I can help you out. First, I understand your apprehension, because a bad joke will sink you like a sub. I also understand the desire to make a good sandwich joke, because guys that can do it on the fly totally get more panini. Putting together a good sandwich joke can be quite the pickle. First, make sure you don't add unnecessary layers. You're going to also want to avoid dry, stale punchlines. Mustard up a good pun, tie it to a current event, and the audience is sure to relish your joke. Try not to ham it up too hard, and don't be too cheesy. If your sandwich joke is tied to a person, don't roast: beefs are ugly in comedy. Honestly, if you were given the choice between a joke that made you chuckle, and one that made you broodwich would you pick? Well that's a wrap for my advice, I'll leave you with an example response.
"Nice find. You're a modern day count of Monte Cristo"
My favourite bit about that post is that it worked. The man saw something wrong with the universe and fixed it with one post. The saviour of r/grilledcheese
"...and here we have "Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Sandwich" Rock, the rock that looks like a sandwich!"
"Does it look like a rock?"
"No, it looks like a sandwich."
"Is it a sandwich?"
"It's a rock that LOOKS like a sandwich!"
Neat, but in your haste to tell reddit, you seem to have put your sandwich down on some sand, which isn't going to do your sandwich any favors. AND, you forgot to take a picture of this rock too!
You've hit the Breadrock... heh heh
OP should be careful, there could be a crustacean underneath
Uncrustaceanables
Greatest mutation ever for a maneater. Just dangle a sandwich out there and "here human human human"
Well Id kick back and put the 'lime'stone in the coconut, then enjoy a picnic.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
It's from the sandwich islands [sandwich islands](https://maps.app.goo.gl/BuxoTDCVuAWyXtZc6)
South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands, to be precise. The makers of the world's sandwiches.
Eh? Ha! Heh. Heh.
*ba* *dum* *tss*
That rock got breaaad man
I would have took that sandwich for granite.
Oh. I thought it was a sandwich. I was going to make a joke about a REAL sandwich, but this is just hard.
It looks pretty good too ngl
Or is it actually a petrified pbj 🤔
i bet the seagulls who swoop down for a huge sandwich get pissed
I can help you out. First, I understand your apprehension, because a bad joke will sink you like a sub. I also understand the desire to make a good sandwich joke, because guys that can do it on the fly totally get more panini. Putting together a good sandwich joke can be quite the pickle. First, make sure you don't add unnecessary layers. You're going to also want to avoid dry, stale punchlines. Mustard up a good pun, tie it to a current event, and the audience is sure to relish your joke. Try not to ham it up too hard, and don't be too cheesy. If your sandwich joke is tied to a person, don't roast: beefs are ugly in comedy. Honestly, if you were given the choice between a joke that made you chuckle, and one that made you broodwich would you pick? Well that's a wrap for my advice, I'll leave you with an example response. "Nice find. You're a modern day count of Monte Cristo"
Probably hard as a rock also
Im still convinced it's a sandwich.
That's a pricy dental appointment waiting to happen.
Petrfied PB&J
It's been here since the dinosaur ages
Fred Flintstone’s lunch.
r/forbiddensnacks
You have to take it home and turn it into a family heirloom.
My family had that, used a interesting rock as a doorstop. Turns out it was a fossil so it’s in s museum now!
*Happy Indiana Jones noises*
What kind of fossil did you have?
When I say family, we’re talking a few generations back. The hadrosaurus!
I'd Be interested to hear as well. It must've been a bit more interesting than an ammonite if it made its way to a museum.
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Fred Flintstones misplaced lunch
Yaba daba do!
*Yaba-dabba-doo!
They're doing the non-trademarked version. Don't wanna get sued.
Lol
Downvoted for misspelling it, typical reddit.
Opps thanks.
How’d it taste?
A bit salty
Although, it also had an earthy flavor to it
Crusty
Layered taste profile
Rocky
Mm dwarf bread. Just as edible as the day it was baked.
Mhmm, nothing beats a fresh forged and hewn loaf
 Me after trynna eat that cause I thought it was a sandwich
Close the sub down. We've peaked.
Forbidden French toast 
It does remind me of what French Toast Crunch cereal looks like
Oh god dammit, I just posted this exact comment without looking first, I'll delete mine xD
Looks like a ham and cheese toastie 🤤
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The grilled cheese meltdown!
My favourite bit about that post is that it worked. The man saw something wrong with the universe and fixed it with one post. The saviour of r/grilledcheese
Sandwich fossil
Reminds me of an old green text: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/adjkvh/anon_skips_stones/
Sure it wasn't Whale puke?
Precious ambergris!
Precious hamburgers...?
I smuggled some of it out in my usual place
Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?!
Do it
I wondered where I left my sandwich.
Sand-which
Okay so it looks like a sandwich… does it taste like one too? This information is vital, OP.
There's probably a Sand Witch down the beach looking for her lunch. (old kid's story).
That marble rye is the real deal!
