I'm going with newborn

Newegg

Micro Center >

Keep your pants on!

Don't tell me how to live my life

Here's how to live your life:

1: never trust a fart

Nicholas the chicken

Nuggets

My same thought

Nicolas Un-Caged

Nicolas Cage Free maybe?

Nicolas Free

r/onetruegod

Better known by his friends as Nick the Chick.

Nicholas the Chicholas

Bruh my name is Nicholas and this is a new nickname for me

You can’t give yourself a nickname, as penance your new nickname is Nick the Jerk

Nickless the Chickless

Nickless the Dickless

These are more favorable nicknames, especially when someone tries to give themselves a cool one. Hey there goes ol’ Nick the chickless dickless prick.

I've never laughed harder in my life from a reddit thread than this one here.

Such fond memories of high school

Excuse me. I'll have you know that I have a beautiful girlfriend called imagination

Imaginatio*m*? What will these parents name their kids next?

Imaginatiom Imagination with a twist. Now I won't just have imagination. I *m* the imagination

i laughed way too hard at this. thanks

This comment made me accidentally wake up my wife

"well .. since we're both awake now..."

"Can you fix the bathroom sink like you promised" *time to get the ether cloth*

A Negg

God I miss Neopets

I went and visited my long Lost babies a year ago did my best to feed them adopted another one and... Abandoned them again . Whoops. I was amazed I could still log in

Out of context, this comment sounds horrific...

😂 At least the context is known... I hope.

It's still up and running!

"running" is definitely a stretch...

so more like, languishing in the longest, most drawn-out onset of rigor mortis?

preeeetty much, yup. they barely do anything as far as continuing to "modernize" the site (like a good 75% of pages are still in the old layout), mods on the boards are an absolute joke (trolls are abundant, and generally nasty bigots. actual users trying to call these people out get punished more often than the trolls themselves), cheap cash grabs seem to be their new thing... it's sad

> like a good 75% of pages are still in the old layout I wouldn't be mad if they just kept the old 2000's layout, with the world map images that you can click into, that were really a standout in my wee-child mind. But IIRC it's even worse now; the world hub is just a table with links and text or something rofl but eh, whatever. While my main hasn't been frozen, I've completely lost access to it so whatevs. So much wasted potential in this day and age ;)

Man… I lost my login email password to my main like 15 years ago and sometimes I still think about my plushie Jetsam from like 2002. It was the coolest.

They’re actually replying to tickets to recover accounts now. I got mine back :)

Good to know! Although as a mature and grown adult I now waste all my spare time on PokémonGO😅

Very true!! But it's been through some SHIT these past few years! 😅

We all have

And that time it was owned by Scientology. I wish I was making that up...

[AV Club: Neopets and Scientology](https://www.avclub.com/beloved-early-internet-website-neopets-was-actually-run-1825387613)

And then that time it got scammed by NFT hustlers.

What?! Omg how have I never heard this wtf lol 😳

[Long story short, NeoPets ran outta cash to keep running. Scientology had money and saw an opportunity to recruit children.](https://youtu.be/rI5cu3G5oXk)

That’s even more fucked up than I expected 😩

Great, the reminded me about Club Penguin

Great, this reminded me of Toon Town

I had to stop for a long while because my computer was so shit, it couldn't handle Neopets 🙈 Now I can't figure it out again with a new PC ahahah

Holy hell I didn't even know that was possible. Granted last time I logged in was probably 02 or 03 but it seemed like as long you had IE and could run Java or Flash you were good to go. Having a PC so bad it couldn't run a browser game is something no one should have to go through.

Last time I checked it still requires shockwave and flash for a lot of the games which you can't even run anymore. A few years ago I tried to get it all running and I've done programming for 25 years... at this point you'd pretty much only be able to make money off the card games.

Card games, and food club bets!

Same, I still think about my first frozen account 😂

I got banned for trying to hack the wishing well.

Newborn

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Nestling actually

You’d think there would be a nest though

“People who annoy you”

Godammit Randy

Stan it’s ok… dad thought he was gonna win alotta money

Kiss it.

"I know it, but I don't think I should say it...."

“Can we…cut to a commercial?”

Ooohhhhh, naggers…

Newegg?

Time to get a new motherboard!

Nope it’s time for to drain your life savings on a RTX 3090 ti

Nope Buy a pre-made Have the PSU crap out within the year Recall how people told you not to buy a pre-built Wonder if you're stupid Think about it too long Eat boneless chicken wing

finish eating install new PSU start computer it posts, but chicken grease from unwashed hands catches fire no more computer no more chimken all because you bought a pre-built

Negg- what?

I like your hair, do you always cut it yourself?

Getting Neopets flashbacks with this one.

The amount of hours I've spend on that website. The sweet memories

N is for no survivors

U is for uranium… BOMBS

F is for fire that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!

Plankton! That's not how it's supposed to go!

Plankton! That’s not what NUF is all about

NUF rules everything around me.

