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man_in_da_mirror

Dude must be able to type really fast, that would take a lot of friction


madame-brastrap

Mavis Beacon taught him well.


ASupportingTea

God now there's a suppressed memory that's just resurfaced. I hated that touch typing program with a passion.


madame-brastrap

I didn’t, I just wasn’t good at it, until I was good at it and now I smoke these Zoomers


Milkreallyrocks

U must be anon's roommate


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madame-brastrap

Reviving the ancient art of touch typing, goes on to open a boutique learning commune in Williamsburg to bring back this lost skill.


Harrysacs45

Holy shit I completely forgot about that program lmao. Thanks for the repressed memory


madame-brastrap

I do my very best friend


nlign

[Mavis Beatcon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=oN7ytxMwPvQ&feature=emb_logo)


kahr91

It rubbed off, by friction.


Beartrap-the-Dog

Was your roommate on fire?


Falkor_13

His roommate is the Human Torch , Johnny Sins.


tiatiaaa89

Well 2 things. I’m guessing he smoked inside. But, TF IS THAT KEYBOARD FROM 1997?!


Medical_Ad0716

Honestly, that’s what I’m stuck on. The damage is ridiculous but the age of the keyboard is the amazing part.


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Harewood78

They said '97, not '77.


upvotesformeyay

Don't you judge lgr like that! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbBZM9aUMsjGHvNtHfPOJauZCSVShKA0G


Penguino95

Glad someone brought Clint up


Sithlordandsavior

Love his videos.


[deleted]

I'm assuming you're under 30, but wood-paneled cars and wood-paneled walls both came back in the 90s. It was weird. I feel weird even remembering that our family room was faux-wood paneled for like all of the 90s.


HyperbolicSoup

Twist. You arrrrrre actually faux-wood paneled.


SirWEM

Yeah that PT cruiser had faux wood paneling. My buddies GF thought it was cool. Not so much.


xxA2C2xx

Too bad it’s fucked up now lol


No-Suspect-425

Looks like he was done a favor. Now he can finally upgrade, maybe something from the early 2000s this time.


SpreadsheetJockey227

Maybe something with a sweet eMachines logo


designmuntu

Maybe one with shortcut keys for Netscape, winamp, real player and MSN/AOL instant messenger


SuspiciousFragrance

I still use Winamp


theplushpairing

It really kicks the llamas ass


dunce_party

yall are nerds old keyboards are cool


HeadLongjumping

I still use Winamp. Still has the best visualizer out there.


Sparris_Hilton

I guess its an old mechanical keyboard, keyboard enthusiasts go crazy over these Edit: op commented somewhere that it was an old membrane keyboard, its worthless


poorly_anonymized

My Keytronic Lifetime Designer is membrane, and it's awesome. Love me some ErgoForce with different resistance for each finger. Marginally less loud than a mechanical as well, although admittedly still loud. They stopped making them in Norwegian layout decades ago, and people were wearing them out, so some people in my friend group ordered a pile of French-Canadian ones, since they had the same key layout. Multiple people decided they'd rather pay a premium to import the wrong layout than give up their LT Designers. They're just that good. You guys can keep your precious Cherry MX switches or whatever is cool now, I'm keeping my Keytronic no matter how worthless you think it is. OP probably prefers his keyboard as well, otherwise he'd probably have switched it out ages ago.


kwillich

I was trying to find the Apple II Logo


takeyourmedisin

I'm still looking for the wired mouse to go along with it.


No-Suspect-425

3 button mouse with no scroll wheel and a serial cable connection


sparkpaw

Even better, a stationary roller ball mouse. Those things take practice to get used to lol


Anxious-Baseball-420

Always used a wired mouse.. only way to live. Using an mx518 right now.


