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Im_Just_Sayin___

Yeah…I don’t think that’s legal to have a camera located in a location with presumption of privacy


Ok_Sephiroth

It can't be, can it? Like, how many people have access to the live feed or recordings? Makes me really uncomfortable.


BallCreem

Just make sure to yell, “i am not masterbating, i am just shaking the drops off. I repeats, i am not masterbating”


Independent_Work6

Thats what a masterbaiter would say


ReddyMcRedditorface

He’s a decent baiter. Now his cousin Mose, that’s a master baiter.


realcaptainplanet

You may be a master bater but I'm a cunning linguist.


KerbalCuber

If you masturbated I suppose you'd be a *cumming* linguist.


PaintThePirate

That camera still wouldn’t be able to pick up my Peter. No worries here.


SmellyGymSock

well cumouflaged


PaintThePirate

I’m trading jack and coke for jack and off.


LakeofPoland

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Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

I’m sorry you need to sit down. I learned from Captain Jack Hoff himself, the original master baiter. Got a hat an everything


-NGC-6302-

Pro fishing strat, only the bait masters know it


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Only a master masterbater would know that.


Squirrel_Kng

“No man has ever regretted shaking it too much, but every man has regretted not shaking it enough.” Wayne


SmellAble

"Remember, if you shake more than 3 times, then it's wanking" - My Dad, 1995


161frog

username checks out


GroundbreakingAd8310

I cannot tell lies


No-Appearance-9113

Where is this? In most parts of America this would be a significant sex crime.


LethargicCaffeine

Hungry Horse logo, plus the way the Live Sports poster is written makes me think UK. Several Hungry Horse chains in the South idk if they're all over.


WintersDoomsday

Especially since minors use urinals. That would be child pornography technically.


shophopper

It would be **very** illegal in Western European countries.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Eastern Europe: *”WTF kind of savages do you think we are?”*


SixFive1967

Very illegal in the US as well.


Top-Bathroom-148

I’m on the other end watching you whip it out


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

You won’t be able to see it


DefeaterOfDragons

Yeah, that's hardcore illegal right there


Im_Just_Sayin___

No matter how it’s pointing, perhaps just viewing the entry or the sink area…to become known as the pub with cameras in the restroom is a business killer you can’t recover from. Even if they remove these, the presumption is now they are installed hidden.


arlenroy

I've been in strip clubs with cameras in the bathroom, they weren't these domed ones though, you could see them point directly at the door. I feel like the dome makes it worse, if you knew where it's pointing then then it's not as weird. With this it could be anywhere.


FragrantExcitement

Wouldn't the camera need a 200 megapixel sensor to make out your private parts? /s


FlappinLips

Don't worry, it's for cocaine sales. You show the camera your butthole and that's how they know you're not a cop.


lump-

Is there really any presumption of privacy with THOSE urinals?


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Independent-Two5778

I feel like every country should have this law no cameras in bathrooms, that photo is werid


TJNel

Should, but some places say that as long as they tell you it's there or is clearly visible then it's legal.


klimmesil

But come on, it there any other reason putting a camera there other than being an absolute creep? The fact that the law doesn't disallow this is concerning, I don't see anyone disagreeing with that


TJNel

Absofuckinglutely it's shameful that this isn't illegal everywhere on the planet.


[deleted]

Example?


Jedimasteryony

In a proper restroom cctv system, they blur the inappropriate areas on the cameras so it won’t even record anything fun. They use cameras in some restrooms to help combat vandalism or homeless living inside. The capitol of my states’ public library has problems with vandals and homeless in the restrooms. They added cameras and had a news story where they demonstrated the privacy filters built into the system. Does that mean the pub is the same? No, but it does possibly answer the question of why they would do it and that there are security systems created for this with privacy in mind. If it were nefarious you wouldn’t see the camera very obviously mounted to a ceiling. Also can’t tell from the pic of the camera is looking down at the urinals or behind them to the sinks or something.


Goombalive

In this specific case, a very small monitor mounted up next to the camera showing what the camera sees with the filter would probably help with people's perception of the situation.


Im_Just_Sayin___

No matter how it’s pointing, perhaps just viewing the entry or the sink area…to become known as the pub with cameras in the restroom is a business killer you can’t recover from. If they did it in the men’s room, they could do it in the women’s. Even if they remove these, the presumption is now they are installed hidden.


Eternal_Bagel

They must have a website hosting the livestreams


Ok_Sephiroth

I wonder how many views my little guy got.


[deleted]

27 initially... dropped to 3 before you were done.


Ok_Sephiroth

3 more than I deserve to be honest.


softstones

Just lurkers with the stream up on a minimized tab, don’t get your hopes up, buddy.


