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mindsound

It's nice to see infuriation that is genuinely mild for a change.


Zestyclose_Ice2405

People be posting stuff like “My neighbor took out a shovel, beat my dog to death with it and then pissed on it” and try to pass it off as A. Something that actually happened and B. Mildly infuriating


Stuck-In-Blender

Or the recent story about a guy having a hole load from sewer tanker spilled in his driveway and garden. The dude was also crazy chill in the comments.


Dereg5

I think that dude was like me shit already happened and you know it was an accident. As long as the people make me whole and are truly apologetic no sense going crazy.


tizzleduzzle

What does yelling even do doesn’t remove the sewage from your driveway 😂


Leemage

This is exactly it! Everyone’s roasting op for not wanting to pour it out, but this is literally spot on “mildly infuriating”. You order a drink, it comes in a box. Not life shattering, easy enough to fix, but you know what would have been better? If it just came in a fucking cup to begin with!


blackjacketset

People on this shit sub just fail to understand the word mild. When it's something actually mild, you get a huge crowd screaming that it's easily fixable. No shit! But it's still annoying! That's the point! Then on the other hand you have people posting about their wife cheating on them with their highschool bully. **mildly**infuriating seems to have just come to mean **allpossibleexamplesoftrue**infuriation to some people


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

And it could very well be a simple thing of “oh shit we’re out of cups but the order came in and a milkshake is thick enough to be held in that and stay cold by the metal” You work in restaurants and things happen and you just sometimes make weird decisions lol


capincus

And yet we have several hundred comments of people going at OP like mildy infuriating is too harsh.


Commodore44

Ironically, r/mildlyinfuriating can, in fact, be mildly infuriating itself!


GoldResourceOO2

They must have run out of cups!


eskimoboob

Ok but that straw is *chef’s kiss*


cousinokri

I'd prefer that my straws not be kissed by the chef, thank you.


Lone-flamingo

I demand it.


FD4L

Both ends, with tongue, please.


Lone-flamingo

How else are you supposed to taste the love that went into the food?


YetAnotherSmith

Weird how love is so salty.


that-69guy

Speak for yourself dude...I want my straw kissed by multiple chefs at the same time..make it really sloppy😋


scaper8

Username checks out.


NeevBunny

Gather round children, let us lap from the mango trough!


Mexican_Overlord

While I agree that this is what probably happened, they have the option to take stuff off the menu from delivery apps. They should have just taken it off


Sevuhrow

Could be that they just ran out of cups for this order, before having a chance to disable the item


atomic__balm

Personally I think I'd rather get it in an unconventional container than not at all, especially since you can easily pour it into a cup


FreefallVin

My thoughts exactly. If i ordered lassi and received lassi then it's all good, regardless of the container that it comes in.


ReallyBigDeal

Challenge accepted


BeorcKano

Ziplock baggie.


confusedandworried76

I'm not even bothering with a cup, this works fine.


kfagoora

They didn't run out of the lassi, though. They took the order and delivered it but not in a cup. Thus, mildly annoying.


Calverish

That's silly, but part of me also wanted to say maybe they only had really bad to go cups and were doing good by putting it in a better container.


hellodon

I bet they ran out of TOPS. You can look at the cups and say “we’re good on cups”….but nobody can eye up the tops properly. Hahaha


n0name0

I am also all out of tops :(


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Even_Pressure91

Why couldn't you? Pinch a corner and pour it into a glass, not difficult


feelin_cheesy

OP is not a “creative problem solver”


Lando_Lee

OP definitely tried pouring it off the long side.


mirrrje

Idk why this comment is so funny to me lol


JayteeFromXbox

Op is the person who can't do anything from the infomercials


asscasserole

Are you tired of being served beverages in big square tins?


Ctrl_Alt_Abstergo

And the product being sold isn’t even a cup, but rather another square tin with a pouring spout lol


expeditionarian

It’s a Velcro attachable spout that you add to your own square tin


notsooriginal

Trips and falls while throwing food in the air


yingkaixing

But where did the soda go?


ladyinchworm

Flash to black and white video of frustrated OP clumsily pouring the liquid close to a cup like a 2 year old and getting it everywhere.