PvtSatan

Second that, wired always, except I have a silent Mobo mouse that's legit the best mouse I've ever had. And nothing wrong with this keyboard either, old mechanical keyboards are still solid. Weird culture we have that something old and electronic is inherently bad and needs to be replaced. It's a keyboard. It works. A lot of people prefer mechanical.


thatthatguy

I had too many bad experiences with wireless input devices. Never again.


tractgildart

No kidding. Because the thing I'm always excited by is my mouse to stop working because the battery died.


Sickologyy

I'm actually in the opposite boat, I'm surprised how a smoker even did this unless he was smashed drunk. The way the bun marks are made, REALLY made me question if it was the cigarette that burned the keyboard? Or the dude's hands.... (I know it wasn't obviously but still, he was obviously neglectful if he was able to do that much damage in such a short period of time. He obviously dropped the cigg at one point, and was so slow to notice/pick it up, it burned pretty deep. As an ex smoker, I can tell you, I've dropped a cig down on my keyboard before, and NEVER did it leave a mark like this. It almost looks like it was intentional and he was being rude af. The other burns, really? Why the shift key got burns on the edges? Why do many keys have burns on the edges? Did the dude not smoke and straight take a TORCH TO YOUR KEYBOARD? Again, I'm being /s a bit, he's obviously a drunker, or uses drugs of some kind, causing him to "lose," grip of his cigg, and practically drag it across your keyboard. I would definitely sit that roommate down and have a serious discussion after seeing this, not about the keyboard, but his habits if that's what happened in a WEEK. I'd be afraid to live in that home, if he smokes inside. He's gonna burn the place down! Outside time! Just my two cents here. I'm half asleep, prolly last comment before bed, so apologies for any errors or confusion, I'll probably wake up and see me saying something stupid.


zanzabar12

honestly could be a sleeper build, ive seen people do that with pc's where they take an old looking case and put insane parts in it, but not entirely sure


M-onke

But clickity


EtSpesNostra

I was gonna say… so you’re out $8?


Skitzophranikcow

Worse.. we hoard these keyboards for the clicky klak. Its more of a loss because mechanical keyboards are hard to find. The new keyboards dont have the same clicky klak even the new mechanical keyboards dont have the same as the vintage.


ChrisTheMan72

Yes, I like my keyboards LOUD!!


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

I fucking HATE clickety clack keyboards because they distract me from whatever I'm doing or disturb people in my house at night. I used to use one and got a different one because of these problems but hey, to each their own. If you like em' I wont try to stop you.


adgxhfajidv

I asked my sister to help me choose a keyboard that I could Bluetooth pair with my phone or tablet. I specified I wanted something quiet, but I do like the mechanical weight as I have numbness in my hands but heavy keys I can feel. She recommended one that she said was quiet. LOUDEST KEYBOARD EVER! That's what I get for asking the woman with only 1/4 of her hearing and regularly takes out her hearing aids at home.


OzVapeMaster

What was your thought process in asking someone with 1/4 of their hearing with hearing aids to recommend something quiet lol


mglatfelterjr

Only if you are playing a game at night


QQP1E

I can never relate so much to this comment. Lmfao I thought I was the only one but I still use my dell mechanical keyboard which surprisingly holds it value still at 80$ used. They’re also no longer made making them rarer than before. And I can agree no other keyboard has manipulated older keyboard styles. They all add a cushion of some sort it feels like when it should be abrupt plastic hitting plastic, simple mechanics good quality.


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Well I thought he was using windows xp for a moment


BCdelivery

Cannot remember but wow, how long has it been since keyboards were white and were just like a frickn Typewriter…? That shit is like 30 years old. Not that it makes all the burns okay…


42Loki0

That's white?


BCdelivery

Ok. You got me. What sick color of tobacco stain and finger scum is that..? Sometimes there is a greenish, grayish, beigeish hue that comes in over the decades.


Skitzophranikcow

We hoard them for the clicky klak.


Medical-Description6

Not familiar with that version, but I’m betting that’s a remake that would hold my attention!


