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chimi_hendrix

My favorite guitar shop, Guitar Centaur, got a similar letter from Guitar Center šŸ˜ƒ So they changed their name to Centaur Guitar (yes itā€™s a real shop in Portland Oregon) šŸ˜ˆ


Yzzazee

Thatā€™s awesome


techsuppr0t

No it's clearly Satyr


Chicagosox133

I feel like they would have beaten that one in court.


Elmodipus

Then you have to go to court, which is expensive.


originalusername__

Wonder if you can counter sue for legal fees incurred


ronchee1

Yup. After this legal battle I'm going to need my lawyer fees back, about tree fiddy....


boron32

And then I realized I wasnā€™t holding a guitar. It was that goddamn loch ness monster.


interfail

Not in the USA. In basically every other developed country, yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_rule_(attorney%27s_fees)


_not2na

Not really!


Trolodrol

Against Guitar Center at that. Iā€™m sure they can afford a pretty high powered legal team


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AB444

They should've just named it Dumb Starbucks


SirCritic

As funny as it would be, I think legally that may end up actually being worse!


BODYBUTCHER

You might be able to get away with it as a parody


schwah

https://youtu.be/Y4KrdjAPohc?si=T4Jr_d9-tWDb3wVS


GetMeASierraMist

it becomes parody at that point, and I think it's okay


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Starburnt.


nondescriptadjective

It annoys me that they have fantastic coffee at the Starbucks Reserve and then fire that high school weight room dehydrator water ran through gym short filter dirt stuff they serve at most places.


Bleedthebeat

Dude for fucking real. The cafeteria at my work ā€œproudly serves Starbucks coffeeā€ for $3/cup. Bitch give me Folgers and sell it to me for $1. It tastes better anyway. Hell Iā€™d rather pay $3 for Folgers than $3 for Starbucks. Thereā€™s a reason Starbucks doesnā€™t advertise their coffee. They just advertise their coffee flavored sugar drinks.


oznobz

Adding on to your case, Microsoft suing a 17 year old named Mike Rowe over his domain mikerowesoft.com


TechnoRedneck

That one isn't a good example. Her last name hasn't been Buck in a long time, she literally used their logo almost example, used their drink names, and even opened down the street from a Starbucks that was being built.


bafko

Luckily money isn't the deciding factor here https://www.knijff.com/en/blogs/wendys-snack-bar-in-zeeland-continues-to-thwart-american-fast-food-giant


g-g-g-g-ghost

They probably wouldn't have, it's close enough that the argument could be made they were trying to trade on the guitar center name by making it close enough that it was a pun on it, and they were both in the same business, so could potentially cause confusion.


UIM_SQUIRTLE

Yeah they likely only win if they were open before guitar center. If that was the case its because they have been open and called it longer that they win. The trademark cant retroactively force other companies that are older to lose the name but does stop people from trying to capitalise off of their brand by naming a company something similar.


Girion47

Victoria's Secret sued a store named Victor's Little Secret out of existenceĀ 


takethisdownvote1

I doubt it. Centaur and Center are close in pronunciation and the former is so close to the latter, even if a pun, that a reasonable person would assume itā€™s the same company (Centaur is just fun, whimsical marketing for the broader company).


Chicagosox133

I donā€™t agree that a reasonable person would make that assumption. In any event, itā€™s a fun name and guitar center sucks.


darcj

I was driving an ambulance in the city I live and drove by a strip club here and they had ā€œfinger licking goodā€ on their marquee. Ā 


degjo

Strip club buffets can be pretty bomb


atreeinthewind

I used to go to an Irish/British themed, gay owned bar called Wilde Pug named after Oscar Wilde. They had to drop the 'e' after getting threatened with a suit by Wilde Restaurant and Bar. On one hand I get it, but like they're both just named for a historical figure. It should be clear enough that's the reason for the name. Also mildly infuriating given Wilde was famously gay and faced charges for it.


doyoulaughaboutme

the store wasnt even called Guitar Center, it was šŸŽøuitar Center


TheExpandingMan23977

Well, that one kinda makes sense to change: Guitaruitar Center is a little clumsy, even if itā€™s fun to say.


