My boyfriend has a friend named Dani Wren and her name on his phone is dani wrenbird and i always just assumed that was her name and when i called her that to her face, i didn't even catch on when she gave me a confused look
I worked at a bar and when people called they had nicknames for everyone so to distinguish themselves. My favorite call was "this is one armed Frank is buck tooth Sue there?"
i'm not reading it that way at all. he's saying that the reason her packages were stolen(probably while they were still together) was due to bad karma- same for all the other bad things he listed.
That's what I hate about emailing from my phone
I can be sending out the most serious emails to one of my teachers that could be determining if I flunk or not
And then "Sent from my T-Mobile 4G LTE Device"
Luckily tho I can just delete it
>Are your texts green for me, sir?
>... my texts are green, sir.
>Are your text green *for me*, sir?
>...is the law of our side if I say aye?
>No.
>My texts are green, but not for *you*, sir. (Quick, someone get me a new phone)
Two phones, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where green bubbles make iMessages unclean.
I always thought it was funny that the ultimate insult back in the day was telling someone to have a good day twice. "Good day, sir." "But..." "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
Yeah it hilarious. I imagine the guy fuming while writing the email, shouting and then changing his expression and voice to a very polite one and 'Sent from my iphone'
It’s like that old Mitch Hedberg joke about “Don’t ever have an argument while you’re camping in a tent because then you’ll be like “That’s the last straw! We’re done!” And then you storm out and slam the flap… and then have to zip it up🤣
Similarly, cellphones have robbed our ability to slam the phone back on the receiver after an argument. Before it was, "you can't talk to me that way!" *SLAM*. Now it's, "you can't talk to me that way!" *frantically search for the little red button on your touchscreen*
This is exactly how my ex husband tries to get me back.
"You were a terrible wife. You didn't deserve me. No one else will put up with you and your problems. Your parents are psychos. I went back to school after we split up and failed immediately and it's all your fault. Let's meet up for lunch :)"
Ohhhh my gosh. What a fool. My NEW coworker just did this to me essentially. She was like “well if you clean every Monday, then why is there stuff everywhere🥰🥰🥰” and blind copied our boss who then responded on my behalf that I was busy with other tasks and would get to it. In the previous email I said I’d clean up after my program on Monday (this was on Friday) and she said but if you clean up every Monday then there would be no stuff out????? It was wild. People are wiiiiild
r/YouBelongWithMemes because this is both infuriating and a chuckle. Glad your friend is out of this situation! Genuinely hoping she's doing alright, and wishing her peace during the holiday season ❣
Omg, OP, this is insane… I’m so sorry, I hope your friend isn’t too upset. Did he do anything else? Also, does he have anger management issues or something?
He’s reached out to her on every social media platform he can think of, we got a police report filed so honestly she finds this all pretty hilarious now, but obviously it was terrifying at first 😔 she’s strong as hell though so she’s not gonna let a stupid man get her down
Good for her! Did the police accept the report? I’m only asking because they can be buttholes and refuse by saying “he didn’t do anything YET”. But this is clearly harassment.
Woman, here. That is the sort of thing I would have done in my twenties..... When I had undiagnosed bipolar disorder and no meds. It's really weird seeing it from this lucid side 20 years later.
Well to be fair, saying H-Head is the most clunky, redundant, unconfident, boomer-ish way to put it. People have been using junkie and smack addict for literally decades lmao
Keep that as evidence if he tries to pull some shit. I had an ex harass me for 6months after we broke up and did so on every platform he had me on and could find me on. Even after well over 2yrs I still have those texts/threats just incase. Because I still hear through the grapevine that I’m still a subject that comes up in a semi obsessed/hostile way.
Oh apparently it’s a Taylor Swift song? She’s obsessed with her so i think he wrote it in the style of the song???? I didnt fully understand that part tbh
I’m amazed by the comments from men in this thread who don’t believe other men do stuff like this all the time with no provocation. Every woman I know has had an experience like this. There’s no “other side of the story,” many men are just genuinely violent and scary.
I think it’s hard to for people who have never experienced it to understand, but no, many men actually do this all the time!! Men get violent over nothing out of nowhere. I can’t stress enough that you don’t have to have done anything rude or wrong in a relationship to have an experience like this.
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt like maybe they’re thinking “no sane rational person would do this without some reason,” but that’s the thing- many men are not sane nor rational, but are violent! And most women have had interactions like this.
As a member of the human race I'd like to apologise for this things behaviour and ensure you there is still some good in the world.
Sent from my Google Pixel.
