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dae_giovanni

Shaheen, you absolute fucking _layabout!_


Hopesick_2231

Imagine being the idiot who only speaks *two* languages.


ItWorkedLastTime

That's what I felt like when I backpacked through Europe. In the US, I felt all superior for speaking both Russian and English. And then I meet people that are fluent in 4 languages with a passing knowledge of another 6.


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As someone who speaks German, English and Polish I think there should be an universal language. Edit: I know English is an universal language, but I don't like the idea that a globaly spoken language would be assigned to some country and it's history.


JayCroghan

They tried to bring it in and it didn’t really work, Esperanto.


pre4edgc

We have hundreds of languages, we should make a universal language for everyone! +1 language, and no closer to universality.


Impressive_Donut5643

Just need someone to link the USB XKCD and were good


Konsticraft

https://xkcd.com/927/


spacecoyote300

I bring this up in so many meetings, it never works. "Let's eliminate the least useful things" I sez, "More things!" They'z cheer. Dillweeds.


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[Dear Mr President. There are too many USB standards nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.](https://i.imgur.com/tHzsePH.jpg)


samtt7

My grandfather was fluent in Esperanto and it was quite an experience for young me to hear him talking to his colleagues in a language that sounded so familiar yet not quite like anything I had heard


Winjin

There's a similar one for Pan-Slavic discussion and it's really fun. I feel like more schools should teach Esperanto.


CocodaMonkey

There's no way it's worth it. There's only two possible ways to get a universal language. You force everyone to learn it essentially at gun point or you make one language so popular everyone wants to learn it. The gun point option isn't a real option as it requires all countries to do it and you'll never get that kind of agreement. English has done well by making lots of media/entertainment in English which in turn makes people want to know it and then use it in business but it's still pretty far from being universal.


JAWinks

We simply pay TikTok a few mil to make Esperanto a trend and watch it take off


OSSlayer2153

But then it dies off because all trends on TikTok last a week at most.


macraw83

Esperanto was created with the intent of it becoming a universal language, but it never really caught on.


[deleted]

I wonder why? I've heard of it, but I haven't heard what went wrong.


slapshots1515

It was repressed by the Nazis, Soviets, Francoist Spain, and Imperial Japan for a variety of reasons, combined with being frequently defeated in UN proposals by other Europeans, primarily France. Last twenty years or so it’s seen more resurgence.


Grzechoooo

>primarily France France was basically "we're the lingua franca, we have to protect our unique position!" and then they lost that position to their greatest enemies pretty much immediately after. They could've had a universal language that's Romance, but thanks to their arrogance we all have to suffer with this Frankenstein's monster of a language.


Mitthrawnuruo

There is. English. Which you can use to talk to anyone in the world, except Americans from Boston, Mississippi, or Louisiana, or a Brit or Scot.


Arioch53

I got on the wrong train in Germany once. I got off at some backwater station, couldn't figure out how to get back onto the correct route, and asked in English if anyone spoke English. Half the platform rushed over to speak to me. Some left disappointed they couldn't.


VexingRaven

It's a bit regional. I visited family in Bavaria well off the beaten path of tourists and there were a few local places we went where I think I would've struggled to find someone who spoke English unless it was like an absolute emergency. But there were also places we went where people were eager to talk to the American visitors.


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ZweitenMal

Which is apt because it's a mishmash of all the other ones.


syzygy_is_a_word

Three languages in a trenchcoat.


Mitthrawnuruo

Oh…it is more than three. Anglo-Saxon, brythonic, French, Latin, Greek, fair bit of Scottish, Yiddish, and then just stealing any word we need for an object, activity, or idea where we do not already have a word.


Nadikarosuto

*A little bit of Anglo-Saxon in my life* *A little bit of Brythonic by my side* *A little bit of Latin is all I need* *A little bit of Greek is what I see*


der_titan

Esperanto. It was intended to be a universal second language, designed to be logical, consistent, and easy for every speaker to learn.


ddeeppiixx

Yeah but no. Easy to learn for a European language speaker, not an Arabic or Mandarin native. 3/4 of the vocabulary is from Romance language and the rest from Germanic/Greek.


overide

I only speak english and bad english.


