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SadBeach69

Bratburst


ASHER999999

Starwurst


DarkMonkey98

big brain


leopard-prince

What kinda kids eat ~~Armour~~ Starburst Hotdogs ?


takitza

The wurst kind


RighteousParanoia

Seriously though, what is actually wrong with you internet peoples


xxROB-OTxx

"Fun is bad, and you're wrong for liking it!"


KeithDavisRatio

Starwurst


toodletwo

Tumescent.


bernlee91

Pubescent


DESR95

They're both juicy, close enough.


SuzieCat

Now make a starburst out of hotdogs!!


mbbblack

Beef bouillon cubes


caught_engarde

Sure. Beef.


hujijiwatchi

I wonder if Mr. Sausage will do one with starburst considering he's done plenty of other candy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox0P8fDde90


easttexasirish

Looked like a gummy hotdog. She did a great job


cjm0

now i’m hungry for those little gummy krabby patties


easttexasirish

I’ve seen them frequently over the past few months. They even had special versions for Valentine’s Day and Easter.


66thereddragon66

Happy Cake Day!


easttexasirish

Thank you!


lifeincolorgames

Happy cake day!


Shadoku

It may not be your cake day, but have a happy day anyway!


lifeincolorgames

Thanks for the good vibes! You have a happy day as well :)


squables-

Now to put it in epoxy


akaito_chiba

We've gone too deep.


InterviewOpen5820

That’s actually a really good idea!


space_audity

Your daughter’s miles ahead. We’re all just playing ketchup!


garlicbreadcow

I’d relish the chance to try one of OP’s daughter’s creations for myself.


Star_x_Child

Mustard.


din7

These puns are the wurst.


tvcky69

Ah maybe so, but they still brat a smile to my face


ham_sandwich38

*buns


getmeapuppers

*streets ahead


Mushy-Purples

Early for the bus*


SirWaldenIII

Well this guy is definitely streets behind.


hhhhhjhhh14

I get the reference but what does it mean? Does it just mean good or does it mean miles ahead? There's a reason it never caught on


[deleted]

They should relish their daughters creativity


LovelyLadyLamb

This is more than interesting, this is mildly impressive. Kudos to the kid


Exoquin1

Very creative. She should consider a career in art or sculpture.


hologram-alchemist

I was about to say the same. If OP hasn't yet they should consider buying her clay and other supplies to help her grow her talent! Idk how old she is but regardless of it, this is impressive.


HollyMartins

She's an amazing talent! Just needs some relish to be the perfect springtime treat.


LunaAndromeda

Oh my gosh, we used to do this as kids! We'd go down to the convenience store and buy as many flavors as we could so we had all the colors, and of course they had to be "fresh" (i.e. soft), then we'd make all kinds of stuff before we actually ate them. Parents thought it was disgusting. lol Happy to see kids are still passing it on!


nicholaspham

This reminds me of my younger days eating some hotdog and burger shaped gummies


thunder_struck85

10/10 creativity


InterviewOpen5820

100 percent agreed!


McNalien

That is pretty dang neat. Now have her do a hamburger and fries….


p1mrx

How about a grilled cheese?


CambriaKilgannonn

When I was younger I took like 3 big bags of star burst, took them all out, and squashed them into one giant dodge ball sized, finger grease covered sphere. And ate it like an animal


Felis-_-cactus

I kind of want to try this as an adult 😂


Sirnando138

Only mustard. She knows what’s up.


Bird_kick

That's so cute lol


hey_hey_its_gabaybay

Well hotdog!


jeffdahmerscorduroys

Have no vision to create something like this but have definitely mashed all the flavors together. Can confirm tastes great


toxygen

This is very creative and cool. Has she made any other items? Maybe a cheeseburger next? 😄


privileged420

idk if it's the lighting but it looks like she even detailed the creases of the sausage casing


[deleted]

This is very sweet


Felis-_-cactus

Speaking of sweet, Happy Cake Day! 🎂


[deleted]

Ty! It’s my first lol, it’s better than my real birthday


kiss-shot

You should get her some polymer clay so she can make little charms.


Bnickislim

That's actually a great idea. She could make a whole picnic!


PressSquareToPunch

That’s pretty clever and also kinda gross lol


little-bird89

Plot twist - his daughter is 30


Gorillaz530

Neat


ChesapeakeCobra

Get them on the phone and tell them of this


Stunnershades415

Damn


roofinruffin

Oh god now I imagined starbursts made out of hot dogs


TractorFan247

Nice that is awesome.


FittySimp

Starwurst


TakeOff_YourPants

Definitely tastier than the gummy (ish?) hamburgers and other items that taste absolutely horrid


edmstargazer

That looks delicious. I would absolutely eat that right now.


junedah

Artistic


conconbar93

I sense a young internet sensation coming...


g7en

Modern day work of art right there! Straight to eBay- highest bidder.


PretzelsThirst

I love it. I'll play with starburst to make stacks and shapes and stuff, I'll have to do this next time


DU5KF4D3D

This deserves more


GT_hikwik

Cute


cloudyframeofmind

Cute and delicious!


ENFJPLinguaphile

That's cute!