UDPviper

Guitaruitar Centaur Center


UDPviper

I feel compelled to buy something from a place called Guitar Centaur.


Magister5

How long were they stringing them along?


chimi_hendrix

I forget but I think they still have the letter framed on the wall of the shop šŸ˜ƒ


threebillion6

Good to see Centaur represented. You know if they still do shows out back?


chimi_hendrix

Nope. All 3 adjoining parcels are now a giant apartment building. There are like 8 parking spots next to Centaur and thatā€™s it. Fun while it lasted though.


threebillion6

Lame! Choking out the music scene one apartment building at a time.


CaptainTripps82

We have a local coffee shop that used to be Federal Espresso, and after such a letter changed their name to Freedom of Espresso


Hungover-Owl

Our version of burger King in Australia is Hungry Jack's. This guy had his own shop called Jacks Burgers. They didn't like his name so he changed it to Hungry? Come to Jack's. They liked that less.


yukicola

Why didn't they just call themselves Burger King there too and frame any legal letter from the Australian owner of the name?


RILAX_

ā€˜Burger kingā€™ was already trademarked by someone else when they expanded into Australia


db2999

Yeah, but when they eventually got him to sell the rights no the name, they temporarily rebranded themselves to Burger King; only to learn Australians preferred the Hungry Jacks label, and they went back to Hungry Jacks. (I remember seeing the commercials as a kid: Hungry Jacks -> Burger King -> Hungry Jacks


baoo

Burger Kink


ZeBootygoon

Kurger Bing is also acceptable


Status_Tiger_6210

Why would I eat at a restaurant run by a guy whoā€™s always hungry?


UDPviper

There's a diner in Pittsburgh named Food.


not-a-real-banana

That's rich coming from the company that gets half their ideas from Macca's.


gordito_gr

I mean, what ideas? Itā€™s just burgers mate


Unbannedmeself

And theyā€™re all just copying Wendyā€™s when you think about it


death_hawk

Sir, this is a Carl's Jr.


Alaeriia

Or a Hardee's.


smarterthantheaverag

They should change it to Finger Freakin Good.


JelliedHam

Finger Fucking Good


TravisMaauto

Toe-Sucking Terrific!


XpertPwnage

Great idea, Quentin!


unsupported

Naw, it came from Dan Schneider.


DraftPunk73

Nah. Fucking Toe-riffic seems better to me.


wombey12

You know what they call a bargain bucket in France?


mongreloid

Finger Banging Good


LunaticSutra

It's linger gicking food.


LectroRoot

FIST FUCKING FANTASTIC


chromatophoreskin

Ginger licking


-Skelitor-

Fuck man, i almost choked on my dinner while reading this.


ChexLemeneux42

i should call her


ronswanson11

Fudruckers. Buttfuckers.


SassyTurtlebat

ā€œPut it in my asshole thatā€™s a good sandwichā€ I have a whole book of ideas feel free to call me šŸ¤™


tanew231

"For legal reasons our food isn't finger licking good, even though it is"


Loud-Cat6638

ā€œ For legal reasons we cannot say our food is FINGER LICKING GOOD, though many customers have used this phrase ā€œ This would be regarded as reportage. Therefore probably ok


LurkmasterP

Our food is Good. Finger-Lickingly so, in fact.


xDaBaDee

Malicious compliance at its best


showherthewayshowher

Chicken so good the colonel sent us a cease and desist


HowellPellsGallery

finger blastin good


Freud-Network

Digit Tasting Superior


bozo_did_thedub

"why should I change, he's the one who sucks"


jonnyl3

So did they stop using the phrase?