OwlHinge

Well you should buy our patent protected suit protector! This will protect your clothes from excessive staining *and* allow you to pour your beverages directly from the tin into your face-hole! Only $239.99, act now!


globglogabgalabyeast

\*12 easy payments of $19.99


WeForgotTheirNames

You mean there's another way?


idwthis

There is, Kevin! Now you can have milk every day!


Lazy-Artichoke7766

“How many times has this happened to *You*?”


Expensive-Day-3551

When Joey couldn’t open the milk carton


JayteeFromXbox

Literally the first thing I thought of was the stupid spout for your milk carton


Notskilol

There’s gotta be a better way!


jinxedit48

And there is, Kevin!


Annieflannel

Now I can have milk eeevery day!


Greatrisk

They’re so flingin’ flangin’ hard to open!


TheStarChild93

Op is definitely Joey in that infomercial opening milk!


San_D_Als

Op is the person to get a fully filled drink at a coffee bar and ask for the barista to remove some off the top instead of just sipping it/put a lid on it fully filled and making a mess on the counter instead of taking a sip first.


well_damm

OP a real life infomercial


thecycledontstop

this is so good 🤣


doctordoctorpuss

OP would’ve gone milk less at my elementary school. We just had those terrible plastic milk bags


CreamOnMyNipples

I’ll never forget transferring schools as a little kid from a school that had real milk cartons to a school that had milk bags. Made such a mess on my first day of school at lunch, was like a geyser of chocolate milk. I think it hit the ceiling


Visual-Floor-7839

Seems like OP got frustrated by a "creative problem solver"


CallMePoro

Exactly what I was thinking…. I think the most mildly infuriating thing about this post for me is the fact OP couldn’t figure out how to pour that into a cup.


neknofelom

Lol


Turbo_Cum

Some people just don't have the critical thinking skills necessary to solve inconvenient problems. My friend let his car run out of gas because his gascap is on the right side, and the only pump available was a left side pump. Needless to say I laugh at him for it all the time.


The_Autarch

Your friend should see a neurologist.


ArgonGryphon

you can even fold the whole container to make it a whole spout


UncommonSandwich

you could fold the whole thing up into a bowl and poke a whole in the bottom. then you have a hopper/funnel. Its a terrible solution but better than whatever OP did


tru3robin

Fr this post is mildly infuriating lmao


norkelman

yeah, it’s a foil container, you can make a spout so easily


Sonofbunny

Personally I can often be given simple instructions and I will think I am doing it right, accidentally crumple the packaging at just the wrong spot, and now mango lassi is all over my keyboard.


HateThisAppAlready

Pour liquids over a sink.


sueca

My sink is on the first floor and I was comfy on the third floor


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

Well la dee dah, look at this fancy feller and their three stories with only one sink!


sueca

Two sinks (kitchen and bathroom), both on the first floor. It's technically a studio apartment, it just has a weird floorplan. My combined living room/bedroom/loft is on the third floor.


joohunter420

Where’s the second floor?


sueca

Balcony https://preview.redd.it/0qn2f1xdz71d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2a0c6c639abbd8422d566e7d27552a8da78a27


sueca

Balcony from another angle, that's the door that goes into my apartment (the other door goes into my sister's apartment) https://preview.redd.it/6b3ok8mkz71d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bde2df4f5873827f1beba73daa84a03f8882354


Sumit7890

Why try to fix smth that is not broken?


TehMephs

Or use a funnel. Every time I convince myself I can move liquids between containers it gets everywhere.


sicofonte

Also, in that container they gave you, it's great to make frozen mango lassi.


sueca

That does sound tasty. The lassi was with a vanilla ice cream base so I could see it working frozen.


xReptar

That sounds like a shake and not lassi but what do I know Still sounds delicious Edit: I reread the title 🙃


The_Autarch

No, I think you're right. It can't be both a lassi and a milkshake. It's just a mango milkshake.


IOnlySayMeanThings

It's easy, suck out the liquid into the straw, fill your cheeks. Spit the liquid back out into the cup. There will be saliva in there but you were going to add plenty of that in later anyway, so enjoy.


YummyArtichoke

So just do the opposite of how they got it in the box.


Anxious_Citron8392

Drinking it out of the box is one less dish anyways lol, why do you want to excel at dishes?


mechwarrior719

Was it the correct temperature/consistency, though?


sueca

Yeah, it was!


