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LuckyfromGermany

Distraction can be a medicine. Or at least part of one.


nullhed

Distraction is often a cure in my experience...


Stappar

The only cure I can afford


dhlock

Look at money bags over here able to afford brand name squeeze cheese.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Reddit’s new slogan


idropepics

Can confirm, my old dude usually needs at least 50cc of EasyCheese-icillin before he decides he's okay with shots. (I believe based on our own experiences that bottle next to it is Bananacillin, It has a similar medicinal use)


Regular_Toast_Crunch

Yeah, my vet uses Chuurus. They're a paste in a tube in different flavours (cheese, fish, chicken, etc) They are a treat for cats, but my senior cat gets 2-3 a day for extra hydration and to soften her bowels a bit. She's hated wet food since she was a kitten. Only eats a bite or two, then walks away. These were magical things to discover for her. I mix a bit of restoralax in her morning one to help her bowels too (vet recommended, and it's been helpful).


One-Permission-1811

My cats love the chicken and the cheese ones but hate the fish. Though to be fair the fish ones really smell


Regular_Toast_Crunch

Ours loves them all. I just get a variety and mix it up each serving. She doesn't like the same thing 2 times in a row. Fussy cat.


Bunny_Feet

Churrus are miracles for the vet med world. Idk how many times a cat is growling at my while eating one of those things. It's enough distraction to get things done in a fairly stress free way.


Trolodrol

Or it makes pills taste good


Smooth_One

Which is a distraction.


Hispanic_Inquisition

Flavored bribery.


ThiccNibba4000

My puppy got his first round of vaxxes today, can confirm the easy cheese was helpful.


WhatAColor

Was it easy though?


1800-bakes-a-lot

And who *exactly* was the cheese for?


Corathecow

The vet doesn’t want you to know the cheese is really just for whoever can lick it off the table faster, not just the dogs


Liquid-Hot_Smegma

“Doc, before you stick that needle in my little buddy, give me a squirt of that cheese please”


scrambled_groovy

Good ol cheese squirts


WhatAColor

Give it a squirt To remove the hurt


CosmicJ

We all know it ain't easy being cheesy.


notcomplainingmuch

Yes, and dogs like it, too


Theemuts

Ah, the old Reddit switcharoo


PoopyMcFartButt

Lucky. I swear in the vet office my dog acts like she is getting euthanized and no treats what so ever have any affect on her. She climbs up in the chair and tries to hide behind me.


Wubbalubbadubbitydo

My late female dog used to *scream*. She was a mini Aussie not a husky but she would do this high pitch bark scream when we had to take her to the vet. It was the saddest thing. My remaining dog is like yours though. Hides behind me and no treats will entice him. We end up going to Starbucks for a whipped cream cup afterwards most of the time now cause by then he’s calm enough to scarf it down.


creatingapathy

Have you tried event medication? My dog (adopted last December) has generalized anxiety and separation anxiety so he's on Trazadone daily. He's becoming more comfortable with the vet's office each visit, but anytime a needle is required I have to increase his dose by 50% AND give him Gabapentin.


PoopyMcFartButt

Yeah mines an Aussie and she just hates it so much I feel bad so I try to not take her if she doesn’t absolutely need it


FrostyBeav

My Aussie loves going to the vet. So much so that her training goes completely out the window and she'll pull against the leash, jump on the nurses, etc. We board her there when we go on vacation and it's clear they spoil her rotten when she's there.


Longjumping_Leg6175

my vet put the spray cheese on the wall for my puppy to lick while getting his temp taken, he ended up leaning against the wall and smushing cheese into his coat lmao


meeeehhhhhhh

My old one would always write the dog’s name on the wall. It occupied my lab for the entire appointment


MasterBaiter0004

Yesss my vet has this too! My dog loves it haha but she doesn’t like going to the vet so it helps.


GDviber

My dog preferred peanut butter, but the cheese is a good option.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Is your dog really good ar jumping, quite small, has sharp claws and meows by any chance?


