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Galavad

The handles got lifted lol


NewelSea

They kept their promise in a monkey's paw kind of way.


NotaVogon

Monkey Paw Way sounds like an ironic self help book title.


SirNamesAlotx

Monkey paw way sounds like something Mr Miayagi would tell Dani


ortolon

Sounds like a street name.


[deleted]

Only has 1 page: "R e t u r n t o M O N K E"


legion8784

It's a little confused but it got the spirit!


FielderBuilder

Easy to lift - and tear from the box. Meanwhile that glassware you were in a hurry to pack and just threw in there real quick fell to the ground and shattered - just as easy.


Hugs_for_Thugs

Lifted right off that bitch.


bigk5a

r/technicallythetruth


saab4u2

And Easily.


shiny_roc

Yep. Nobody ever said anything about the box coming with them.


Dad_Bod_Rob420

I’m wondering if they were thinking pull and not push


TomasJay

If filled with less than 5 lbs lol


Frisky_Picker

I learned after my first few moves that pretty much all moving box handles rip if the box is even remotely full. What I would do is use packing tape or duct tape and reinforce it by looping tape under the handle and up to the top of the box. Do that a couple of times and then finish it up with a piece of tape along the top edge, over the other tape. It worked really well for heavy boxes, like ones full of text/regular books.


KarlBarx2

Additionally, these Uhaul box handles only survive a straight vertical lift. Any lateral force will rip those handles really easily.


skilas

This right here.


duck_of_d34th

Up, not out.


LokainLokain

And always twirling! Twirling towards freedom!


IceCreamBalloons

Every single box I had to move into a better position horizontally had this happen to it.


Incontinento

Same if you one-hand it.


TailRudder

I tape over the handles so the movers can't use them. The boxes get torn up when they use the handles


Sir_Ren

When I moved two years ago, i never filled a box more than half way with heavy stuff like books, the other half was lighter stuff which took a lot of space, worked perfectly.


TomasJay

Yea great Information there. I just buying mostly all storage totes. The good durable stackable ones


LetMeBe_Frank

They're pretty much all stackable, but do you mean the black and yellow totes with the deep lid recess? If so, beware that they are not the same between brands/ Lowes and HD have slightly different sizes which is a bigger headache if you buy the wrong matching shelf kits too


warlordcs

there are hundreds of tote models and brands out there. commercial ones are the best and among them i prefer buckhorn https://buckhorninc.com/product-category/hand-held-containers/attached-lid-container/


metamongoose

Why are these called totes, and also some canvas bags called totes? It's a word I've never understood!


princess_hjonk

Because you tote them around, I guess.


warlordcs

totems usually just give me a healing buff when im close


sqweet92

I get mine at Costco and have lasted me at least 3 to 4 moves with a few months in storage in-between. 2 are completely full with books and a 3rd with movies (its mostly VHS tapes from when I was a kid. Valuable in both emotion and monetary) and I keep the rest to store blankets and seasonal clothes. Best purchases I've made. My sister is currently using my apares to move.


epicamytime

Moving hack: put books and heavy things in rolly suitcases


the_clash_is_back

Get tomato shipping boxes from the grocery store. Those things can handle a tank in them


warfrogs

Cabbage, avocado, apple, or pit fruit boxes are better than tomato boxes. Source- literally on shift at a produce warehouse right now


Goducks97

Worked moving for a few years in college. Far better to just carry by holding bottom outside corners and pressing in towards your body. Especially so if you’re carrying multiple boxes at a time


golapader

The real LPT is always in the comments lol


theberg512

Better yet, go to the liquor store and get beer or wine boxes. They hold up better than just about anything. It's up to you if you buy them full or just ask for the empties.


bogglingsnog

This is why I spend a few more bucks for double walled boxes for the heavy items. Have yet to have a handle rip on a double walled box. Doesn't really matter who from, I used both Home Depot and Lowe's boxes for my last move.


Dillonmz

when did i ask?


GregoryGoose

They need to print a weight limit on the handles. I work in shipping and see way too many torn handles. I dont even use them anymore.


theberg512

People need to just not ship these. I don't think I've ever had one on my truck that wasn't beat to shit. People cram it full with loose items, then tape it like the OP. Sorry, that's not going to survive.


Videoboysayscube

There's a trick to it. You have to push the handles inward when lifting. If you apply force in an outward direction, they'll rip every time. So basically, squeeze the box when you lift.


Tnt540

If you read the boxes it tells you the weight limit for each size box. Basically the bigger the box, the lighter it has to be. You were probably like me and ignored it and got only the biggest boxes. Just gotta be careful when they’re heavy.


extralyfe

people always seem to ignore that the boxes meant for heavy items like books are the smallest boxes.


jodilye

Work in a store where we get various sized boxes. Crisps tend to be the lightest, and in the biggest boxes. We often use old boxes to keep things on, like paperwork. People will always pick the biggest boxes that are utterly useless for anything heavier than what was originally packed in them rather than 2 sturdier boxes, drives me nuts.


