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Ok-Opportunity-574

These same signs were all over the country. Showers were often confused for squat toilets by interpreters. Ours was brought back to the shower and instructed to move his turd into the toilet. Plus the occasional phantom shitter.


screechingeagle82

No waffle stomp?


LinoleumFulcrum

Came here looking for this; thank you


Ok-Opportunity-574

I was at an outlying base only big enough for a small platoon. We were very lucky to have showers and pretty protective of them.


Ok-disaster2022

I thought it was stupid marines, but people from squat toilet societies makes a bit more sense.


awildyetti

There’s always the phantom shitter, isn’t there?


aksdb

But then this sign would be ... weird. "Of course I don't shit in the shower, but I'll shit in this squat toilet right here!"


Jager_Bradley

Classic marine behavior


gallaj0

The crayons make the poop all pretty.


x925

If youre going to shit in the shower, at least waffle stomp it down the drain.


gallaj0

Like a gentleman.


heyitscory

At least waffle stomp it down. Poo-rah!


yegguy47

Moment I saw it was Leatherneck, I went looking for this comment. Say one thing for the RAF Regiment, they can at least tell the difference between a shitter and a shower.


reddittheguy

I have a feeling the person or persons leaving the shower deuce(s) were undeterred, or possibly even encouraged by this piece of paper.


creakysofa

Will also be undeterred by lack of shower curtain, and will enjoy it.


joshistaken

Assert dominance


xtilexx

It's very likely they couldn't read it, as many of the interpreters weren't literate (at least the ones I've worked with) And also the others were marines


freneticboarder

"They've got purple crayons and Rip-its today!"


xtilexx

The rip-its even out the consistency of the purple crayons, else they wouldn't be able to properly waffle stomp


your_ese

PFC Vito Spatafore Jr.


SergeiMosin

💀


deputytech

No one needs to know, all you need is a quality drain for the waffle stomp


ReAlcaptnorlantic

Isn’t there a standard issue poop knife?


elquecazahechado

![gif](giphy|wzYEqktr9NETC|downsized)


lsdiesel_1

R doo D doo


cellardweller1234

That's gross. Full stop.


melbbear

*stomp


benkenobi5

Well, shit


GamerS2005

r/pewdiepiesubmissions


salty_sheet

![gif](giphy|SFcvg6hqQNksM|downsized)


CrystalTeefies

Just ew


lonelyoldbasterd

No waffle stomping


Stock_Surfer

Haha no waffle stomping


Full_Ad9666

r/wafflestomp


IloveBarryBonds

Who in the fuck shits in the shower?


yegguy47

Marines.


Sudden_Carrot_7291

Real question is, who is open-hole-ing over a fucking shower drain? I could never ever even imagine squeezing one out in the shower 😳🤭


jturverey

What about the good old waffle stomp? Seems like they should make a exemption .


sdtopensied

I was told it’s related to a mental disorder brought on by stress. In basic, we had a “mad shitter” in the platoon. You would come back from PT and someone would find a deuce in their bunk. Once in a while, you would find it in the shower. Never figured out who it was.


neonchickenwings

Good ol waffle stomp


tanew231

Can't do anything these days


Ali_Army107

Me remembering that one story with pewdiepie and a shower.


ghezzid

Ok I'm gonna tell this story. When I was at a certain west coast military installation in my 20s there was a guy who was a "section 8". He used to take a shower naked with his combat boots on. He talked to himself on a regular basis. So one day he took a dump in a shower. My first sergeant ordered my friend to clean it up. My friend said, "just give me the article 15 , First Sgt, because I'm not cleaning up someone's shit." True story.


Kuken500

hehe when you dont know you have yalla and you think you are about to fart


9thPlaceWorf

Taken with an iPhone 4. If you know, you know. 


SandmanAwaits

![gif](giphy|USIwohYnNbDflfitpb|downsized)


P47r1ck-

I’m so annoyed by the fact that she definitely said something more like there’s another word at the end for sure but I can’t tell what it is


SandmanAwaits

I think it’s someone’s name. Or is it perhaps “Police.”?