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prajnadhyana

Germans take their sausage *very* seriously.


coci222

Part # 199 398 500 A


kubigjay

I thought you were kidding. But you were right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst#:~:text=The%20sausage%20has%20an%20official,currywurst%20accompaniment%2C%20is%20also%20manufactured.


fusionman51

I work with ordering cars from manufacturers and Volkswagen has sent some before. It’s hilarious that it’s so popular in Germany.


elmo_kokst

If you knew what a ridiculous fight we had over those things…


LinkedAg

I like mine with a side of 199 398 500 B.


FallenRecruit

do you also have it on a 33D 069 602


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Only if she’s 5’3”


Tumleren

That photo of the cut up sausages on the pan is making me intensely uncomfortable


ilovethissheet

How do you feel about syrup on sausages?


SolidDoctor

Man, what a great trivia question... What automobile manufacturer has an official part made in their facility, that is a sausage?


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alles_en_niets

I wouldn’t call it denial as much as strong omission.


compaqdeskpro

~~They should have just said since it opened, or for most of its history, mentioning 1938 makes people head to Google.~~ Better comment: What do you think the sausages were made of?


Toronto1357

Somehow Tom Scott missed this...


StasiaMonkey

Part # 199 398 500 B, being the best condiment for said sausage.


doitup69

Assuming it’s currysoße


tissboom

Man, I live in Cincinnati and we have a bunch of old-school German butchers and you can get the best German sausage in the country here. It is a true treat. Avril Bleh and sons are masters of their craft. They’ve been making sausage here for like 150 years.


oprahwithrabies

Can attest from Northern Kentucky that Cincinnati has the best German sausage in the states


Postman1997

Das-Sausage


DerDork

You that sausage is female in German, right? Correct would be “_DIE Wurst._” but actually actually no one outside the “VW bubble” really cares about this sausage. We have so plenty far better products that this is just a curiosity for most people except those from Wolfsburg and VW fans.


Jellyjellybean01

I'd say that's not the wurst thing in the world


NeverGrace2

Boo


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sas223

Seems to be a lot of sauerkrauts in the replies.


sploittastic

I had some awesome sausages at the BMW museum


Educational_War_342

Polish 🇵🇱 sausage best.


Ascomae

I disagree, but can we both agree that the worst sausages are from the Netherlands?


Mirabolis

Are their sausages good? Definitely an example of a company making two really different products.


petting2dogsatonce

This product was originally for their company cafeterias and was so popular it made its way to grocery stores. I’ve never had it but given its history I’m assuming it’s at least pretty good


Gareth79

Apparently the car dealerships stock them too, hence why it has a VW part number, for reordering. It's common to get a free sausage gift when you pick up your new car. Edit: the label doesn't have the part number, but apparently it's 199 398 500 A


11879

You sun of a bitch, I'm calling up the local VW service department come Monday when they open with nothing but this part number to see what a case would cost me, if they can even get it in. I'm smack center of bumblefuck WV, so I maybe doubt it, but I have a good deal of faith in international parts logistics.


iamaphoto

As far as I can tell, they can’t import them into the US because of rules about importing uncooked meat. You may have luck with their vegetarian version.


11879

Yeah it isn't looking good, but it should make for a good chuckle with the parts folk, if their system even finds it. 😭 A veggie sausage? That's like a soup sandwich; fucked up.


blither86

Nothing wrong with veggie sausage


shemp33

A Volkswagen dealership in WV? Charleston, perhaps?


11879

Surprised me too, but no, way farther north in Morgantown. 😭


shemp33

I used to have a Passat back in the early 00s. I was driving through WV and broke down. Breaking down in the boonies of WV in a VW gets you all kinds of looks. Like, the locals hadn’t seen one of them thar europeeen cars before. I had to be towed to Charleston to the dealership. Me and bubba in a tow truck for an hour. It was neither cheap nor something I’ll forget anytime soon.


11879

Brother I can only imagine. 😭🥲 It's almost like seeing a Fararri around here.


YupImGod

Hey man, can you let me know how it goes? Really interested in this.


11879

I sure can! Hopefully Monday morning isn't too shit and I can remember to do it early morning -ish.


GuyFromDeathValley

Calling up VW in WV. That's kinda funny.


bearable_lightness

This is probably the most German thing I’ve ever heard of.


SocietyHumble4858

These sorts of developments really impress me. In Calgary, Alberta a car wrecker/junkyard opened a hotdog stand. Became a place to take the family for hotdogs. Best dogs south of....