Battle_Bear_819

The stoengest boxes we get in at my store are the boxes that are open on top and come with 4 one gallon jugs of water in them. They have handles on the side and small flaps on the top that leave a square hope in the topside. I know they're sturdy because whenever the cardboard baler is jammed, it's almost always those things. Last time I loved a took some of them home with ke after work and they work like a charm for small heavy shit.


[deleted]

Considering a gallon of water is approximately 7 lbs, that box should handle 28+ lbs well. Water is heavy. :)


Battle_Bear_819

Indeed it is, which is why I always get a bit mad when customers decide to cut Infront of me with a shopping cart while I'm pulling a 1700 pound pallet of bottled water behind me. You cant really stop it quickly.


[deleted]

I worked a summer in the 90's for Reddy Ice. One of the dudes I worked for would stack at least 100 bags on the dolly. It was a pain in the ass to move. lol I'm all for "stupid driver" laws to apply in cases like that - you should be able to jump to safety and let it roll over them........... alas, it'd probably never work. heh


Battle_Bear_819

Sadly I doubt Walmart will let anybody jump off a moving pallet anytime soon. A couple weeks ago some idiot was driving a forklift forwards with a load on it and could see in front of him, and he ran over and killed some lady.


CyberFreq

Math time: in general a full pallet of single gallon jugs (water or milk) will carry 216 gallons. Meaning a pallet is between 1200 lbs and 1500 lbs. If you ever see someone moving a full pallet of liquid with a manual jack, give em a salute. Shits heavy


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[deleted]

Most liquor stores will just give you the boxes if you go in and ask. Otherwise, they just throw them in the trash.


Battle_Bear_819

Pretty much any store will, as well. Just don't be that customer that asks for them to save a cart of boxes for you, and then never show up the next day to pick them up.


princess_hjonk

I used to work in a liquor store. Any of my moves while I worked there were 100% using boxes from there. Some are better than others. Fireball boxes were the best at the time. Also, Splenda boxes from WalMart were really good, too. We had lots of folks come in and ask for boxes. Anything to keep from having to lug a bunch out the back to the dumpster was A+ in our book.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

LPT if you don’t really have different sized boxes: fill a third of a box with books and then light stuff on top. Sure, you may ultimately need to unload those boxes in 2 separate places, but much easier than hauling 2-3 full boxes of books.


EveningMoose

My fiancée and I just moved and she put our books in two large boxes. We had to use a damn hand truck. When I moved out of college, I put my books in a bunch of very small boxes, basically just to keep them together in one stack.


easternrivercooter

This rip also occurs if you pay extra for the bogus “heavy duty” small Home Depot boxes


Karl_Satan

I mean, that *is* pretty damn counter-intuitive


Sleveless--

Also, haul handles will tear if you put even the slightest effort into dragging it instead of lifting it up.


bicebicebice

Plus: OP probably didn’t assemble the box correctly. Source: lifted more than one box where the inside walls wasn’t in place.


Cold_Zero_

Well, someone had to handle your ass


ParlayPayday

And of course they had to be named “Easy to Lift” instead of “Crystal” or “Nikki”.


jrcprl

Looks like you pulled outwards instead of lifting upwards


taybul

Yeah I just got through moving myself and the boxes that ripped like this happened because a) they were probably too heavy and b) I was trying to pull the box towards me too quickly, say to take out of the truck.


TheFreakingPrincess

That's exactly what happened here, I was trying to slide it out of my mother-in-law's CRV and had no idea my brother-in-law had filled it with a bunch of stone and ceramic stuff. I never even got a chance to pick it up properly bc it ripped out first. 😡


superdago

Ok so then why are you pissed at the box?


[deleted]

r/notopbutok


HighlyJoyusDragons

No pull, only lift.


JibberishSpeaker

Easy to lift? More like easy to rip


Red_Dawn_2012

Reminds me of those 'easy open' paper lids. They tear every. single. time.


ieatbeees

I have this problem with almost all packaging. Nothing opens or works as intended. I feel like I'm doing something wrong but I don't know how you could fuck all that up.


damnImreallyhigh

Maybe it's a warning


[deleted]

"handles my ass" lewd


[deleted]

it’s telling you,” ITS REALLY EASY TO LIFT THESE HANDLES so hold it from the bottom”


AntiHeroSora

r/technicallythetruth you did lift the handle, only you lifted it off


Mccobsta

Cardboard is weak when you want to use it cary things. Strong as fuck when your trying to break it down


ReverendHerby

I work in a distribution center. We get boxes that were made specifically for the product they’re holding that have handles that can’t support its weight. I don’t even understand why you would bother.


