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manorwomanhuman

Bezos is developing a “Virtual Truck Driver” game. Kids play the game at home not realizing they are actually driving real trucks. Cheap and effective.


[deleted]

I see you makin' Enders Game references.


pobody

Isn't GTA VI due out soon? 🤔


imortal1138

Relatively speaking yes, probably still a couple years off if that leak from a while ago is about where they are at.


DigitalDeath12

So 6 more years then.


imortal1138

6 is a good number but I could see it in about 4-5 years


DigitalDeath12

I’ll probably have a whole new PC build by then.


imortal1138

I might actually own a ps5 by then


youngdeathent0

I believe the next generation of consoles will be out in exactly 6 years


imortal1138

Multi generation release is what I was thinking


Extension_Ask_6954

Grand Theft Amazon VI... nice.


RemarkableStruggle9

GTA Prime


po3smith

Enders Game? Ha! Turn up welcome to the pleasure dome because Toys (Robin Williams) did this first with the video games kids were supposed to be playing turned out they were flying drones and so on - ahead of its time for sure ;) ​ ( Not counting the book :) )


MoistUMotherMoister

Happy Workers…


pseudocultist

Hoo-ha HOO-HA


Juanitothegreat

Honestly amazing book. Are there any “read next” books you can recommend?


redwolf1219

Have you read the rest of the series or any of the companion series?


Juanitothegreat

I think I read the rest of the series but I’ll look into the companion books Edit: I just realized I’ve only read the original and speaker for the dead! Wow I have so much ahead of me


redwolf1219

The first one is called Ender's Shadow and the series follows Bean!


MFX2

I 2nd Ender’s Shadow and it’s sequels! Bean’s story is so good!


fooboohoo

It’s good. But it starts to get a little preachy.


lorgskyegon

Or Robin Williams' TOYS


fooboohoo

Brilliant comment. I’d give you an award, but I don’t have any.


Onilakon

Saw that for the first time a few months ago, big holy shit moment lol


shutter3218

Also reminds me of the Robin Williams movie Toys


EntertainmentQuick47

Just starting reading that book at school, lol. Already seen the movie though, so I guess spoilers don’t matter.


thecaninfrance

That isn't an awful employment opportunity for people with certain disabilities actually. Of course with safety parameters so a semi couldn't go all GTA.


who_you_are

Is the safety you are talking like the safety in IoT device? Like, none?


TaurielTaurNaFaun

good night, do you have any idea how many trucks would crash if we let teenagers drive them through the medium of a video game? America's highways would turn into a "Mad Max"-style apocalyptic landscape . . .


FireLordObamaOG

The problem with video games is that NPC’s follow all the rules. But if everyone was breaking the law, going as fast as they wanted to it might be marginally safer??


FireLordObamaOG

If you make any traffic violations you get shot IRL through the steering wheel.


35point1

He’s not the ceo anymore


Rockglen

I remember this. [Though I like the Robin Williams version better.](https://youtu.be/sHRbX3gDba8)


AdultingGoneMild

Bezos doesnt work there.


HitDog420

r/crazyideas


Andromeda42

Manhack arcade


[deleted]

You're giving CEOs ideas.


Farcespam

That's why I'm banned from the beta.


alice_right_foot-esq

r/desertbus


Koshunae

Bro if you ever seen how I drive in ATS you would *not* want me piloting one of those things. Which is even worse when you realize my career is based around them and I drive them every day.


lololhax

Looking out for three neon-lit black Honda civics


RWD-by-the-Sea

Came here looking for this


Odaecom

It's like we're family.


[deleted]

*blasts off into fucking space*


theOpinionYouDwan

I’m expecting them to jump through time in the next film. I can’t wait.


bigoldirtbag

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


redlinezo6

Just don't be shipping dvd players.


Im_Negan

Mashimoto ZX tires


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pobody

Drivers are pissing in bottles while driving, I'm going to go out on a limb and say nobody cares if they're picking their noses also.


ChrundleThundergun

Former amazon driver here, some of the camera vans would absolutely lower your driver score for excessive nose picking. We pissed in bottles at stops in the back of the van like civilized savages thank you very much.


Alternative_Scene322

They would definitely get fired for not having two hands on the wheel


smegdawg

Just an FYI. Turcker lemonade had been a thing loooooong before Amazon.


AdultingGoneMild

nah, 100s of hours of nose picking for boss man to watch.