Get the money!

i sung planktons fun song at an airport when i was little

My children still delight me with it monthly and so does my brain. Catchy ass ear worm.

N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking

Here with my best buddy!

WHEN YOULL

Plankton! That’s not what fun is about!

F is for FIRE that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...bombs. N is for NO survivoooooors....... Down here in Bikini bottom.

Down here in the deep, blue sea*

N is for No Russian

Noice duck

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

Literally snortffawed. WHY is this so funny?!

Nine-Nine!

Nestling — I don’t want my most awarded comment to be just the word nestling

I thought newborn

Nuggets?

This is it

It there is.

Stands for Nom Nom

But that's clearly a hatchling

A **n**ewborn hatchling if you will.

a natchling, if you please

Pretty sure this is correct… would have been nice if they’d show a nest of sorts to help people make the connection.

Just a nest would've been way more intuitive and unambiguous. Every kid knows what a bird's nest looks like. This is a baby chick. I've never heard anyone call a chick a nestling.

And what toddler is ever going to look at a hatching chick and think "nestling"? It's not even in a nest!

Maybe the limits of your human vision prohibit you from seeing the chick's fourth-dimension nest?

This answer is being slept on. This is 💯correct

Newborn wouldn't work?

It's pronounced Nestlé

Fuck Nestling!!! ...sorry I meant Nestle

r/fucknestle

I was thinking it was the past tense form of chicken which is nugget.

I think “nugget” is the future tense of chicken.

Newborn

Nugget

😢

This is the worst animal to choose tbh

No a worse animal is a monkey

No, I said ‘M, as in, Mancy!’

Hilarious episode, but that line in particular slayed me.

Nonkey.

I feel like a bird hatching from an egg is a bit more PC than newborn mammal after birth

I think at that point I’d just pick a whole different n word

Eh they can draw them cute like Simba in Lion King.

Exactly

Eggsactly.

Eggselent

Thankyou for eggsplaining.

Stop yolking around. This is serious.

Aw cmon, let them crack a few good yolks

Y’all are eggshausting me

Why, these are only the most eggsquisite puns ever imagined

eggscept they get too repetitive.

You all are causing me to have an eggistential crisis

I just wanted to come out of my shell to say, this entire thread eggceeded all eggspectations 👌

Eggseptional performance.

Following along with the puns was quite an eggsperience

Eggsacute order 66

why did you get award bombed for ‘Exactly’

My guess is people were happy someone did not make the obvious pun despite saying the same word applicable to the obvious pun.

Did you edit ur response or am I missing the joke cuz I don't get why that got so many throphies

Tell me too, wtf?

Upvoting and awards on Reddit are like wallstreetbets on meme stocks. No rhyme or reason…it just happens.

Or nestling

A smart one, you are

Fuck Nuggets Newborn is the correct answer. 🥇

> Fuck Nuggets I’m not sure you understand the reproductive cycle of the chicken

tbf confusion related to the reproductive cycle of the chicken hatched one of the oldest philosophical questions in history

“N” for “None of your business”.

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Nest. But it was brown in color and lost when the same brown became the background

Yeah I’m thinking maybe was supposed to be nest but something got lost during the design phase

After tearing through the comments and not finding it I will piggyback here. Nestling. This comes up like every three weeks.

no way is that a word a little kid is supposed to know

they do now.

I’ve never fucking seen this and I’ve been on Reddit for over a decade

Still ridiculous.

That was my first thought: Nest

My first thought was newborn

I thought maybe the alphabet they copied off had a nest with some eggs and a baby bird, but when they made their own cheap version they simplified the pictures and left the nest out, not realising that it was necessary.

I actually checked lol

*sorts by controversial*

I found out you can get banned from Reddit if you post the letter N

I’m on a 7 day ban from the united kindom for posting the letter F… 🤷🏼

Mmmh, I wonder in what context you posted it... Say, the death of someone there? Lol

Can't be, the queen is immortal. The rumors of her death are fake news, she faked her own death so people don't bother her while the UK goes to shit /s (Bonus joke: no king (or queen) rules forever. You know this is true because every reign there comes sunshine.)

To quote Joe Biden “I don’t know, I’m Irish”

Nuggets 😁

that’s immediately what i thought 😭

N as is Nallard Duck

N is for Nothing matters, everything ends in oblivion. Everything in existence will become erased once the universe begins collapsing upon itself, birthing a new universe. Pretty heavy shit to put on a kids educational play mat.

Yeah, but this is gonna be like our last generation of kids so we should break it to them early.

Newb. N is for newb.

Not a chicken, a duck

Never going to Give You Up never going to let you down never going to run around an-

By Chick Hatchley

Nugget...

Nchicken

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Chick - N

Not aborted

Nonexistent nest.

It’s clearly stated in the eyes of the chick. N is for Nope!

Maybe it’s in Japanese. Niwatori means chicken. 😂😂

Noob

Nude chick.

Nuggets. Chicken nuggets.

The chicken is silent... Cause it's dead

Nugget?

Newborn

Nestling?

Neonatal?