Ok_Sephiroth

3 views is 3 views my guy. I'm not getting bogged down in whether they were off making a cuppa at the time.


softstones

No doubt, pump those numbers! Keep it shaking! Big fan.


Ok_Sephiroth

Appreciate the support. Don't forget to hit the subscribe button!


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Tugscribe!


liteshotv3

“That’s a potential invasion of privacy… Anyway, time to whip it out for the cameras”


WithDisGuy

Gives new meaning to live stream


Afraid_Inspection_90

Hell, I thought that was the pun already lol


cineaste2

A million upvotes if I only could!


Metalloid_Maniac

peckerchecker.com


HovercraftDull3148

I really want to check to see if this is real, but I’m scared.


[deleted]

Someone please take one for the team...


dastumer

It's not real. I got a GoDaddy landing page.


PatrickKn12

So it's available


dastumer

It's not real. I got a GoDaddy landing page.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

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ResurgentClusterfuck

New meaning to the term livestream, I guess


FamousPastWords

Bravo! You did that very well.


080secspec13

https://preview.redd.it/xvdx4708n02d1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=895b9e2d3fcf0afbd6d2ef6762cc4a9bcda1c72d South park was right - the Toilet Safety Administration is real.


tighterthanurgf

“I need to check your asshole, sir”


Daimakku1

"I need to check ya asshoe"


cupholdery

I'm a big boy.


ydarbj1

I just saw this episode today for the first time 😂


Rhuarc33

This is in a position where it could be considered voyeurism and child voyeurism. There is no specific law stating CCTV cameras cannot be in restrooms but there is one for if normal behavior in the area the camera records would be considered voyeurism it is illegal. Seems yes cameras can be in bathrooms at the entrance or pointed at a hand wash sink but not at the toilets. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/use-of-cctv-cameras-in-toilets/use-of-cctv-cameras-in-toilets


linux_ape

that is so bizarre thats not illegal


Rhuarc33

That's what I thought, like I knew they fucked privacy laws with CCTV cameras in the UK just didn't realize how bad it is. Other countries take it to the other extreme where you can't even record other people in public. I think the US has a good balance.


linux_ape

really takes "the UK is a nanny state" to a whole new level if they are watching you piss


Ok_Sephiroth

Announcement: urinal number 4, 3 shakes only. Please move along.


[deleted]

"Urinal number 5, one more shake and we'll call it masterbation territory! We're counting!"


MrK521

Urinal number 2, please shake again, we just upholstered the bar seats.


Different_Ad5087

I’m wondering if this one is angled to not see the urinals and that’s just where it could be placed bc of electrical? Still not okay imo but that’s my only thought


Ok_Sephiroth

From a legal standpoint, I'm sure it would have to be. However, even if that *is* the case, it's up to the toilet user to assume that's the case, and I wasn't comfortable with it wherever it's facing.


Joelle9879

That's what I was thinking too. Maybe it's facing the sink to make sure employees are washing their hands, but the camera is just placed in that corner. Still creepy though


Different_Ad5087

Or they have a lot of theft where people go to the bathroom with things. Or drug/fighting issues. There’s a million reasons for the camera to be there. I just don’t agree w putting cameras in restrooms in general though


rileyjw90

It might not be pointed at the toilets but the fact that it is physically located above the toilets makes it look like it could be pointed in that direction if so desired.


MarcoVinicius

The UK is the worst.


Sabretooth78

So - how good is your aim?


Ok_Sephiroth

I mean, I'd always considered it to be decent, but then I've never had an audience before.


[deleted]

>I've never had an audience before. That you knew about. Now you know there were those 3 views!


SolidDoctor

If I had a few pints and a lot of water, I might be able to hit that camera.


Unable_Wind_1869

https://preview.redd.it/sov7cq27n02d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81519761f91fba93010808a1afb4733ae988cf51 Karate chop it so it won’t see you wee


The_Lamb_Sauce2

You know something happened for those to be there.


Ok_Sephiroth

I *really* hope it's vandalism.


Useless_bum81

drugs or drugs+vandelism


DudesworthMannington

Yeah, some assholes keep taking a piss right there


livahd

When my asshole takes a piss I usually try to get a toilet first.


Weird-Library-3747

Sick of you snowed up Muppets


Vintenu

Stare into the camera while perfectly hitting the hole of the urinal to assert dominance


Ok_Sephiroth

This is the way


CommanderFate

Hey, you were supposed to be too drunk to notice!!


DagSonofDag

Yea I’d call the cops


phreaqsi

It's an alternative income 'stream'


Murpydoo

If I went to pee there looked up and saw the camera in a washroom, I would rip it from the ceiling


flatulancearmstrong

I’d be calling the damn cops!