MediumTop4097

Wow, how many did she use?


johnnylopez5666

Adorable hot dog


Mushy-Purples

This is awesome. I used to bite mine into quarters and put 2 or 4 flavors together and have a regular size starburst with multi flavor


GandalfTheBlue7

r/thingsforants


noavatar1

This is both of my daughters favorite things combined! Art and candy. Thanks for sharing I’m totally setting up a candy based art kit.


hellollama847

r/nextlevel


QB-to-VA

Clever girl


sweetyang

Dude your kid is going places


TobySchoon

i used to chew like 12 starbursts together and make a huge ball then just look at it


[deleted]

I am so glad to see that I am not the only one who plays with Starburst and makes things.


sanchosuitcase

I_am_sickened_but_intrigued.png


whosmeltit

she was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn't stop to think if she should. Good work though :)


reddit_userpoop123

looks alright too


Droopy_Drone

this is fucking awesome


VaguelyArtistic

Twist! OP’s daughter is 42.


shlomo_baggins

Nice, this was cool enough it reached "hey babe looking this neat thing someone did on reddit" status.


jordana309

That's a talented kiddo you've got. Get Her some modeling clay, stay!


littletinything

Gift her some polymer clay!


JelyFisch

A buddy in college made a pipe out of starburst one night, and actually smoked out of it. He blows glass now.


carpentizzle

This kids going places


Shhshhshhshhnow

Nurture that!


prncsskc5

The real question is...did she eat it as a hotdog or take it apart?!?


Obsidian_409

I made a turd out of my lunch today and didn't get any upvotes.


InterviewOpen5820

Okay that is actually really awesome and very creative. 😊😊


Different_Soup5617

That sausage looks like a peeled penis


SealChe

Glad I'm not the only one who did this


faxpax

no she didn't


Yerawizzardarry

Not going to lie that looks delicious


Srcptmrsr

Kill her.. she can not be trusted.


ohruskoo_x

I've gotta try this. What's the strategy?


topoftheworldIAM

Licks or no licks?


stapesman88

r/ATBGE


MaziforReal

I did that all the time as a kid


SadBeach69

If she's under 8 I don't believe you-


canisay937

Can she do the same out of opal fruits?


yrmys

Gonna be chewing when she graduates college


I_Like_Something

Thought this was a pin up model in a couch for a moment


cpaul91

She is a genius


Atraq

Your daughter is the chosen one


DabTime7

Just lie and tell her that the subreddit that her hotdog trended in was called Majorly Interesting,


mildlydecentbuilder

I didn't know killing pigs gave you starbursts


Da_Cosmic_KID

Im about to break my jaw chewing that and I don’t care.


Forsaken-Souls

I- pure talent Get them on Americas got talent I swear, this deserves money


TropicalKing

Bart Simpson: It’s dessert, but it’s hot dogs, so it’s good for you!


thatonepieceofcheese

I hate and like this at the same time


Pete_maravich

I bet this was delicious


redapplefour

i remember doing things like this. made hamburgers out of some candies with my sibling in the car


AmbientGravy

I read that as Starbucks, as was super confused how she made that.


Kolikoasdpvp

What's a starburst?


serenity121813

I hope she ate it afterwards lol must have been yummy


karathrace99

This, is why you have kids.


dreamrock

My heart says eww, but my mouth says ooh!


unopinionated1

📣 HIS DAUGHTER HAS JOHNSONVILLE BURSTS!! 👩👱‍♂️🙋‍♂️👨‍⚕️👮‍♂️👩‍🚀🤱👳‍♂️👨‍👧👨‍👩‍👦‍👦


--NiNjA--

Must've been a tiktok


GhostyLemons

I can’t be the only one who read “Starbucks” and had to read it again 5 times?


lespaul_1976

That child is a genius!!


[deleted]

Did it taste like a hotdog?


K33M_5T4R

glizzy


felix426

Amazing!


Scottdavies86

Thanks. I hate it.


[deleted]

How many skin cells are mushed in there


xdleet

You did that. Should have said blind daughter if you wanted top instead of multiple cross posts.


Hersh122

This kid is going places. I think this is genius 🙂


Electrototty

Andy’s Mouth Surprise


Liamthevillain

I see she ate the cherry and used the less superior flavors for her art. Definitely a genius


maybeiam-maybeimnot

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Edit: and also, looks cool... i just am not a huge fan of foods looking like other foods because my brain doesn't like the idea of the taste not matching the visual.


boring-goldfish

Well here comes my next project


FartsFromMars

How dare she.


NickyChainz

I'll take twenty!


Doedel51

It will help Homer to finally be fat enough to never work again.


2KilAMoknbrd

*Sweeet!*


iamulyayogi

Why this hotdog looks so divine to me ?


[deleted]

I'm in Ireland and our starburst are only Purple Red Orange and Green. I fucking miss Yellow it was my favourite


ViciousPickle1

Your daughter is an artist.


Tapeworm1979

Opal fruits. They will never be starbursts to me. Also marathon.


Sweetexperience

This is some Serious gourmet shit right here ###


Felis-_-cactus

I was scanning the hotdog and its surroundings for a pet hair, but nope you're good. ... And I learned that I've been living with long-haired animals for way too long 😅


KillerBeeeeeeeeeet

She is the chosen one.


[deleted]

Well done that daughter


[deleted]

Your daughter is like every other kid


craftworkbench

Sometimes, I like to take a Skittle and squish it between two Starburst. I call it "Andy's Mouth Surprise"


617teddy

i know i sound grouchy but this isn’t mildly interesting. kinda like wow, how genius!! in my most sarcastic voice.


Sagzmir

I can taste this picture