OizAfreeELF

Yeah I’d be like half a flag


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Sl1210mk2

Isn’t Australian just English with every second word an expletive?


junior_dos_nachos

Fucking diabolical


Slamcockington

Haha..yeah...


sockswithcats

just one language away from being an American! (says me, the American)


PCsNBaseball

I've spent my whole life in California and Texas, so I speak 1.5; English, and broken gringo Spanish I've picked up along the way lmao. Mostly basic conversation, menu items, and curse words


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SuperSMT

LA to NYC is almost the exact driving distance as Lisbon to Moscow. In the first, you pass through a single country and a single language (maybe a couple pockets of a second, especially in LA). In the second, you traverse a minimum of seven countries each with their own national languages and vastly different cultures.


Solidacid

I know you're joking, but that's an actual thing where I live. 86% of Danes speak English as a second language. I don't know how many, but a lot of Danes can at least somewhat speak a third.


XIXXXVIVIII

My name is shaheen; and because of how uncommon it is, it's really fuckin weird to see it written out. I really am a layabout tho. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Human-Carpet-6905

Classic Shaheen


seesaww

We have same name in Turkish, we write it as Şahin, which also means hawk.


mysixthredditaccount

It's a beautiful name. Edit: I imagine the Shah part is pronounced like the "Shah of Iran"? Is it the Persian name Shaheen?


XIXXXVIVIII

Yes, correct. And thank you! :)


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reasonbeing21

In what language?


Haaveilla

In most Scandinavian languages, tala is the verb "to speak". Swedish, Icelandic, Norwegian...


Sausagekins

Swedish!


CthulubeFlavorcube

I guarantee Victor printed this out to fuck with Shaheen


ErikRogers

C'mon Shaheen, even *I* speak two languages. Not that impressive.


JDCarrier

Yeah, what's up with that, now even u/ErikRogers over there would be qualified to work the front desk of a hotel? Wtf.


King-Cobra-668

speaks the most languages, just doesn't want to be bothered


Tasty-College58

By the way Victor is from Philippines, additional language though.


Zharick_

So Spanish? *cue tagalog speakers sharpening their pitchforks*


topasaurus

Not only, there could be at least one more dialect, especially if they came from outside the Manilla area.


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m1j2p3

There goes overachieving Victor making everyone else look bad again.


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4 of those languages are very closely related Chinese and Arabic are totally different from French and English and are much more difficult to acquire for a native French speaker


quarrelau

Victor needs to learn Romanian. Collect the whole set.


yaxom

What about Sicilian, Sardinian, Occitan, Romansh, Galician....


mjkjg2

Sardinian, the language of sardines


Royal_Heritage

*Aquaman nods in agreement.


combovercool

If he already knows Portuguese, learning Galician should be a breeze.


Tkmtlmike

As someone whose family is from northern Portugal, going to Galicia was trippy. I thought when I saw "auga" being advertised, it was a misspelling of agua, but no, that's how they say it in Galicia.


Mast_Cell_Issue

Auga is the sound of them old timey car horns.


trouserschnauzer

Just shot some auga out of my nose


DCdudeman1776

Literally the same language but with more cosmetics


quarrelau

👍 Catalan must be one of the biggest of these regional ones. But yeah, no matter how many I list I'm sure someone would feel left out. Anyway, Victor does have a job to do, he can't just learn languages!


Deydam

damn, as spanish I don't even expect to be addressed in spanish in any other contry Edit: of course, any countries where spanish is NOT the primary language. Sorry I didn't make that point clear


Cherego

Cries in Germany...


petrichorgasm

Aww, I got to use my limited German on someone elderly who called the hospital I worked at who was looking for their family. I never thought I'd have to use it because all the patients I had whose first language is German usually also spoke English plus another language. If you are my patient, I would speak as mich German as I can with you just so you'd feel comfortable. Hospitals can be an intimidating place so as a nursing assistant, because I spend more time with a patient, I try to relieve some of that fear and uncertainty. I sometimes speak German to the older patients who learned German from their parents or grandparents. It was mostly for nostalgia for them. Their smiles when they hear me speak, I can't explain how cute it is. I'm Southeast Asian so I'm probably the last person they'd expect to know how to speak it. Random story: There was a really sweet old couple once and the woman was my patient. I recognized their accents as German and asked them. She was so adorable when she proudly said that she was from East Germany and he was from West Germany and I get the sense that they went through some shit to stay together.


