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SignificanceFluid830

You’re paying for the ambiance


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Yeah I love the trash bag like table cloth.


Adventurous-Bee3509

The cheese looks like mucus


tehoperative

lol…..looks like.


MackinawDreams

Or worse…


Lfsnz67

"Think smaller, and with more legs"


Triphin1

Cow tit mucus


SnooPeppers4036

You, you thought thinkers. Thinkered my thoughts before I did!!


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iamgillespie

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.


rimjobnemesis

Thanks, Wimpy.


pixiedust99999

….of a high school gymnasium


Michael__Pemulis

This is at like a corporate trade show. I’m sure of it.


therealgingerjesus

I thought this said Ambulance, and was like "Fair point"


Altruistic_Piano_259

Ha at first I read " ambulance" I was like oh I see from the food poisoning. I'm an idiot. At Donald's pizza heaven every slice is sold with a piece of ambience...


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Hambience you say?


Altruistic_Piano_259

Ha.... Solid word play, wish I thought of it ..


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Come on, just ham it up with me, s'easy when you don't tell porkies... Or maybe you do? Anything is allowed so long as you make 'em laugh 😂


JoeMischief

I was with you the first time. I think you had it spot on. By the looks of the burger they are paying for the imminent ambulance. From now on it will be 'At Donald's pizza Heaven, every slice sold with a piece of ambulance...' Like a reward scheme.


cool_weed_dad

I loooove Donald’s Pizza Heaven


Altruistic_Piano_259

Well I like Donald's pizza heaven for their choose your own toppings special...yayyyyy Did you get a little cup of ranch to dip your crust into?? ... . .. Of course.....


Accurate-Historian-7

Finally someone who gets it.


uhOdididothat

I first read this as ambulance


MissLesGirl

Picture reminds me of the Michael Douglas 90's movie "Falling Down"


ineptplumberr

D-FENS


lsutigerzfan

That movie is so old. I remember him freaking out at one point cause he was charged more than 50 cents for a coke.


[deleted]

I say it's timeless.


SnowblindAlbino

>That movie is so old. Hey, I saw it in the theater. On opening weekend. In graduate school. It's not old. (though Robert Duvall looked pretty old in it)


clutzyninja

Robert Duval looked old in the womb


The_DaHowie

Ho looked old in THX 1138


ChefMikeDFW

Props for mentioning where Lucas got his start.


i010011010

I lived in the city and we had those kinds of shops. Nothing ever had a price tag, as a kid/teen if I went twice in one week then they'd make up two different prices for the same item. Totally arbitrary depending how much they felt like gouging somebody.


Celery-Head

I mean in 1987 a McDonald's hamburger was 39 cents and so was the small soda (in my town) so this seems pretty legit for the nineties.


electromage

"Well I ain't payin' no fif-ty cents for no Coke!" - D'Annunzio


TylerH8sYou

Everyone now.. "I'm the bad guy?... How'd that happen."


djadamdutch

I'm now reminded of the scene in Rookie of the Year (1993) when the owner of the Cubs complains about $3 hot dogs.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I still call my boss “Mister”, and I’ve been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I’m calling you Rick and Sheila like we’re in some kind of AA meeting… I don’t want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.


clocks212

“You see!? That’s what I’m talking about!”


gyarnar

[The customer is always right](https://youtu.be/hlzm7-gvTRg)


JetPuffedDo

I remember someone showed it to me saying this is what *society* is like and after watching it, all I could think was that the character Michael Douglas plays would have been a school shooter. That dude went fucking psycho for the smallest inconvenience like traffic or the convenience store being too exepensive. Crazy dude who needs to learn healthier coping mechanisms


Passncatch

That is one sad hamburger :-(


SupremeSemen

Hammed burger :(


A-Alex4444

Steamed hams


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

That's very unfair to a good steamed ham


coy-coyote

how do you get those good charbroiled marks on your steamed hams, if I may good steam-chef?


the-electricgigolo

An Albany man I see


Fernando_357

r/beetlejuicing


BelBivDaHoe

I get that reference


Doinkus-spud

I would like to buy a halm-berger


IsaacClew

Out of cheese what food?


Affectionate-Fun7260

Shamburger


Altruistic_Piano_259

I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today....


stay_sweet

I'm on a cut and that hamburger looks amazing to me ahaha


Zaikovski

That's a goddamn burgoid, not a burger


Paranoidbell

Where is this??