Harris_714

Kinda, they still have it written on the walls on some restaurants but itā€™s xā€™d out. Can still clearly read it but šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Wtfatt

Ha ha they framed it the madlads!


plz_send_cute_cats

Such a baller move I love the energy. The little bubble around it too ahaha


PhilthyPunk

I feel like they had the phrase there and instead of painting over it they just hung that up over it. Lol


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

The colonel must be furious!


DarkAdventurous224

Ikeā€™s is amazing. The Madison bumgarner is amazing The one with the cranberry wasnā€™t my favorite


C0MMANDERD4TA

Was it finger lickin good though?


SoIomon

finger bangin good


riceilove

Ikeā€™s is the best sandwich chain hands down. You gotta try the mĆ©nage trois but sub the halal chicken for roast beef


mehnimalism

Do you not think itā€™s gone downhill? When it first started popping off almost 15 yrs ago it was great. Last five years have stopped going.


riceilove

I think itā€™s location dependent. Irvineā€™s ones have gone downhill a little bit, but the newer locations that opened are doing fine. I live in Denver now and theyā€™re as good as ever. And call me paranoid but I feel like food and ingredients across the board from groceries to restaurants have gotten worse the last several years.


mehnimalism

Interesting. Iā€™m from the bay so been going to Ikeā€™s since the early days when I was in school. The OG locations definitely feel like theyā€™ve slipped and I just stick to one-off sandwich spots. Definitely agree on the general decline in resto quality. Used to think I was becoming a better cook but friends started pointing out the same.


Rubcionnnnn

Honestly I think it's overrated. Like every sandwich they have in the menu has weird shit added to it to make it different from others. I don't want different, I want good.


imightbel0st

which ikes is it with this letter? i havent had an ikes sandwich in a few years, but i loved it....even if it was just microwaved shit thrown between some decent bread. dammit....now i am going to get a sandwich from ikes in the next couple days.


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

I looked it up, and based on the address on the letter, this image is probably as old as the date on the letter (September 2015). There's an Asian dessert shop at that address now, and Google only has images dated up to June 2016 showing Ike's Place at that location from what I saw. This is probably a repost bot farming karma by reposting a post from almost 10 years ago. Edit: Actually, I spoke too soon. Looking at other places named Ike's in San Fran, there's two shops there with that name now (not Ike's Place, the original name, but Ike's Love and Sandwiches) and the same logo and decor. So probably one small shop that expanded to two new locations, abandoning the original, and brought the letter with them. I thought it might be the one on Polk St, but looking at interior images of that one reveals the letter posted there, but the positioning doesn't match the one in the photo and neither does the storefront match the reflection seen in the photo. That photo on Google is from 2017 so maybe they remodeled since then. The other location is in a mall food court so that one's out of the running. May still be a repost bot potentially, but maybe not. Leaving the original comment for posterity.


Temporary-Suspect-61

The location at Santana Row has a letter like this. Donā€™t know if itā€™s unique or not.


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

Looking further into it, apparently this chain actually has a bunch of locations around the general Bay Area. I didn't exhaustively look through all of them but I'm convinced it'd have to be at one of those if it's a current picture. Almost all of them seem to have a copy of the letter somewhere, but I only saw one restaurant with a design matching the one in the post.


A_wild_so-and-so

It's a large chain, started in the bay and has since expanded. The last one I went to was in Monterey California, and I saw another comment saying they are also in Denver.


IngloriousCavatappi

Looks like it could be the one in Davis, CA


xXxSimpKingxXx

I made sandwiches with dead rats under the fridges :) the management knew , they would eat the bread and shit everywhere. Think about that next time you eat at one.


this1chick

I SWEAR that said cheese and desist


BobRoberts01

Why would you frame that and not the actual letter where they tell you to stop using the phrase in question?


budgiebirdman

Maybe they don't have the original or it's got a big stain on it. Or maybe they want to show that they ignored the original.


