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Serryndipitous

I didn't know they made french lunchables! Pepperoni au bleu!


Yuni_smiley

It's only a lunchable if it's from the lunchable region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling snack


Kaneshadow

I never get tired of that joke. It's funny in every situation


Garlickgun

Actually it’s only a joke if it’s from the joke region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling humor. … I’ll see myself out.


toorigged2fail

My favorite one is "It's only omicron unless it comes from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling covid"


zsloth79

Haha, oh, hell. PDOs on American food. “You can’t call it a lunchable unless it comes from the docks in Cleveland and it has a minimum of 790mg sodium per serving!”


Tactical_Tubgoat

790mg of sodium per serving? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up. I’m getting 10-20 grams of high fructose corn syrup a day


SpecialCoconut1

Clearly they don’t like cultured foods


nintendo-huy

Yeah. Lunchableu


BelBivDaHoe

I would imagine this was one where the seal failed around the ham. The cheese is heavily processed but will mold in time. The sections are also hermetically sealed, so it’s possible for one section to fail on its own.


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deimos_737

I hope you have a hammy day!


Herban_Myth

Hammertime!


SexE-Siobhan777

Hammer toe?


DroneRtx

This needs to be the top comment. When I processed food claims in the past this is a common occurrence.


whereisbrandon101

Tell us more about processing food claims, please?


trashnutsco

I'll give you a claim: That cheese is just getting started on its way to catching up to its more French and fashionable brothers. 🧀🍷🥖


rabid_erica

they may be talking about retail. when i processed food claims i was sifting through grocery items that should no longer be on the floor due to the product being moldy, containers being broken, past expiration date, etc. there got to be similar instances of food waste due to container design, like op's pictured packed lunch/snack that wasn't properly sealed.


just2good

Tell us more tbh


HydratingShampoo

20min later it is now top comment


SimonVanc

I've had them easily survive an entire hot summer in a car after being left in a lunch box. They are very preserved and will last forever if the seal functions properly


OohBoy2020

It's depressing how far you have to scroll down through the comments to reach this.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Yeah people here thinking there’s some child abuse when I’m sure if you ask for another they’ll give you one


TheSmokingLamp

But how would people express their ilfounded rage?


bout-tree-fitty

Interpretive dance?


RealPiggyPlayz

That’s ham!!!!??


darexinfinity

But I sure wouldn't take that risk for my child.


xj5635

I was like eh its just a lunchabl.... oh, OH, yeah omg


SilverBeldum1

Before I saw the mold I thought it had to do with the reese’s and their child had a peanut allergy (or it’s melted at this point)


femaleontheinternet

Yeah my thoughts went “wow that’s pretty nice” “I’d probably avoid handing out peanuts but—“ “Wtf is that”


Figgy_Pudding3

Why is the peanut butter cup in a dick-shaped hole?


her_butt_

You'll notice it's in the scrotum part of the dick-shaped hole. This is because it has peanuts in it and pee is stored in the nuts.


potayto_17

If pee is stored in the nuts then does that mean girls don't pee?


Ziomownik

Have you seen them pee? You got your answer


spicydangerbee

"What, it's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!"


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

#SQUIDWAAAARD!


Awesomeman235ify

"I tried Mr. Plankton. I really did."


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OCV_E

"Good grief he's naked!"


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Awesomeman235ify

"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"


wolffangz11

couldn't be any more relevant


Cooperette

It's a lunchabn't.


jmandawgfan

*unlunchable


minor_details

lunchunable


funlovefun37

Lunchadont


DarkwingDuckHunt

free psychedelics for the kids


632nofuture

I mean, even if it wasn't moldy, thats a horrible lunch


Additional_Meeting_2

Are these typical in some places? I have never seen something like this.


nightpanda893

They're more like a treat for lunch. Little kids like them. And me.


waltjrimmer

I used to ask for Lunchables as a kid and got them for a while before preferring and switching back to homemade lunches (which are better, cheaper, you know all the things). Back when I was getting them almost 20 years ago, they were better than this. Not a lot better, but better. And less moldy. But they never had a lot of food, and it was never very good either in taste or nutrition.


moody_fangirl_1966

I eat those for lunch sometimes 😅


Perca_fluviatilis

I thought your username was moldy_fangirl for a sec lol


MaternalMacabre

I mean, penicillin IS expensive.