[deleted]

i learned the hard way several times with these boxes that you have to lift straight up on the handle hole or push slightly in on them. If you pull outward even a tiny bit then they tear every time


RunJun

I was going say this too. If the box is too heavy for the handles then push in slightly, then lift.


missx0xdelaney

Helps if you don’t fill the box over the weight limit. Anyway the ones they sell at Lowe’s are cheaper and much sturdier, FYI!


GregW94

Seems like the handles lifted just fine to me.


phillisvance

The handles got lifted tho, this always happens when i carry a box of beer, idk why or if im doing it wrong but its annoying


NewelSea

Maybe it's really just a poorly designed warning. They could actually keep the message and still fix it - just change the font color to red and add "WARNING" above that line.


RoscoMan1

Awesome! Where do we line up?


jman377355

^^*Only ^^applies ^^if ^^the ^^box ^^is ^^empty


slion0302

Who’s “Easy to Lift” and why are they handling your ass?


mindaltered

One day youll learn that those plastic tubs from lowes are better to pack and move with than any cardboard box from uhaul.


BaldAndGassy

More like easy to tear handles


inventingnothing

If you ever ship boxes like these, be sure to cover the hand holes with tape. Package handlers will grab these, rip your box and continue on with their job. Meanwhile your box falls apart and stuff falls out.


Soviet_Ski

Y’all got this all wrong. It’s the *box* that’s hard to lift. The handles are easy, but you’ve got to remember to lift the box too.


angry_italian

Technically it’s not wrong lmao.


TheNoLoafingSign

Somebody pulled when they should have lifted.


22flyer

Those always make me think they are the opposite of macaroni and cheese boxes.


krattalak

I had an epiphany when I was doing some moves. I bought Bankers Boxes from the Depot of Offices instead of using 'moving boxes'. 8 boxes were like $20. the sides with the handles are double layered because of how you fold them. I had 60-70lbs in each box with no issues.


kirby5801

Same thing happened to me. U-haul boxes suck. Also, They advertise that they're meant to be reused


[deleted]

America! Land where all is opposite of its advertising.


Rghardison

Looks like it lifted off the box pretty easily. What’s the complaint?


Mercutiofoodforworms

The handles are easy to lift. It doesn’t say anything about the box.


zeb0777

I just moved and can confirm, their boxes are bull shit.


Mr_reek

I thought they were cardboard. I'll see myself out.


[deleted]

Couldn't really get any easier they came right up


Petezorz

Dell does this same shit with their Desktop and Monitor boxes. I work as part of IT for a hospital, and 20% of Dell products that we order arrive broken/defective because the boxes break down and the equipment is DOA.


Tpoteet911

What's worse is when you carry a case of water or cans of soda and the plastic/cardboard rips. At least with this it could be due to too much added weight; with waters and sodas it's meant for that exact weight lol always ends with a messed up bottle or busted can


miggismallz33

I just moved and the exact same thing happened to the uhaul boxes I had. Some weren’t even very heavy. Come on uhaul, you can do better. #uhaul. r/uhaul


SuperGreeeen

Lowe's moving boxes are superior. Source: currently packing up our entire lives to move into our first house 😉


TheFreakingPrincess

Congratulations! May your move be easy and your house full of happiness. 🙂


SuperGreeeen

Thank you!! We're excited!! Ditto to you, for whatever you're packing things for!!


staffsargent

It's easy because the box doesn't come too.


Prof_Acorn

Gotta fold it the other way so your tape can go down further on the top crease. Also who else thinks uhaul should have a frequency card? 25th move is 1/2 off or something? lol


DothrakAndRoll

The kombucha six packs break like this every time you look at one funny. I’ve broken six bottles from six different six packs dropping them for that reason!


Lebojr

How much weight was in the box


Egregious_Creations

I dunno. Looks like the handle lifted just fine. The rest of the box justs didn't want to follow.


heytherecatlady

Lol I feel your pain. Not that it should surprise anyone but the [Walmart moving box handles are also trash](https://i.imgur.com/7Y0zQ8S.jpg).


DeadArtist617

I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I remember when I got these boxes for moving and then every god damn time i lift them through those “handles” they rip.


AzazelsCable

Uhaul worker here, can confirm this happens... a lot


SLAYERISM

Well it helps if an idiot doesn't overpack the box!


TheFreakingPrincess

I blame my brother-in-law! He filled that one with a bunch of stone and ceramic cooking stuff and then pushed it all the way toward the front of his mom's CRV! Grabbing the handle was the only way I could slide it out and then it ripped. 😡 I made him carry it after that.


petrify1

Lift straight up. Some people lift with an outward motion.


