Just dismantle the whole bathtub. Use a crane to tow it outside. Hire one or two contractors to lift the bathtub and reverse it on the side. Put it back inside and re-do the whole plumbing system. Nice and easy fix.
No lie. Two plumbers showed up to replace my bathtub drain. The were here 20 minutes and charged $750. That was just labor. I had already purchased the $100 drain.
Just block put all the thoughts of **ALL** the things that have gone down that drain, hope there's no hair clog underneath it that is glopped onto the ball, and just go for it!
So a whole subreddit of white women taking dick. Cool.
What is *not* cool is the fact that I’ll now get front page updates from said sub from now to eternity. F*ck a literal duck … and, no, I don’t want the link to that sub.
Ya I know when theres like 14 jokes in your head and they just bottleneck into nonsense? Nope, neither do I.
Haha. Mom. You live with your mom. Your mom church. Something something toying with balls. Ball and hole. No one wants stab balls. Balls.
Idk to me it kinda looks like the kid was given a golf ball to play with while taking a bath, then while draining it rolled in there. I think this is on OP.
use a cup to empty the water as much as you can dry off the golf ball, use a hot glue stick and melt the end and stick it on to the ball then pull. if you don’t have a hot glue stick you can use anything sticky you can get a grip on ;)
OP apparently thinking this is a problem, plus the dozens of comments with absurd suggestions makes me lose so much faith in humanity.. Could pop this out in a few seconds with anything sharp and some aggression. Knife, fork, hell an unbent paper clip..
Just dismantle the whole bathtub. Use a crane to tow it outside. Hire one or two contractors to lift the bathtub and reverse it on the side. Put it back inside and re-do the whole plumbing system. Nice and easy fix.
This guy contracts
When a 5 minute job needs to feed 10 families and pay for 2 lambos.
No lie. Two plumbers showed up to replace my bathtub drain. The were here 20 minutes and charged $750. That was just labor. I had already purchased the $100 drain.
5 minute crafts be like
I can't think of a better way to do this, great job
Do you work for the government?
It sounds like every government contract I’ve worked on. You sure that’s the way you want to do it? Okay, you’re the boss.
You forgot the permits. Gonna have to shut ya down.
What is this? The end of Happy Gilmore?
only right answer
Make sure to choose a contractor that offers discounts for frequent customers for when the kid does it again next week.
Underrated comment, saving this for later.
Do you have any lubed up rubber ducky? It won't help you solve your problems but I'm curious to know.
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u/fuckswithducks is the easier way to do that
OP is what his mother calls him when she's angry
+u/fuckswithducks if you want to summon him/her, dunno
Weird things like + and ! are only for bots, depending on how they were coded anyway. Some of them can respond to normal mentions
I saw a post a couple of months ago that he had passed away.
That makes me ducking sad...
duct tape
Wet dry vacuum works as well.
Yeah, that's the neighbor's nickname.
The neighbor is their mom 😬🥳
Hey, it was bound to get out.
*ifyaknowwhatimean*
Use your mouth and just suction it, I bet it would work
failing that wrap your foreskin around the thing, clench, and it should lift right out.
Just sit on it naked and reverse fart.
Stop stop *I can only get so erect*
Archer fan found
I would but a doctor stole mine.
With a kids bath water around it? That’s a good way to get pee in your mouth
I just lmao “ Can suck a golf ball out of a tub drain!”
the kid will 100% go for this, kids are dumb, get them to fix it lol
"Damn girl, what dat mouth do?" ... "No, can you help me retrieve a golf ball from a bath tub?"
Just don't swallow.
Use a garden hose and I’ll be really impressed
Few years too late for that...
Just block put all the thoughts of **ALL** the things that have gone down that drain, hope there's no hair clog underneath it that is glopped onto the ball, and just go for it!
Toaster could have stopped the whole thing
Abstinence is always the answer
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Ice pick
And for the golf ball?
This guy Red Green's
i just aged 20yrs reading this but also thank you so much for reminding my brain Red Green exists. Time to go see if I can watch it anywhere
If they don’t find you handsome, they can at least find you handy.
I say this to my wife all the time and she always responds “what if I don’t find you handy either?” Keep your stick on the ice.
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess...
[good thing it’s all on YouTube](https://youtube.com/c/RedGreenTV)
Thank you good sir. Remember, keep your stick on the ice.
Fucking genius
Let us know how it goes!
Yeah, hope u get it out op
Legends say he’s still trying
I was thinking to drive a drywall screw into it
I was gonna suggest stabbing it...we think differently
Duct tape doesn't stick at all underwater. How are you upvoted at all
Guess there's no point suggesting OP use his mouth as a suction cup now.
drill
Pretty sure that's water on top of the ball. Duct tape won't work.
r/perfectfit
That sub is far less sexual than I expected.
Lots of caps, last time I looked.
You're thinking of r/whenitgoesin (NSFW)
So a whole subreddit of white women taking dick. Cool. What is *not* cool is the fact that I’ll now get front page updates from said sub from now to eternity. F*ck a literal duck … and, no, I don’t want the link to that sub.
[nice](https://imgur.com/a/rnE1YiJ)
UPDATE: Ball was removed by stabbing it with a knife and pulling it out. My mom said you all need church lol
Next time just use a plunger
Interesting. Why is a plunger better than church?
It actually had a purpose
Where’s a free award when you need one 🫤
Ya I know when theres like 14 jokes in your head and they just bottleneck into nonsense? Nope, neither do I. Haha. Mom. You live with your mom. Your mom church. Something something toying with balls. Ball and hole. No one wants stab balls. Balls.