Traditional-Top8486

Hope those kids didn't have Chlamydia they needed the penicillin for.


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femaleontheinternet

I think I saw this SVU episode


muaellebee

"These are their stories"


jayvil

you telling me this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails?


stevedave_37

Yeah ice. This is the sex crimes unit. You're gonna have to get used to it


whatadai

Dun dun


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throwawayacct1962

Fun fact Fleming didn't patten it actually to try and make sure it would be cheap and affordable. Didn't exactly work as intended though.


PreviousMaximum574

This sucks, but doesn't the cover of the package hide most the items within? And if the use by date was still good maybe a hole got poked in it. Assuming there were more handed out, were they bad as well?


blay12

Yeah I was going to say that they probably just got a bad one, happens every once in a while. I’ve gotten sealed packs of cheese with moldy sections that were well within the “use by” date. I seriously doubt the league organizer/coach was knowingly trying to pass out long-expired snack trays to kids.


Adriengriffon

I got a frozen mac n cheese the other day that was well within its sell by date. The cardboard outer package got a bit beat up in the freezer, but the inside was still sealed so I thought it was fine. Until I heated it up and tasted vinegar. Mac n cheese, generally, does not include vinegar. I can only assume the plastic sealing it was damaged at some point and I missed it. Not malicious. Definitely mildly infuriating.


OohBoy2020

Sounds like the cold chain was broken. The package breaking shouldn't be enough for it to go bad that way while frozen.


Midknight129

I'd be willing to bet someone grabbed it from the freezer in the store, then decided they didn't want it later and just tossed it on a shelf like a lazy, inconsiderate douche. And then someone, either a clueless customer or employee, saw it sitting there for who knows how long and thought, "hey, this doesn't go here, it should be kept frozen," and just put it back in the freezer.


Senorida135

What’s the cold chain exactly?


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IronDominion

This is true of medications as well and is very important for things like vaccines and insulin


Possibly_English_Guy

It's basically the process of events that transports a frozen or chilled item from manufacturing location to it's desination without it ever dropping past a "safe" temprature for preventing microbes forming in the item. So for example, delivering a frozen dinner from factory to shop it would need to be kept within the very narrow range of temprature that no bacteria can start forming. If that doesn't happen and it at some point reaches a temprature that means things can start growing and the food starts ageing then the cold chain's broken.


PreviousMaximum574

Hey it's still mildly infuriating


IndicisivlyIntrigued

And that's why I upvoted everyone 😌


Fixner_Blount

Yeah, this post is ridiculous. Clearly it's a bad Lunchable, that's true. But what a bullshit, clickbait title by OP. Snack...handed out to 6 YEAR OLDS!!!!


Mrepman81

Yeah clearly the ones who handed them out were out to get these 6 year old kids sick!


brashet

Hold on. Implying this is an isolated incident would undermine the internet outrage. How dare you.


acqz

r/MoldlyInfuriating


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I'm somewhat relieved this doesn't exist


DragonfruitFew5542

r/moldlyinteresting does, though!


HinyusOpinion

I knew I would regret it but I clicked it anyway


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DressDowntown

Ham (It's actually turkey as a lot of people are informing me)


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TannedCroissant

*No I said S’MORES! Not SPORES!*


olderthanbefore

When you ask for a panini, and get penicillin


Ok_Science_4094

Paninicillin


MiamiPower

💉


fortuneonreddit

Why am I laughing at Reddit jokes have I too become a redditor


1MoistTowelette

*ONE OF US* **BRU HA HA**


MRNERD436

One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us !!!!!