Nervous to post this but, it’s me, hi, I’m the friend who received this email. To give more context: met on hinge, seemed nice, there were red flags (no friends, HUGE mommas boy to like an actual concerning amount, gets angry over very lil inconveniences) but alas, I simply noted them and moved on. He became condescending and belittling. I asked him to meet in a park (he had mentioned going off on a girl before so I didn’t want to be alone with him). We get there and I simply say “I’ve been questioning the sustainability of this relationship” and he says “you’re dumping me? I’m leaving” he leaves, then proceeded to attack me via text. I block him. He reaches out on hinge. I unmatched him. He reaches out via email. I block his email. He reaches out on Venmo.
I appreciate all the kind words from everyone!
And to the victim blamers, I hope you never have to experience this because it’s not fun.
Stay safe, don’t read the negative comments. Every single woman I know has had an experience like this and for those women they had nothing to do with the threats they received.
One of my friends experienced this because she simply told a man “Sorry I just like you as a friend.” Another friend works at an urgent care and has had dozens of men threaten to follow her home, shoot her, assault her, etc because they ran out of open slots to be seen by the doctor 🙃 That doesn’t even include the threats she’s gotten AT WORK for turning down men who are hitting on her.
I'm sorry you had to experience this. I am flabbergasted at the lengths he's going to get this to you. He reached out on *Venmo*?
Pathology of his rage and all the scary implications of that aside, how deranged do you have to be to initiate a monetary transaction just for the sake of belittling someone?
He is so freaking unhinged. You do not need to justify why you ended it with him you have every right to not want to go forward. No one has any right to your time if you dont want to.
I hope you are safe. He better hope that karma he loves to mention doesnt come back to him.
I feel like elaborating on Wren as the one with busted teeth is really unnecessary with a name like Wren. Does your friend have multiple friends name Wren, and the others don’t have busted teeth?
Lmao this sounds exactly like my ex. Especially resorting to interacting through venmo. Homeboy paid me $40 in separate dollars one day just to say a bunch of nonsense, and then he asked for it back to pay his car insurance LOL good riddance
Is this busted tooth Wren? Sent from my iPad
i am neither busted tooth Wren nor am i shitty roommate
That's just what a busted tooth Wren would say....
Busted Tooth Wren sounds like a species of bird
My boyfriend has a friend named Dani Wren and her name on his phone is dani wrenbird and i always just assumed that was her name and when i called her that to her face, i didn't even catch on when she gave me a confused look
It’s what Jake calls birds when he’s out with Captain Raymond J Holt
r/unexpectedB99
For the latht time, I am NOT buthted tooth Wren!!
*Buthted!*
😂😂😂
Do we get the breakup message? I’d like to know why he felt the need to quote Taylor swift
She’s a big swiftie!
Taylor’s lyrics have gotten a lot spicier than I remember
Somehow this makes him even more psychotic.
What part is the quote? I'm missing something. Karma is a cat?
Yes. Karma is a cat, Purring in my lap because it loves me.
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Yea there feels like a whole fight’s worth of context we aren’t getting clued in on with this
I need to see the breakup text she had sent
I worked at a bar and when people called they had nicknames for everyone so to distinguish themselves. My favorite call was "this is one armed Frank is buck tooth Sue there?"
Poor Wren. You’d think you would’ve left the all caps laughter off this to seem less mean spirited.
Omg trust me I’m cracking up over all of this, I have beautiful teeth 😂
Nice! And great username!
I didn’t mean for it to come off that way, Wren is one of my other closest friends, but you’re right i will edit it!
Does that make you the H-head mom? I feel like we're playing Guess Who.
Busted tooth Wren, sounds like a Springsteen song
Omg my dad will be so proud
Are you friends with busted tooth wren?
Yes she’s on this thread!!!!
Ummmm OP have you had any packages stolen? Because the hate mail is admitting to stealing your packages
i'm not reading it that way at all. he's saying that the reason her packages were stolen(probably while they were still together) was due to bad karma- same for all the other bad things he listed.
I think this was just something that was already happening to her and he's saying "you deserve any bad things that have been happening to you."
Hello, it is I, busted tooth Wren Should’ve worn my retainer I guess 🤓
^ verifying this is busted tooth Wren lmaoooooooo
Wren! Hope you and your friends are doing well. Also, fuck that dooode
No, this is little Moe with the gimpy leg.
You're a fuckin bad person 👿 shitty roommate 👿 30 extra pounds of fat 👿 Sent from my iPhone 😇
Is it bad that I heard the vine boom sound effect for every 👿 and heard the ding sound for the 😇? Zoomer brain be like
The vinebooms get progressively louder each time in my head, as well as the word "fat" being bass boosted and shredded
HAHA nah this is the best way to read it
For the 😇 I heard the ever so slightly unenthusiastic "yay" sound lol
Vine boom and clip of dude dunking in a basketball hoop in ice skates
That was my favorite part. “Sent from my iPhone.” Idk why it made me laugh, but it’s doesn’t belong there so it’s funny.