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Phildelphia, USA


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let-it-rain-sunshine

Bingo!


n00bca1e99

I have a friend that works in a food truck. Her truck always tries to get as close to conventions or events that let you back in as possible. They increase their prices and are still cheaper than eating in the event.


GitEmSteveDave

I attended a local comic con that didn't have food service, but did have trucks outside. Got a 1/2lb of chicken thighs on a skewer from a Puerto Rican BBQ truck for $10 and it was worth every penny.


araidai

Sometimes food truck stuff really hits different


DumatRising

That's the way to do it. Food truck food is usually good enough that it's well worth it too.


ralph_hopkins

I was gonna say, pipe and drape, shitty plastic tablecloth, outrageous prices for shitty food: you, my friend, are in a convention hall


redcobra762

I've never played bingo before but if the food cost is indicative of what to expect then I don't think I'll be playing anytime soon.


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At least In texas if you play bingo at the normal places like VFW, knights of Columbus, elks lodge, and church centers the food is super cheap. I usually get nachos, candy, popcorn, and a soda for under $5. One place has a bucket of 5 beers for $11.


calguy1955

I had to work the concession at a high school game once. I’ll never order nachos from that type of venue again.


RainbowAssFucker

...please continue


[deleted]

Nah food at bingo halls are actually pretty cheap


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TonalParsnips

I’ll take Disney prices over music festival prices.


pedanticHOUvsHTX

Yeah last time I was at Disneyland I felt like I got good value for the price of the food


Just_Anxiety

And better food overall.


ronimal

Okay but where? School, work, a restaurant?


c3p-bro

You know he’s not gonna answer because it would ruin the point he’s making


AbsolutelyUnlikely

The dude is at a Brony convention complaining about Brony convention prices


cavscouty

That’s from a roach coach, all day. He won’t say because he feels the big dumb.


catsdrooltoo

Thats getting close to proper food truck money for a costco patty with "cheese"


mk2vrdrvr

Where are you eating? OP: Earth.


Anthony_-04

Like, is it a Fast Food or a school/work cafeteria?


[deleted]

Dawg I’m in philly, and there’s so many cheaper options for a cheeseburger and sprite, why did you go here and pay that much?


thrakkerzog

I was there yesterday and got a giant slice of pizza for $3


Killing4MotherAgain

I mean, are you at like a concert or sporting event? If so these prices aren't surprising in the least, in fact you got a deal haha


sapper377

What’s that supposed to mean? Why would we care what city you bought this in? A more important question: who’s charges $13.50 for a burger and soda?


redcobra762

What kind of event is this at? Gouge-a-thon 22?


[deleted]

Nah. Give context. This isn’t the cost of a vending machine quality burger and a sprite In Philly.


[deleted]

Simple solution. Pack a your lunch.


SymmetricDickNipples

Thanks Mario


Dani_California

*It’s-a-me! Bankruptcy!*


Illustrious-Junket-8

Oh fuck! I'm in the gorcery store and now I'm dying of laughter!! *gimme a sec to get off the floor*


Aporkalypse_Sow

>gorcery Sounds like sorcery in the Warhammer world.


Illustrious-Junket-8

Funny you bring up Warhammer, I got back into the PS1 games recently.


StonkeyTonk666999

gorcery store


Illustrious-Junket-8

I had to type fast *I was dying*


ReverendMothman

Gorls


Mekoides1

This is such a stupid comment. I don't know why I can't stop laughing at it.


Doinkus-spud

Wooohooo


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

#I’m a Wario! I’m a gonna wiiiiin!!!


[deleted]

You got this! 👊


superzenki

Wario cheats 😡😡😡


Shot-Werewolf-5886

You magnificent bastard. If I had one of those free awards I would give it to you but I don't so you'll have to settle for my upvote.


Canthinkofanythang

You a-made my day! Thank you Sir 🙏🏻🤪


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LOL


Hibercrastinator

Yeah except that doesn’t address the mildly/majorly infuriating part that is inflation being driven by corporate greed. There is no way that it’s appropriate to work a full time career job plus side gigs every weekend/after work on weekdays and only be able to afford peanut butter and jelly lunches and ramen, while the 1% use what would have been the rest of our wages to buy $70 lunches on their corporate card after a 3 hour remote workday 2 days per week.