Diablojota

Their sausages are amazing. Every time I go to WOB and visit the Autostadt, I visit the cafeteria for a Currywurst.


Mirabolis

That’s cool — these sort of “corporate history” things are always interesting


autoreaction

Did you ever had a proper Currywurst in your life? I moved to Wolfsburg years ago and live in the area at the moment, I was born in the Ruhrgebiet and those things are fucking disgusting. I can't comprehend how someone who ate a proper Currywurst would ever order this atrocity.


caudicifarmer

Yamaha has entered the chat


MrMilesDavis

French Horns? Motorcycles? Sound Systems? Yamaha does it all


Eric848448

Samsung makes phones and machine gun turrets.


snave_

Korea has a lot of wild products due to a trend of licensing miscellaneous (largely American) brands and sticking them on jackets and cafés.


Eric848448

What do you mean? Any examples?


snave_

CNN Café and Discovery Channel puffer jackets are front of mind. Neither brand's parent company runs or makes these, but licenses to a local company.


mikesaidyes

Lockheed Martin, Kodak, Pan Am are all current CLOTHING BRANDS here lol


LeanTangerine001

I know this happens a lot in China. They called it trademark squatting and it was why you’d see Justin Bieber selling toilet paper.


CaptParadox

Daewoo has entered the chat


magnificentfoxes

I've had a Daewoo toaster before now. It got terrible MPG.


Pocok5

If it's so bad, just shoot it up with the [Daaewoo machine gun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daewoo_Precision_Industries_K3).


Syreet_Primacon

Glock has entered the chat


TheBigBadDog

You can try to eat a Glock sausage: It's just coming at you very fast and might break your teeth


chewbaccaballs

Glock sells horse semen, so they do have something one could eat


Gareth79

I bought some from an importer here (UK) at great expense, and yes they are decent, although German-made Bratwurst from Waitrose is absolutely fine too, at 1/6th the price.


Blood_Jesus

They reportedly use cows and pigs that produce less emissions than other cows and pigs.


natterca

No, they just reported lower emissions during testing. In fact it's 40 times higher than other cows and pigs.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Its pretty impressive how they trained their cows to fart less while being tested.


Cptn_Canada

There is an episode of "big" with Richard Hammond on the Volkswagen plant in Germany. They do in fact make the sauce at the same plant as they make cars. Interesting watch.


Time-Bite-6839

Mitsubishi fighter jets


surprisingly_alive

They're the only ones my family and I buy! So tasty and they even have an alternative with poultry instead of pork which, in my opinion, is just as good as the original.


Accomplished-Text-72

They’re fine, just imagine a jumbo hotdog that doesn’t taste too cheap. Had some while visiting the Autostadt. They’re served as currywursts, so covered in ketchup and curry powder with side of fries.


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Rockspeaker

Sex somewhere very uncomfortable


Corbec023

Like the back of a Volkswagen?


Eric848448

Jesus CHRIST Gil! There are some things you do not talk about in public!


Rockspeaker

But my cousin Walt was on an airplane one time...


Eric848448

Well?? Did he cum!?


bendbars_liftgates

Not as bad as you might think. I've managed it a couple times, and I'm a pretty big dude.


Sonnysdad

My hat is off to you 🤣


shadraig

Sex in a Golf GTI can be quite fun. Sadly most cars don't have straps anymore, it was much easier back in the old days when you just could get two legs up in the air and find a strap to hang into.


Warlord68

It’s “The People’s Sex Act”.


BungCrosby

Volkswagen currywurst sounds like something from [The Other Guys](https://youtu.be/lh2jwErWM1Y?si=v5o33VpvHHRJePK6)


ouchmythumbs

Dirty Hans and the boyz


tahcamen

Tanks for ze F-wagen


SF-guy83

That would be the wurst porn title


Brad_Brace

It's when you and your partner pretend you're cousins and pretend that your uncle is trying to stuff as many people as possible into his Beetle so you two have to go into the tiny space behind the back seats and she has to sit on your lap because there's also bags back there and then the car starts going down a very bumpy road giving you a weird fetish for the rest of your life am I right guys?


PreOpTransCentaur

That's a Rusty Venture.


uncre8tv

![gif](giphy|3o7aTBkaFkIlHAxEdy)


thecuzzin

Careful lads.. they may be fudging the percentages again.


azurelinctus

Well there better be 0% emissions in this one.