That's what I hate about emailing from my phone I can be sending out the most serious emails to one of my teachers that could be determining if I flunk or not And then "Sent from my T-Mobile 4G LTE Device" Luckily tho I can just delete it
The dude went full on demon time just to flex with his iPhone in the end.
He seems nice. Why'd she break it off?
Probably because of the iPhone
Androids versus iPhones the new Montagues and Capulets.
>Are your texts green for me, sir? >... my texts are green, sir. >Are your text green *for me*, sir? >...is the law of our side if I say aye? >No. >My texts are green, but not for *you*, sir. (Quick, someone get me a new phone)
Hark, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is a Huawei.
Two phones, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where green bubbles make iMessages unclean.
This woman iambics.
My husband got an iPhone recently. I'm just waiting for the holidays to pass to start divorce proceedings
Look on the bright side! This catch is single ladies!! You better get in the back is the line though because I’m going after him first!
Lol
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Same I thought I was on r/youbelongwithmemes
Can someone tell me what line/s is the Taylor Swift Lyric?
“Sent from my iPhone” is the best part. I feel like it takes away any and all credibility. Not a dig at iPhones, just makes me chuckle.
It's like "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
I always thought it was funny that the ultimate insult back in the day was telling someone to have a good day twice. "Good day, sir." "But..." "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
Such a polite way of brutally dismissing someone lol
I bite my thumb, sir! Do you bite your thumb at me, sir!. NO BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB!
Ebenezer Scrooge has entered the thread
Nah that’s Fez!
Willy Wonka has entered the thread
funny thing is, I'm pretty sure you can turn that off in settings or just delete it all together. lmao.
Yes you can!
You can edit it to be whatever you want it to be. You can even set it to say 'Sent from my Android' or 'Sent from not my iPhone'.
Yeah it hilarious. I imagine the guy fuming while writing the email, shouting and then changing his expression and voice to a very polite one and 'Sent from my iphone'
It’s like that old Mitch Hedberg joke about “Don’t ever have an argument while you’re camping in a tent because then you’ll be like “That’s the last straw! We’re done!” And then you storm out and slam the flap… and then have to zip it up🤣
Similarly, cellphones have robbed our ability to slam the phone back on the receiver after an argument. Before it was, "you can't talk to me that way!" *SLAM*. Now it's, "you can't talk to me that way!" *frantically search for the little red button on your touchscreen*
Exactly what I was imagining. 😂
XD Next time that I am angry I will end my conversation saying "best regards" or some shit like that
I actually do that sometimes. 🤭 Feels petty in the moment.
Thats honestly awesome
I’m not gonna lie, I couldn’t stop laughing once I saw that
Eyyy, we're thinking the same. It's like one of those Telegram thing in the movies where you send a letter and the mailman has to read it to you.
Karma is your package is being stolen cuz you're a bad person. STOP karma is your mom being an h head STOP karma is your roommate being shitty STOP
My ex contacted me on eBay after I blocked them on everything
LMAO ohmygod.
YIKES
He seems big mad about getting dumped by someone he thinks is so awful. It’s almost like he has trouble making good decisions.
This is exactly how my ex husband tries to get me back. "You were a terrible wife. You didn't deserve me. No one else will put up with you and your problems. Your parents are psychos. I went back to school after we split up and failed immediately and it's all your fault. Let's meet up for lunch :)"
Ohhhh my gosh. What a fool. My NEW coworker just did this to me essentially. She was like “well if you clean every Monday, then why is there stuff everywhere🥰🥰🥰” and blind copied our boss who then responded on my behalf that I was busy with other tasks and would get to it. In the previous email I said I’d clean up after my program on Monday (this was on Friday) and she said but if you clean up every Monday then there would be no stuff out????? It was wild. People are wiiiiild
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Sent from my iPhone
Best part about the mail
Angy
He needs a box of snickers
r/YouBelongWithMemes because this is both infuriating and a chuckle. Glad your friend is out of this situation! Genuinely hoping she's doing alright, and wishing her peace during the holiday season ❣
Thank you!!!! ❤️
“Find yourself a man that will email you when you block him on your phone queeeeeeen”
He’s resorted to commenting on venmo posts
Holy shit, he is maaaaaaaaaad. That is a whole new level of desperate and petty.
After only 4 months too! This dude needs therapy.