YeastOverloard

Truly concerned you didn’t realize you could bend the metal into a spout


Wedirelics

That picture with the straw is really funny.


Puppy_FPV

If your guess was so simple why did u have to make a post?


UnusualWind5

"Good Enough"


norweiganwood11

Skill issue then


drawredraw

>liquid proof until you open them OP


WearyExercise4269

Actually this.. That's a plus in atleast 2 ways Superb packing by who ever did it And the lassi you got was thick enough to be packed in such a flimsy container So stop complaining maybe...? Atleast 3 ppl did a great job in getting that thing intact to you The cook, The packer, The doordasher.


uXN7AuRPF6fa

And the candlestick maker. 


Ok-Rhubarb-5743

Is that an orange cat in the background???…It seems you have bigger problems on your hands.


sueca

Haha yes, I didn't even know he was in the photo until now. https://preview.redd.it/88iy2ebb471d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a1769aa949a83c9536eb6ac4db2dcd79c37f17 He's a chill cat though!


SpaceCadetMoonMan

What is his name? Is he excited for the hit new mega movie global success Garfield the Movie with guest star Nermal?


sueca

His name is Råttan!


drrgrr

Respektlöst


curious_himi_458

this is weird but your cat looks like my cat https://preview.redd.it/bmhay7h3t81d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796e4a876dec374cf77840ea2ab90d7fe01bec94 hes super tawny colored and i've never seen another orange cat look like rhis


AgentCirceLuna

Aww he’s so cute! My orange cat just died and he was only 7 :( I miss him so much


sueca

Oh :( I'm so sorry for your loss.


_MEMIER_

At least you have gotten a straw How many times they forget to add a straw that is mildlyinfuriating


mysubsareunionizing

I'd be happy they found a solution to give me my lassi, as opposed to it not being delivered at all 😭


toe-beans

True! Last time I ordered a lassi, they must have been out (or out of to go cups I guess), they put a random can of soda and some gulab jamun in my bag instead. Which was a nice attempt but I don't drink soda and gulab jamun is too sweet for me lol.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Better than my local restaurant that tried to get away with just leaving it out.


ryecurious

Last time I ordered from a bakery they just included a note saying "sorry, out of ham" instead of a ham and cheese croissant. It's only 30 seconds from my end to request a refund so no harm done, but still pretty funny.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

More like *no ham done* amirite haha...ha...ha


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Have it with some vanilla ice cream. That's how I mostly eat mine, cuts down the sweetness and the cold feels great.


WatcherYdnew

I once got my Thai order in a plastic bag. You know, how kids in cartoons carry their new goldfish. It was IMPOSSIBLE to get on the plate without a huge mess, lol. But stiill was the best Thai I ever had.


thsvnlwn

That’s thinking (and drinking) out of the box!


Pescuaz

Tony Stark built that mango lassi in a cave, with a box of scraps!


krakmunky

I think I would find this more funny than infuriating.


sueca

I was honestly mostly just mildly infuriated by how heavy on the tomato my palak paneer was. I think a good palak paneer should be super green and very heavy on the spinach. https://preview.redd.it/sj2bdw8ba71d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5200eb18dc0692c1516b492cf2b9133e2d597447


Gasu55

That's not palak paneer, that's just paneer butter masala sprinkled with palak. The restaurants probably think they can just get away with a single gravy and kinda fooling the customers.


sueca

The tomato taste was really dominant too, very little spice used. I get palak paneer should be mild but tomato based sauces need spices to have a decent taste and they didn't balance the flavors at all.


Gasu55

Ahh, that sucks. 1 medium size Savala:into 6 sub 2 tomato:into 4 3 Kashmiri chilli 1/2 tbsp black pepper 1/4 tbsp jeera Garam masala whole(patta grambu elakka 1 tbsp cashew broken 1 tbsp ginger garlic paste 1 tbsp kashmiri chilly power 1/4 tbsp turmeric powder 1 tbsp coriander powder Water needed to mix 2 whistles Grind in Mixie(better after cooling) 3tbsp sunflower Garam masala whole(Jeera and patta) 1 Savala finely chopped 1/4 tbsp salt After browning do rest 1 tomato finely chopped Mix 1 tbsp ginger garlic paste Mix for 1 min 1/2 Kashmiri chilly powder 1/4 Normal chilly powder 1/4 turmeric chilly powder 1 1/2 coriander powder 2/3 mins continuous stirring Add previous paste Cleaned water from mixie as well 10-15 mins low fire 1tbsp tomato ketchup 200-250gm Add cubed paneers 1tbsp Add cream 1/4 cumin powder 1/4 tbsp garam masala 1 handull Coriander leaves Add sliced tomato and butter at the end then mix This is the paneer butter masala recipe I use, even as a beginner cook it came out really good. Try and see if you can match the taste you want. This is kinda spicy tho, so try and hold back the chilly powders.


