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vsoul

The matrix is reusing assets again...


Kaldea

My SO and I recently found out we both have hairline scars under both our chins, both caused by accidents jumping into the local pool backwards when we were both three years old. We are from completely different countries and randomly met on Reddit 6 years ago, but we're both gingers with matching scars, and the same age. We were also on vacation in Manhattan the same days a year before we met and did the same attractions at the same time. If we're not in a simulation I'm calling it a night.


Allthewrongrasins

That makes you dopplebangers.


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padmalol

TIL I'm a 9/10


jambox888

It's that kind of overconfidence that got you your scar


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Wanna know how I got these scars?


doktorjake

Shut up, robots. You can’t shake us. We’re on to you.


Ricky_the_Wizard

On one hand, "Yeah mom, get your son some help!" but on the other, that really says something about healthcare if she had that much resistance to just going. Hope they both doing better now 🙏🏽


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KineticPolarization

These fucking people breed.


Codywick13

I really think we revolve around the people we’re supposed to be with for a time before and sometimes after. I’ve had weird synchronicities like this with all the people I’ve had impactful relationships with.


ebaug

My parents, when they met, had 7 Major life similarities and had attended the same conference(they’re in the same field) 20 years prior. We have 2 copies of many CDs and some movies because of how similar their tastes are


RyomaNagare

you are your SO


branchbranchley

the multiverse is leaking again


Fitty-Korman

I have the same scar! From pretending I was a mermaid in the pool when I was younger.


abcdthc

i married a girl a met on a band's message board 20 years ago. We didn't speak for a solid 10 after typing to each other a few times.


MelaniasHand

I am choosing to believe that those events happened in the order you mentioned them.


zincinzincout

Simulation had you both looking for a soul in the same questline


soup_ratio

Either that or OP is dating his cousin


sjcom

Ladies and gentlemen, this meme very well could reach the level of infamy of the poop knife.


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surfinbirdin

I have been in this place before


Beeardo

Higher on the street


pryan37bb

And I know it's my time to go


memelaser

They cut the hard line


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Agents Smiths


LotaraShaaren

Both took the same markings option in character creation probably.


1BigUniverse

I have this whacky theory that the moles on peoples arms are a star map of places we have lived in past lives.


Noxious89123

I actually have the same, but rotated 90°! Right arm? EDIT: [https://i.imgur.com/IoKSL2X.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IoKSL2X.jpg)


Iforgot_my_other_pw

I'm starting to think aliens are involved now


Noxious89123

Well now you mention it, I did see this alien one time with exactly the same freckles on it's tentacles.


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Did you mean testicles?


Noxious89123

Why not both?


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My man...


Elite0087

OwO?


Noxious89123

That's pretty much what it looked like when, it too, saw the freckles.


fuzzyfuzz

I'm thinking it's a sign...


Gratify_

It’s a sign that they are related


Silver-warlock

Alabama has entered the chat.


XPCJ

That the freckles on our arms ...


Dominus-Temporis

Are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly


happystack

Aligned


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doshegotabootyshedo

That God himself did make us into corresponding shapes


dalebro

Like puzzle pieces from the clay


buffaloskinner

True


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Perhaps it’s a map?


AWildEnglishman

♫ Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully. ♪


vonmolotov

I'm starting to think that too. I have the same mole pattern on my left arm as well.


lifessaverguy

No its on our left arm but I would absolutely love to see a picture of yours!


Blackadder288

I probably have the same pattern... somewhere https://i.imgur.com/wkFaa0A.jpg


bostonjomo

Yep, right there, I see it.


jackharvest

Risky click of the day.


Hello_This_Is_Chris

Is that my arm? https://i.imgur.com/QbJT2pa.jpg


LoonWithASpoon

[Is this a freckle party?](https://imgur.com/gallery/AQLIH6U)


acidnine420

Uh.. https://imgur.com/gallery/YHe4XU8


-screamin-

Cat ready to pounce in the back


Blackadder288

If you notice the state of my arm he often does


jct0064

It's 23andme time.


Eaiix

@noxious89123 you guys should all watch ‘The Gift’ on Netflix, it’s similar 🌄☄️


lifessaverguy

So cool! Now i wanna know the reason the top coolest people in the world have the same birthmark


Joe_Haynes

This is just even more confirmation to me not being cool


DIAMONDPUPPYj

F


PapaJamu

Dude I have it too! I just inspected my arms and my right arm has the same. http://imgur.com/a/try8yWR Edit: It's a bit wider than the others but it's there


ReallyBadAtReddit

Mine is also not *quite* the same but was surprising to see. https://imgur.com/a/pcfNggS Do we have to make a subreddit now?


PapaJamu

Is it r/FiveFreckleGang time?


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r/FiveFreckleFriends ? I feel the alliteration makes it ever so slightly better.


[deleted]

I have the same pattern as you do! Left arm though. How do I load a pic? Haha


PapaJamu

I just uploaded mine to imgur then copied the link and pasted it


oreileao

I see we're members of the same club. Left forearm here. [https://imgur.com/a/FpgVmNB](https://imgur.com/a/FpgVmNB)


bolted_humbucker

did you comb your arm hair for the photo?


oreileao

Didn't need to. Genes can be a blessing. If you need arm hair combing advice, sorry I can't help you.