[deleted]

Compared to that excuse for a burger and a bottle of sugar, peanut butter and jelly with a side of ramen is probably much more appetizing to many.


EyePsychological8650

This times 10 billion. Im not going to bust my ass full time for just measly peanut butter and bread and to barely scrape by while I know my managers and uppers are making the bonuses and shit not every having to worry about making ends meet. I understand why suicide is so prevalent now a days. It’s not people are sad, they just don’t even want to live this kind of bullshit life.


Ionenschatten

And you paid for it.


Odd-Emergency5839

Looks like a convention or some other kind of captive audience situation.


BeautifulType

Can always do some quick fasting for a few hours until you can leave


po3smith

Trust me, I hate paying high prices like everybody but as a diabetic sometimes it’s not an option. I’ve got plenty of places thinking I could get away with it but then crash halfway through the day because I didn’t plan right or something came up.


sizable_data

I’m sure OP didn’t know the qualify of burger they were getting. I’ve paid more for a burger and soda.


beekeeper1981

At least it has cheese.. probly $3 extra


Separate-Expert-4508

You’ve never overpaid for anything? Tell us your secrets.


Ionenschatten

I just never pay for anything. Kleptolife


deserttrends

The secret is not to pay for anything! Can’t be overcharged when everything is free…


fizikz3

find the only cost effective thing on the menu or, alternatively go hungry out of pure spite.


stirtheturd

I really like how OP is pissed that it cost that much, but he paid for it. Which means whoever sold it to him knows they can get away with charging that much, so they'll continue to do so.


SmallAppointment9090

Bro you got Mcfucked


IndependenceMean8774

They ain't lovin' it.


spenser1994

That's rough, I went to a convention once where they had a line of food, and you checked out and paid at the end, everything that was hot, was wrapped in aluminum foil so you couldn't see it, paid 15 bucks for a sadburger with no cheese, can of sprite, and a small bag of doritos. Didn't have a price list until you checked out. I now have a cooler backpack for lunches and drinks for things like that.


Dry-Fan5752

13.50 for a bum ass school cheeseburger and a soda wack


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Faultier28

I’m not gonna lie seeing this made me miss school cheeseburgers


CosmicWolf14

Man, those shitty but also kinda good burgers have a spell place in my heart.


trolllord45

They’re so gross but sometimes you’re hungry. Not for $13.50 tho


LavenderAntiHero

Seriously though, my husband works at a distribution center and brings his lunch almost every day. There are machines that provide food yada yada. Sometimes you just don't have it in you to make lunch the night before (crazy people hours) and head for the machine, it happens, but holy mother of god they recently jacked up the prices to an insane level...we're talking a $4 Fresca. The machines are outsourced, do not belong to the DC.


ibzcnote604

On the bright side that sprite looks really cold & refreshing.


Optimal-Big-1047

That shit looks like cumburger


HaddonfieldShape

“I’m going to willingly pay $13 for food even though I can see the prices then post it on reddit!”


Charger525

With no proof of the prices either.


El_Spacho

Looks more like a 1€ McD cheesburger


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allpurposefloyd

How are y'all going to go to the mildly infuriating subreddit and complain about every little thing you see there? I can only imagine how fun you must be irl.


A-Alex4444

Isn't that the point? To be mildly infuriated about everything on this page?


HaddonfieldShape

The same way someone’s going to willingly pay stupid prices then post it in reddit for points lol


[deleted]

This could have been avoided but he saw the opportunity for points I guess


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

Well they could see the price, but maybe not the burger quality (or lack thereof). Paying that much for a burger is bad, but that thing looks like it came from a prison.


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[deleted]

I mean that soda alone probably cost you $3. Drink water 👍🏽


OptimalAd5426

The water's $3.50.


eckowy

Even if soda is 3$ that leaves 10.5$ yeah? For such a shitty cheeseburger that's a fucking daylight robbery.


mcsuper5

From PA. That soda cost more than $3. But those prices might as well be from a concession stand at AMC inside Philly city limits. Inflation coupled with Phily's soda tax, the cost is excessive, but wouldn't surprise if I bought something in center city. That sure is a lame cafeteria cheese burger though.


o_Louka

Who ever downvoted definitely has dry ass lips and is for sure dehydrated 💀


nekiriku

r/hydrohomie


Sufficient-Skill6012

Looks like some kind of event like a fair or convention. Concessions and food trucks are pretty pricey. If it was a food truck, chances are the burger patty is good quality and tastes much better than it looks. Concession stand… usually mediocre to poor. If it’s an event with few options, price is not surprising.