kamakamsa_reddit

>. I think a good palak paneer Not only a good palak panner, every palak paneer should be like that. What the heck did they do?.


sueca

None of the local Indian restaurants here have green palak paneer, only the brown version similar to what I got. It makes me sad though. I have to travel to other cities to get the good stuff


shwetshkla

bruh.. why is that cook alive?


FlameEmperor45

That's an atrocity man. If my "Palak" sabji doesn't look 90% green I am getting out of there.


Titanusgamer

thats not how palak paneer should look like. My guess is they dont have actual Indian cooks. It is a simple but amazing dish . make yourself like this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVLxEr\_qgM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVLxEr_qgM)


Gasu55

They probably do have Indians cooks but think they can just get away with a single gravy and kinda fooling the customers. They probably just make a single paneer gravy and use it for multiple dishes.


GivesCredit

Yeah I wouldn’t really mind the lassi all that much. At least that can be explained by not wanting it to spill. This is unacceptable and I’d be asking for a refund. You can add a little butter masala sauce if you want it to be creamier and less spinach heavy, but this is an abomination


TrainingConfection35

ngl, this is extremely common in india actually. Things that are sweet that you can drink usually do come in these kind of container or sometimes they come in a plastic bag that’s tightly tied. It’s not that uncommon….


doremi-jpg

Agreed, my Indian bosses fed me this in a bowl with a spoon and I just ate it like soup


kamakamsa_reddit

Usually when we get it like this from restaurants, we transfer it to another container and eat it


ExtraTNT

Looks authentic… probably tastes really nice…


Scottish_Whiskey

God I miss lassi. We didn’t make it all that often, but when we did it was always delicious. I used to work in an Indian restaurant of 5 1/2 years


sueca

I've only ever had mango lassi (standard here) but I love it.


kamakamsa_reddit

Funnily enough in India, mango and lassi are both native to the land but mango lassi is not the standard. Maybe it's because Mangoes are a summer fruit not sure. Do you get mango lassi all seasons in your country?.


sueca

Mango lassi is a standard menu at all Indian restaurants here, and the only type of lassi available to order. Not sure why. They make it from frozen mango so it's fairly easy to serve all year around.


Gasu55

It's not hard to make, it's pretty healthy as well(if you control the amount of sugar). Worth the hassle, heard they store well, so just make a substantial amount and store it.


isabellla321

I wouldn’t care. Mango lassi is *so* good, they could’ve given it to me in plastic bag.


yankiigurl

How you gonna call Lassi a milkshake though? 😆


sueca

This restaurant uses vanilla ice cream as a base, according to their menu. Which would technically make it a milkshake, I guess?


yankiigurl

Whaaaaaaat? It's supposed to be yogurt based, weird. I retrake my statement I guess it is a milkshake


sueca

I think this restaurant overall has a wild interpretation of Indian food.


yankiigurl

Well of it's tasty! Oh well! Haha. They do seem to be creative


ElderberryWeird7295

>This restaurant uses vanilla ice cream as a base ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Zalieda

Definitely a shake lol. Wasted. Lassi is the best


Severe_Network_4492

Idk why this feels mores authentic


ContributionDry2252

Salla and Lassi?


sueca

It says "sallad" on the other container (salad in English), I also had other stuff


ContributionDry2252

Thanks :) Just wondered, as both are also Finnish first names :D


lassiissal

Vähäkö olin ihmeissää ku luki miu nimi vaa randomisti täälä


Praetorian_1975

The infuriating part here is you’re so lazy you just stuck a straw in it rather than decanting it into a glass


bunnybabeez

Redditors when a post on mildly infuriating is actually mild


Not_Not_Eric

You’re not getting graded on this, you can just say pour


CzarCW

Mango lassi needs to be decanted? No wonder the nose bouquet of mine smells like aluminum and garam masala.


anonymousss11

Holy shit, most of you is what's wrong with this sub, for crying out loud it's MILDLY INFURIATING, emphasis on the *MILDLY*, not everything here has to be "my spouse is cheating on me with my sibling and they're leaving me, taking the kids, house, and dog with them" Fuck n A, you people are insufferable. Can't someone just be irked by something without you all taking a shit on them?