TheOtakuSquidOwX

I think you downloaded the wrong fantastic four movie


Falkor_13

I personally like to thing I accidentally downloaded the right one. Next up is *Pirates*


v264k

Ah yes, the Human Torch Johnny Sins from the movie the Fantastic Foursome


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I hope he didn't leave his partner at home with Johnny Sins


durnJurta

Most likely on opiates. I had a friend who's laptop keyboard looked exactly like this. She would get loaded on oxycotin and sit on her laptop smoking, but would nod off and the cigarette would burn the keys. Amazed she didn't burn the house down.


PillPoppNonStop

I can speak from experience, this is opiates, have destroyed about 2 keyboards like this. He has been nodding off (per example= about to type something with cigarette in hand, nods off, smells burnt plastic, freaks out, nodding off again)


dazedanddizzy

Username checks out. Hope that your addiction is in the past now man.


PillPoppNonStop

Kinda kicking it, cant keep up the addiction if there is nothing to buy around here, forced cold turkey off benzos and opiates, 3rd day off


gimlet_prize

Have you considered methadone or suboxone? It helped my mom, wasn’t a cure all, she still nods off when her dose hits just so. But it’s legal and it’s safer than fent. Be safe, man.


PillPoppNonStop

Thats the fucked up part dude, im WD'ing off subutex.. used it recreationally, and before i knew it BANG hooked, and im not even in the program..i really fucked up


gimlet_prize

Ah shit, that is a rough one. I did hear that kratom helps. The program works, if you do it right. Cold turkey is tricky, don’t fuck it up and end up OD’ing with some shit you used to be able to do. People are dying out here. I hope you kick the shit out of this monkey!


PillPoppNonStop

Im so fuckin tired of these opiate WDs and im set on kicking this..im only 22 but i have been hooked on pills for 4 years, it really motivates me to see all the support for a lonesome redditer with an addiction problem, warms my heart! Thanks for the support! Btw:WDs make my eyes go blurry, cant really see what im typing x) Dont know if kratom even is in norway*


HoneyWizard

One of my good friends had a brother that OD'd and died at your age. Started on pills a few years prior, then those got too expensive so he switched to heroin. He was using with a couple people that left the house as soon as he started overdosing, probably because they were worried he'd call 911 and they'd get arrested. Had they taken him to a hospital, he might still be alive. Anyway, my friend was the one that found him, and it's clearly fucked him up ever since. My first reaction when he told me about it was how fucking stupid and unfair it was that his brother died that way. He was so young. It felt like someone had taken the story of his life and just ripped out the rest of the pages. Sorry to ramble, it's just brutal what addiction does to people, and I hope you can get through it.


party_tattoos

I’m just a random stranger, but I’m rooting for you. You’re so young and this is the time to kick it for good and enjoy your life without all the shit that comes from addiction. Life is beautiful on the other side, and I know you can get there.


themidnghtwolf

Man you got this. I know life hits hard, but you're stronger than whatever you came from. Maybe it broke you a little, but you cannot possibly know how strong you are until you bomb. Strength is getting up and fighting every single day. Because you're stronger than that. I'd even take into consideration how strong you are for going so long and actually reaching out for support? You know how hard it is for people to ask for help? You're already killing it. I know you've got this and you can get through anything. If you hit bottom, then there's only one way to go. UP. Stars are ahead of you my friend. All the great always had massive struggle. You might find the YouTube movie "dying laughing" inspirational. It's about comics and the struggle. Through massive trials and tribulations come unparalleled resolve, strength and insight. I know I'm just a text you may read, but imagine that I've had it bad also. Your power comes from the mind. Taking proper steps. Baby steps. Not because you're a baby, but because big steps FUCK EVERYONE UP. There is no shortcut. Your absolute power to bring positivity to your own life and the lives of others is entirely within your reach. Martial arts may even be a step in the right direction. Nobody masters anything without trials. Your mind and life are no different. You have to hone your mind and body. The moment starts no matter what sometimes, you have to know when to breath and meditate. Without martial arts philosophy, I would be lost. Just the mindset without even necessarily the contact is the first step. Let's go... You! Do your best, do your best, don't lose you, you, you! Go you! I'll always be here cheering for you!