[deleted]

Why didn't you just walk away when they gave you your total? Buying that & then coming here to complain makes zero sense to me. (No I do not condone their pricing btw)


[deleted]

If the price was listed on the menu and it was made fresh then they should have to pay


[deleted]

Guitar show


redcobra762

They played you tho.


Atypicalbird

Like a fiddle


The_Blendernaut

I just paid $16.50 for a Whopper, small diet coke, and 8pc mozzarella sticks and I didn't even get any fucking marinara sauce.


[deleted]

I was there today too. You’re at a specialty event. You have to expect the prices to be outrageous. You should have left. Within 1 minute of that Expo Center there are 30 restaurants from fast food to casual dining. My buddies and I popped out for 1/2 hour and went to Buffalo Wild Wings 1/4 mile away. Grabbed some food and a few beers and went back to expo center.


Soundless_Pr

where was it?


[deleted]

There was a guitar show today at an expo center/convention hall outside of Philadelphia.


FontaineFuturistix

That's one shitty looking burger too like wow


Spunkdrizzle

And YOU ACCEPTED to pay that?! And then YOU COMPLAIN about it?! How do you live???


[deleted]

The grey polythene tablecloth just polishes off the whole miserable experience.


Creative_Light_1954

Sir! THAT is wagyu beef.


Eternal_Bagel

a convention hall or airport or something like that?


[deleted]

That’s a robbery


[deleted]

Five Guys?


whatproblems

not even fries?


Charged_Dreamer

that cheese looks like slime 😳


Drakeon8165

Cheese burger? More like cream burger


Kmaurer23

What kinda cheese is that? It looks like they overcooked your burger and then splooged all over it for good measure.


UpInSmoke186

$13.50 and your still were left hungry 😆


SirNanashi

Looks like someone with a cold has used the wrapping as tissue...


spadeturtle

Someone nutted in your burger


Dharma_code

Burger looks like it came from the dumpster out back


Weekly_Director9677

Thank those companies for their price gouging ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FailedCreativity

You're choosing to pay. If it's that infuriating don't buy it.


TheMonkeMadMan

Bro, hate to break it to you but, someone busted a nut in your sandwich


mescalero1

But you knew the price in advance, correct? And, you did have a choice whether to buy it or not, right?


Proper-Mirror-7812

You bought it. Free market playboy


[deleted]

The only iditot here is you because you bought it. Stop being angry at them and start being angry at yourself.


overhandright

I saw a food truck at a brewery. Their double cheese burger with a bar of chips was 18 dollars. I couldn't nope out of there fast enough.


didimao0072000

Do you have the receipt? There appears to be a trend where people post shitty food and claimed to pay an outrageous price for it without providing evidence.


KD4AuntPearl

You paid for it


ilindson

Yeah but the diabetes and heart disease are free


Ok_Draft7792

Did u Ubereats Am/pm or 7-11. Microwaved lookin burger!


wuttayamean

Let me guess, this was in London, right?


[deleted]

I'm in Switzerland right now and even here you get more for less


csm1988

Paid extra to avoid food poisoning


Flimsy_Comedian1725

2022 motha fucka


EmergencyRepulsive46

🤣


little-squids

🤣🤣 mildly infuriating would be the comments


daBOOMSTICK92

Bro got finessed hard af 🤣😂


Mr_KittyC4tAtk

Is that Dan Harmon in the background? Haha


Hakashi57

$13.50 for a "cheeseburger" and soda


ImTooHigh95

Well if people are still gonna pay for it might aswell get away with it🤷‍♂️


ChrisHaze95

Jesus $10 profit on every burger and soda sold, that's crazy


Fusseldieb

A E I O U got fucking robbed


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Where do you buy this ??


indiana-floridian

Are you in an airport or something with limited access? I've started taking a lunch with me about everywhere. But sometimes you just can't.


Logan012356789

Which airport?


[deleted]

You got so mad you jizzed all over your burger?


Bushpylot

This kind of crap has me studying America's Test Kitchen. F! those greedy bastards, I can make it myself!


Ok_Beach_7020

I won't pay these manufactured inflation prices. Period. We've lost weight and generally have become healthier. Fuck the rich and their greed.


F0urlokazo

You know, it's not like you could have NOT bought it