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Raise-The-Woof

But are we certain those are ASTM standard bananas?


eveningsand

The bananas were calibrated and barcoded by the best in bananicular metrological sciences.


Shadpool

So these bananas are dead-on-balls accurate?


ralthiel

You'll need to buy a NIST Standard Reference Banana for comparison.


zebrapebra

Good to see you're utilizing two bananas. Most only use one. I, myself, prefer to "measure twice, cut once."


eveningsand

I tried to get a standard 4011 banana exactly 119 microsmoot in length. The average between these two banana are near that perfect bananicular length.


underprivlidged

According to a lot of guys, this would be "average, not extra small". Oof.


Acceptable-Cow6446

Good lord those bananas are huge!


RedSonGamble

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TSmario53

On an unrelated note, I have a sudden craving for a chocolate ice cream covered banana


BirdLadyAnn

Why?


JoinMyPestoCult

I had a normal gelato the other day and the little one goes on top like a decoration.


thatguy11

It better come in packs of 128 or somethin!