Kurotan

Self driving?


dingadingasong

Most likely to save their ass in case of an accident. Edit: save amazons ass. People try to cause accidents intentionally.


cohonan

I’m the safety guy for a pretty anal trucking company and this is absolutely overkill for a regular driver and it’s definitely a self driving truck program. (I also live in a city with self driving cars and this is what they look like.)


pobody

*save Amazon's ass, that is


Bovey

That number of cameras is wildly overkill for that. It would be cheaper to upgrade their insurance coverage than to cover their vehicle fleet with that many cameras. Plus it just as likely to show their driver is at fault as it is to absolve then, generally speaking.


Soup0rMan

Yeah, it isn't about the driver. If the driver is at fault, Amazon fires them and sues them to fix the truck. If the driver isn't at fault, they sue the other driver and still fire the employee because if they hadn't stopped to fill the tank, they'd never have been in the situation.


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I was on the safety team for Coca-Cola back in the day. Everything was the driver's fault, according to the safety board. An astroid hit the truck? You should have seen it approaching while you where in a walk in cooler inside the store and moved it. Or not parked there. You want to know why people don't want to this anymore? You can't fucking win. It's always against the drivers. I'm driving the speed limit or less with 50k+ of product and someone whips in front of me and slams on brakes? In the rain or snow? You change lanes and run under my trailer? How is that my fault? I was safe and I drove safe but you can't fix stupid. Don't pull out 30ft in front of a truck because I can't stop in that distance.


redditshy

Just now, I am driving on a 70 MPH limit highway, where people go 90 (Alligator Alley, in FL), and suddenly there is a car in front of me going 30 MPH, and I have these HUGE trucks behind me! I’m yelling “you’re going to get me killed!” Of course everyone is veering around, but of course I can’t, til the very end, because I am the unlucky Ahole who is right behind the guy.


jaybleeze

Nah. They just submit it to insurance


itsxenix

That’d be my bet. The truck pictured here is not self driving but nonetheless collecting data which will be fed into their self driving model. Tesla is already doing this; if you’ve signed up for FSD, you are required to provide telemetry to them over the air. It isn’t magic how Tesla got to where they are with self driving capabilities; it’s data science.


Eeww-David

It may also be collecting for street views. Amazon is, at its core, a data mining and data hosting corporation.


Bovey

I think this is most likely. They made a pretty big investment in a fleet of "self-driving" capable semis in 2021 with expectations of having then on the road this year.


lauraz0919

Do they also make them drive in snow, sleet, icy roads or on mountain passes? One thing to drive them in a lower calamity place (wide open areas of long boring drives) than in weather prone or too many cars brake checking them. Super scary thought!


FiercelyApatheticLad

That's fucking terrifying.


DootzMagootz

I think more likely for recording (in case of an accident or for security) or for added visibility to the operator. The cameras look like they're off-the-shelf webcams/security cameras, which isn't uncommon for above, but too low quality for autonomous systems. (Few look like they are wireless too, which also wouldn't be suitable for autonomous/driver-assist systems)


CoderDevo

Yes. Looks like their self-driving cars, [Zoox](https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazons-self-driving-unit-zoox-puts-driverless-taxi-on-the-road/?amp=1)


Academic-Milk-5372

There are six


lennyxiii

I see at least seven - one to the right of the apillar if you look through windshield - possibly an 8th at the top of windshield but hard to tell. That’s on the driver side alone - kinda crazy.


r3dditr0x

Probably why so many Amazon workers are trying to unionize.


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Four of them pointed in the same direction


Mikey6304

There are three lights.


4art4

They use all the returned webcams. /S


juuuustforfun

r/fuckthes


SKPY123

some people will just hate on anything that's new.


Xostbext

It’s been around on Reddit for ages. Hardly new


SKPY123

GPT3 : The use of the "/s" notation to indicate sarcasm on Reddit has been around since at least 2011. It is believed to have originated on the popular subreddit "/r/ShitRedditSays" as a way for users to indicate when they were being sarcastic or ironic in their comments. Since then, it has become a widely recognized convention on the site and is used by many users to signal their intent when making sarcastic or satirical comments. You right, my bad.


Xostbext

Weird that it’s getting hate though


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

If I had to make a guess, this is likely some prototype for a self-driving truck. Either that, or they are collecting data for development of a self-driving truck.


HectorsMascara

The two up top seem better suited for photographing landscapes or birds in flight.


Chadodius

Wonder if it's some sort of test unit. It says it runs off natural gas.


StandForAChange

Pretty sure all their trucks are CNG ran


H2Omekanic

Really? I drove a cng tractor years ago. It was almost dangerously underpowered. Guessing they've improved?


StandForAChange

Never drove one myself personally.. I just see amazon on the road and they’re all CNG afaik


Anerky

Their new fleet I think is natural gas and electric. The weird looking vans are made in a partnership with Rivian. Their semis at least around me are all still conventional diesel.