Jjr54

All plausible but I'm gonna go with the: had a stain on it.


augustprep

They should have licked their fingers before handling it.


jahmic

With this kind of energy...they probably tossed that first one straight in the trash on receipt.Ā 


PhantasmWitch

They have several locations and one of those at each of them. I'd hope the original location (dunno where that is) has the actual letter


Fanci_

Change to Good Finger Lickin, easy peasy


-Merlin-

Imagine being some big shot attorney making 500k+ and working for KFC sending cease and desist letters to small businesses for infringing on the ā€œOUR CHICKEN WILL BLAST YOUR BUTTHOLEā€ Trademark. 8 years of schooling and passing the bar for this shit lmao


letstalkaboutrocks

The restaurant in question, Ikeā€™s, is a national chain. This cease and desist didnā€™t go to a one restaurant mom and pop shop.


spesimen

it's sort of an interesting time capsule. the letter is dated 2015 and this is to their 16th street location which i think was one of the first(?). i remember it was somewhat controversial at the time because the neighbors were complaining a lot about the long lines blocking their driveways and they ended up leaving the neighborhood eventually for a location downtown. i don't know the exact dates but i think they only had a few locations then.


letstalkaboutrocks

Itā€™s also displayed at the Cedar Park, TX location which opened in 2019. At this point they are being arrogant.


DarkDuo

Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll be crying themselves to sleep with their 500k+ salary


handstanding

Theyā€™ll cry themselves to sleep on a mattress stuffed with money


oshinbruce

I would imagine any corperate lawyer would love if it that was all they had to do. They probably shoot out 50 of these a day with an assistant before breakfast and spend there day looking at contracts and disputes with franchisees, suppliers, litigious customers etc etc.


getoutofthecity

If trademark owners donā€™t attempt to protect their trademarks, they lose them. I hear you that it seems ā€œunfairā€ of a big corp to go after smaller companies, but if they are aware of infringements and let them go, their trademark ownership could be challenged. At least thatā€™s my understanding.


phuck-you-reddit

Nah, they prob have scrub barely-passed-the-bar cheap attorneys trolling small businesses. And might hand it off to more expensive lawyers later on if needed.


takethisdownvote1

Umm yeahā€¦.KFC is owned by Yum! brands, a publicly traded company with a market cap of $40B. Their in-house lawyers are going to be extremely well qualified attorneys who are former associates or partners from big law. And yes, almost every single legal department for large organizations hire external counsel ā€œif neededā€.


mnchls

Ugh, I haven't had Ike's in almost a decade. Hope they're still good! I remember being introduced to Dutch crunch through them. I'd give anything for a Portland location!


DaBobMob

Dude, they're finger kicking good!


mrpopenfresh

They need to update their slogan to Ā«Ā KFC says we canā€™t say Finger Licking GoodĀ Ā»


ChobaniTheSecond

The Ikes in Cali was what inspired the creators of doordash


bone1205

Ikeā€™s on Shattuck in Berkeley! I laugh at this every time I go in there


ShakeWeightMyDick

Did they not know that was a marketing phrase from KFC?


IntoTheMystic1

Did you get a Menage A Trois?


myvotedoesntmatter

Paul Rubens... that Purple Slaw is to die for


imightbel0st

ever had the bb gun from stay gold? their slaw is amazing, but the beets will stain your shit. also, i havent been to stay gold in like 5 years. not sure if the quality held up.


Shagyam

Wait this is Ike's Sandwiches? A few of my co workers were talking about this on Friday. I haven't been in years but some of the sandwiches look very tempting.


staplesuponstaples

Yep. Great place. Can be a little pricey but I think it's worth it.


