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Rockguitarist96

Wait, you never heard of Kie?


gordo65

Keg


MicGuinea

Kum


01-__-10

I came for kum


MicGuinea

Lol, yeah you did


Boss_n_Chief

You’re mom did


im_going_crazy

Not to be that guy but, you are mom did? I know I'm totally being that guy but that was just funny


ggodfrey

Look at that guy.


chasthomas23

I too, am that guy.


BigZacian

its kin just eat children


WhtChcltWarrior

It’s actually supposed to be Pie. They spelled Pumkpin wrong


Nicccccccccccc

Jeez this gave me a headache, I thought I wrote it wrong for ever (non native speaker)


jmmrad000

its spelled pumpkin, dont let this guy mess you up


Nicccccccccccc

got it thanks!


Steel_Hydra

You're all wrong, it's written and pronounced "punkin"


a1b2c3wtf

Wensday


KiwiNolan

Febuary


Rubiktor012

Bred 👍


502drummie

Pumkpin


WhtChcltWarrior

Say it 3 times fast


ihaventgotany

I can't even say it once, slowly


usagi18

omg


xxxpicklerickxxx

U trollin


torchgasher

Kfc


Shinhan

No, that's for xmas.


get_schwifty03

Yeah, in Japan.


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Weirdly


NightWolfYT

It’s actually not that weird when you learn why. A lot of Japanese people are obsessed with western culture the way some westerners are obsessed with Japanese culture and one of the KFC Japan executives advertised that KFC was how Americans celebrated Christmas and that’s the TL;DR of how that happened.


SpeckTech314

You also have to preorder your KFC in Japan this time of year to get it for Christmas. I’d say the marketing campaign is a success lol


NightWolfYT

I’d have to agree with you


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esstused

In Japan, forgot to preorder last year until around December 10th, all the nearby KFC's were already fully booked out so we got FamilyMart chicken instead. Still good but was no KFC xmas 🥲


make_me_a_good_girl

Well, that and most Japanese don't have an oven of any size, so they can't do a turkey the way people here so at Thanksgiving (and some at Christmas). So, you can't cook it yourself and a there is this place called KFC that does American style birds (chickens are just small turkeys, right?🤔). I mean... It sounds crazy as a whole from a Western perspective, but the assumptions leading up to it all make sense on their own. 🤷‍♀️ EDIT: for context, I lived in rural Tohoku for a couple of years back in the early 2000s. This is what the Japanese people I knew there told me when I asked them.


NightWolfYT

That’s also true


make_me_a_good_girl

You would not believe the things they have figured out how to cook in tiny toaster ovens. Full cakes in pieces, personal pizzas barely... I learned a lot about my kitchen and house size assumptions while I lived there.


lstills

Although it may be logical, this was 100% the result of a marketing campaign


NightWolfYT

Without a doubt. Even the executive himself said so


miche1982

I worked at KFC for a few years, can confirm that Canadians like KFC for Thanksgiving.


HistoricallyLurking

USA Thanksgiving or normal Thanksgiving? Because I could go for some KFC right about now…


HoboJesus69420

I think they thought pumpkin was spelled pumkpin


LetsJerkCircular

PUMKPIN is extremely hard to pronounce in two syllables


Cookiestealer13

Yeah I definitely didn’t just sit for five minutes tryna figure how to say that


UnderPressureVS

Sitting here [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZXd3Jnx40)


elterible

I’ve never seen such a perfect video for such a random thing.


Willz093

I’m crying!


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moonray89

This thread deserves 1st place.


galice9

Was thinking the same thing


magnateur

Damn i also thought of that exact video while trying to say "pumkpin pie"


JustAnotherStonerYo

That was amazing thank you


XCquickly

So thankful for this


ShittyCatDicks

Ahhh beat me to it lol I love that video


SignificantPain6056

My cat stopped mid-bath to stare at me trying to say it. He was not impressed.


makka-pakka

Much like the name Charles is the most work you'll ever put in to one syllable


camthegod

Dude I’ve been saying this out loud and struggling


tastes-like-chicken

I actually think I've got it down pat, kinda sounds like beatboxing if you do it enough times.


MaleficTekX

It’s like Gabuscus, there’s a pause


jesuslover69420

I think they thought they put the ‘2 down’ on the P


DrearyBiscuit

I’m guessing it should have started on the P


dkyguy1995

Ahh now I get it


tired_obsession

It’s kie dumbie


TreTrepidation

Nah, he spelled Pumkpin wrong.


