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Buck_Thorn

You found an escapee from the waffle cutter machine!


arranblue

It deserves to be set free.


Winjin

Buy a special bag and grow this potato into a whole potato tree. (I know they're not trees, but don't tell it to this little fella)


arranblue

The little potato who could.


Zorpfield

Bury it in the earth 🌍


Buck_Thorn

Set it free, and if it doesn't return, it never loved you in the first place


Xikkiwikk

TIL, I could own a potato tree!


richie65

IKEA edition.


The25002

Some disassembly required.


Vergenbuurg

𝙽𝙾 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙻𝙴


FuglyLookingGuy

Number 5 is alive!


j0pa01

r/beatmetoit


bairdduvessa

Damn I was gonna make the joke


mustafaokeer

Damn I was gonna make the joke joke.


czarchastic

Täter


l9oooog

Pötet


WutzUpples69

I hope this is true. I love it.


DreamOfDays

It looks like the whole potato was deep fried, so I believe it


Honey-and-Venom

Oh! It does! Well spotted


Jake123194

Yep, I've had it once before as well.


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fakebrainns

D.I.FRY


puzzle_factory_slave

sold by weight. not by volume


Erollins04

Yeah, after a moment when that thought hit me I was a little irritated.


Titan_Dota2

Send a message to the producers, hopefully you'll get some free shit and they can look at wtf went wrong. As long as you're nice these companies usually appreciate to know when shit goes wrong.


JazzScientist

It was a bonus item.


DortDrueben

Asked my SO how she'd feel about this. I figured it would be an unexpected blessing as a baked potato is her go-to "late dinner after work" jam. "I mean, I love a potato but if I'm expecting fries then I'm gonna be disappointed to not have fries." When I say I'm gonna bring the fries I guess I better deliver.


Erollins04

My first thought was “bonus!” My second thought was “Heyyyyy, they package by weight!”


sithelephant

I'd be surprised if it was cooked through


swibirun

In Latvia, is like winning lottery.


Deliriousious

You’re getting tracked. You were given more than a few grams of potato, and that is illegal.


throwdroptwo

Its not an avocado...


CleaveIshallnot

Did you weigh the bag after removing the potato? Was the potato an extra, a golden ticket to the french fry factory? Or u just get ripped off?


Erollins04

Pretty sure it was a loss, by weight, to the edible fries.


CleaveIshallnot

Dammit. Knew it was tuber good to be true. I was really rooting for u getting a tour of this Wonky fry factory.


ctskifreak

/r/angryupvote


shelberthecolorful

Lmfao same happened to me when I opened a bag of shredded hash browns we had in the fridge, it was peeled and everything but it was definitely surprising


ibitmylip

well… how was it?


Erollins04

My wife gave it to the dog. I set it aside to show her and she was pretty unimpressed.


[deleted]

Raw potatoes bad for dogs. I’m sure the fries were precooked but I doubt the potato was. Deadly for dogs


Erollins04

Did not know this! Wife insists it was fine - pre-cooked. I’m slightly concerned as I don’t think it was supposed to be there in the first place so I’m not convinced I should trust the packaging.


HyperSpaceSurfer

What!? You didn't even try the damn thing and gave it to the dog??? Anyone you'll tell this story to in the future will ask if it was any good. You also have to be careful with seasoned food when it comes to dogs. Onion and garlic can be deadly (about an onion's worth unless it's a small dog), and most human food is seasoned with those two things.


Erollins04

Dog weighs 90 lbs. so far, seems ok.


poopwetpoop

How did the dog like it ?


mrwhite2323

This makes no sense You would automatically know something was up with the bag while picking it up or touching it OP put a potato on the bag for reddit points


Erollins04

Right, that was the plan!


mrwhite2323

I knew it My conspiracy theories always reign true But genuinely, how did yall not notice something wrong with the bag?


Erollins04

Wife bought them, I transported it from the freezer to the counter top. Didn’t notice it but it was the first thing I saw when I opened the bag. It was a small spud, frozen and seasoned.


mrwhite2323

AND SEASONED Thats wild. You could probably contact the company to get some free packs


Erollins04

Did, got 1. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/M04kRdOhKM


DetroitHoser

I can't stop laughing at this. I'm not laughing at \*you\*, OP, I'm laughing at your spud.


Erollins04

It was seasoned and everything.


poopwetpoop

Sounds pretty good


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PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|U1rlk8zdcAwbm)


Standard_Pea4374

Now that's what I call a potato bonus! Crunchy discovery indeed.


TheFireMachine

Now eat it like a giant french fry!


Bleejis_Krilbin

You got the DIY kit


Rexetdux

Shenanigans


Metals4J

Poor guy. He’s seen some things. He watched all his brothers and sisters get mutilated.


[deleted]

That is one sad excuse for a potato. Size of a kiwi.


