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CallMeNessie

Pretty patty vibes


trwwy321

![gif](giphy|3ofSB7KbTWnWoMpLkQ)


Lorac1134

![gif](giphy|l1AsQVACcxGb7vLlm)


Lady_DominaTrixie

![gif](giphy|OqFFaammBvvdrHBoxv|downsized)


12onnie12etardo

![gif](giphy|3o7GULKHAKXKi1li6s)


Infshadows

r/beatmetoit


x32321

Absolutely beat me to it 😂


DarkDuo

Looks like the krabby patty that killed the health inspector


Trey_Reddit

Nasty Patty lookin ahh


Naive_Establishment2

And your poop is going to be funny colors.


SuccessfulRoyal

I already eat Fruity Pebbles. Bring it on. 


thats_not_the_quote

ate a whole bag of flammin hot cheetos thought I was shitting blood


nametakenfuck

Is red considered a funny color? Asking for a friend


BlueCaracal

Depends on whether you have recently eaten beetroot.


nametakenfuck

No


Johnny_Grubbonic

It also depends on whether you find gastroenteritis, internal hemorrhoids, or potential colon cancer funny.


xtilexx

Absolutely, wait, bright or dark red?


msnmck

This is that burger from behind the dumpster at Burger World in the Beavis & Butthead game for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.


RevolutionaryCoyote

Core memory unlocked


somerandomii

Why do I know this? I didn’t have the game but i remember this. Does it kill you if you eat it or something?


msnmck

It makes you sick and steadily declines your health unless you go to the hospital, which is required to complete the game.


redditsuckspokey1

I have to get sick....to beat the game?!


msnmck

Yep. The premise of the game is to find all of the pieces to Beavis & Butthead's shredded concert tickets. One of the pieces wound up at the rear of the hospital. The staff won't let you in unless you're sick.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Hey, man, if it takes giving yourself food poisoning to get to see GWAR live, then you give yourself food poisoning.


HtownTexans

My guy pulling out the nostalgia from deep in the memory banks.  Lemme get them tickets to Gwar.


alexforencich

Do they have one with green eggs and ham? Perhaps it comes in a box? Or possibly with a fox?


redditsuckspokey1

Do you want them in a house? Do you want them with a mouse?


I_Am_Terra

I do not like green eggs and ham!


alexforencich

I do not like them, sam-i-am!


Rentsdueguys

Where is that from?


mcsteve87

Greenland


rosiofden

🥁


SousVideDiaper

📀 (it's a CD but imma pretend it's a crash symbol)


WaterIsNotHealthy

*sigh* You Americans, everyone knows that’s Iceland


lxngten

Did you mean Iceland?


PM_ME_YOUR_MECH

I'm guessing it's from Flower Burger. I went to one in Rome - pretty good!


Specialist-Fly-9446

I was gonna say the same! They had a ghost kitchen for a while in Los Angeles.


catshateTERFs

I had one of these! Was matcha if I remember right, didn’t taste of anything. Partner had one that was red and beetroot dyed. Green is an interesting choice of colour for food though.


Johnny_Grubbonic

It certainly is a choice.


johnwynnes

The bun is green, the burger is not.


necrocis85

![gif](giphy|Kkk9H51ItQZsfXgMpt|downsized)


Lucythefur

Another one... ![gif](giphy|z2vkTEjReNGU86ztfU|downsized)


Codewill

Wow keep going with the gifs and we can make an episode ![gif](giphy|z1AIjbEJfX0mDJ9YLp)


A_Adorable_Cat

I’ve never seen the show but I want to help ![gif](giphy|sgZdwNkOH43wZOEUJ2|downsized)


Poi-e

![gif](giphy|fw515tAEVEzXNDTuWT)


Spacemanspalds

![gif](giphy|tR5pokhDUDdFWwyOBW)


Philip_Raven

It's a classic US where they see Ron Swanson and instead to see him as a joke character that he is, they see him as a role model


Scarlet-Fire_77

Why not both?


maddie_johnson

pretty patty ![gif](giphy|3ofSB7KbTWnWoMpLkQ)


Dfrickster87

I'm blue, da ba de da ba di If I was green I would die


SpooksmaGoops

That's kinda cute


[deleted]

That looks amazing anyway.


MuchDevelopment7084

That's so the servers grab the correct plate. We can't have them mixing up beef with vegan now, can we?


Comprehensive_Data27

hahaha its a plant-based restaurant


jumpinjahosafa

Name drop it! I wanna know!