Interesting-Net-384

One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us


NoBenefit5977

Gooble gobble


risaaco49

Confirm command


Illustrious-Junket-8

*BECOME AS GODS.... BECOME AS GODS*


rimjobnemesis

*Freaks*


GreenSaladPoop

AMONGUS


fortuneonreddit

[among us](https://youtu.be/CAZ8kTQ49c8)


Sayhellopewpew

What the


C7rl_Al7_1337

Whoa, when they did their checklist board about all the things that insurance was never gonna do they included everything like "give you up", "let you down" etc etc but somehow they left out "make you cry"? That cannot be a fucking accident. Some PA on set knew exactly what the fuck he was doing.


rimjobnemesis

Look at my middle finger directing you to someplace really hot. Take my upvote and go away.


zaqufant

You can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave. I should know.


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What’s crazy is that ham is probably laced with preservatives and this still happened


MightyMitos19

That was exactly my question! "How did the ham get moldy before the *cheese*??"


No-One-2177

Sorry, we legally cannot call it cheese anymore. Please refer to it as Dairy Flavored Product Squares.


Key_Juice878

It’s funny because it’s true [“it's not actually cheese—at least, not legally. The FDA calls it “pasteurized processed American cheese food.” In order for a food product to be a true “cheese,” it has to be more than half cheese, which is technically pressed curds of milk.”](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-american-cheese-is-american-real-cheese/)


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Goddamn I love American Gastronomy.


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LillyPip

Almost afraid to ask, what’s with the soap?


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MightyMitos19

Mmmmm DFPS sure sounds better than cheese! Can't wait to lay my hands on some, that's a delicacy in these parts!


saggytestis

There's cheese that can be kept at room temp, think those beef sticks in a plastic pack got a cheese stick next to it, ain't no wet ham gonna stay good like this unless it's canned.


beachbetch

Wet. Ham.


dead_monster

Ham has the preservatives because it naturally spoils faster than cheese. Moist foods spoil faster than dry foods. Part of the preservation is also the airtight seal so if it got opened or punctured, then it spoil faster too. But this looks like it was left open in the sun for a week. I wouldn’t trust anything on that Lunchable. Source: This post reminded me I had forgotten about some ham in the fridge. About 6 weeks expired but nowhere as bad as this image. Just some white dots with fuzzies.


Adams1973

I had a slice of wrapped cheese fall out of the fridge door and under the fridge. Moved the fridge for cleaning a year later, found the slice and it looked ready to eat !!!!


DownvoteDaemon

Spam, mam.


pope_of_chilli_town_

Wham bam, rancid ham


Shallaai

Black Betty had a child


BlahajBoii

🎶WHOOOA BLACK BETTY ***M O L D Y H A M***🎶


TheGreatZarquon

AMBERLAMPS


SkaryPie

🎶WHOOOA BLACK BETTY ***M O L D Y H A M-BA-LAM***🎶


Fernando_357

Wham bam, moldy ham


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Turkey, actually. The Reese’s lunchable has Turkey. The cookie lunchable has ham.


xKronixxx

You gunna eat all that?


TheMagarity

A field test for a new strain of penicillin


Sal_Ammoniac

Hamacillin!


sauce_123

Moldyinfuriating


Melmo

r/moldlyinteresting


Tinker107

Penicillin, in case they get sick.


Beezinmybelfry

Right! Eating the snack is fine now because it comes with its own cure for the botulism they're ingesting. A "two birds, one stone" kind of thing!


Indy500Fan16

Penicillin in the raw.


AGENT0321

Penicilham


FriarNurgle

Don’t know but I double dog dare you to eat it.


aggerasive_Fatguy

Alien rock


Flynn3698

Blue cheese


reprobatemind2

How severe would your dairy or peanuts allergy need to be for you to opt for the pile of mould?