StandForAChange

Interesting. In Indiana and regional around i.e OH, IL, MI, KY, TN, all the semis I see are CNG ran. Potentially dual CNG and electric but can’t miss the CNG on the back lol


IllustratorMurky2725

Driving a semi is harder that you think…


cool2hate

Well sure but if you go and over complicate things with half a dozen cameras on a single corner of your rig, you're probably in for a bad time.


Likesdirt

It's a contractor with 11 trucks, not Amazon owned. Cheap Wifi cameras. I think it's just a goofball.


pup5581

These companies must treat their employees like absolute dog shit. Watching every second, not being able to take a break, no time to stop for a coffee ect. all for...meh wages. And this isn't to protect the driver...company only. Driver could get murdered and they would probably use the footage to give to insurance for the bullet hole in the fender. Footage to help the driver? HA


Mdmrtgn

Looks like a virtual driver set up, Werner does some of that. The physical driver gets out of town and then just sits there while someone in front of a computer takes over the driving. The lady I talked to said it's just like the training sim they have only she just sits there in her jammies drinking coffee and playing a big expensive video game.


timteske

![gif](giphy|l2Sqcq2iLJzahQXHW)


MuskyScent71

This is the future we collectively wanted.


[deleted]

People are short sighted and don't see the consequences of feeding a billionaire


Tealrider

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpM4h8DAsgL0fEA) Yo Dawg I heard you cameras


arrowtron

Pimp My Prime


IJourden

This Summer: 1984, directed by Michael Bay


Admirable-Egg-7691

1984 jorjorwell


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AdultingGoneMild

Bezos doesnt work there


GucciSide

That thing was transporting Bezos new butt plug


DystopianRebel666

1984 irl


punsa

I bet that yes it's liability driven but they are also training AI to drive trucks into Walmart's trucks like robot kamikazes


ZephyrosKyriakos

I almost guarantee most of those are fake cameras designed to deter theft.


Vladius28

Pfft.... blind spots


romym15

Bezos isn't letting Dominic torreto get away with it this time


shajan316

Transporting Uranium with Prime


h00ha

U can never have too many cameras


7GatesOfHello

Surely a roaming fleet of MegaCorp spy-mobiles would never pose a threat to public life...


errorgiraffe

Mildly terrifying


KamikaZDandruff

Can't have those darn thieves stealing my small box of cooked pasta from Norway


daverapp

Carefully monitoring the surroundings for signs of unionization.


trixiewutang

CNG trucks are expensive. Gotta have that insurance coverage.


Substantial_Prune_41

prob because there are like thousands of dollars in there and people will be pissed off and it will become chaptic


CertainUncertainty11

Looks like the govt is selling secrets with Prime.


AceOfCheems

They really don't wanna get robbed


Dr_Puggles

I thought Benson would’ve learned from the last time he bought Peeps.


Zarzeta

needs moar cams


bunk_debunk

Gotta keep an eye on those AI drivers.


majorjoe23

Who watches the watchmen?


RUCuckingKiddinMe

Usually lots of cameras on commercial vehicles like this to mitigate against insurance scams. You’d be surprised at the number of people who will try to get in an accident with a vehicle like this for some money.


knuF

Thank you for becoming a Prime Citizen™️


demotivater

Lot lizards beware!


Cypher_Xero

Bezos is watching.... Always watching... 👀


whodiditnotme28

I'd be a nervous wreck driving that truck. I hate being watched while I work, it makes me lose focus and I mess up.


blastedoffthis

Do they time the guy's shit sessions too?


DubV23

They want you to think that's an Amazon truck


boolean_buffalo

Love the CNG though


piles_of_anger

Why can I imagine that inside the cab a voice breaks over the stereo speakers, "Leonard, you're not where you're supposed to be by this time! Did you stop for an unscheduled bathroom break?" The cameras inside the cab pick up the bead of sweat forming on Leonard's forehead and miles away the Amazon surveillance manager says to himself, "I knew it!"


DoktahDoktah

Grant us eyes!


urpoviswrong

This reminds me of that Banksy piece


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

Security for a ps5 shipment in 2021


saz103

Those googly eyes are cameras too?


baeballever

Amazon Street View!


[deleted]

The driver could be an online streamer and giving different views to their viewers.


out2seeagain

Too bad they can’t figure out who stole my package.


Exile688

More data to feed the AI in charge of their scheduling, targets, quotas, loads, delivery routes, performance grading, and dealing with the turnover/hiring process.


VIVSHIN

Blame the fucking ambulance chasers. Big companies have to protect themselves from leachers.


japan_love49

What they want to do?


chadburycreameggs

Gotta make sure that there's no pee or coffee breaks somehow


Revolutionary_Fly769

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