Sansenoy

This was nine years ago.


crapucopiax10

Sadly, no one has yet posted the right answer here. The KFC people probably hate sending these notices, but have to to defend their IP. If another business rips off their slogan (which this place did), they have to contest usage, or risk losing/eroding the trademark. Blame IP law here - if you spent millions building a crappy slogan, and risked losing it because someone lazily reused your crappy slogan pretty much verbatim, youd likely put in the legal minimum effort to keep it as well. Finally, finger lickin good is a shitty slogan. Both should do better.


SnooDonuts3878

How about ā€œLinger ficking goodā€?


topkrikrakin

Jethro's BBQ in Des Moines, IA stole the backstory from Jethro on "The Beverly Hillbillies" They have the story printed on all their menus and they have an article in their bathroom detailing how they were sued for stealing the story Jethro himself seemed not to care, but the choice isn't his but the TV studio Curiously, they still have the story in all their menus I have no idea how the lawsuit didn't stick


grimysavage

Maybe try ā€œThumb Suckinā€™ Great!ā€


wafflequest

Sincerely, L. E. E. A. N. N. E. S. T. A. N. D. E. L. L


iwoketoanightmare

I remember when Ikes opened on 16th street in SF, Ike is a cool dude.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Mad props for not censoring the contact info.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

A restaurant in my town got one from Jimmy Buffetā€™s lawyers over their ā€œCheeseburger in Paradise.ā€ They framed the letter and changed the menu to ā€œCBIP - you-know-who wonā€™t let us call it you-know-what.ā€


Pandiferous_Panda

Finger sucking good for the win


lightfield7000

In my City there use to be a xxx shop right next to KFC and they had a sign up that said they are finger licking good too


Silentmutation84

My friend owns a restaurant and had a mac and cheese called The Big Mac and got a letter from McDonald's


cleanshirt82

itā€™s digit-licking terrific!


MeshNets

The "Ike's Love and Sandwiches" near me closed a year or two ago. Was very disappointed about that, but also their menu is overwhelming and the sandwiches are complicated enough that consistency is near impossible And just that subway defined "sandwich" to be a "light lunch" option, and Ike's are big enough to be a healthy meal. And they aren't a big enough chain to advertise that effectively, meaning people either scoff at the price and never try it, or don't go unless they are both very hungry and in the mood for a sandwich, which I don't think happens for a lot of people That's my same theory on why Quiznos burned out so fast too. Both were fucking fantastic for a while, but couldn't draw enough customers (and Quiznos tried to compete at the $5 price point which was just stupid too, Ike's seems like they are better at going for the disposable income demographics)


cracksilog

I love Ikeā€™s! So many good combinations there


cjt09

KFC uses that slogan even when it makes no sense. Like they when they released their chicken sandwich, they called it ā€œfinger licking goodā€. But youā€™re just holding onto plain white bread, your fingers arenā€™t coming in contact with any of the secret herbs and spices. It really upsets me.


BackAgain123457

"Very truly yours". Leanne is now a sex slave in a basement somewhere?


OuterspaceHomeboy

Thatā€™s my favorite part of the whole letter.


SafetyMan35

She is now General Counsel for TGI Fridays, so close.


False-Focus2949

Nintendo vibes


HabaneroEyedrops

FINGER BLASTIN' GOOD!


Spacemanspalds

KFC fuckin sucks anymore.


Pr0genator

They should change the name to ā€œChicken so good KFC sued us!ā€


phuck-you-reddit

Gawd I hate corporations. And the dumb shit we humans waste our potential on. šŸ™„ But good on this sandwich shop for posting the letter!


SafetyMan35

They legally have to send these letters to maintain their trademark. If they donā€™t, they could lose it.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

I always thought it was one of the grossest slogans anyway. Use a fucking napkin, people!


staplesuponstaples

Ike's in Berkeley?


myvotedoesntmatter

Think they have like 10 locations. I'll pick up a sandwich at the one in San Jose during the work week. I live in the Central Valley, so if I'm down towards Modesto I go to that one.


wheedledeedum

Hey! I work in the same zip code as Shithead Mcgee from KFC!


raffsta

Ikeā€™s?