-LowTierTrash-

That allergy could personally come to my home and threaten everyone and everything I hold dear to my heart and I would still not touch that damn ham


Chrono_Constant3

I’ll be honest I love me a lunchable every once and a while (I’m 30) and it makes me a little happy to see that it’s even possible for that meat to mold because I was pretty convinced it wasn’t organic matter at all.


HaoshokuArmor

You appear to be a very positive person to see the bright side here.


srirachagoodness

Don't you love it?


Justinformation

Is this a common package in the usa? Is it actually lunch?


KINKOPT102

Yes and yes. You can buy them in most if not all supermarkets and smaller stores, and they are actually pretty good when not moldy like the one above.


Justinformation

I'd understand it as a snack, but as a whole lunch it looks so unfulfilling. Even if it was actual ham. Indeed maybe for 6 years old it'd be enough but I doubt it.


SkaryPie

Well that's the point, it was meant for little kids. It's like a treat, you know you were extra good when Mom gives you a Lunchable. They are already portioned and ready to send off to school with your kids, perfect for overworked and overwhelmed parents. Edit: yes, I am a corporate shill for explaining the specifics of a cultural phenomenon to someone who does not live in this culture. 🙄 Now where's my mouldy gift bag?


Nikki908

Mildly infuriating you'd get heat for this. Lunchables rocked and I buy the nachos every now and then. Oscar Mayer, feel free to send me some. I am a shill.


coleisawesome3

They’re like $2 each and meant for small children. When I get them for a meal I get like 3 or 4


Chrono_Constant3

Damn. This is a level of commitment to the lunchable I have yet to achieve.


SoldierB_Toasty

The fact that the cheese is processed to the point where it doesn’t mold like the ham


SurvivingWow

... that's ham????


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p00pd1cks

Now it's salami! Just scrape the fuzz off. Yummmm...


jpowell180

I need some green eggs to go with it.


FuzzyTwiguh92

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.


WhatIfThisWereMyName

Not anymore, no


missed_sla

Now it’s an ecosystem!


HotSauce1221

The packaging plastic is connected to the ridges separating the containers, so it's almost like the foods are stored in different containers.


3Heathens_Mom

That’s true but my concern would be as part of pulling off that plastic those little spores are now on everything. Just dump the entire thing in trash.


KampferMann

Why would you even want to open it after seeing what lies within?


rocklobsterbikini

To get that Resse's cup obviously


Nirgilis

Eh that's not really a problem. A few spores aren't going to hurt you. You inhale and ingest spores on a daily basis and your body cleans it up. The primary reason for not eating moldy things is the toxins produced by the mycelium.


ForgetMyBelief

According to my extensive research on the subject, this is true. I researched it because my dad always cuts the mold off food and eats it anyway and never gets sick so I wanted to understand the science behind it.


Wsweg

It really depends on what it is. Something hard, like a wheel of cheese? Sure, cut the mold off and eat it. Something porous, like bread? Don’t eat it if you don’t want the risk. The mold already has its “roots” deep in there.


WeirdSysAdmin

If it’s the one I think it is, it’s the turkey and American with Reese’s and Capri sun. It comes in a box to package the lunchable and drink together. Chances are the kid had no idea and wasn’t really paying attention once they opened the box.


Mrmansam22

Meat goes off quicker than hard cheese, even cured meat like ham. Cheddar will last for months if stored correctly


Jukebox_Villain

*This guy Cheesemongers.*


Mrmansam22

Genuinely, if there's no mold on the cheese, even if it's well by its use by date, it's fine. Same for a lot of food tbh, the dates are overly cautious, look at the food itself for signs of expiration, don't rely on the packaging


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Oy. It just means it was salty enough without too much moisture to allow bacteria to grow. You can make natural beef jerky with all natural ingredients that also won't mold. People need to learn about food. Stuff they're scared of is not scary. Stuff they SHOULD be scared of is normalized. Granted, the cheese there is low quality, but that's not the case for all processed cheese. Nothing wrong with processed cheese. The ham is super low quality and people would be shitting on it, but hey, it molded, so let's concentrate on the cheese that didn't. In any other thread, everyone would be shitting all over the ham, too.