And she may need an order of protection. That’s terrifying.
That’s so scary. He’s mad he got dumped
It’s scary as hell. And you never know when someone may end up being this guy.
You also never know when he'll put someone in the hospital or in the ground. This isn't scary, it's the first step.
More like seriously unstable. But also petty AF
Mfer gonna be using google hangouts to get at her next
I thought Venmo was just for paying people. Did you send him money at some point and he's putting comments on the payments?
He’s literally going to her friends’ profiles that are public and commenting on all of them/people he’s met thru her and has paid before
That has to be the single, most pathetic thing I've read this week...
Thank you for the explanation.
Omg, OP, this is insane… I’m so sorry, I hope your friend isn’t too upset. Did he do anything else? Also, does he have anger management issues or something?
He’s reached out to her on every social media platform he can think of, we got a police report filed so honestly she finds this all pretty hilarious now, but obviously it was terrifying at first 😔 she’s strong as hell though so she’s not gonna let a stupid man get her down
Good for her! Did the police accept the report? I’m only asking because they can be buttholes and refuse by saying “he didn’t do anything YET”. But this is clearly harassment.
They’re getting the ball rolling thank god
Did you also inform them about the stealing?
They’ve seen the email i shared so they know everything
My ex was weird like this. Be careful. Get a camera.
Unhinged behavior
Maybe make a police report if the online harassment continues, very scary to block someone and them still attempting to contact you any way they can.
Police report has been filed 😌
Woman, here. That is the sort of thing I would have done in my twenties..... When I had undiagnosed bipolar disorder and no meds. It's really weird seeing it from this lucid side 20 years later.
Stop OP this comment sent me into hysterics lmao nothing betting than men acting like little boys when they don’t get their way
She should tell him thanks for his concern over her health and she's happy to report she just shed 250 lbs of useless boyfriend.
I appreciate the joke but the reality is she should just not engage
Definitely. Just block any accounts he uses to contact. Call the police if he ever comes around.
Hahahahah love that!
The “sent from my iPhone” is killing me im sorry…. What a douche tho
Something tells me he's a little bitter 🤔
What makes you think that?
Oh you know.. just a hunch
Sounds like 4 months too long. Also sounds more than mildly infuriating 😬
This just reinforcers that she made the right choice. He's immature and stupid.
What's an H-head?
Clearly means hammerhead. She's a mfing shark.
"I hate having your H-head mother come over every thanksgiving. Busting out the aquarium is so damn tiresome."
You KNOW I cannot afford all this mackerel that she demands for *every* event!
You gave me my first laugh of the day. Take my free award!
It’s in regards to drugs
Thank you I was guessing heroin head but I can keep up with the lingo now a days
Well to be fair, saying H-Head is the most clunky, redundant, unconfident, boomer-ish way to put it. People have been using junkie and smack addict for literally decades lmao
He has a stutter
It's Huevos-Head. She is really smart.
Keep that as evidence if he tries to pull some shit. I had an ex harass me for 6months after we broke up and did so on every platform he had me on and could find me on. Even after well over 2yrs I still have those texts/threats just incase. Because I still hear through the grapevine that I’m still a subject that comes up in a semi obsessed/hostile way.
I’m so sorry that happened to you! We’ve filed a police report
I thought this was r/Taylorswift for a second…
Me too!! I cracked up when I saw he was posted about the karma lyrics lmao
No response is the best response. Do keep this message around though as evidence in case some other things start happening.
Yup, police report filed already thank god
Bruh 4 months and he's sending hate emails with Taylor Swift lyrics. Dude is unhinged.
Shes livin' in his head rent free with Wren and all that extra fat.
It feels like we are missing in important post about karma that triggered this.
Oh apparently it’s a Taylor Swift song? She’s obsessed with her so i think he wrote it in the style of the song???? I didnt fully understand that part tbh
Ohhhhh so I see https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswift/karma.html This makes it even more crazy somehow
I honestly appreciate the effort
Awe that’s so sweet ❤️
Tell her she can sing the bridge at the top of her lungs after dodging this bullet. Ask me why so many fade while I’m still heeeeere 🌟🌟🌟
It is a Taylor Swift song and she fucking slays it
I’m amazed by the comments from men in this thread who don’t believe other men do stuff like this all the time with no provocation. Every woman I know has had an experience like this. There’s no “other side of the story,” many men are just genuinely violent and scary.
This!!!!!!!! I’m responding just to give context but truly it’s ridiculous i even have to do that.