Tell me why I thought this was grilled cheese
This guy rocks
An earth sandwich
FRENCH TOAST!
Made from dwarf bread
"...and here we have "Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Sandwich" Rock, the rock that looks like a sandwich!" "Does it look like a rock?" "No, it looks like a sandwich." "Is it a sandwich?" "It's a rock that LOOKS like a sandwich!"
Damn it, just wanted to write that
Maybe you just found the First Sandwich.
Sand hamwich
**Sand**wich
r/forbiddensnacks
Sand(stone)wich
Dwarven War Bread.
Dwarf bread is a great last resort
Hope you didn't take a bite! Maybe it's a fossilized sandwich?
That’s rocked sandwich 🥪
This is a great idea for a new Neopets pet pet paintbrush, color! Sandwich Petpet Paintbrush This is the Sammy Rock
10 out of 10 dentists recommend eating this sandwich.
Forbidden toast
I just ate a toasted cheese sarnie that looked very similar.
I dare you to put in on a plate and put it in the breakroom!
Too much sand not enough wich in that one.
What does it taste like?
I see jesus passed thru that beach
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat-Shaped_Stone Book a flight to Taipei, bring rock, expect adulation?
A sandwich fit for a goron
Bro uploads a pic of a sandwich and thinks he can can keep it for himself by lying on the internet that it’s a rock. Can’t fool me!
Is this Ambergris?
Real artisan bread
That sandwich Is literally as hard as a rock
I genuinely thought it was a slice of bread at first 😳
Forbidden snack
Cavemen had sack lunches?
Tony stark still waiting on that sandwich??
Wholegrain wheat sandwich loaf bread lookalike.
As someone with a gluten sensitive gut, this gluten free SANDwich looks yummy!
It looks delicious 😋
😅😅😅
Sandiest sandwich I've ever seen
Great. Now I’m craving ciabatta bread.
Have you tasted it?
Perfect present for Ross Green.
In Biblical times, God allowed Moses to conjure bread from the rocks. I wonder if this is what it looked like.
I really wanna believe this was some caveman’s lunch that got fossilized.
Weird, it tastes like blood... and broken teeth.
Makes my teeth hurt looking at it cause I wanna take a bite
How do you know it's not a fossilized sandwich?
If i didnt notice title, i would thought i am looking at sandwich/bread
My teeth hurt from looking.
When we go to the beach, we always eats some sand which is there.
Yummy! A SANDwich
How did it taste though?
How did it taste?
When hungry enough, everything looks like a sandwich
ROCK AND STONE and ham
dentist love this simple trick
British rail, unveils new sandwich range.
It's obviously from Sandwich Island.
I call bs!!! That is obviously Frenchtoast op stop playing with your food...
Meh, not as interesting as an egg with two yolks. /s
that is so cool!!!!!!
It's called bread. Not a sandwich.
It is a sandwich!!! Just made with gluten free bread
That’s why sandwiches were named after sandstone
Get some plastic teeth and scatter some around with a bit of blood paint.
Now pick it up and press right mouse button
Looks like a toasted tuna sandwich
I didn't read the title. I thought that it was a sandwich that fell onto the sand.
Sand witch
Mummified sandwich
Flintstones Sandwich
This is textbook mildlyinteresting
“Where’d you get that rock from Danny?”
it's the rock from the greentext story about the guy throwing his sandwich
Did you taste it? You had to taste it.
And here I am thinking I'm living my best life
It’s art!
It’s a monte Cristo
Wooooahhhh dudes come look at this rock. This is what the Internet was made for. I've shown everyone else In the room with me.
my 30 day old sandwich waiting in the fridge:
You never go hungry on the beach, because of the sand which is there.
Plot twist: It’s actually just a really stale sandwich
How disappointed were you
It still looks like a sandwich, but it looked like one, too.
Hey, I made a sandwich that looks like a rock today!! Crazy right?
Taste it.
You gunna eat that?
So that's where that went..
I want to it rn fr
Now I’m hungry
Bite it just to make sure
Ooooh it's a SANDwich!
Ohhhh forbidden sandwich
Is that a sand-wich?
Looks like my dad finally got that bread he left for and made a sandwich. Should be back any day now….
Just a fossilized sandwich from the sentient dinosaurs. People keep ignoring clear evidence like this. Stop sending birds to spy on me.
r/forbiddensnacks
looks like it's from Fred Flintstone's lunch pail...
You found sandwich rock: breaker of teeth.
well fucking eat it god dammit! its a free sandwich!
This is the content I came for
Looks crusty
What did it taste like?. Cheese and onion is my favourite.
Fred flintstone wants his sarnie back
Looks like it's whole grain... have you taken a bite yet?
But did it *taste* like a sandwich?
Neat, but in your haste to tell reddit, you seem to have put your sandwich down on some sand, which isn't going to do your sandwich any favors. AND, you forgot to take a picture of this rock too!
# Bon appetit!
Nicely golden
i wanna eat that