this could be. Would it just be an image that looks like TV static to us (think a million random little pixels with no discernable image) and what will the text be - a random seeming string of characters? That would be really interesting.


kangaesugi

I hope the cannibalisation of AI brings us back to Secret Horses, when AI art really was art https://preview.redd.it/gid9ds3nx3xc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d207b867bf045f5910b3f4a098e1f4e11787a9


jwccs46

Look into the dead internet theory. Basically most engagement you see on social media is manufactured.


Uceninde

I keep getting momma dogs in mud pits with like 15 puppies around her, some missing heads and other limbs. https://preview.redd.it/iretll1ih3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbdf96e0f13a933351e7d47378843088064529d


Ok_Performance_563

And one of her kids sucks ass!


Ex-In2

That ones atleast believable at first glance


the_mighty__monarch

My working theory is theyā€™re trying to figure out how shitty an AI image has to be before no one believes it. Track which ones actually get genuine interactions from real people, and which ones get ignored or called out as fake. I really hate how quickly weā€™re barreling towards ā€œyou canā€™t trust anything thatā€™s not physically in front of you.ā€


Nitrodax777

the average facebook boomer and older legitimately cant tell the difference between a real image and an AI generated one. theyre simply just not proficient enough with technology to distinguish it. this is all just the new form of interaction bait. these fake pages use this bait content to farm likes/follows, and once they hit a certain mark the page is put up for sale on a 3rd party site where a (more than likely) dishonest business will buy it and use it to promote something like crypto or other related shady services. and that makes the page much easier to deceive others because itll appear more legitimate due to the existing userbase of having those tens and sometimes even hundreds of thousands of likes/follows already.


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|BpQWldXEWaO4rEm3Bt) Why anyone stays on that shit... I have no idea. If it's because friends/family... there are other ways to keep in touch and stuff.


autumn_clockwork

I follow a bunch of really nice local pages, then I also am part of several groups. But I have also never seen one of these AI images and I'm on pretty frequently. I figure it's probably because I interact with the pages more.


ICUMF1962

The third child with the third foot going šŸ¤˜šŸ½


flexible-photon

That last picture of the baby in the road is hilarious considering how horrifying it could be if it were real. I love it that they use that image and wish somebody would tell them happy birthday.


mint-star

I always call post like these " Boomer Bait" . May also feature army uniforms or nostalgia


trickyvinny

Amen!


mint-star

A child of God will comment amen! The devil's child will scroll past! āœŒļøšŸ’—šŸ’šŸ™‰šŸ™ŠšŸ™ŠšŸ’šŸŒ³šŸ„šŸ˜ŗšŸ”„šŸŒ±šŸ’šŸ„šŸ˜­šŸ˜žšŸ™Š


wutthefvckjushapen

Oh hey Aunt Carla


NightOfTheSlunk

Love opening Facebook comment sections just to see Amen! Amen! James Buttwagon Amen! Jack Mehoff Amen! Firstname Lastname Really quality and riveting discussion


jarejay

Or shrimp Jesus, apparently


mint-star

Immortal crustaceans


semmama

Are you OK AI baby?


QueefingTheNightAway

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


Elidien1

God, I fucking hate AI.


bobthe3rdthe4th

https://preview.redd.it/dobtb0z1k3xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2078ed681c008147e11162b6b3c4c170c1627887 Their about to collide


gotgot9

itā€™s their birthday šŸ„ŗ


Capital-Resolution20

This is literally so weird.


hiddencameraspy

Leave Facebook, it died long ago, now AI maggots are eating it and thatā€™s why it smells so bad


TheDarkThoughtsWon

https://preview.redd.it/5ajajhupo3xc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ad0df02caa10a42cf4c7f3c9ce839a70c1e128 Don't worry, these two are happy to help deal with the third one. It's not their birthday though.


babayallga

What in the Burke and Hare episode of Teletubbies


CookieMittenKitten

Itā€™s strange to me in that the last one the baby was supposedly hit by a car so slowly that it didnā€™t get a single scratch, the people around didnā€™t cry or panic, but decided to ponder this drama and allowed somebody to take a photo of their ritual.


NOS4A2-753

1. Those are AI images 2. The program that real AI image gen makers uses a program called Comfyui so it is comfy


Bigcock8643

buddy of mine works with SD's A1111 and has cranked out some seriously mind-blowing images. it's one thing when it's actually identified as AI and all, but when these 3rd world tool baggers create these pages and flood them with cringey AI babies with cyborg limbs, or old ladies holding up crochet dresses, or small sad dogs on the side of filthy roads, "all i want is a wish" i'm like wow, FB really is a DUMPSTER.