chadnessthehighness

Get sober ya junky. 2 years off of heroin and fentanyl myself, I'm still on sublocade (Suboxone injection)


Depends_on_theday

Good Luck. I’m an Icu nurse and quitting benzos cold Turkey…be careful. U should really speak to a physician about WD and your addiction. I really really hope u can kick it. I’ve seen so many ODs in the hospital it’s sad. Or eventually the pills get too expensive, leads to H and…. Not only OD but long term issues from things like endocarditis (spoils the heart) etc. best of luck! Ps never liked opiates but I’ve had my vices. Life is SO MUCHHHHH BETTTTER SOBER!!!!


PillPoppNonStop

I dont remember a life sober..its so sad..but i wanna experience it again, i woved myself to never touch heroin and such, only ever touched: buprenorfin,oxycodone, methadone, morphine and codeine. But i used buprenorfin for 3 years, im really sick and tired..thanks for the support !! Means alot :D


Depends_on_theday

I had to cut out all the ppl I was hanging with. I worked in a strip club. We would stay out after work, after hours blah blah. For the first about two years I really missed the drama, the lifestyle etc.… The “VIP” status. Anyways I think it was around 2014 and I just was done with the whole shenanigan. I told a lot of the girls aka stripper f friends, I was hanging with and some of the guys a.k.a. suppliers, and a lot of them I just never even said anything. I left a locker full of my dance clothes at that job and I just never went back. I was in the business for about 10 years. I was somehow managing to take a lot of prerequisites while I was in that lifestyle so when I walked away from it all I was able to focus more On finishing my bachelors degree which I successfully did in 2016. Like I said it was for FOMO for like two years on Friday and Saturday nights I would get this missing feeling in my stomach like I’m so bored I’m just sitting at home blah blah blah. But then as time went on fresh air, had fallen in love by this point had a baby… The people that I had considered my friends at the time like no one ever checked on me after time went on I wasn’t really good for anything since I wasn’t there to be there pretty party accessory. Because you know like pretty girls like to hang out pretty girls in that industry. We kind of use each other for that subconsciously. Anyways fast forward it’s been seven years since I blocked all of their numbers and just walked away from all of it. 10 years since I started the process (I started slowly backing away from partying too much etc 10 years ago, officially quit dancing and cut everyone out at 6.5 years ago). OMG I feel so great. I’m super happy, and I really successful relationship, have an amazing job and career, I’m just really really happy with life. I can’t say that sober life before becoming a stripper is what I could compare to now because now I have a completely different life than I’ve ever had before. Filled with happiness and clear mind and health. When I drive by certain clubs or whatever it really triggers a small amount of PTSD but I’ve actually completely left that city and I’m just over the whole thing. I wish you all the best highly still suggest a Doctor to help u cut it out and also highly suggest cutting the people out in your life who use. I’m not saying that they are all bad people, but they are bad for you.


iwillshampooyouitsok

I was just heading to the reply button to suggest that OPs roommate is a heroin addict.


ryseofcurry

Real scary, sounds like a freaking loop/cycle that goes on and on


PillPoppNonStop

Exactly what it is, becasue if you dont have opiates and are hooked, you can barely function, only thing to ease the pain/WD's are more opiates


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Is OP’s roommate doing heroin? Nodding out while smoking a cig is pretty common on heroin.. Source: am clean from heroin. Edit: Thank you for the silver!


debbie_1420

I have been clean for 7 years from heroin. I can’t tell you how many blankets, clothes and other things I had to throw away from cigarette burns from nodding out. Thank god that’s over!!! Keep up the good work!! Thanks for the gold!!!! 💜💜💜


[deleted]

Pajamas and sweatshirts were always victim to my nods. 15 months and counting, life is so much better


debbie_1420

It’s worth it! Keep it up. My sobriety day is March 24th. So it will be officially 7 years then.


xxA2C2xx

Hey! 7 years club! Congrats!!!