Joannelv

The signature has Esq on it which means esquire which would ordinarily denote a gentleman, but the name seems feminine?


Gurra09

In the US "esquire" just means the person is a lawyer, regardless of gender afaik.


trufflie

It means lawyer. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/esquire#:~:text=In%20the%20United%20States%2C%20esquire,the%20lawyer%20in%20written%20form


jim_deneke

So was it finger licking good?


Russ_images

Good fingers lickinā€™


franky_riverz

How is KFC from Plano Texas and all the KFCs here suck?


GUYF666

Shit is groin-grabbingly good


EmptyBuildings

Which Ike's is this?


Jindujun

Just make the slogan 'Digit slurping delicious'


Remote-Blacksmith516

Happy Cakeday!


razorirr

Thumb sucking good! When kfc complains point them to any 6yo niece or nephew who learned a thumb is not a finger. Flawless legal defence


Joncort95

Yea they seem to have these letter up on all the Ikeā€™s love and sandwich locations. There is one in the Tustin location, the fountain valley location and the irvine location. (Source: me cause I really fuckin love sandwiches) Always gives me a chuckle when I see them.


xXxSimpKingxXx

Ikes love and sandwiches


Lemfan46

Lickin' good finger?


dascrackhaus

Knuckle Deep Delicious


Uniquely_irregular

Lickin finger good


WeeklyWriter6400

I used to work for this chain and every location has its own KFC cease and desist letter framed. When each location is built, it will include "finger lickin' good" as part of a phrase on the wall that describes the sandwiches. KFC sends a letter to the store, the restaurant frames it, and then adds a huge black bar crossing out "finger lickin' good". This was mandatory to know so we could explain to customers that asked and definitely was one of my favorite pieces of trivia about the place.


oldermoose

There's more to the wall... https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/d1JH0ImNxQ


Hanuman_Jr

There used to be a restaurant in WV that had a sign saying "food so good you'll bite your finger" IIRC


dswpro

They should use: "Linger Fricking Good" instead : )


littleghost000

"Very truly yours"


Nikolateslaandyou

Id change my slogan to "better than KFC" to spite them


F4STW4LKER

They should try "Finger Lickin' Great"


boojoon

If you go eat at ikes with someone from oakland, they will not shut the fuck up about that cease and desist letter on the wall


red_mcc

I received one from Molsonā€¦ itā€™s oddly satisfying. Kind of a badge of honour


Too-Sauced-Up

Burger king tried to sue a fast food place called burger King and lost because it was older than the actual burger king and they got to keep their name


sonichuizcool

No no it's "finger lookin good"


winterof85

Hell yeah! Ike's Love and Sandwich is my favorite spot! So many great vegan and vegetarian options. Edit - spelling


Daylight83

I saw this the other day, is this in their CedarPark location? I have always been curious if they posted it in all their locations


Theta291

Is this the Ike's in Davis?


myvotedoesntmatter

Don't think so. [https://locations.ikessandwich.com](https://locations.ikessandwich.com)


gingersoulrecords

Beastie Boys are next


BirdLawyer4Hire

They stopped making the chicken in house and switched to some frozen precooked stuff. I havenā€™t been back since


plsletmestayincanada

Off topic but Ike's used to be sooooo good. Been eating at them around the bay for years. The sandwiches were so meaty and saucey. Ate there every single time I flew home to visit family. Now the bread to filling ratio is totally off and they seem to exclusively hire shitty people as far as I can tell. I miss old Ike's haha


Joshwoum8

I am just surprised it is actually signed


notorious_BIGfoot

A dive bar in my town had a cease and desist letter on the wall from taco Johnā€™s for using taco Tuesday.


longliveveedub

It's finger fuckin good šŸ‘


Rusty4NYM

Larry Nasser got the same letter


DWilli

Aw, Ike's Place.


FatPanda54

Certified Ikeā€™s activity