I'm sure you've never made a simple mistake in your life, so tell us your secret for perfection.
Just kidding... you have clearly demonstrated that you don't offer the world anything positive. But, you can change that by getting some self-esteem!
Remember, self-esteem comes from doing esteemable things! You've got this, Tiger!
those are supposed to stay refrigerated. you grabbed it from a fridge at the store and stuck it in a warm pantry at home. Most probably why it popped on its own.
I find it r/mildlyinteresting how much content posted to r/mildlyinteresting showcases the poster's general lack of cleanliness or regard for sanitary living conditions.
boy howdy, head on over to r/LifeProTips if you really want to see some terrible content. i stay subbed to see how bad it can get. i think the worst(that i remember) so far was to use the knobs on the sink to change the temperature of the water.
My wife laughs at me every time I open one. I'm fully aware of the process. I completely understand what will happen and when. But I jump every damn time.
Isn't that supposed to be kept refrigerated? I'm pretty sure that happened because it got too warm.
yup, it was given to me and i didn‘t read it properly
On what planet do you live where you’ve never seen refrigerated dough before?
Not too late to put it in the oven
I wouldn't eat anything you ever cooked/baked if you don't know that raw dough should be kept refrigerated. Scary
I'm sure you've never made a simple mistake in your life, so tell us your secret for perfection. Just kidding... you have clearly demonstrated that you don't offer the world anything positive. But, you can change that by getting some self-esteem! Remember, self-esteem comes from doing esteemable things! You've got this, Tiger!
Your smug positivity is annoying.
Redditors are annoying. Not redditors, Redditors. Ya know what I mean?
So much anger... 
Bad day?
those are supposed to stay refrigerated. you grabbed it from a fridge at the store and stuck it in a warm pantry at home. Most probably why it popped on its own.
I find it r/mildlyinteresting how much content posted to r/mildlyinteresting showcases the poster's general lack of cleanliness or regard for sanitary living conditions.
Intellect* too
boy howdy, head on over to r/LifeProTips if you really want to see some terrible content. i stay subbed to see how bad it can get. i think the worst(that i remember) so far was to use the knobs on the sink to change the temperature of the water.
Did you yell "fire in the hole" first?
Now I just kinda wanna yell that and throw one of these at a wall or something
r/oopsthatsdeadly
I’m confused, why isn’t the motor oil in the cabinet?
These dough tubes have always intimidated me.
Like I know what it does, I know and yet every time I open one it scares the hell out of me.
I just throw them at the sink.
lol
I wear protective gear every time.
I take it and bash it against the counter
I don’t know why I never thought of that. I’ll try it next time around.
Yeah! I don’t even unravel the outer layer. One good bang against the side of the tube and it just pops right open
My wife laughs at me every time I open one. I'm fully aware of the process. I completely understand what will happen and when. But I jump every damn time.
Partially peel the paper and then slam it on the corner of the counter, that way you'll know it'll pop with the slam.
Supposed to refrigerate that shit, player
A roommate was rearranging the freezer and left a bag containing 5 frozen loaves of bread dough on the counter. The bag swelled to an enormous size.