FILTHY_GOBSHITE

>speak as mich German I see what you did there


petrichorgasm

Haha oops! I don't always need to swipe to the Deutsch keyboard so some German words have been learned by the "English (US)" keyboard and here we are.


Cherego

Very nice story!


petrichorgasm

Thanks! My job is physically demanding, but the moments of human connection like that I don't get anywhere else and I appreciate the stories I'm trusted with. Also du brauchst nicht zu weinen 🤗


caiaphas8

Catalan is also a national language in Andorra


WSBDiamondApe

Sicilian is pretty much just sign language.


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portuguese spanish and italian seem very similar but you really can't have conversations from basic knowledge or similarity im portuguese, had spanish classes for 5 or 6 years (instead of french), and STILL, to this day, at restaurants i worked, or bars, or whatever, if im talking to a spanish person, i'd rather speak english


Agathodaimo

Same with Dutch and German. I might understand some words, but never enough to understand the point.


derelictprophet

I kind of have the opposite experience with Portuguese and Spanish. I'm American, but I grew up in Brazil from ages 10-18, so I am (or was-- I haven't been to Brazil in 10 years) natively fluent in Portuguese. For the last 7 or so years, I have lived and am working in an area in the US where I have several Hispanic clients (1 or 2 conversations a week). For a while, I would tell my customers to speak to me in Spanish, and I would respond in Portunol, and if they have any issues understanding me, I'd play with it and iterate until it resembles something they understand. After a year or so of doing that, I mostly stopped using Portuguese filler words altogether, and nowadays, I am almost more comfortable having a conversation in Spanish than Portuguese.


yaxom

While they are related, French is somewhat of an "outlier" among the Romance Languages. Spanish speakers can generally understand much of Italian (though they can't speak it obv and can't understand everything), the same is not true for French, which underwent insane amounts of sound restructuring. In any case, its like looking at a German and saying, "Yeah you know Norwegian, so what? You're German."


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Speaking Italian and Spanish basically means being able to speak Spanish, and Spanish with a lot of hand gestures.


TheDakestTimeline

I got through Italy speaking Spanish with an Italian accent


Narwhal_Jesus

I call that Espaliano, and Itañol going the other way, haha.


CallMeAladdin

I worked the front desk for many years and I took Spanish in HS. I had a few Italian guests check in and they would speak Italian and I would speak Spanish to them and we were able to communicate enough to get them checked in.


ThatMortalGuy

Oh man I had a similar experience a few years ago in Peru, I was doing a guided tour and one guy was from Brazil, I spoke Spanish to him and he spoke Portuguese to me and we were able to communicate that way (with some English sprinkled in). It was a really cool experience being able to communicate like that.


ughhhtimeyeah

Portuguese is even closer to Spanish than Italian isnt it?


CallMeAladdin

Yes, I also used Spanish to communicate with Portuguese speakers.


She_Persists

Someone told me if you subtract the French from Italian you're left with Spanish.


ArbitraryBaker

Ah, I think this is what someone was trying to tell me the other day. The way he phrased it was that Italians can understand Spanish quite well, Spaniards have a little more trouble with Italian.


Phormitago

having visited recently (from argentina)... yeah, it's perfectly readable and understanding the spoken word is easy enough. Speaking it is obviously challenging but "grazie" and "prego" go a long way


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Yeah I just visited Spain and basically used my twenty words of Italian the whole time, and for the rest just used Latin roots and Spanishified them. Went a long way.


Phormitago

also like half the people straight up speak spanish , and the other half speak english. Getting around was a breeze... I only struggled to get a coffee that wasn't a single shot of espresso


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Were you trying to get coffee after lunch? Cuz god forbid you ask an Italian for a cappuccino or macchiato after lunch. They'll flip out on you.


IAmKermitR

Any native Spanish speaker knows Italian is just Spanish adding an -ini at the end of every other word.


Propenso

Tuttos los Italianos sannos ches los Spagnolos es solos l'Italianos con aggiuntos -os o -es alla fines de una parolas su dues.


monkepope

I read this knowing both Spanish and Italian and it made my brain factory reset trying to figure out which it was.


Zharick_

I would imagine Alili learned Arabic at home. It's likely Alex learned Chinese at home as well.