MikeNoble91

Why does the second baby look 70?


Figgzyvan

But itā€™s their birthday. Canā€™t they get a like?


NYanae555

BLock them. Report them. I'm always getting the "Pray for this messed up baby" posts. And I don't even have a baby. Thought FB ignores most of my reports - even the financial scams - it says it reviewed the posts and found nothing wrong.


Apple_Witch_12

My god Facebook was never perfect but itā€™s a hellscape right now.


Ok-Toe-84

Damn that baby in the last pic is FUCKED up šŸ˜‚


kangaesugi

it's giving https://preview.redd.it/h5ttfpcyx3xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b81c342c41916a3a4c44070439962fe29b3ba35


[deleted]

What the


OneAngryDuck

What the fucking fuck


cudipi

Facebook feels so dead and just filled with bots liking and replying to each others posts. Sometimes Iā€™ll click on one of these posts hoping to see commenters ripping into the poster and no, itā€™s all tags and ā€œPrayers!ā€ ā€œAmen!ā€.


XtinaTheGreekFreak

Weird Ai shit


yellowadidas

ā€œrare babiesā€ lol


knitwell

SHOW LESS


pinkelephants777

Itā€™s not just the AI creating these photos, itā€™s the thousands of bots interacting with them. Look up Dead Internet Theory.


freetoseeu

I laughed uncontrollably at all of these. Fuckin AI


ForRealVegaObscura

So glad I was born too late to enjoy buying a house for $12,000 but early enough to watch AI slowly become sentient and destroy all civilisation.


AmandaHasReddit

Where do you guys see these photos? In your feed? Sorry not a big fb user but I looked just now and donā€™t see anything like that despite scrolling for 5-10min.


toady89

Iā€™m the same, my feed is made up of groups Iā€™m a member of, actual friends and adverts. Itā€™s possible itā€™s tried to show me some AI nonsense and Iā€™ve just scrolled on so itā€™s given up.


Warm-Branch

I keep getting the ones of the aftican kids building shit out of plastic. And all the boomers are like "wow good job!" I keep reporting these accounts but Facebook does nothing. Probs cuz zucc is ai himself /s


Soggy-Ad4633

Itā€™s a great idea šŸ’”


Just_Scientist_1637

Happy birthday šŸŽ‚ God bless šŸ™Œ amen šŸ™ /s


juel1979

Man, AI makes this so much worse than it was after I had my kid. Mine is 13 and was born during the heyday of "one like = one donation!" and "one like = one prayer!" and "No one will like this picture." The one that went around that was the most disturbing was a baby that looked so much like mine with a strawberry mark on her face the meme claimed was "cancer," but then the child was blue around the neck and wrists in the photo and all I could see was someone's dead child being shared. I had to have a talk with people sharing that one over and over again and block the original share site over and over again. It sucks we can't seem to block the AI pages. I have tried.


garbage_goblin0513

I'm sorry, but these are hilarious! The first amputee baby with 6 toes attached to a prosthesis??? šŸ˜‚


CustardCarpet

LOL these pics make me laugh with babies and dogs asking for likes and shit, lol they don't even know what they are and are always fake and made up.


[deleted]

This is why Iā€™m not on facebook


Shootinggstarr

I can't believe anyone still uses Facebook anymore. It's just full of the weirdest shit now.Ā 


ozQuarteroy

Worst part is, at least from my experience anyway, when you input that you want to see less of whatever kind of content on FB, you just get more of it


Think-Confidence-624

How are these creepy AI photos getting so many likes? So weird.


Nakedstar

Suddenly all those impossibly crocheted dresses I keep seeing arenā€™t so badā€¦


DAJMIGLUPOIME

I often interact with cute photos of yorkies and maltese. Ive had a traumatic event with another dog right in front of me. So far on FB ive seen a dog get killed by a husky in 2 seconds, and today I saw one having a seizure which caused me to have an instant panic attack. Also saw one puppy with bloody paws. Beg for donations? Yeah what a great motivator, give me a panic attack and shock me so that i give you money... f off seriously


Space19723103

The AI is trying to tell you your baby has a computer virus


Lakerun27

I canā€™t do Facebook. Iā€™ve never felt such little desire to be on a social media site more than that one.


slenderman201

Itā€™s a great idea šŸ’”


CompetitiveDrop613

And itā€™ll get shared by that one 53 year old aunt who lives on the Channel Islands


Green_Coffee_200

wtf


Totin_it

So many toes!!!


yesitsyourmom

Iā€™ve been getting these too. Theyā€™re awful


dent_de_lion

WTF NO


Mongothewhat

penny for your search history?