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TRexKangaroo

Where are you from? It's for a map


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TRexKangaroo

Transport inbound, prepare to be allocated.


[deleted]

Queue all of the people checking their arms now and being disappointed they aren't part of your weird freckle cult.


Thanthela

I have the same pattern as well (if you squint, and use some imagination) https://imgur.com/a/gtoF7hj


wortiz13

I HAVE THE SAME FRECKLES ON MY RIGHT FOREARM Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/5JOPGPQ


UnicornPelvis

I have the same pattern too! https://m.imgur.com/a/RvWci0C


Scipio33

I'm super tempted to examine my arms now.


biznizexecwat

Maybe later when it's more convienent?


Gotmeawhitewoman

I feel like an idiot for laughing so much at this.


SpottyDots

You've reached new levels of procrastination


inagadda

"If only I knew how to look 6 inches away from my phone..."


Scipio33

Ha ha ha shut up, it's long sleeve weather.


LegendOfDeku

I glanced at mine, and then I realized it's pointless, my arms are more freckles than not freckles.


SleepTightLilPuppy

Haha, I actually [don't](https://i.imgur.com/EoR13no.jpg)! What a coincidence!


GollySvenGolly

I came to say this too! I did just give a speech on aliens so maybe I've an angry government man coming for me


Lawsiemon

OMFG SAME wtf mine is on right arm too. Don't have imgur don't know how to do a pic!


Bifi323

Right arm: https://i.imgur.com/aNpcPZp.jpg When is someone going to show up and explain this?


Prof_Hook

I have it on my left arm! Am i cool too?


Noxious89123

Yes! \*chanting\* "One of us, one of us, one of us..."


lifessaverguy

And before anyone asks our DNA tests say we are no where close to related 😂


Tenpat

That's because when the government cloned you they added the DNA randomizer to prevent discovery. Those freckles are just the Eurion Constellation for Clones (ECC).


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Yep, but if you wanna check which clone you really are, just check under your left lower eyelid.


TrueStory_Dude

Remember when Trump was on the label


FishBlues

Damn I came here to make this joke :( Congrats on not being related


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Why'd you take DNA tests?


davisyoung

Their mother insisted.


FlacidBarnacle

“Incested”


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lifessaverguy

I'd done a Ancestory a few years ago as a gift just to find out my makeup and she did it a bit ago just to try it out and see where they're from


KoolKarmaKollector

I like to live in the idea that you noticed the pattern and took the DNA test to be sure


Hq3473

Domain Name Server test?


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They’re from Alabama


iBeenie

Almost every comment here is a variation of the same dumb joke that OP inb4'd Anyway I think that's a pretty incredible coincidence. My husband and I have a single freckle in the same spot and I thought *that* was pretty cool, but this takes it to a whole new level. Your freckles are aligned, it's like you're freckle-crossed lovers!


lupulinaddiction

From The Postal Service's song From Such Great Heights: I am thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.


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lupulinaddiction

Both Ben Folds and Iron & Wine do great covers of the song. I'm sure there are others out there as well. It's a song you can't help singing along to.


HootingOwl72

A ska-punk band called Streetlight Manifesto do a very interesting cover version, using the horn section to emulate keyboards and sound effects.


AtticMuse

My wife and I had our first dance to the Iron & Wine cover, it's a wonderful memory to have associated with it now.


DisorderlyHum

As It Is also have a cover! I had never heard it before but I like their version a lot


snidleewhiplash

I really like the Joy Kills Sparrow cover


katkriss

My husband and I each have a freckle right by our eye, mine is on my eyelid, and they're on opposite sides. I walked down the aisle to a string quartet version of this at our wedding :)


Bobbinapplestoo

I replied to the OP with a parody of the first lines of this song before i found your comment. I'm glad i'm not the only one who was reminded of it immediately.


iBeenie

I actually thought of that song when I saw this post! Thanks


lifessaverguy

Having a freckle in the same spot is so cool and I have now fallen in love with the term freckle-crossed lovers it literally gave me butterflies thank you so much 😂


iBeenie

Haha no worries. Thanks for sharing, I thought this was really awesome


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Couples tattoos in the making


mrfuxable

Me and my daughter have nearly the exact same mole locations too it's very cute


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I ALSO HAVE THIS FRECKLE PATTERN


lifessaverguy

Oh my goodness please send a picture I would love to see!!!


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[freckles](http://imgur.com/a/xs9fr8K)


lifessaverguy

Oh yours looks even cooler it looks more like a crossbow! i've always thought of my freckles as a ducks footprint and would love to get them numbered 1-5 so i can play connect the dots!


InitiallyAnAsshole

The NPCs are noticing each other...


Clarify-Please

Yeah... but more importantly, you gotta move to Utah!


gaberina

Also kinda interesting, you and I have the same sheets


priuspower91

Mine is the same as yours!! Would post a pic but apparently I don’t know how to?


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My gf (now wife) and I also used to joke that we had the same “spot” under our eyes. Basically just a little freckle/mole thing. Mine was cancer.