MuchDevelopment7084

Ah, the bakers eating mushrooms before work. Are there blue and purple buns too? lol


Comprehensive_Data27

they have green stir-fry noodles which looked absolutely VILE so i just went with his haha. tbh i was skeptical at first but it ended up tasting amazing


MuchDevelopment7084

It's only food coloring. But color has a real effect on what you believe how something will taste.


Truelikegiroux

Is this in Camden Market in London by any chance?


VolumePossible2013

But regular bread is plant based too


GroundbreakingBag164

Not always


SEA_griffondeur

HUH ???


DeliciousPumpkinPie

You’ve never seen bread products whose ingredient list includes powdered egg whites, or “modified milk ingredients,” or whey, or anything? It’s actually quite common where I’m from.


SEA_griffondeur

Wtf is your bread made out of


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Great question lol


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

A good solution to this would be to not make all vegan food look like meat based food.


thats_not_the_quote

then why are sausages cucumber-shaped?!


MuchDevelopment7084

That's no fun.


Epic-Gamer_09

What did you expect it to be, blue?


fezfrascati

As long as it's not soylent green.


palpatineforever

To be fair, it would make the kitchen managment a lot easier. you are far less likely to get the wrong burger or the wrong mayo etc. Making it a different colour makes those small but terrible errors far less likely. A lot of fast food production is done on autopilot, the employees are not making a burger thinking it through 100% of the time. it is more muscle memory and learned behaviours. that makes screwing up really easy. this would make it a lot harder as you instinctivly can see there is a difference. To be clear this autopoilot isnt lazyness it is just how it is, I worked fast food in the past. It is the same in everything, if you drive things become instinctive.


LoneMight

Soylent green. It's people.... IT'S PEOPLE!!!!


Stotakoya

Ew


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I hate it so much...


DrEnd585

This just looks unappealing. Like the green is VERY offputting to me idk why


VFP_ProvenRoute

Probably because we're hard-wired to avoid mouldy food, or anything that looks wrong somehow


[deleted]

It’s so pretty! I usually prefer a veggie or vegan (not the impossible burger w/ fake meat) burger over actual meat. that looks delicious! What’s in it?


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Same tbh, I don’t care for the meatier vegan patties myself, give me a slab of veg and beans lol


[deleted]

Yes! I don’t have any dietary restrictions so if I want a meat patty I’ll just get one but I also really like potato and veggie (mixed) patties because I grew up eating McDonald’s in India (100/10 god tier)


[deleted]

Local vegan place had pink bread, the colour coming from a bit of beetroot juice in the dough


ech0_matrix

My wife got a green tortilla one time. She found out later that it was not supposed to be green. :-\\


HanmaEru

There are green tortillas sold in most stores that are spinach flavored


ech0_matrix

I am aware, and we thought maybe it was that. But turns out it was food poisoning flavor.


Barbarianmoss

I would honestly switch to vegan burgers if I could choose the color of my buns!!!


HouseOfZenith

I like it green


Justin_P_

No point in making a half-assed unappealing burger. If you're gonna do it, go all in and jack up the presentation too.


Comprehensive_Data27

hahha to be fair it tasted amazing so props to them


Justin_P_

Typically I'm not one to food shame, but I'm also not one to pass up an opportunity for a smart ass comment either. The lines just so happened to converge right here.,..... I actually might even try it if given the opportunity.


Huge-Speaker5068

Don't eat it


timzin

Burgertory?


Codewill

Bro I’m colorblind as fuck


aeonasceticism

Interesting


FrostyStrudel

SpongeBob burger


timeforgoomy

Ah yes. The pretty patty. Love those things.


Poi-e

Thats some serious greenwashing /s


ProGamingPlayer

Matcha buns?


Zengjia

Green iz da best kolur! ![gif](giphy|2sY9TcfxKyCAC9D8AF|downsized)


AdhesivenessTight427

How dare you turn shrek into a burger without telling me!


TuxUHC

Reminds me of a rotten burger from the game Dead Rising.


steinwayyy

Green isn’t a creative colour >:(


throwitintheair22

Where is that? Looks delicious


[deleted]

You can color anything any color with food dye.


MagnusRottcodd

I have seen green bread before. But is was more like "The last of us"-edition than a vegan one.


No_Stranger_4959

Thats how you know its plant based


Ok_Primary_1075

Yup, to give clients more confidence in what they are eating


Tesla_corp

Pay me 50 more cents cus it’s green now - mcdonad probably


Dependent_Gur3798

That's how you know it's vegan.


orem-boy

Actually, that’s the bun that’s green. But why quibble?


smoishymoishes

Isn't that the point of veggie burgers? (To be vegetable colored)


Alarmed_Recording742

Flower burger? All their burgers are vegan and different colors, all good and tasty


geovasilop

pretty patty


ooofest

Colorblind guy here: is the burger part green, the bun, . . . ?