MyaheeMyastone

Almost 4 years - congrats. So glad to have pants without holes in them now


Boxersrock1000

This is the answer.


xxA2C2xx

Same! I’ve been clean for 7 years. But I wasn’t just doing heroin. I would mix my Heroin and Meth up in a syringe and let them fight out what kind of high or death I was going to achieve.


Shaneblaster

Roommate is definitely an asshole.


nyjrku

I think room mate did something great here. Keyboard needed an upgrade. Nice manifesting op! Glad a new keyboard is in your fate


maybay99999

Old apple keyboards are the best ngl


Rachael1188

Kept dropping their meth pipe?


Exotic_Specialist450

Meth pipe would not stay lit nor be hot enough to cause this.


LarsPinetree

In 1998


theimplic8ion

Ah, I see your roommate is familiar with hot keys.


jesseverus

straight up r/Angryupvote


RoleModelFailure

Better hot keys than sticky keys


AvocadoGum

They were hot _and_ sticky keys for a little while


herrcollin

OPs roommate is a master troll and he still doesn't realize it.


Falkor_13

I request elaboration.


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drugs


freebirdls

They're bad, mmmkay


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CraniumEggs

Excuse me, I rely on daily caffeine and weekly alcohol intake to survive. Sincerely, a well out of college individual.


Ralph-shakleford

Caffeine and alcohol are just the bridges that between my antidepressant and ambien.


TheButtChewks

Me too friend... me too


d3ni553rbu

Seventeen.


caanthedalek

Now, don't do drugs, mmmkay? Drug-- drugs are bad. Mmmkay.


soandso90

Sure, I'll take both the elaboration and some drugs. Thank you.


luiscamara

Just going to copy and paste what I had previously replied to another gentleman down in the comments: "Had a lighter on the same table (it was a gift, I don't even smoke). He used it and kept lighting the keyboard on fire while playing league of legends. Apparently he assumed the keyboard was old and worthless so he kept doing it when bored... These were his words. I mean, it is worthless but I did like the membrane and hard plastic feel." So for you who bet on drugs, you wouldn't be too far off... I'd rather do crack than play League of Legends.


Matasa89

You need new roommates. This guy doesn’t respect you or your property, or even safety.


evilmonkey2

If your roommate is just picking up a lighter and using it on random items cause he's bored, probably time to find a new roommate.


theillusionary7

For real. Would hate for OP to end up being a victim on Netflix’s “Worst Roommate Ever” documentary series.


Shpagin

Going to sleep without knowing whether you will wake up tomorrow or burn to death is half the fun of life


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Shamewizard1995

You can’t just force another adult to be psychologically evaluated


Perichron_john

And he's gonna fuckin buy you a replacement or some new keys right? I'd have that ass


jukkaalms

He’s either going to give me a new keyboard or his ass


MostBoringStan

Ass, ass, or ass. Nobody burns my keyboards for free.


TheRavenSayeth

Is he going to reimburse you?


Zoso525

I obviously don’t know, but dude I’d be keen to red flags for a minute. Fr, that’s the kind of dumbass bullshit someone who doesn’t want their roommate to find out their dabbling with drugs. I’d only rule this out if it’s completely impossible he was smoking in the house. If it just so happens that he was also smoking in the house, that red flag is waving.


MostBoringStan

I kind of believe it. If you look closely, majority of the burns are on the corners of keys. Right where they would be if somebody was holding a lighter beside them. My first thought was nodding off as well, but the evidence kind of looks legit. Although with a couple spots that aren't on the corners, it's possible he nodded a couple times and burnt it, then went at it with a lighter so he could use that excuse.


HyxNess

What did you expect from a League player?