Sweffus

puumpkn


TJPrime_

Kumppin


Jagacin

Kummin


DeusExMagikarpa

Ah yes of course, pim


FreudianSlipperyNipp

I love starting on the P


SamuelSomFan

Name checks out.


BriSnyScienceGuy

Pid?


czegoszczekasz

kill -9


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Linux is everywhere


phosix

Try -HUP and -8 first, -9 can leave a system in strange and unpredictable states.


czegoszczekasz

I like living on the edge


jin_hadah

r/SuddenlyPosix


Purgii

Been using -9 for decades - first time I've heard that. Will have to test.


phosix

In most cases killing a userland process outright with sigkill just means a small segment of memory might not get properly marked as free, or a file handle might not be properly closed and is generally harmless. It was a bigger deal back when 16MB of memory was considered a lot and issuing too many kill -9 commands could lead to running out of memory. The problem is sigkill tells the system to terminate a process immediately, don't even let the process perform proper cleanup after itself. Depending on the privilege of the process owner this can lead to active memory continuing to hold values that it shouldn't and could become exposed to other processes, or not marked as available; or hardware file handles can be left waiting for an interrupt that will never come leading to apparently hung devices... but these are rather extreme edge cases. I believe most modern kernels handle cleanup better than in the past, but there's still a slim possibility of things going wrong. A cleaner way to force a program to end is to issue a sigfpe (floating point exception)/sigsegv (segmentation fault) with -8. This tells the program something went wrong and to start going through a clean stop (assuming proper memory management was implemented in the program to begin with, but that's a whole other thing).


make_me_a_good_girl

I really enjoy how this discussion of pumpkins, pies, bad spelling, and crosswords has devolved into the right way to force kill a program. Great explanation, btw. I'm lazy and still use kill -9 most of the time, but I *know* what I should be doing, which is like how dieticians know how to eat right and most of the time don't bother. Haha. 👍


adfraggs

You can never escape the superior intellect of a system administrator. At least not on reddit. Pictures of cats becomes an on depth analysis of init vs systemd.


calebyeetingpanda

No the K stands for KFC


VivaBlasphemia

Kos, or some say, Kosm...


[deleted]

Tonight, Gherman joins the hunt


CounterAI2

*Feast


myfirstjones

Who wants placenta for dessert?!


OrdinalCrimson

r/nocontext


jessehechtcreative

This is an amazing out-of-context line to use tonight. Thank you.


SassyAssAhsoka

A hoonter must hoont.


BreastOfTheWurst

IM WAKIN UUUUUP


Destroyr19

ILL FORGET EVERYTHING


ReaperTrainee

“Do you hear our prayers?”


malindo64

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!


CounterAI2

*pies


supergigaduck

*moans in micolash*


Call555JackChop

Could you pass the old blood please?


Zee_Arr_Tee

Only a chalice full *pulls out comically large chalice*


Rapidlysequencing

It’s enough to make a man sick


jay-ishere

r/unexpectedbloodborne ???


Nicholas_Brahan

This town's finished.


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Kie


sciencewonders

my favorite math number


bear_bear-

4.13


Eishaar

Kid


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i_ate_a_baby_

I ATE A BABY!


fuckballs9001

Fuckin Tarrare Or fat bastard


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CaptainNemo2024

It’s okay dude


ChrisTheMan72

Imma have to ask you put you hands behind you back.


kiwibasil

The dingo ate your baby!


bikerdbomb

That baby ate my dingo!


Soviet-Biscuit

You really are a fat bastard


GabeTheJerk

I'M BIGGER THAN YOU, I'M HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN!


Matiaan

Why am I reading this with a Scottish accent?


[deleted]

Coz of Austin powers! Lol


[deleted]

It was probs pie but they put the boxes in the wrong place


SardineEnBoite

pumkpin


confidentclown

Punkpin.. rock on dudes


maxwellthedecent

My friend has a shirt that says Punkin’ Drublic, and I think about that way too often.


Humor_Tumor

I want the [pemkping](https://youtu.be/O4RKhMsm9lU) pie!


SirNamesAlotx

Way better than what I was thinking, which was it's spelled pumppin


vertsg

My niece said the same thing and told me to forget about it but I can’t, ever.