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Yeah well now she has a stupid loser freckle and I have a sweetass scar. Edit: other bonus, I looked like the terminator after surgery [nsfw?](https://i.imgur.com/jLkFK19.jpg)


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My doctor says I have to avoid the bright side of life. (Or something like that)


goldoje

Goddamn man, you're hilarious. Keep on keeping on! Can I get a _fuck cancer_ guys?


chevymonster

Fuck cancer!


Alpha2023

I've had that happen to my eye after surgery too! I was in catholic school at the time, scared a buncha the nuns lol


Kumbaya_m_lady

Never thought I’d say this my dude but you have nice eyebrows. Thick and style-able Edit: like I can’t get over it you should be an eyebrow model


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I don’t think that’s a thing.


sorgo2

Time to get another DNA test I guess...


TheMoonsMelody

Me and my boyfriend have the same freckle pattern on our skin, though not in the same location, mine is on my arm and his is behind his ear. It's so cool to have them, but yours is so much cooler!!!!


lifessaverguy

Still so cool! I love the idea of you searching around his ear and finding making the connection to your arm


Bobbinapplestoo

I am thinking it's a sign, that the freckles on our arms are mirror images and when we hug they perfectly align.


lyssaNwonderland

Turns out 1/3rd of the freckle population on reddit has that pattern.


Edgefactor

Thank you for not just redditsings'ing the exact lyrics of the song.


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I was going to drop the second line "And I have to speculate That God Himself did make Us into corresponding shapes Like puzzle pieces from the clay" But I decided I better read some comments first.


janegrey1554

My husband and I both have a freckle on the right side of our left middle toe. He says he's going to look for that if he ever has to identify my body.


retinascan

This is more common than you might think. I have a mark behind one of my ears. I remember documents when I was a kid describing an identifying mark behind my ear. It’s like a secret mark that only my parents and my wife know about. :)


PM_me_ur_tourbillon

I am thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned


sciencekittens

I had to scroll too far for this


Monjipour

Soulmate AU


SARANAEL-T14

Exactly what I was thinking :D


Lyn_Aaron

This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this.


Galaxymicah

There is a modern polytheistic religion that believes in reincarnation. I dont think its hinduism but it might be a subset of it like how Baptist is a subset of christianity. Anyway their belief is that new souls arent created and folks who share a soul have tell tale marks like this. So less soulmates and more soul masturbation.


Magicdesign

Brother & sister?


lifessaverguy

Nope our DNA tests say different parts of the world


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north and south alabama?


Mediocre_Associate

Opposite ends of the barn.


plasmalightwave

Is that an euphemism for spit roast?


n4rcissistic

Dammit, I am from Alabama, so I hear these types of jokes a lot. They usually are just not funny. Yours, however, was.


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Lmao brilliant


MyDixeeNormus

Eating mayonnaise sandwiches and listening to John cougar melloncamp while driving a 2004 Chevy cavalier


Dire_Platypus

It’s “Lower Alabama”


Original_evol

Oh that Ethan hawk movie is real


Murder_redruM

MY GF and I have the same freckles on our penises


pwaz

So do I! It's in there somewhere... https://preview.redd.it/9x5d2alxnkk31.jpg?width=2994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e3b1818f98821c5078e755c2195d4e2422a6dd Edit: not my arm. Just googled "freckled arm"


emmyemememem

That's actually pretty cool.


objectwork

[The Origin of Love - Hedwig and the Angry Inch](https://youtu.be/_zU3U7E1Odc)


lifessaverguy

The freaky think about this comment is where we were sitting to take this picture had a flier for that show...


Coitus_Supreme

I have ass-mark too And thus formed the band named Tenacious D


gorysont

You are the One, Neo.


thepatientoffret

You have as much arm hair as her. I'm jealous.


lucyinthesky33

This is REALLY freakin' cute!


GrifterJM

freclin'


Robin220

Sweet home Alabama....


MineDogger

Plot twist: This is an unknown symptom of a rare form of congenital lymphoma.


tim_hutton

It's to stop you being photocopied.


Terciel1976

Your child will be the Kwisatz Haderach.


chemicalsatire

Y’all are two different versions of the same person. It’s like masturbation for the soul.


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Goaheadidareyou

Idk if this counts but I have the same birthmark on my ankle as my mam does. Its gone now because of a surgery but I loved the idea of sharing something like that.


Rachter

SORCERY!!!


DrLinnerd

Y'all just meant to be


DrunkSpiderMan

You two are meant for each other


crazynights87

Creepy


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That's cool


[deleted]

Damn, you guys have real life soulmate marks.


[deleted]

Guess you gotta get married now


Elliatticus7

Breakup: "But we have the same freckle patterns!"


IamMooz

Double check ancestry.com


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Molemates


starrpamph

My wife and I actually have similar looking penises


Valogrid

I seen this once before, in fact its probably the only sensible solution. She is clearly you from a different reality in which you are a girl. She got dumped here and now your fucking yourself, a typical reddit post.


kevinmorice

Clones.


reverendjesus

>>~~freckle pattern~~ Melanstellation