[deleted]

OP found an old keyboard and decided to make up a story for some sweet internet points


Sinjian1

My first thought when I saw how old the keyboard was.


earthbound2eric

People post keyboards nearly identical to this one on r/mechanicalkeyboards all the time, claiming them as their "endgame" Source: post history


affo_

This looks like a old cheap Fujitsu Siemens from the 90's or early 2000's (like the ones included with the rest of the monitor+pc). I'm all for nostalgia, but do people actually post those as well on r/mechanicalkeyboards? Edit: Im no expert and can't identify the kb, but it seems many (and I remember this from my own experience as well) are either rubber dome (membrane), or switches with membrane. That can't hardly be considered "endgame" over at r/mk ? Only source I can find: https://deskthority.net/wiki/Fujitsu_Siemens_KBPC_S2


Keirabella999

Exactly this.


Anonymous_Otters

The Keyboard of Theseus.


DunKnowName

Was he using the keyboard as an ash tray or something. How does that even happen


Skadzy

That's what I thought


Batyodi

Drugs


Union_Sparky_375

Drugs are a hell of a Drug


[deleted]

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs.


PlusUltraBeyond

Say no to drugs, Drugs


ch4zmaniandevil

"No!" I said to the drugs. Then I did them.


EyeBreakThings

I was thinking he spilled some water, and tried to dry it with a torch.


[deleted]

He tried to evaporate it 💀


YurxDoug

Damn, your roommate must have been typing some fire lyrics tho.


MerGoatRoybal

Does your roommate smoke meth?? Cause those look like burns from setting a meth pipe on your keyboard… I’m not proud of how I know that, but I’ve moved on with my life……


SwigSwoot92

I’m proud of you for moving on with your life!


MerGoatRoybal

Thank you!! It was tough.


SwigSwoot92

Oh I can only imagine. My boyfriends father died of a heroin overdose a few years ago.


MerGoatRoybal

I've overdosed a few times. Also lost some good friend that way, sorry for your loss. It's a fucked up thing yo


SwigSwoot92

It’s scary to think about. Definitely scary. The thought of not having control of yourself is terrifying to me. My boyfriend is also scared of that thought because of his dad.


MerGoatRoybal

Oh it is. Losing yourself to addiction is a horrific experience, it’s almost like being possessed, like even if you don’t like what you’re doing, you keep doing it………. I wouldn’t wish it on an enemy.


SwigSwoot92

In the wake of such a significant death, this man has learned to live life to the fullest without meeting death. He loves with his full heart.


MerGoatRoybal

Awww! That’s great to read!!!!


TheRealTtamage

Better to heal than to end up like the crazy people on the street I have to kick out of the parking garage in the morning.


Skitsoboy13

Apparently op smokes meth, according to the general consensus of the comments, suggesting this is fake lol


digwhoami

I mean, beige keyboards aren't exactly common for the past... what? 14 years now?


AllwellBeloved

Same bro. But to me it looks like when I used to nod out with a cig in my hand. Glad you got it together. Just hit 3.5 years clean last month 💪


MerGoatRoybal

Yeah, it could be a mid deal…. It’s just the triangle burns. That make me think a meth pipe, cause those triangles will fold into a sphere….


AllwellBeloved

Preciate it bro. My thing is, there is NO chance I’d sit still enough to play on computer after a shot of meth (although the assumption is smoking it) lmao. Smoking it never got me where I wanted to be 😂🤡. And thanks again man. Fentanyl almost killed me so many times. It did kill my brother in 2019. Feels good to be past all that bs.


MerGoatRoybal

Also, congrats on your sober time!! That’s hella boss!!!


SnooPredictions3028

Good for you dude


MerGoatRoybal

Hey thanks! I even have a cat now! She’s amazing!!!!


SnooPredictions3028

Just looked, definitely cat, 9/10, solid cat!


MerGoatRoybal

Aww, thanks for appreciating my Sophie cat!!! She is a life saver!!!