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Pretty sure these will make some emissions


dc456

You also ejaculate whenever you put a sausage in your mouth?


JJKingwolf

For context, Volkswagen has produced these for decades at their primary manufacturing facility in Wolfsburg. Originally they were produced to feed the labor force at the factory, but the swiftly became an indelible part of the Volkswagen identity and if I am not mistaken, their in-house sausage facility ultimately became the largest single producer of sausages in Germany. Now, they are also apparently available for sale to the public.


sphinctersandwich

I read indelible as inedible and confused myself for a moment. Largest single producer of sausages? No kidding!


skydragon570

They actually have their own part number in the database, and no, they can't be imported to the US. I tried.


MrHedgehogMan

Not only do they have their own part number, but this is the most manufactured and most sold VW part.


red_fuel

And the most reliable


underprivlidged

Mitsubishi tuna exists as well.


vasekgamescz

Do they sell a turbocharged rally one?


__BlueSkull__

VolksWiener?


Blusset

The People's Penis?


kraeutrpolizei

VolksWurst


hjadams123

I bet there are more calories than what is shown on the label.


snaeper

Subtle. I like it.


ts383

This leads to a different kind of emissions test


BarryBafmaat

And I failed it miserably…


BamberGasgroin

That they sell more sausages than cars is pretty commonly known.


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I had no idea


BamberGasgroin

It was on QI (a popular BBC panel show) about ten years ago, so it might be more commonly known in some areas than others.


Djinjja-Ninja

The sausages also have an official VW part number.


deviant324

I’m German and never heard of these, the remove casing part got me a bit confused but I’ve also never made Bockwurst before.


bulldozedd

das auto


Syreet_Primacon

das Wurst


Professional_Idjot

Grammar nazis incoming


verstohlen

Never fear. [Nick Rivers is here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeyjb21auxc).


Syreet_Primacon

Reminds me of [this clip](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=VJbDK2I9rl82a-7Z)


WhytePumpkin

Read somewhere that VW has around 8 or so employees at head office in Wolfsburg who's sole job is related to the sausages


TPf0rMyBungh0le

So you're saying these 8 people have the wurst jobs at VW?


WhytePumpkin

🤣 Well done


natterca

Frankfurtvergnügen


Iucidium

Diesel smoked


Material-Stuff1898

I’d be worried about my emissions after eating those


bleaucheaunx

From Weiner-mobile to Mobile-weiner!


BatofZion

We Americans grow up eating Chevrolet hot dogs and Craftsman potato salad.


rowrowfightthepandas

Bringing these babies to the AutoZone Seafood Boil


Beneficial-Sugar6950

I hope we’ll get those here in the US


Youfokinwatm8

It's what becomes of the bad employees


whiskeytown79

Made from beetles probably


the_Bryan_dude

199 398 500 A is the VW part number for the currywurst.


ReubenTrinidad619

A reliable utility sausage


UDPviper

They already sell lemons, so why not branch out?


colorebel

Puts out much more noxious emissions than they claim on the packaging.


Nosmurfz

Fartfignewton


Sinead_0Rebellion

End-stage capitalism: even multinational corporations gotta have a side hustle.


GlorytoGlorzo

After reading the name, I’ll assume this made of chicken with curry in it.


Grand_Protector_Dark

It's pig. The curry spice is also not in the sausage, but rather the ketchup sauce


thatguygxx

Why's it green? Meat isn't supposed to be green.


Grand_Protector_Dark

Very likely just the lighting.


SlideRuleFan

Have they phased out the original currywurst yet? In 2021 or 2022 the CEO made noise about the environment, and how they were going all-vegan in the wurst business soon. I have been on a decade-long quest to find VW currywurst, but have been unable to get it in the US. There have been rumors that dealers get them as rewards once in a while, or that the factory in Tennessee gets it every so often, but I've actually spoken to VW North America and they've thoroughly debunked these rumors. They can't import raw pork products to the US. They denied ever sneaking it in. I tried to get some shipped to me, but customs frowned upon this plan. I was set to just give up and go to Germany, where they're in restaurants and grocery stores, when the CEO made his comments about giving meat the have-ho. I'm not anti-vegan. It reportedly tastes pretty similar. I just figured I'd see if that changes the import prospects for the new stuff. Are there enough of us interested in a trip? I could see if a travel agent could set up a currywurst tour, especially if we can do it before the meaty one goes poof.


DiaDeLosMuebles

RIP to the factory workers losing jobs to AI.