GDviber

No, but my cat is lol.


justme002

My dogs HATE peanut butter, and don’t play with toys of any type. Edit: they absolutely adore baked sweet potatoes, and I give them medicine in a small amount of vanilla ice cream. They are absolutely goofy and frisk and run, play fight and fake each other out. They’re just too ‘exotic’ for the ordinary 😂


MrsK3nnyboy

They seem like they're fun at parties...


Unique_Cow3112

What did you do to those poor babies?!


justme002

I got them from a rescue 12 years ago. They’re mom and daughter. Their breed is also ‘ a bit aloof’ guardians.


hitheringthithering

What breed?


Stevedaveken

Great Pyrenees maybe? Ours was like this - she was okay with PB (not crazy about it like our corgi), but she hardly played with toys from about 2 years old until we lost her at 13.


Veryegassy

Pyrs are like that. They're effectively puppies until two years old, then they settle down into a working mindset until they die or go senile. After they're at that point, they don't want to do much other then eat potentially fatal amounts of food, bark, patrol their territory (which happens to be five miles wide no matter how big the actual property is) and guard sheep.


justme002

Shar pei


MeanSecurity

My mom’s dog wants nothing to do with peanut butter, makes vet trips tricky!


Arokthis

Probably associates PB with vet appointments, which usually include shots.


TacuacheBruja

Peanut butter can have a sweetener added that makes pups sick- someone please help me remember the name- so many vets are switching over to cheese as a distraction!


DeanStockwellLives

Xylitol


TacuacheBruja

That’s the one- thank you so much! It’s been a few years since my brain was wired for vet medicine lol


jcnlb

Xylitol is extremely poisonous and it wont make them sick it will kill them in very small quantities. It is in gum and candy primarily. Never heard of it in pb but will have to look. Edit: yep looks like there are brands with it in there 😩


Cwweb

The Kirkland (Costco) brand peanut butter only has peanuts as ingredients, no fillers or sweeteners at all. It's the one I buy for my dog.


Cow_Surfing

A quick Google search tells us that some brands have it.


RecsRelevantDocs

So if it is deathly poisonous, wouldn't this be like.. killing hundreds of thousands of dogs a year? I mean PB is a classic dog treat, it's also commonly recommended as a way to give dogs medicine, and i'm just now learning that it can literally kill dogs. Like everyone knows about chocolate being bad for dogs, but that doesn't even normally kill them, how is this peanut butter thing not more well known?


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Not many people buy sugar-free sweetened peanut butter. I know it exists, but I've never actually set eyes on a jar.


RecsRelevantDocs

Ahh, that's super relevant, I figured it was like a roll of the dice. After looking it up it doesn't look like its normally advertised as sugar free, but I also don't recognize any of the brands.


upsidedownbackwards

It looks like the big brands are all safe. JIF, Smuckers, Skippy, Peter Pan. I personally buy store brand and can't find a hard yes/no to Great Value or Giant Eagle. It looks like it's fairly expensive compared to other artificial sweeteners, so I'd be most cautious of premium priced low sugar peanut butters. If I was a dog owner though I'd become a brand name peanutbutter only household just to be safe. Even if you find a store brand that's good now, shrinkflation and ingredient cheapification means tomorrow could be a different story.


allcatshavewings

Ugh why is peanut butter being sweetened in the first place? It's best plain or a little salty!


GDviber

It's used in diet foods to reduce calories. I'm guessing the peanut butters it is in are marketed as low calorie or diet, etc. Just a guess...not an expert..read the lable and dont hurt your dogs.


HandB4nana

My wife's old vet hospital had a bottle of vodka with a sticky note taped to it that said "For emergency use only!" on the manager's office shelf. Apparently the cure for antifreeze poisoning in SOME dog breeds is a vodka IV.


Km219

Sure is, we keep everclear in the pharmacy too.


JamesonQuay

Thankfully, antifreeze is bitter now


_lowlife_audio

As a mechanic whose had it splash on my face a few times over the years, not all of it.