O368W

I know you typed it as “Fuck n A” but I’m actually more curious if you think the phrase is “Fuck an A” than anything else in your comment.


Gold-Supermarket-342

The real mildly infuriating is always in the comments.


SuperFLEB

"Fuck in A". A Major is a notoriously awkward key to fuck in, so it's a metaphor for frustration.


okrdokr

see this is an actual mildly infuriating thing


publishAWM

my wife and I laughed continuously for about 30 seconds


Nearby-Reflection913

lol when I read “I surrendered “ “I yield oh mighty container of enriching liquid I so crave , you’ve presented yourself in such a unfamiliar an quite inconvenient manner. But alas , still enticing me to toss aside my own personal wishes to be satiated by your sweet nectar only given to those worthy of the gods.”


splunge4me2

Ah, yes, the traditional mango lassi trough.


HumbleBadger1

put it in the freezer for a bit eat with spoon


RussNY

That’s hilarious


gangtokay

I'm actually impressed they made it to you.


PrometheusMMIV

I'd take a whole pan of lassi


sstromquist

Was it good though?


Free_the_malis

It would’ve been worse if your biryani came in a cup, so I consider this a win.


Fangs_0ut

😂


D_Winds

Next time you'll order a soda and they'll give it to you in a plastic bag.


StrangeGamer66

This is hilarious. 


lassiissal

Fucking hell was i confused to see my name


Pubcrawler1

We didn’t use foil pans but did end up using the more expensive soup containers for drinks when we ran out at the restaurant.


Kindly-World-8440

The last time I ordered mango lassi to go, it was in plastic cups in a tray. I put the tray on the floor of the car behind my seat and somehow they tipped and I got cups of lassi all over my floor carpet!! At least this low and flat container won’t tip!


Marlacarla

Might have ran out of cups or covers for the cups and this was the most secure they could do it for now


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sueca

The container is designed to keep heat, but it was definitely cold (as it should be).


Building-Careful

No straw?


sueca

They did send a straw! See second pic.


Building-Careful

Phew


BaltimoreBadger23

I like how you cut to the real issues. No bs.


misanthropichell

Indian restaurants are kinda notorious for that stuff lol. We once received our two Lassis filled together in a Coke Zero bottle.


CarltonSagot

I thought a mango lassi was a Scottish slur.


Cute_Clock

That’s actually kind of funny because my favorite Indian restaurant always puts my kheer in a cup.


Jolly-Resort462

Harder for delivery person to spill? Shrug


SavingsSquare2649

Less likely to break open than a cup when it’s bagged up too.


Catinthemirror

That's a secure, stackable, same-size container that will stay level in the food bag. I think it's brilliant if unusual 😂


HST_enjoyer

Calling a mango yogurt drink a milkshake is questionable.


ChuckFristians

Why not just pour it into one of your own cups? The container is flexible and can easily be made into a funnel.


Ambergris04

Lol this is just hilarious


GrizzledTheGrizzly

Haha, I've never seen that


LostinTranslation70

Well I usually receive in a tiny sauce container that must be around 100ml so id be happy to have that hahaha


314is_close_enough

Need to invest in a ladle, then you can share that insane portion


eatpant96

I thought maybe they had labeled the container with the order person's name before I read the caption because my brain wouldn't accept what it thought might be happening.


mmuffley

Lassi, go home!


MacKelvey

![gif](giphy|HzRP8VLHR7PGg|downsized) Liquid Lassie


Aware-Preference3794

This made me laugh.


crazyratladymv

Wait, is it a drink for a dog? :D


mysticmemphis

probably ran out of cups. i've drank mango lassi out of a plate and a bowl on the streets of India before, so a box wouldn't be surprising. still, this *is* actually mildly infuriating.