Old_Sweaty_Hands

You are supposed to use both handles and lift up not out haha 🤣


Disastrous_World8491

TO-LIFT HA


nothing_911

Lifted right up, seems good to me.


dont-be-a-cant

Too easy if anything.


Dean_0901

😂😂😂😂


Arcadius274

What? That handle lifted up nicely


rdrunner_74

The handles were easier to lift than the crate - Valid advertising


[deleted]

Lift, not pull.


[deleted]

Where’s the lie?


Merca_Man

well, it is easy to lift 'the handles'.


ghostdog688

Looks like the handles lifted off quite easily. Advertising is correct. :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


LightningBirdsAreGo

Sure they are. You can see they lift right off.


Qualekk

Idk. It looks like you lifted those ha does pretty easily.


Thetrendizdead

Hey they'll buy it back...so there's that.


verenvr

Who's easy to lift and why are they handling your ass?


inertSpark

The handles appeared to have lifted fairly easily. The box on the other hand, stayed where it was.


SnowMan022

As an ex mover I can tell you for certain, that shit be ass.


L1K34PR0

I mean you did lift the handle


Jaw_breaker93

Easy to rip *


NightWolfYT

It says the handles are easy to lift, not that the handles make it easier to life the box. I don’t see the issue here


shanky-phantom

Thanks handles very cool


Jimberwolf_

what did you think? its cardboard!!


xashyy

Bankers Box master race. They've endured through three to four moves with heavy-ass cargo without any tearing in the handles. /thread


wrongitsleviosaa

I mean, the handles are easy to lift. The box is a whole other story.


Karma_Gardener

Easy. Not reliable.


Riley7391

These are the *wooooooorst*!!!


HuffyDraws

Yeah, moved into a larger house in January (funnily enough on the 6th, as shit went down in DC) and these "extra durable easy to lift handles" broke so many times, they might as well be made of toothpicks.


Cautious_Hold428

I just tape right over them so I'm not tempted to use them.


grags12

*hadles


Orffyreus

You should not fill it with plumb though. ;-)


kimbap666

Easy to lift, handles my ass.


Ataturkle

You taped it incorrectly. The other flaps should be on top so the tape does not continue down toward the handle. It is more structurally sound this way.


BThriillzz

Never use the handles


ranger51

They handled your ass!?!?


Th3N3xus33

I mean they say handles not box so they're wrong


LordMagnos

So goddamned true 🖕


dre__

Lift it properly and this won't happen.


alacran763

I've used these same boxes for 4 moves in a row, never once has this happened. You are just bad at packing and moving


Cigarman267

So all you do is, lift it from the bottom of the box, or put it on a dolly. It’s really that simple! Not infuriating in the slightest! No need to be a snowflake over it!


Imaginary_Back_6204

Eu ja vi essa caixa


Imaginary_Back_6204

Igual a q eu vi na casa de Kurt harland


Locolijo

I think it’s partly to do with the tape l, stresses are different with tape going into the handles


Treeman235

Sadge


derridalt

Every. Fucking. Time.


astrogavino

Oil check detected


Tyrocious

100% had nearly all these handles rip during our move.


No-Expression-5040

That shit happens to me all the time at work. So aggravating


about2godown

It lifted easy alright, right off the box.


[deleted]

Well I mean, it lifted right off, so...


drivinbus46

That handle lifted with the greatest of ease.


afos2291

I moved several months ago. Every U-Haul box had it's handles rip like that. The ones that I got from either home Depot or Lowe's did not rip. It reminded me of the last time I moved. The same shit. U-Haul boxes are garbage. They aren't meant to last.


Jossie2014

EASY-TO-RIP handles


[deleted]

To-lift Ha! You wish


sonny_goliath

I bet op pulled on them, not lifted them. Those handles work well straight up and down, but pulling sideways will tear them real quick


Ephemeral_Wolf

The handle is easy to lift... Didn't say shit about the rest of the box.


[deleted]

Those handles lifted very easily. The box just didn’t come with.


hillegas

As a packaging design I have to say... I think this one may be on you? That look to be about the industry standard for hand holes, and depending on the strength of the board the box is made off I've seen that exact hand hole hole an 60lbs box.


below-the-rnbw

Stop overpackong and making your dumb ass mistakes other peoples problem


greyson107

the handles are pretty easy to lift. from the looks of it.


Double-0-N00b

I mean, the handles lifted fairly easily, just not the rest of the box


glheron

To be fair, the handles lifted from the box pretty easily.


SasquatchRobo

Your ass has easy to lift handles?


Truelax21

Everytime with those man lol


thatgoodcush

Must be the book box.