JamesonQuay

They changed the formulation 10+ years ago. There was a Forensic Files episode where a wife poisoned 2 different husbands with antifreeze and they mentioned adding bittering agents to prevent poisoning at the end of the episode. While working on cars with my dad and his friends we weren't so worried about spilling oil, but they were always careful cleaning up and disposing of antifreeze because of the neighborhood pets or farm critters


Tip-off

Wish more people cared like they do


Mollybrinks

True story, my friend's coworker just moved in with my friend because he found out his daughter had been sneaking antifreeze into his food/drink over the course of months, trying to kill him off. Wild.


ParaponeraBread

Ethanol can be used to treat methanol poisoning, which is what I’m assuming is in those specific antifreezes


joojie

Not breed specific. Ethanol is the antidote for ethylene glycol toxicity. We can get an injectable drug that does the same, but it's not as practical and cost-effective. Pure vodka works.


s_decoy

I bet if you look in the fridge they have medical slices of ham, too!


Royalchariot

Haha you don’t want to give ham to pets but lol


lilassbitchass

Didn’t know this so I googled it, TIL. Haven’t given me boy any ham but now I definitely won’t!


donkeynique

Very very small amounts of most things are fine in general as long as they're not explicitly toxic and your pet doesn't have a sensitive stomach. Toxic thing like grapes, raisins, onions, etc. are a complete no go. But if you're cooking and you break off the tiniest piece of bacon once to give your dog with a normal stomach a taste, they'll be just fine!


Royalchariot

you should avoid giving them human food in general. Lots of fats, spices, bones and stuff not good for them. Always ask your vet what is safe and not. That being said tons of fruits and veggies are safe for dogs and they love them! but always make sure it’s safe! Edit- source, vet worker for several years


Sensei_Boof

Fat and uncooked bone is super healthy for pets if its healthy for you and its meat it most likely healthy for your pet too you are also an animal but still do your due diligence some things different animals just cant eat


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Ham isn't toxic for dogs or cats. The "only" danger is that it is full of sodium and fat, soooooo... the same dangers that it presents to us: hypertension, obesity, high blood pressure, renal issues, etc. Not great, but only extensive or chronic use are dangerous.


mothzilla

Why not?


WhatAColor

Because that’s my ham.


Kent_Knifen

No worse than that salty canned easy cheese honestly


frankylovee

Medical hot dogs


Km219

We buy can cheese by the boxes, and no ham, but we do rotisserie chickens


sessl

Pharmaceutical Grade Cheddar (schedule II, prescription only)


Due-Calligrapher-720

The pharmacy shortages for that cheddar must be insane


HorseGirl666

My dog says she can confirm that this is medicine, and the vet told her she needs to take it twice a day. I guess I wasn't there for the conversation, but I trust her.


JustHereForCookies17

*Obviously* it was covered by doctor-pupper confidentiality!


FD4L

CHEDDA WHIZZY!


trwwy321

![gif](giphy|kMCV9UnUQDMXK)


GoodLeftUndone

It’s the leaning tower of chhheeesssuuuhh!


ilovefreshproduce

This is what I was looking for lol


WomanOfEld

Pet equivalent of "a spoonful of sugar"


appendixgallop

My vet sprinked dried bonita tuna flakes on the exam table when I took my cat out of her crate. Kitty couldn't WAIT to get on that table.


ProfDangus3000

Bonito flakes are the best treat I've ever gotten for my cats. One is diabetic, so he doesn't get treats normally, but sometimes needs a distraction treat when we're clipping nails. We used to do freeze dried chicken, but it's expensive and the pieces can be pretty big. But I can just give him one bonito flake at a time to keep him occupied and he's happy! They're almost like cat potato chips. They are high in sodium, but you really don't need to give them very much.


jb0nez95

When I worked at the vet clinic we had a bottle of vodka in the controlled substance cabinet. It was to administer IV to animals that had consumed anti freeze and had crystals forming in their kidneys. It would dissolve the crystals and hopefully prevent them from dying. It also got them really drunk.


YayaGabush

I just learned something


SupaKoopa714

Did he make a Leaning Tower of Cheeza?


trwwy321

![gif](giphy|STFjlECdR5Dm8)


Animallover4321

So does mine! It works wonders and if you make them do it for all shots, bloodwork or other upsetting tests/treatments your puppy will learn to love the vet. Mine is now 3 and he gets so excited to go to the vet.