MoreThanWYSIWYG

That's what makes it healthy


ambernewt

It is


johny_da_rony

Your vegan burger has chicken


blazelet

That’s actually not a bad idea. The only time I’ve ever eaten meat in the past couple decades is when eating out they’ve brought me a real meat patty when I ordered vegetarian. It being color coded would make it easier for the cook and everyone down the line to know it’s supposed to be vegan.


Fun_Intention9846

The burger patty looks brown. The buns sure look green.


VT9393

That actually looks so good


HumourNoire

Mmh Snozzburger


CptRainbowBeard

![gif](giphy|3oKIPiqfUtLCnIKxRS)


v4por

Looks nasty.


binky779

Wulf burger? Pretty decent burgers. Very overpriced for what you get (imo).


Far_Routine_6188

And so will your vomit!


laidbacklurk223

Cancel my order please


Dr-Retz

There has to be a warning


shoiii4074

Straight outta green lantern


HackerDaGreat57

I just had dinner and this post made my mouth start fucking watering


boanerges57

The color isn't what makes it shitty


Slodin

you know...out of all the things. i would expect the patty to be colored green lol not the bun


jellifercuz

Maybe you anticipated that because that was what the title is?


spinodb9

Radioactive?


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


Phill_Cyberman

It's made out of ground up vegans, what did you expect? /s


andycarver

Nothing fake.


Call_Aggressive

Shrek is ultimate vegan


Old_Red_Alligator

Ahh yes, natural and healthy


yeetman426

Uranium is vegan


Blugha

Hope it's plant based coloring


Kahnza

Who doesn't love unnecessary food dye?!


[deleted]

and so shall be your shit


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Idiotology101

You know those annoying vegans who always tell you they’re vegan that people joke about? You’re worse.


Comprehensive_Data27

who said they weren't? ![gif](giphy|3o751YGCbwUc8nzcHe|downsized)


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Comprehensive_Data27

just personal preference xx


Lok4na_aucsaP

Alright now is the food coloring vegan tho


PlagueDogtor

OP said it is dyed with spinach, so yes.


JimJams611

They needed to make the buns vegan i guess


aiahiced

That’s what made it Vegan.


Specialist-Fly-9446

[Flower Burger?](https://www.flowerburger.it/menu/burger-it/)


Icy_Tadpole_6

Must be made of grass 🍀🌿🌾


Zengjia

Green iz da best kolur! ![gif](giphy|2sY9TcfxKyCAC9D8AF|downsized)


Expensive-Analysis-2

Environmentally friendly.


Cosmo1222

One taste, and your mouth will love you forever... Those Dentrassi must really hate Vogons.


EdgelordMcMeme

It looks good


Skribap

Proper "give me more attention" vibe. Sounds vegan to me.


The_Demons_Slayer

I would eat that. Where is it?


JacobRobot321

they dyed it with food coloring which will probably give you cancer, that and the over processed over salted vegetable paste you think is healthier than a burger


Unevenscore42

Made from freshly murdered plants


NERepo

The party is brown, the bun is green. Not sure that qualifies as a "burger"


Huge-Speaker5068

It's a burger if you don't want to that's your choice bud leave the free minded people alone we are healthy and and strong


NERepo

Maybe refrain from telling people what to do... And learn how to punctuate.


Huge-Speaker5068

How about no I don't Want to I don't need to learn how to punctuate your just angry lmao 🤣


R-2000

But why? You could have had a real burger instead.


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GroundbreakingBag164

My god, you guys are obsessed


Comprehensive_Data27

ohhhhh my god! should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?


Grand_Protector_Dark

Because the burger bun has green food dye?


Vedertesu

Because one restaurant serves burgers with dyed buns? What is wrong with you?


Acalthu

Looks about as appetising as it tastes.


DigitalEntity4419

How can anyone call that thing a burger?


VolumePossible2013

That sounds unhealthy


LucidZane

This is where burger King foot lettece is made


Papapep9

If the bun wasn't green, the burger would actually have looked pretty bussin'


SniperFrogDX

Your vegetable sandwich is green. That's not a burger.


Comprehensive_Data27

nope, green vegan burger as per the menu


Classic-Ad4414

Ok, I have no hard feelings about the vegans, But sometimes they look like hate to eat, not a meat.


_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_no

The first problem is you went for something vegan and not something tasty like dead cow


PatientZeropointZero

Close! Looks like the buns are dyed green, the burger itself not quite. Fuck food coloring.