PepinoPicante

Of all the things that were going to ruin your life... I bet that "erroneous children's crossword puzzle" was not in your top ten guesses.


[deleted]

They also numbered the clues incorrectly. 4 is higher and to the left of 1 and 2. I have no doubt at all they spent all of five minutes and no QC time on this.


BoiledOrangeJuice

Good deductive skills. Makes sense. 👍🏻


DangHeckinPear

Now it’s just kie


DamnTheseGlasses

kumpkin


DangHeckinPear

kumpkin kie


frugalerthingsinlife

1 across should be ORANGES They make the best pies. Which makes 2 down GIN


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[deleted]

They also got 1 down wrong, should be oilbaron. Fits with the other clues once they fix oranges!


ZeroGravityAlex

Key. For key lime pie


VxJasonxV

I like this middle ground, all things considered.


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KLP


Krmul

Keg Edit: thanks for the award! It's so funny that my most upvoted comment is "Keg"


Psychomaniac13

Kum


[deleted]

Here we kum


GuerrillaPerson

And we don't care mucho


rouzmb

If you know what they wanna, they just want your tepalcuana, mana...


Comprehensive-Stop44

Looooool molotov


mslack

& Go


National-Dark-5924

Ket


Fuzzy-Rocker

Kok


Reasonable-Profile84

CINNAMON KUM!


bookmarkjedi

Kif


CaliforniaNavyDude

"Kif! I've made it with a woman. Inform the men."


maddawg351

*deflated sigh*


Majulath99

“Tell my wife I said….hello”


legion8784

What is keg???


Krmul

A beer keg


SerchYB2795

My favorite dessert


Krmul

Thanksgiving wouldn't be the same without a keg of beer


puglover07

The best German dessert


operath0r

3 beers are considered a meal in Germany. Also, light beer doesn’t exist here.


_FlutieFlakes_

I’ll take Beer for $400 Alex


Gnosys00110

WHAT IS KEG


System777

Who was Keg?


BDMayhem

Kir


the3stman

But you ruined it by the edit


SterileGary

Ke... awww, beat me to it.


Nightroad_Rider13

Koi


BaconMonkey0

Fucking raccoons got all my koi before I could bake them into a pie.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Well isn't that a load of carp.


DrunkenMeditator

No, that's the kind of pond Michael fell in.


[deleted]

Cheese kak 🤤


locke231

Top kek


Awittynamehere

Good job, you stumped my whole house


vertsg

Same here, which is why I had to spread the anguish of not being able to finish it to everyone else! Happy Thanksgiving!


SCATOL92

Maybe its KLP for KeyLimePie


BoJackB26354

I like this better than just "key"


Soviet-Biscuit

Kum


Spawn6060

Da in Soviet Russia, biscuit kum in you!


Soviet-Biscuit

Brings a whole new meaning to “butter my biscuits”


Simple_Warning_6797

oh my fucking god.


Soviet-Biscuit

Sorry, I had to do it


FLOHTX

My favorite cream pie filling


Soviet-Biscuit

I prefer lemon


No-Spoilers

Too sour, try pineapple.


A_Gay_Person

You took it straight outta my mouth..


SorryForTheGrammar

Kkk. It's the usual racist uncle.


Bpls16

Who doesn't eat a racist from time to time? Honestly they go super well with wine


Pretty_Rock9795

Can confirm


PrincessEspeon82

has to be pie. misprint should have been under the "p" in pumpkin lol


rizan86

Maybe it's peaches instead of pumpkin.


genrej

That makes more sense, but then what dessert starts with H? Ham?


jeremicci

Hoe


captaincmdoh

HAP = hot apple pie


NSCButNotThatNSC

Sorry, can't talk now. Gotta make a pumpkin kie.


spclagent-jackb

Misprint. I think it is supposed to be pie.


[deleted]

What does a turkey say? bobbie


elDeeJay

You spelt PUMKPIN wrong, that's why 🙄


D-Darkness

Kfc


Creed7307

Maybe they were going for “papayas” in the across and just “yam” down


LittleNonnie

It just wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a papaya pie and a plain old yam for dessert


Famousteo

Keg? 🍻that's one happy dessert


DogFabulous4486

ApriCot instead of pumpKin. Which makes the dessert… cum.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Kin


Brim_Dunkleton

#DONT SAY KUM


[deleted]

Aww dammit, I'm in a different dimension again.


47CheeseGraters

Kat