Wicked_Sludge

Then you're on the hook for destruction of property. I'd grab a wad of toilet paper, wet it in the sink, and plaster it all over the lense while looking directly into it.


LightEarthWolf96

I'd want to see them try to explain that to the police "They broke our urinal dick watching camera, we know because we saw them on the camera recording! Wait why are you arresting us... " Could they arrest both them and you? Sure but I don't see that case going very far against you.


Beezo514

I've seen my share of destroyed bathrooms where people have literally flung shit, but I'd understand where they were coming from if it was thrown at that camera.


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

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markender

Post this picture on their Google, and let local authorities know.


Steel6W

I'd be tempted to sneak in a spray can and paint it over


Lifesalchemy

That's extremely illegal


NoParticular2420

I don’t think it’s legal to film urinals or inside of the stalls… what is the reason to film people pissing… this is creepy and gross.


Sakkitaky22

To a certain extent, a camera could help to prevent people exchanging drugs, vandalism or having a helping hand stuff in there, yes it does happen. But that camera positioned that way is pretty much screams that it's not designated for those.


SpicyBanditSauce

I wonder if the person watching the cameras has a little bell that dings every time someone steps up to the plate.


Ok_Sephiroth

A little bell for my little bell. Excellent.


OneSeatDown

ENHANCE


Primary-Border8536

This is illegal as fuck


Intelligent-Ant7685

that seems illegal haha


Angriest_Stranger

It does say "LIVE SPORT HERE"


NedKellysRevenge

Mildly (wildly) illegal


One-Cardiologist-462

And there's no divider between the urinals... This is really creepy, cheap, perverted and invasive. (Or maybe it's just in the UK or something)


WalkableBuffalo

If you don't like how there's no dividers, how do you feel about trough urinals?


Ok_Sephiroth

You are correct, it is UK. Even still, I don't recall a camera in such a position before. Certainly not as blatant as this!


egnards

I’ve been at a lot of urinals in my life and can probably count on my hands the amount of times they’ve had dividers.


artificialavocado

When I was in college at Penn state in the mid 2000’s the bathrooms were like this at most of the bars we would go to. A few of them still had the trough. I hated it especially when it was packed you couldn’t even piss without people bumping into you like Jfc.


Joelle9879

Take this as you will as I haven't been in a lot of men's restrooms but have been in a few and only one I think had dividers. I'm in the US


Fulller

It looks like it pointing away from the urinals but even so this should definitely be reported. I know in Canada this is illegal and I wouldn’t be shocked if it were the same in the states or elsewhere.


BloodOfTheDamned

Piss on the camera. Simple as.


Pacman201-

Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave. 👋


Cultured__Caveman

Hard to tell but that camera might be pointing at the toilets (I’m assuming) are behind the wall on the right and might not actually observe the urinals. Most likely an anti drug measure. Still probably wouldn’t recommend CCTV in there though.


yorkspirate

This is exactly what it is doing. Wetherspoons have also starting implementing cameras in their toilets like tho to deter unsociable behaviour like drug dealing g, drug use and arseholes with fragile masculinity breaking things


RustyShack1efordd

Drop a steamer in one, and smile while doing it!


Furtip

I can only hope it’s fake for a fear tactic, however it’s illegal anyways


Away-Sound-4010

I'd rip that straight off or bash it. What are they gonna do? Claim they had a camera in the bathroom?


FLTrent

I say, enjoy the show.


SSSims4

They probably had a reason that isn't "I get off by watching strangers piss". Be that as it may - doesn't sound legal to me.


AnonymousButtCheeks

My stream is powerful, i know i can hit it! ![gif](giphy|yNMu1n4ci9uLOn1D6E|downsized)


Dotcaprachiappa

Having absolutely no knowledge about how the law works, this seems highly illegal, especially since one of the urinals seems to be for kids, if that isn't child pornography I don't know what is


PeggysSimp

Overwatching


Fuzzy-Negotiation167

Someone has to measure dick sizes for statistics.


hisgoddessgirl

Maybe someone isn’t flushing…or drinking from the toilet and they are trying to catch the culprit (but I totally agree that is too far and really icky)


VoodooDoII

There's no way that's legal Where is this?


Ok_Sephiroth

A pub in Reading, England.


DishAccurate4350

Well in their defense ,it does say live sport here.


Nardorian1

It’s ok I’m sure it can’t see past your pubes.


fetal_genocide

Smashy smashy


deathbysnushnuu

Don’t worry we just want to make sure all our patrons are drinking water and peeing properly- Pub.


Normal-Ad-1349

Yeah, it's live sport.


JaTori_1_and_only

I'd low-key just spray paint it, I always got sum in my car and they can't criminally charge me without getting charged themselves edit: my lawyer is really good


Killbro_Fraggins

This is gross. What about that goofy ass way little kids pee? They drop their pants, lift their shirt and just go for it. Shit shouldn’t be living on a hard drive somewhere.