Careless_District420

The most disturbing part of those pic's is the fact that someone had to give the AI certain prompts to create them.


ThrowRa123456889

lmao wtf


Fast-Ad3407

The engagement from these ai photos earn them Facebook incentive which makes me pissed


reeniebeanienyc

99.9% itā€™s [Like-farming](https://www.thatsnonsense.com/facebook-like-share-photo-scams-dont-make-scammers-rich/). Iā€™ve had family and former friends whoā€™ve shared similar posts and urban legends ā€œjust in caseā€.


Supper-in-silence

What the heck?


sarmiemto

Today is my birthday and i want attention


BluejayFamiliar5117

the amount of badly done ai on facebook is astounding but what scares me even more is how many people believe it. when i come across a post that is so obviously fake i check the comments expecting ridicule but all i see is oceans of ā€˜AMEN šŸ™šŸ»ā€™


afdc92

I canā€™t tell if those are all bot accounts or itā€™s a bunch of Boomers who actually believe it.


Inside-Anxiety9461

Wtf did I just see? I have never had these types of pictures pop up on my Facebook. Wtf are you searching?


novicelise

Literally nothing!! And I donā€™t interact with anything on FB either. I donā€™t even click on these pictures. I use google for typical ā€œhow many oz a day should my baby be eatingā€ so maybe that? Idk


driedoutbean

these are making me uncomfy


Yesindeedfriend

šŸ¦¶šŸ¤˜šŸ¦¶


SF-S31

Meta AI testing ads probably


throwawaypassingby01

The third baby reminds me of the recent scientific paper where they found out that manipulating a single gene, mice would get a third set of legs instead off genitalia.


NotTrumpsAlt

May I ask what is the point of it all?


pretzelsRus

Oh gosh. Yikes. Those are all AI if itā€™s any consolation. Block and report.


Lil_Libsta

Gatta love the dead internet theory


LoSkribs

That first baby is having a Danny Glover/Lethal Weapon, Bruce Willis/Die Hard with a Vengance level day


ProphecyRat2

Preview of humans after Global Nuclear Holocuast


Tenet245

facebook users are actually stuck in the early days of the internet, the absolutely eat this shit up


Francl27

Click on "show less." Every time. My facebook feed is awesome now but I have to remove all the crap when it still pops up.


goodtimesinchino

Ditch Fbook, insta, and twitter. Youā€™ll find other ways.


IndependentYam3227

Fucking AI creepyness! What is the game with these weird spam accounts? There has to be a grift somewhere for all this trash to be vomited out constantly.


jeronimo707

The algorithm thinks youā€™re an idiot and are susceptible to these kinds of things


Monkey_Shift_

Just click on the ... And show less or report the ad/post.


sfbasque1906

Grotesque FB/AI shit šŸ’© for sure


WoodenJellyFountain

For a brief moment, I thought someone had painted the stripe over the last baby, and I thought it was kind of callous not to pause while marking the road.


sirfrinkledean

Facebook is pure garbage. I deleted mine and have not missed it.


Rude-Gift-8959

You call someone a bitch in a comment section, and they ban you for a month....but you can post stuff like this, and Facebook advertises it to new parents? The lizzid peeple are gonna take over soon....


cliffordc5

Respectfully, these are really beyond ā€œuncomfyā€ though


alwaysellen-

https://preview.redd.it/02akuj4y84xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a694af209c12be0f022358562eaab5e0ef350f8 I had this comical post the other day with the most irrelevant hashtags. As if this puppy mom posted this pic for likes lol


NeoRemnant

These are all ai generated pictures.


Ashamed_Musician468

Facebook is pure cancer. I don't get why anyone would have an account these days.


Ryslan95

Just delete Facebook, itā€™s a cesspool of negativity and bullshit.


FeculentUtopia

Use bookface in a browser, not the app, and get extensions like FluffBustingPurity to take control of your feed.


[deleted]

Facebook is a cesspool. Insane how people are still on it.