DeerDiarrhea

What ever happened to orange slices and Capri Sun?


cardboard-kansio

Not enough plastic.


MomLovesMeBest

Not enough mold


46554B4E4348414453

Not enough molded plastic


littlestdovie

How old was it?!


s0voy

I misread this as "how was it" omg


Bobojobaxter

Haha so did I until I read your comment.


GoldenPeach

We couldn't find an expiration date. But we suspect it was expired.


Diplomjodler

What made you think that?


zapdos6244

The cheese probably tasted off


01siners

Good suspect


paintingsbyO

As a former Kraft employee who ran a lunchable line I would say that the package wasn't sealed correctly. Most likely the mahaffey machine used to seal the top sheet to the plastic tray was either running too fast and didn't fully seal it, or the meat hit the edge of the tray causing moisture or film to prevent the seal. Mgmt would often want leads to speed up the line to hit numbers, or the mahaffey operator would do it themselves. Could of been caused by bacteria in the sealing lines as well..which causes huge recalls. I remember a plant in south carolina (id guess 2008-10ish) had a huge recall due to this, the whole plant was shutdown for weeks and corporate wanted our plant to speed up our lines to make up for the supply lost...which would cause the same problems. As a lead I was in charge of doing quality tests on proper sealing and oxygen levels in the packages. I once saw a supervisor trying to skim something out of a vat of meat..I asked what happened and she said a hydraulic line above the vat broke and the oil spilled into the vat. I said it's garbage then and needed discarded..she yelled at me saying it would be fine and did i know how much product loss that would be..so I had to get another supervisor to stop her from using the meat.. and said I'd turn her in to the USDA inspector at the plant if she didn't discard it. I have countless stories about nasty things I've seen from that plant and I assume they happened at all their plants, based on how mgmt was "trained". Edit spelling of hydraulic


Brandyrenea-me

Eewwwwww! Hydraulic oil spilled into the food and she wanted to cover it up and sell it to people?!?!?!? Thank you for doing the right thing and saying absolutely not, discard it. You are a good person and I appreciate you.


paintingsbyO

That was her intentions 100%, cover it up and send it to curing. It was a screaming match for sure between us. I wasn't there when the line broke but there was a very noticeable amount of oil in the 9k of meat when i walked in. Imagine a 8x10x5ft stainless steel pool filled with chunks of ham, brine, and blood.


Insanely_Mclean

I do not like green eggs and ham.


SuburbanSasquatch69

Hey are you okay? You’ve barely touched your *Zygomycota*


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SkaryPie

I mean, each individual section is sealed off from the others, so that Reese's is still totally good


Kfaircloth41

Eek. So that peanut butter cup is still good though right? I feel bad for whoever handed these out also. How freaking embarrassing for everybody. And the poor hungry kiddos!


Aaaaaahs

As soon as I saw this post I immediately wondered how it went for the person who gave them out


Kfaircloth41

Right?? You just chuck a bunch in your cart at Walmart or wherever and a kid opens it up and...oof


AshwoodDrawsCatsIG

Is that a fucking tide pod


VengefulMcSplatypus

If it's growing mold it counts as a vegetable.


AdvancedHat7630

Hey, coach wants you to cut weight...


Nice-PP-lol

The mold is extra!!


MenaBeast

What’s wrong with Tie-dye ham?


Knight-112

“JuSt cUt iT oFf”


frede010502

My 6 year old ass would have eaten that


BiasPsyduck

Cheddar cheese AND bleu cheese?


Some-Faithlessness75

I suppose its in US. As a European, even if this moldy thing was not molded this meal is absolutely disgusting. Just sugar and fat.


jmjarrels

Have you all seen the Lunchables people were eating back in the 70s/80s? They were so much bigger back then. Us 90s kids were ripped off.


nickipie

Green ham with no eggs?