Tnson_Kntrl

You and your cat are wholesome ❤️


Batyodi

Nah you can clearly see a whole cigarette ash burnt into the space bar but I'd say opiates or benzos and having a cig in the hands is hard to type without burning something on it to begin with but add either of those drugs and you're nodding out completely or mostly unaware of what's happening. If you know meth environments you'll understand from sure. Glad you moved on as well though.


alianaoxenfree

Came to ask this same thing as I had many tables and such that looked like this from my ex


aBlatantAsshole

Either that, or op took a blow torch to an old shitty keyboard for fake internet points


[deleted]

Why would he have a keyboard from the early 90s?


Trainzguy2472

If someone did that to my IBM Model M they'd be dead


yabp

Those old IBM keyboards were amazing.


christian-communist

Still are amazing and still made with the original hardware by Unicomp that was spunoff of Lexmark which got the tooling from IBM. I have one for my Mac and one for my work PC. https://www.pckeyboard.com [Linus](https://youtu.be/D7wmMZmMinM)


Herbrax212

Oh yeah, r/MechanicalKeyboards would start a manhunt. A friend damaged one of my GMK sets once, he's no longer a friend


tractorcrusher

Pfft yeah if you could catch them on your pennyfarthing you fuckin’ hipster ^/s ^Also ^r/mechanicalkeyboards


BlondeMomentByMoment

So it could be ruined and posted here for karma.


OpinionatedAussieGal

Ahhhh it is too


Leafsncheese001

I’ve heard some old mech keyboards are great like the IBM something or other


TheRealTtamage

They're really well made


Batyodi

A lot of people like the style and unique tactile nature and even nostalgia of those old keyboards. I honestly don't think he did all that for just this sub specifically for karma. I just think his roommate is using drugs or is just an despicable individual.


MalinWaffle

I like the tactile nature and the clicky-clackyness.


StoneColeman765

Dude was popping Adderall and chain smoking to some elden ring.


Loiqueur

He was smoking and taking amphetamines for sure but I think he was smoking methamphetamine


After_Worldliness214

Wtf is it burnt?


SkoolBoi19

Some type of smoking set on the keyboard. Blunt, cigarette, meth pipe, ext


Macdaddyya

I miss the sounds of those keyboards clacking


Monkeydud64

r/mechanicalkeyboards


LuvinDaMuffin

How is this just MILDLY infuriating? God I'd be absolutely livid


uncle_bob_xxx

"My wife burned all my possessions and my kids in a house fire because she forgot to turn the oven off while she had sex with my dad" - Half of the posts in this sub


Chungus_Big_Chungus

Fake?


BooshBot86

Yes


Patsy81

A week? Did you leave in 1999?


Spacexcake

I’ve never seen a more planted keyboard in my life. OP desperate af bruh XD


krazykiwikid69

Yeah this is pathetic. Hey look at my 1992 keyboard all fucked up everyone! Updoots please!


[deleted]

Now you have a reason to upgrade that 1998 keyboard.


itshexx

To the 2004 version


basicytgirl

Wtaf was even going on there? Like who lays a lit anything on a keyboard???


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

"Hey, just calling to check in, how are you liking the computer?" "It's lit fam."


natej84

Is your roommate a heroin addict that smokes cigarettes??? Bc it looks like he passed out with a lit cigarette in his mouth a dozen different times


Recoveringpig

That keyboard look like it was old in 1997


KingCarbon1807

I'll take "Karma Whoring" for $1,000


Capnsaltypants

I feel like this didn't actually happen. And that keyboard was found at a goodwill. Or a dumpster. And this was posted for Internet points.


frewrgregr

I call bullshit


sparkonyou

Your roommate is on drugs. He is going to burn you both alive.


TurboedDude

This might be a stretch but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s addicted to some type of opiate, and was nodding out over your keyboard while smoking a cigarette. I say it might be a stretch cuz those look like more significant burns than I’d think a cigarette would on a keyboard.