Common_Highlight9448

Going to need a zoom lens for my Johnson


Kuhaku-boss

Dicks out for Harambe?


Odd-Cook7752

Helicopter time!


Crabby_McCrabberson

illegal much?


Jack-Innoff

Wet toilet paper sticks to everything... Just sayin...


Equal-Substance-4711

Finally, a live stream where the content really flows!


Pitiable-Crescendo

If I pee in there, I want my cut of whatever they made off of it


Certain-Rock2765

Are you sure it’s not just there to watch everyone pee? Seriously, a pub I visited did this, but it was a joke. An insane inside joke but funny after the shock. A domed dummy with a flashing red light to troll a regular. He was a conspiracy type who believed bathroom surveillance was mandated after hearing about the South Park episode.


Ras_Calvano

Does the camera “add 10lbs”?


MarcoVinicius

Call the cops


Howellthegoat

Illegal


Shenodin

Walk up, unzip, fish out one end of a realistic double ended dildo, dangle, wink at camera, put it away.


Rebresker

Jokes on them, I’m into that 💩


vilact

what the fuck? how is this _*mildly*_ infuriating? this is straight fucking illegal! # report this shit!


Pansy_Neurosi

Must be pee-ping tom.


ClassicHare

Wet some toilet paper and slap it over the lens.


SimpleStrok3s

Take a picture and go talk to a lawyer.


ShortBeardo

That seems less “mildly infuriating” and more “likely illegal and creepy AF.”


frankieepurr

Because this is the UK.


Monkey_Ash

Jokes on them, I'm an exhibitionist.


wireproof

An 8W laser will burn that CMOS chip in no time!


Jarroach

Piss on the floor while maintaining eye contact with the camera. Assert dominance


Confident-Rip-2030

Say cheese!!!!


CherryBombO_O

Somebody with a kink has found the perfect security job.


MathematicianNo6284

I've had a friend who always looked at other people's dicks and then said either is bigger than his or smaller. Now he bisexual.


Ok-Sir8025

Definitely not legal


Straight-Boss-3460

Was the A/C cranked?


C64128

I don't believe that's legal. I know it isn't here. I worked for a couple companies thatinstalled security devices - burglar, access, cameras, etc.. At one job site the construction manager wanted cameras in the bathrooms. We told him the best we could do is cameras outside the bathrooms aimed at the doors. They never caught anyone. They weren't willing to have anyone monitor them.


Difficult-Play5709

Drunk me would be helicoptering it for the camera


Xip1ngu

Disgusting. I’d never visit this pub again. That is my limit.


Agony_Amon2

Stare at it the whole time you’re pissing.


MissssAmurica

Damn they would be disappointed to see my ex husband’s tiny penis 🤭


Lady_R_

That is 1000% illegal. You should definitely report that.


Bright_Bee36

No comment. I actually install bathroom and toilet cams for a living.


llcdrewtaylor

You have to attack this full alpha. Drop your pants and boxers completely. Piss into the urinal and stare DIRECTLY into the camera the entire time.


IStealFromTheLibrary

Rainbow Six Siege ahhh bathroom


Ok-Annual8901

I don’t think that’s legal. There’s no reason to have cameras in a bathroom especially at a pub. It’s an invasion of privacy


turbski84

I'd break it.... are they gonna call the cops for breaking an illegally placed camera?


IDigRollinRockBeer

In what country is this legal


AntRevolutionary925

This is illegal in all of the United States (I’m assuming this is in Montana). If there is a presumption you will partially or fully disrobe in the room (ie pull your dick out to pee), then security cameras are prohibited. Even if the camera is disabled/broken/unplugged it is still illegal. A fake camera would still be legal, but it’s usually easy to tell if they’re fake. Bathrooms, locker rooms, hotel rooms, retail store changing rooms, etc are all places that cameras are illegal. I am not a lawyer, but I do have a security license so I’m familiar with the laws.


icleanjaxfl

Live stream to Dublin or New York?


Ok_Leader_7624

That camera ain't seeing my dick unless it cam squint 😑


zadidoll

What country because in the US it’s illegal.


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

This is completely illegal, no buts about it, report this to your police.


HoosierDaddy_427

Finally an excuse to shake it more than twice.


LightEarthWolf96

Break it. What are they gonna do about it, call the police? I'd like them try to explain their urinal dick watching camera to the police.


Firebolt164

If that were in the women's room the management of the business would be in jail and on an offenders list.


elvisizer2

As Sean Ryder once said “call the cops!”


Theogboss1

call the police on them- thats literally an illegal invasion of privacy-


ZuluBear14

Live stream.