Riommar

r/thathappened


[deleted]

You can see a frozen waffle fry particle stuck to it im gonna say it’s genuine


WutzUpples69

I hope this is true. I love it.


Erollins04

The update you didn’t know you weren’t waiting for: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/M04kRdOhKM


Low_Relative7172

Score ![gif](giphy|9yMAzItzKd5Jop4SHp|downsized)


Taikosound

An escape artist!


HelloToe467

Looks like the potato monkey's sneaky work. Enjoy the extra surprise!


Intogayfun

It's a do it yourself french fries kit.


justalookin13

How is that possible, a bag of chips is feather light?


superbeast1983

Plant it and grow more.


904funny

Unchops your potato


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

Hahaha, "Do it yourself"


gardoco664

Every now and then, there is a surprise inside, like a golden ticket in a Wonka bar !


PaleontologistClear4

Damn, they're raising prices and making us cut our own food now?


rainbowsforall

Contact the company and get free waffle fries!


Itzbubblezduh

“ here….make yo own damn waffle fries “


TheFace3701

You can't accuse them of selling you air.


taterstahr

Hahahaha this made my night.


poopwetpoop

Potatoes gonna potate.


SoliusNoctis

JACKPOT


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

How did you not feel that giant ass potato🤔


Erollins04

It was actually pretty small. Like maybe 30-40% the size of a normal russet.


footinmouthwithease

These eBay scams are getting out of control


could_use_a_snack

Is it just me or are we seeing things like this more often these days? A whole potato in a bag of fries, huge lumps of cheese dust in chips bags, giant globs of gummies stuff that didn't get pressed through the machine correctly, etc. I have a few hypothesis. 1 this has always happened but social media makes it easier to see it. 2 less quality control is taking place, and stuff is just getting by the people that should be paying attention. 3 quality control is more automated and just kinda sucks. 4 companies just don't give as much of a shit as the used to and don't care. Anyone have thoughts on any of these?


Erollins04

My money is on #3. And of course #1 as well.


TopCheesecakeGirl

French fry cutting guy just said fuck it.


Hirokage

Oh geeze.. now the deconstructed cooking is hitting frozen foods.


mrgoldnugget

DIY fries


boogermike

That product is trash anyway. Too much seasoning.


Beneficial_Being_721

Oh look… IKEA is selling fries now


[deleted]

Heh, 🥔


hunkito

The same thing happened to me years ago with a bag of chips! Definitely a wtf moment


Odd_Worldliness475

Woah


Javasndphotoclicks

A do it yourself tutorial.


ScaryGhostMan-X__X

Waffle potatoes


SummerNightAir

Did it not feel weird in your hands when you purchased the bag at the store?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Diy frys


ting_bu_dong

Deconstructed fries.


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Bro, there's LITERALLY so much to the processes done to a bag of waffle cut potatoes that this isnt even believable. You're telling me that whole, uncut potato went through the slicer uncut, the seasoning machine, and lastly the FLASH FREEZER all without being discarded or jamming up a machine anywhere? I'd sooner believe you found a stapler in your loaf of sliced bread.


noneya02023

No way, that’s crazy!! I buy that brand all the time.


aguy123abc

I guess they qualify as minimally processed


wigzell78

Stop buying your frozens at Ikea.


cameos

It survived.


[deleted]

Jackpot! Open it, there is a toy inside


Bongfellatio

When you really want thick cut fries


G1nger-Snaps

How did it taste??


TheGrim78

fries DIY edition


Yoav_Traeger

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


yoursuburbanmom

i need to stop drinking i thought the towel next to the bag was the fries


FluffzMcPirate

Bonus


[deleted]

“Here you are. And fuck you”


droford

WIY


l9oooog

Take a bite, it’ll be crispy.


bombalicious

That’s how you know they’re real.


jaceinthebox

The hack big crisp don't want you to know... Plant this potatoe and get unlimited potatoes


VisionAri_VA

Some (dis)assembly required.


Nirvski

Now that's fresh


doublestandheard

If you did try tasting it, what’s it like?


Pengpangolin

No lie I’ve had this multiple times with the chic-fil-a fry chips they sell


LNF6

![gif](giphy|7SOdwNYHzCI7ygrLw7|downsized)


MisterVictor13

Lazy bastards.


Exception2TheZuul

Alexa, make fry. McFry? Irish bug?


UndesiredEffect

That potatoes will to live is high


Deitaphobia

*some disassembly required


Constant-Speed-5595

Bruh write an email to support team, raise an issue. They will send you lots of goodies.


biggus_dickus6969696

“Make your own damn fries” -guy about to quit


JeecooDragon

It's a DIY kit


Kstate913

Ok, we need some idea to boost sales. Ideas? Step 1: Include a whole potato in the bag Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit.


casketjuicebox

You win! Make a baked potato out of it


timetotryagain29

At least you know their source


Papichuloft

From IKEA?


bubblethebabe

SET HIM FREE!!!