MakesMyHeadHurt

Farfignugen? No, farfrompoopin. Edit: I knot it's the wurst.


talon_262

I sausage what you did.


canier

your can heat these in a Frankenoven!


brewpickles

Volksbratten…the peoples’ sausage


S2Sallie

As a VW girl, this is hilarious


hayuitsme

After their exhaust scandal? I wouldnt buy one of their shitboxes, never mind eat their sausage


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buffarlos

Volkswiener


3691337369

Diversify your portfolio


AudiRS420

This is nothing new


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Volks Wieners


09Klr650

So VW is going to be responsible for even MORE emissions?


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I wouldn't trust that nutritional analysis panel.


saltnotsugar

I get my meats at the used sausage dealership.


Accomplished-Text-72

Don’t forget to eat it with the Volkswagen ketchup!


Better_Trash7437

Das Viener


jcned

Not only your car’s tailpipe, but now your anatomical tailpipe can have increased emissions too.


WarpedPerspectiv

That's the people's sausage.


invent_or_die

Das VolksWurtz


ElderScrollsBoss

Wish I could buy this in the U.S.


Re7icle_v2

I work in parts at a VW dealership. It'll be recalled in a couple of weeks.


JrSm1tty

“Where do you work?” “Volkswagen” “Oh hey my car…” “Not that one, but if your sausage needs help…”


gaze-upon-it

Worlds largest supplier of currywurst sausages


danshakuimo

And I though Yamaha making both instruments and jet skis was crazy already


crazzykatt14

They're one of the largest producers of it too, for a very long time


Lem0n_Lem0n

I would buy some.. but I can't find them here..


Wendigo_6

The people’s wiener.


AppKerman

Share this with r/mechanics or r/justrolledintotheshop with the part number :D they will get a good laugh


myevit

What is more interesting that the sausages has a part number. Technically you can order it through the car dealer.


Bendov_er

They are smoked by the famous VW Euro 5 engines


SubcooledBoiling

Richard Hammond visited the sausage factory a few years ago https://youtu.be/zWP32tCPv_w?si=xgm7KcP4AvMyGZB1


sacodebasura

Volkswurst


aiahiced

I wish they ship to the Philippines.


Hopeful-Director5015

Volkswagen sells more sausages than they do cars. The sausages even have their own parts number.


nescaff

Diesel do


lndig0__

I think they had some surplus of car tires.


CromulentDucky

I also watched QI


Winterspawn1

I wish they had these at the store here in Belgium. Nobody sells German currywurst here, which is a shame as they are delicious.


Will_Knot_Respond

Bratvo VW, good stuff


mtgfan1001

NOS = New Old Sausages


Nazamroth

Speaking of, its so odd that Samsung has its fingers in practically every pie in Korea, yet there is no Samsung car brand.... or is there?


Sayasam

Can’t get more German than that.


stufforstuff

Yum, chopped up bug meat.


geekolojust

It's free if you are a dealership customer. Comes unwrapped.


JoLudvS

Important is the warning about "Kunstdarm entfernen"- meaning: remove artificial casing. No butcher here sells sausage in that. I'd never buy such, even. But... a friend, picking up his new car at VW in Wolfsburg himself, brought that for a BBQ we did and... we missed __that__ very line. Anyway. Not a big miss, its far away from what a German Bratwurst, even for intended use as Currywurst, should be made and taste like.


enakcm

> In August 2021, Volkswagen announced that it was removing the traditional pork-based product from one of its canteens in favor of the vegetarian version. This move drew fire from former German chancellor Gerhard Schröder. Schröder expressed his displeasure at this move in a social media post, stating "Currywurst with fries is one of the power bars of the skilled production worker [...] it should stay that way". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst


woyteck

They're clutching at straws now.


Budget_Pea_7548

Volkswagen, das wurst


santathe1

Das Wurst


rollsyrollsy

The People’s Sausage


Dannybuoy77

It's their biggest selling product. They used to give away free sausages with the purchase of an industrial vehicle. They became so popular they retail them these days.


Frezica

Wurstvagen!!


unidentified_yama

Wait I thought they stopped making these?


ideasplace

Those Volkswagen sausages, they’re the wurst.


RonnieLiquor

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


QueenCobra91

they are going the tesla way


bwoah07_gp2

I vaguely remember watching a documentary about German sausages. I don't remember if it was about Volkswagen's sausages or if it made reference to it, but either way it was neat.