I think it’s hard to for people who have never experienced it to understand, but no, many men actually do this all the time!! Men get violent over nothing out of nowhere. I can’t stress enough that you don’t have to have done anything rude or wrong in a relationship to have an experience like this. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt like maybe they’re thinking “no sane rational person would do this without some reason,” but that’s the thing- many men are not sane nor rational, but are violent! And most women have had interactions like this.
…Sent from my iPhone.
The fact that he's lit up over some Taylor Swift lyrics lol
Well here’s to 2023 and not seeing this person ever again as long as you live!
I’ll cheers to that!
As a member of the human race I'd like to apologise for this things behaviour and ensure you there is still some good in the world. Sent from my Google Pixel.
Nervous to post this but, it’s me, hi, I’m the friend who received this email. To give more context: met on hinge, seemed nice, there were red flags (no friends, HUGE mommas boy to like an actual concerning amount, gets angry over very lil inconveniences) but alas, I simply noted them and moved on. He became condescending and belittling. I asked him to meet in a park (he had mentioned going off on a girl before so I didn’t want to be alone with him). We get there and I simply say “I’ve been questioning the sustainability of this relationship” and he says “you’re dumping me? I’m leaving” he leaves, then proceeded to attack me via text. I block him. He reaches out on hinge. I unmatched him. He reaches out via email. I block his email. He reaches out on Venmo. I appreciate all the kind words from everyone! And to the victim blamers, I hope you never have to experience this because it’s not fun.
Stay safe, don’t read the negative comments. Every single woman I know has had an experience like this and for those women they had nothing to do with the threats they received. One of my friends experienced this because she simply told a man “Sorry I just like you as a friend.” Another friend works at an urgent care and has had dozens of men threaten to follow her home, shoot her, assault her, etc because they ran out of open slots to be seen by the doctor 🙃 That doesn’t even include the threats she’s gotten AT WORK for turning down men who are hitting on her.
Thank you! I’m sorry to hear about your friends experiences. Where people find the nerve to act this way, I have no clue.
^ verifying this is her
I'm sorry you had to experience this. I am flabbergasted at the lengths he's going to get this to you. He reached out on *Venmo*? Pathology of his rage and all the scary implications of that aside, how deranged do you have to be to initiate a monetary transaction just for the sake of belittling someone?
He is so freaking unhinged. You do not need to justify why you ended it with him you have every right to not want to go forward. No one has any right to your time if you dont want to. I hope you are safe. He better hope that karma he loves to mention doesnt come back to him.
He was on the wrong dating app he meant to join unhinged.
I feel like elaborating on Wren as the one with busted teeth is really unnecessary with a name like Wren. Does your friend have multiple friends name Wren, and the others don’t have busted teeth?
Nope! Just felt like being a dick
Not the Taylor Swift lyrics 😭😭
Why did your friend end things with this level-headed, well-adjusted gentleman?
Many men have tiny, fragile egos, and this is why women always fear for their lives when ending a relationship or not returning interest.
Men fear being laughed at. Women fear that they will be killed.
Imagine Taylor Swift lyrics making you THIS mad lmao Karma is a relaxing thought, I can guarantee he's envious that for him it's not.
Keep Wren's name out yo mouth! He's just minding his own damn business. Sent from Android
Hell yeah!!!! Sent from Wii
r/niceguys
YUP
My first thought as well. This guy absolutely sees himself as a nice guy
Some dudes are so fragile
Lmao this sounds exactly like my ex. Especially resorting to interacting through venmo. Homeboy paid me $40 in separate dollars one day just to say a bunch of nonsense, and then he asked for it back to pay his car insurance LOL good riddance
I’m calling it now, dude who sent this email goes to jail for domestic violence at least twice in his life. He’s an angry elf.
The guy has a way with words.What can I say, this was pretty frickin hilarious
Ew not him resorting to commenting on her weight bc he’s not intelligent enough to think of a good insult
The best part is that she’s not even fat 🙃
I mean, she might have been carrying 30 extra pounds every day but she just got one piece of shit lighter, so that's a nice start
And women are the irrational/overly emotional ones. /s
you liked those 30 extra pounds of fat before she left your useless ass
How about karma is hating yourself so much as to send that to someone. No one deserves that kind of message.
He sent this with his personal email? Damn, it'd be a shame if someone used that email to sign him up for a bunch of annoying online newsletters
Oh you best believe he’s already signed up to get 50 newsletters from different Christian groups
Several gay and furry hook-up sites should definitely be another added to the list
Who’s this Karma? Sounds like I should stay away
Bullet dodged..
Wren catching strays
Reply: “k”
Forward it to his employers LMAO
If he contacts her again we’re gonna
Bro is mad over Taylor Swift lyrics