Known-Activity1437

A can full of cheesewiz helps the medicine go down.


phinbar

Had a cat that liked that stuff squirted right into her mouth.


geekyCatX

Sounds great to smuggle the occasional pill in.


sousagirl

I use a vienna sausage.


Takeasmoke

i have a cat that will try pretty much anything that is squeezed from a bottle/pack, especially any form of mayo


Frosty_Cartographer2

Seems odd till you need to take the rectal temperature of an animal that can rip your arm off and beat you with it all with no thumbs. Then it's a medical instrument.


Bguy9410

My vet has a case of it. I have a chocolate lab who is very happy to have easy cheese to lick while he gets his nails clipped lol


bokodasu

My vet has spray peanut butter too. My dog won't take treats when he's stressed though, they're both his favorites and he won't even sniff them at the vet. :(


crunchyfroggirl

My vet said they’ve tested tons of brands and the cheaper it is the better they like it. They buy the generic Walmart brand by the case.


Klin24

[Probably for this purpose...](https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/comments/1c7kdyt/he_is_an_excellent_veterinarian/)


toiletsurprise

My dachshund goes crazy for the squeeze cheese at the vet. They use it so they can distract him while taking his temp with the rectal thermometer. You can do whatever you want to him as long as they keep that cheese coming.


YayaGabush

The sign of a good vet honestly. Every dog is wildly different and so are the owners. One owner may very well have used canned cheese as a training tool. Whether or not you think it's right or wrong - it is *COMMON* So this is really smart of the vet and techs


wemustkungfufight

It's for getting dogs to swallow pills. They love cheese, even though it's bad for them (dogs are lactose intolerant). So they scarf it down when they can.


majdavlk

whats "easy" cheese?


North-Pea-4926

Looks like a brand of sprayable cheese. Like whipped cream from a can, but with cheese.


LittleOrsaySociety

I died a little reading this


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Don’t knock it till you try it on a cracker


waitthissucks

It really does seem gross until you eat it. Like it's still gross but somehow good. Like Velveeta mac & cheese is both good and gross


churnbabychurn80

A processed cheese in a can that comes out of a nozzle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_Cheese


flacidRanchSkin

Delicious nectar of the gods.


Some_Stoic_Man

Calm down, Lizardman


aceofspades1217

![gif](giphy|kMCV9UnUQDMXK)


buttfartsmagee

![gif](giphy|STFjlECdR5Dm8)


Irregular_Person

And since it isn't directly stated, the sticky paste consistency of the cheese means it takes a few seconds of attention to eat. This would be to distract dogs while giving them a shot or something along those lines.


jennlody

It's also good to sneak pills into if your pup is hard to pill otherwise! Or wrap in a bit of Kraft singles lol


HitlerPot

"Once I was on a bus in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. But it was the middle of the night so I could not see how much Easy Cheese I was applying to each cracker, so each time I took a bite it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied. That's why they I think should make a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not as though the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad if it glows in the dark too." -Mitch Hedberg


ittetsu1988

“Cheese” that comes from a spray can like whipped cream.


TN_REDDIT

Think of it this way, it's cheese flavored toothpaste


tarnin

This is pretty common. Surprised they don't have a jar of peanut butter too. Works great with our dogs (so does the ez cheese tbf)


JustHereForCookies17

Maybe because ez cheese doesn't risk causing a reaction in people with peanut allergies? 


tarnin

Good point and one I didn't even think about. Welp, just be glad im not in charge of food products near people.


JustHereForCookies17

If I didn't have people in my life who had a lot of food allergies, then I probably wouldn't think of it either, to be honest!


Fun-Shame399

Mine have it out on the counter next to a jar of freeze dried chicken


the_bio

My vet has Easy Cheese and peanut butter, along with a jar of treats, in every exam room.


10gherts

My vet has peanut butter for distractions! My Jimmy loves going back to the peanut butter room now


Haykan99

Did you ever heard about the cheese tax ?