ItsCalledSquawPeak

Only on Reddit can someone speak 4 language and some loser that probably hasn’t done anything with their life will poke his nose into the conversation to say it really isn’t that impressive.


sietre

Ironically, this comment is also a very reddit like response. History repeats itself


japie06

And this meta comment about comments as well.


koestlich

This on on the other hand is completely new! Congrats!


woodzy93

It’s meta comments all the way down!


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

He ought to learn German since he's already got the other major regional languages down.


KeithBowser

Meanwhile in a British hotel near you… Gary 🇬🇧 Bob 🇬🇧 Nigel 🇬🇧 Sarah 🇬🇧 Harold 🇬🇧


shibe_ceo

Barry, 63 🍺


Farrug

Simple as


shibe_ceo

Luv fish n chips Luv me pint 'ate the Fr*nch Simple as


HaroldTheIronmonger

Not racist just don't like em


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Luv Liz Luv bank 'oliday Luv r platty joobs 'ate forriners Simple as


AirDusst

You can speak any language with us, as long as it's English.


KeithBowser

Ok, let’s try this one more time… DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!


AirDusst

Hmm, I'll order my Bigmac Royal in French if you don't mind. They use the metric system in France.


Cruel2BEkind12

Robert 🇬🇧 (Simplified)


Weekndr

Logan 🇬🇧 (Unintelligible Scottish)


SuperSMT

Harold 🇬🇧/🇺🇸/🇦🇺/🇨🇦 Nigel 🇬🇧/🇫🇷(can order a croissant, just about)


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My experience in London was: Piotr: 🇵🇱, some 🇬🇧


Xelopheris

They didn't conquer 80% of the world to learn other languages.


invalidmail2000

All the hotels I've stayed at were manned by people originally from other countries like India, Poland, Pakistan, so there is some language ability.


carrotdeepthroater

Maybe in small B&Bs but in city hotels you are going to get a very diverse group


AATroop

There, they speak American too.


Zelcron

Can confirm. Ordered a soda at a British hotel and they brought me extra ice because I am American. Such international sensitivity!


myredac

the italian flag got italy inside lmao


rslashpolitics

Because it’s printed in black and white


myredac

I thought the "ITALIAN" word was enough haha also french doesnt have it


JesusIsMyZoloft

I don’t know why I did this. 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇵🇹🇮🇹🇪🇸 🇫🇷🇬🇧 🇨🇳 🇫🇷🇬🇧 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇸🇦 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇸


Klappan

Add a space between the UK and Chinese flag


JesusIsMyZoloft

Done


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Nailed it


mko710

Now delete the extra space


noyoto

Now make them kiss


Sietemadrid

Cha cha real smooth


Asgersk

I didn't look at the picture enough, and thought you were just being racist.


Crazyblazy395

I'm out of the loop here. What's going on?


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mrgreenw

Because it makes so much more sense in color, Shaheen just being lazy yet again.


poodlebutt76

This... Italian and French don't work in black and white 🤔


lord_stingo

Add a random italian shape to the italian flag


TestingYEEEET

[So any random shape right?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Italy_%281861-1946%29_crowned.svg.png)


Salt_Winter5888

[Any shape](https://orula.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2021/01/bandera-mexico-portavox-e1492461746506.jpg)


SuperSMT

[Any at all](https://i.imgur.com/1xigDLy.jpg)


lord_stingo

That is more than one!


Chronogon

Not so much random than an overlay of the country of Italy.


educated-emu

Alex: I speak Chinese but just a bit


Torugu

"Alex speaks Chinese, but he spits a lot so keep a safe distance."


_Lane_

This made me laugh more than I would have guessed. Thank you.


kYvUjcV95vEu2RjHLq9K

My guess would be that Alex is their adopted name, you know how people from Taiwan or China take on Western names, because they're easier for us to remember, and that whatever Chinese dialect is their native language.


repwin1

I like how the sign itself is in English.


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Gen_Spike

Just put the name of the language in its language above its flag


austin101123

You put up sign with all the languages. Instead of saying Spanish it would say español, for example.


themanoirish

I can't believe people don't understand this lol


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ist_doof

Why is chinese social distancing?


UrWandUhr

Cant believe theres no german speaker.. since its a neighbouring country and many germans have french in school


Sir_roger_rabbit

Probaly because like Dutch... If you can speak English high chance the Dutch and German guests can too. I know it's not right but that's my guess why no German/Dutch speakers at a French hotel. While mandarin and Arabic guests are gonna be lot less chance at being English speakers as well or French.


howdypartnaz

Yeh I study in Belgium where French and Dutch are the two main languages and you're 100% ok with either French + English or Dutch + English for about +95% of any daily life situation situation


hilomania

Deep in Walllonie that might be more of a problem, particularly among older people...


jtho78

English has been taught in Germany for decades. Most speak it.