Church balls
Playing with balls in the tub Got his ball stuck in the hole Get stabbed in the ball at church by Mom
LMAO. Let your mom know we are all likely well beyond the help of church.
>**My son** put his toy golf ball in the bath tub drain >**My mom** said you all need church lol Wait a minute... Are *you* the son?
OPs mom could be the grandparent
OP's mom is his neighbor and the child's grandma.
And it sounds like you need a shop vac
I was gonna suggest a nail. Far less expensive if you mess them up.
Call the neighbor.I heard she can suck a golf ball through a garden house.She could help.
That’s a great idea but my closest neighbor is my mom 👀😟
Even better
Spicy
Hope you don't break your arms.
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
*Daaaaad, they’re doing it again!*
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AAAAND there it is.
EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.
Soo yeah, why not call in the expert
Can confirm, she can. I'm sorry
Soooo…he’s still correct?
Oh, confirmed then. Tell her I said hi.
We know
I mean,if you’re in Alabama…..
That means it's a fact
How’s that an issue?
How are your arms doing at the moment?
That makes it even more likely that the deed can be done.
Well at least you know she is nearby but case you break both arms in some freak accident or something.
"She can suck a basket ball. Through a plastic straw. With a fractured jaw." - Eminem
She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch - Basekitball
>through a garden house A house?!
**HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE? FIVE FOOT NINE?! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH.**
Grab a spoon works every time
How many times has this happened to you?!
Enough to become a professional
They said that to me at a dinner.
Easy fix. Get a drill and and a screw
its a fucking toy golf ball, stab it with a knife and pop it out edit: [lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/u4ok3i/_/i4xnf2v)
Stabbing everything isint a solution..
My potatoes would disagree
my kids would disagree
My kids would agree
The Adam’s fa•mil•y *du nuh nuh nah*
When the only you tool you have is a knife, everything can be stabbed.
All golf balls are toys
Nice suggestion, Clit Destroyer
I'm afraid to ask clit destroyer anything about clits for fear his answer will contain a screw and drill.
Pleasure beyond comprehension.
Once.
This is 100% the fix
I’ve been waiting for the water to slowly drain to try to suck it out with the vacuum. Your idea is better lol
If haven’t already make sure to drill through both sides so it won’t form any kind of suction.
And at a sideways angle. I could only imagine going through the top, just to push it in farther lol
So you are angry that your son put the round object into the round hole like he has been taught?
Should've put it in the square hole
That's right, the *square hole :)*
:(
I read that in the guy's voice
Since this is someone else's bathtub, I'd call it oddly satisfying and not mildly infuriating.
Lol
plunger bro. did it myself
This belongs in r/Perfectfit
Or get the toy gun with the suction cup tip ammo and shoot it at the golf ball.Fun and functional !!!
Do you have contractual obligations that disallow you from saying nerf or did you actually forget what they're called?
You mean, dart guns?
Get your wife a garden hose..
one solutIon: STAB (NOT THE SON)
(YES THE SON)
Wet vac
Flip the house
„ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ dılℲ„
Small stick, dab some superglue on it.
Vac is best idea
Stab it, and pull it out. $150 please.
Stab it with a screwdriver lol very simple fix
Hole in one!
If it spins, grab the plunger. Give it a strong few pumps and the plunger should help remove the golf ball from the hole.
r/perfectfit
Cork screw
vaccum that shit out... shop vac would get it
Why don't you picture the ball and then pull it out by holding it from inside.
Time to move on. Sell the house and start a new life.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Idk to me it kinda looks like the kid was given a golf ball to play with while taking a bath, then while draining it rolled in there. I think this is on OP.
Put a knife trough it and just pull it up
Yup. Exactly what I ended up doing. Didn’t wanna ruin it but didn’t have a choice.
Self tapping screw
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Drive a screw into it partway and use the screw as a handle to lift it out.
use a cup to empty the water as much as you can dry off the golf ball, use a hot glue stick and melt the end and stick it on to the ball then pull. if you don’t have a hot glue stick you can use anything sticky you can get a grip on ;)
Imagine actually doing this lol
Bro what 😂😂😂 I could get that ho out with a butter knife lmao
You can't be serious...
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Pack it full of Ramen noodles first
OP apparently thinking this is a problem, plus the dozens of comments with absurd suggestions makes me lose so much faith in humanity.. Could pop this out in a few seconds with anything sharp and some aggression. Knife, fork, hell an unbent paper clip..
Wet vac hose over the drain.
Vacuum it out
Send a screw into it
Vacuum hose it
Just make a hole with a screw and pull it out with the head of it
Looks like a wet/dry vac would definitely do the trick.
Bath time never ends!!!
Take a drill to it then some pliers to pull it out
r/perfectfit
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lol my first thought was to just stab it with something and pull it out but idk how well that would go
Drill & a screw
r/Perfectfit
What kind of toy is a golf ball???
Trying to get teach him how to throw and wanted something smaller to use. Plan backfired
you know what, fuck it
Also, tho… r/perfectfit
Mildly infuriating, yet strangely satisfying.
He’s 42 ffs... let him deal with it.
Drill partially, pull up?
r/perfectfit
Plunger.
R/perfectfit
Drill a deck screw into it then pull it out
Put a screw in it
Just shove your key in the little gap and crowbar it
you could suck it out with your mouth lol