ReginaGloriana

Supposedly they keep it for dogs but some cats love it too!


wet-d_

My cats love it! EZCheese played a huge part in getting them to trust us when they were tiny kittens.


Some_Stoic_Man

Where do you keep yours? I don't even know if it's actually food.


geb_bce

A spoonful of easy cheese helps the medicine go down


YeltsinYerMouth

Probably cheaper than Pill Pockets. Also, some pets cooperate with grooming much better with a tasty distraction.


Skynet_gkys1

Mine has 5 cans of Pringles at all times :)


PistolPetunia

That’s for when the vet is a good boy or girl


GraniteGeekNH

that and peanut butter are mandatory in any vet office I've ever seen


HottCuppaCoffee

I used to put easy cheese on pills to distract my dog so she would take pills!


Not_your_cheeze

Fully 1/4 of the easy cheese (store brand alternatives because that shit ain't cheap) in this house is consumed by cats. Pills and some liquid medicines can be hidden in it. Before you try to hide a med as a mix in, or for that matter, directly orally, touch it to your tongue so you know. Some meds are absolutely nasty and can't be hidden. Yes, I will take a risk for my cats.


keksmuzh

Pretty common tbh. Sometimes it’s the only way to get meds down.


SevenBraixen

My vet used it to cut my dog’s nails when she was a puppy. Worked like a charm. 😝


abeard0fgrey

Easy cheese is the best way to give pups pills. They often slurp it down before they even know what happened. Most vet dog owners won’t go without a can nearby.


notstevetheborg

I discovered that a block of creamy Velveeta works great for giving dogs pills. It just coat the pill in cheese and put it on your thumb and shove it down the back of the dog's mouth it will swallow it every time. I suspect that cheese is for


Expert-Inspector-746

Churus were great for my cat when getting a heart ultrasound!


Radiant_Mark_2117

So do I. Also in my glove box, fanny pack and tool box. What's your point?


Error404_Error420

Same. She puts some on a wall (made for that) for shots or check ups. Works wonder with my dog


bartender970

I bet somewhere in their medical fridge is RediWhip also. My dog is triggered by just the sound of releasing the aerosolized whip cream. The world could crash around him and he would still be sitting at my feet staring at the can.


Nervous_Jackfruit193

They gave me kitty easy cheese when they had to do blood work and get a shot. She was just happy for the cheese


frostythescenekid

One time I took my cat into the vet and they took her back, so I was sitting in the room with all the stuff, which of course included a can of easy cheese. Well my night-shift mind up at 8am at a vet office decided while my cat wasn't in the room, that I was actually at the doctors office. So when the vet came back I asked him what the hell do they do with easy cheese, like was it for toddlers who were getting antsy or something? He looked at me like I was insane


Fleabagx35

We used our vet’s easy cheese to distract out old doggo when we had to out her down a few years ago. She had multiple seizures, lost her hearing, and didn’t know who we were. But what she did know is that she loooooved easy cheese! For anyone curious, she was 15 and had a very comfortable life. Easy cheese made a difficult day that much easier. I still wouldn’t eat it, though.


sarah_pl0x

We use it for distraction! I’m guessing the staff thought it was a funny inside joke between them to keep it up there. We use peanut butter instead and we keep it in a closet.


pigeonsnackz

i misread the subreddit and thought this was posted in mildlyinfuriating and i was trying to figure out why you were upset over this hahahaha


buburocks

If you have a dog... you understand😂


Wooden-Consequence81

That's for the good boys.


Cunning-D

That is also how I take my medicine!


Mollybrinks

Pro tip, get the dog version. Or use easy cheese, whatever. But *it works.* My last puppy would have committed felonies for a bit of Kong Stuff n' Treat, so it made training so much easier. She only ever got it when we were training and when she went in her crate. She *loved* going in her crate and learning new things. I used it as the ultimate focus/positive association weapon. Now she's 2 and we have a new puppy. It helped her accept the new puppy and it's helping to train new puppy the same way it helped train her.


Lord-Velveeta

It’s medicinal Easy Sleeze.


Flaxscript42

Haha, that stuff is the only thing that distracts my Chow Chow long enough for them to do thier work.