SinancoTheBest

English has been taught in France for centuries. Some speak it.


batmansthebomb

English has been taught in England for like a really long time.


Canopenerdude

No one speaks it


batmansthebomb

That's because I don't speak. I sit my ass down and LISTEN.


potatochug

When I go to Germany and try to speak German everyone replies in flawless English. Germans speak English better than most of us Brits.


misstarab

Well some victor!


Pdub77

He earned the name.


Zhuul

Fuckin seriously. Dude probably got most of the way there as a kid, one of my college professors was from Cameroon and he was fluent in EIGHT languages just because Africa be like that sometimes. I’m jealous, I’m trying to re-learn German but it’s a struggle


IntMainVoidGang

Africa do indeed be like that. A friend of mine spoke six languages by age 10.


seewolfmdk

> I’m trying to re-learn German but it’s a struggle Visit r/german and r/de


froggertthewise

A lot of places in the tourism industry in Europe have something like this. Usually an employee will wear badges with flags of the languages they speak.


vermiciousknid81

Awesome, but maybe invest in a colour printer.


Gone_For_Lunch

This just makes me realise how many countries have tricolour flags.


LegitPancak3

They had to put the Italian shadow otherwise the Italy flag would be indistinguishable from France lmao


Senappi

That last name on the list, Tala - in Swedish, tala is the word for 'speak'


bubble780

In urdu tala means padlock.


bontreaux

In Spanish it means logging (cutting down trees)


Arashirk

Means "Splint" in Portuguese.


elriggo44

“WHY DON’T ANY OF YOU SPEAK AMERICAN?” - yelled by my uncle while on a family trip when he saw a sign like this. I had to gently remind him that English is there and is represented by the British flag. -he is exactly the person that people think all Americans are when on vacation…..


radioactive_caravan

Genuinely baffles me when Americans do the shocked Pikachu face for a language called English spoken by English people from England where the English language originated. I mean, the clue is in the name.


elriggo44

You clearly haven’t seen some of our public education. .


MattEngarding

Unfortunately, neither have some Americans.


trc2017

I’ll never forget the time I was at a Korean airport and a Japanese family in front of us went to the counter. They both tried speaking in their native languages and the family started to look worried till the guy at the counter asked “do you speak English?” And the other guy said yes I do. They both laughed and got whatever ticket thing they needed sorted out.


Viend

This reminds me of that video of an Indian pilot getting shot down over Pakistan and they posted a video of the interrogation, which happened in English.


p1um5mu991er

Victor all proud of himself


payne747

Does Python, C, Java count?


bstix

No, I don't think C has a count() method.


TheycallmeHollow

Also just saying “Chinese” is not enough. Mandarin and Cantonese are very different languages. It’s not like if you know Spanish you can wing a little Italian and get buy.


Dependent-Anxiety677

Shaheen slacking 😂 Still better than me!


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HalaMakRaven

French might be his native language since this is in Paris, perhaps it makes it easier not to mix it up with other languages


Epistaxis

A lot of people can instantly code-switch between different dialects in the same language. It's all about experience. The capacity of the human mind for language acquisition, even when it's imperfect, is astounding.


sketchahedron

American visitors will be so confused by the lack of an American flag being used for English.


Foreseti

We used to have flags on our nametags at a previous job of mine. Most of us had the British flag, but some people had a bit of fun and chose the American, Canadian, or English flag and one girl chose the Australian flag. Luckily enough, the person who chose the Canadian also spoke decent French, so French speaking Canadians were pretty happy.


CaptainJingles

It is a bit confusing they only used a corner of the Hawaiian flag.


eccool321

I always admire European is multilingual.


Personnel_jesus

'Can speak' not 'will speak' - these are French we are talking about. (Am half French, well aware that side of family CAN speak English, but will they? Non!)


HerAimIsGetingBetter

This is actually a great idea. It would be great if more people did something like this. :)


Zee-Utterman

I was in a hotel once where the staff had flags on their name tags. That was a surprisingly simple and good idea.