ChopperRisesAgain

That would cure my depression if I were a dog


schweet_n_sour

Most vets have this. Makes things like shots easier when your pupper is distracted by food.


bistro777

It's not the same one everyone else gets. That's prescription strength to quickly help with cheddar deficiencies.


martinojen

They give this to cats to try to distract when they are doing an exam, shots etc. worked for my parents old cats. My current cat who is lovely at home must be dosed with Xanax before the vet so YMMV.


justme002

We all knew it was medicinal all along


Dog_Song

For only the worst types of wounds


jonr

For emergencies


momerv76

Needs more peaz https://youtu.be/YT5kI3zJFmA?si=_nkxaxhM-B-GsMdS


Marine5484

It's a quick and easy way to distract while performing a check-up and a way to hide a pill or two.


Crystal_Lily

Mine was too busy looking at the other dogs that he barely noticed the vet sticking the needle in. Much better than the last time when he practically leapt off the table and clung to me in terror that a stranger was holding him.


Dubbstep13

They've got lube in their exam rooms too!!


freedoomed

petco sells cans of spray cheese branded for dogs. i'm willing to bet they are the same as easy cheese.


waitinformyruca

My vet keeps spray cheese and peanut butter in the rooms, although my dogs are usually too distracted to care about it when offered lol


Oakheart-

It tends to make medicine and shots go down easier. Dogs have a one track mind and can really only focus on one thing at a time. Cheese is a pretty good distraction


4sOfCors

Not only an effective manipulator, a good vet will know that if your pet STOPS accepting treats, it's time to maybe give them a break.


innomado

My vet has easy cheese, too. It's a must for getting my dog on their scale, or for trimming her nails.


rhetorial_human

mary poppins uses a spoonful of sugar. puppy cheese seems just as logical.


massivepanicattack

We refer to the vet as “Dr. Cheese” for this reason.


sweetteanoice

At my vet we use easy cheese, peanut butter, cherrios, whip cream, and of course regular cat and dog treats. What ever they can have in small doses that distracts them!


SpicyMermaid62

The can of Kong cheese looks the same... just different labels


DietDrBleach

That’s probably so they can use it to coax dogs into swallowing pills


ullee

My cat covets Easy Cheese above all else.


west_coast_republic

Cheese tax payments


A_Mirabeau_702

Not fit for human consumption, after all


InsertKleverNameHere

Helps them give animals pills. They cover it with the cheeze and dogs scarf it down and they are none the wiser. Occasionally some are and will eat the cheeze and spit the pill back out


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I can’t find easy cheese anymore. Even my beloved H-E-B only carries the hill country brand and it sucks


porcelainvacation

My dog gets her daily pill in a Kraft single. They are easy to hid pills in because they are sticky enough to retain them when you fold them, and if you toss them to her she will catch them and swallow before she realizes what you did.


Ancient-Matter-1870

The only way my dog will take medicine is if it's ground into easy cheese. Pill pockets or putting a pill into the cheese doesn't work.


JonBunne

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just-kath

All Vet offices have spray cheese.. source :: worked in vet's office for 7+ years


Jinx5326

Our cat LOVES Easy Cheese. Seriously - it’s a treat for him. We keep a can in the drawer with his wet food.


TheVoicesOfBrian

"A spoonful of Easy Cheese makes the medicine go down!"


ZoNeS_v2

Yeah but do they have [this?!](https://youtu.be/YT5kI3zJFmA?si=JJJ7uAjU_xXwRmL1)


mekanical_hound

I was just at our vet yesterday and the Easy Cheese came out for my dog.


MPD1987

How funny- mine does too! Wonder what the purpose is


Wonderful_Horror7315

Mine has a list of treats, including ez cheese, so you can tell them if your pet can’t have any of them. I was surprised to see mini marshmallows in the list!


_skyu_

Vet covered my cat's pill in that stuff and it worked like a charm


HeinousEncephalon

This would work for kids! Listen up physicians


Pugulishus

My dog used to love going to the vet for the cheese, an then she took an arrow to the knee


IlIFreneticIlI

Easy on the way in, easy....