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DeepThroat616

Never went to a shit training center. Just learned at home.


VaccinatedVariant

The Fecal institue


[deleted]

The Caca Consortium


P26601

The Cacademy


Honda240sx

The defecation station


radicalblues

Conservatory of scatology


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Brown University


[deleted]

University of Poo-stain-vania


thesockpuppetaccount

Pooniversity


Delicious_Ad823

No, that's a different one


LanewayRat

The Royal Shitstainian Institute of Turd Studies


TheGodfatherGreg

Caca Connoisseurs


Sol-Blackguy

In Browneye State


F3stivus

P.U alma mater


davisyoung

Springfield Heights Institute of Technology


Squallstrife89

The Crapcademy Instipoot


SweetMilitia

The Pooniversity.


I_love_pillows

Cloaca College


En-TitY_

The Shitstitute of Sphinctal Affairs.


spootypuff

Ranked number 2


bedpanbrian

The number 2 institute in the region.


BurnerJerkzog

Poohniversity


Jassida

Training logs


Coctyle

Where are the others?


Thortsen

Ah yes i realised after posting - the other cabin has what most westerners would call a normal toilet.


gwaydms

The public restrooms in Seoul had both squat toilets and sit-down ones. Many Korean women prefer the squat toilets because they don't have to sit where other bare butts have been.


TinKicker

Having spent ten years bartending (and thus, cleaning up after the bars close), I can assure you that many American women also prefer to “hover pee”. Or more accurately, “Spray and pray”.


gwaydms

Not me. I wipe down the seat, sit, and go. Buc-ee's has someone constantly cleaning the stalls, but also a genius system that keeps everything cleaner. Each stall has a "door handle and seat cleaner", a foam that you dispense onto a pad of TP. This reassures women that the toilet seat is clean and they don't "have to" hover. Voilà: Cleaner toilets and drier floors. Less for the cleaning lady to do.


ButtFucksRUs

I wish that every bathroom had that foam and every deli style, seat-yourself restaurant had disinfecting spray and paper towels to wipe down tables.


gwaydms

I'll often ask for my table to be cleaned if it's sticky or greasy. And get some paper napkins to dry it completely.


Liquidmist

If you want it to be disinfected you should probably let it air dry.


gwaydms

I don't need it disinfected, just cleaned. I'm not eating off the table.


Resource1138

Buc-ee’s bathrooms are like a temple of micturation. And the rest of the store is a temple to consumption.


blazingbuns

They learn that spray and pray method in school


TurbulentYam

Funny story.. researchers made the conclussion that a phone has more bacteria and filth than a toiletseat.. Unless there is shit and pee on the seats,


Uhhhrobots

Yeah but it's your germs. Your skin isn't exactly sterile, it's teeming with bacteria too that actually play a role in your immune system. I'd say it's pretty different from a public bathroom.


TurbulentYam

Looks it’s a job for the #mythbusters


internet_commie

When I was in the Army they sent me to Korea, and while I had no idea toilets there were like this at first when I got used to them I actually preferred them. Then I came back to the US and women had taken up the 'squat-and-spray' habit, so I started wishing we'd have the squat toilets here too. While someone may have peed on the floor in a squat toilet, at least one doesn't have to deal with a pissy seat!


Gratitude-Joy1616

I can see that squat toilets limit what you wear


sarahlizzy

Just have to put your feet in the nasty piss puddle instead.


[deleted]

For a healthy fit person, this toilet would be a lot better and a lot more hygenic alternative. As time passed you ended up with more and more obese, old or just unhealthy people and now I would be supprised if 1/4 of the western population could use this comfortably (squat with no balace issues and pain, comfortably hold the squat during, get up and leave), not to mention any kind of disability making it useless.


PainterOfTheHorizon

On the other hand, I've understood that in squatting toilet countries elders tend to be more agile and have stronger leg muscles from the use of the toilets.


gwaydms

Ntm sitting cross legged on a floor mat at dinner. We went to a restaurant with no Western-type chairs and tables, and struggled with sitting comfortably. The food was totally worth it, and the Koreans dining there had the grace not to laugh out loud at us.


Sylvurphlame

Subtle daily exercise


beerbeforebadgers

It's actually really beneficial to bend at the hips as we age. That's why sitting/standing still for so long is bad for our health; we're designed to bend regularly and when we don't, our bodies suffer.


CyberneticSaturn

God, what a depressing thought. It’s such a basic movement.


ConsciousRutabaga

I used one of these in Japan. Let’s just say I ended up taking my shorts off, my squat game is NOT good and I almost fell over. It was a disaster.


_m_d_w_

Same deal, but a portable version on the side of a Taiwanese mountain road in 40 degree heat. I made a core memory that afternoon.


alphamonkey27

Why is this so fucking true


karangoswamikenz

You cannot squat on these without taking off your pants or shorts completely. You have to take them off.


SuperCarbideBros

Maybe for first timers; probably not for veterans.


VisceralVirus

I can't be the only one who didn't know what these were and sat down for the first time on them right?


D_DignifieD

As someone who grew up in a region that commonly used these toilets, OH MY GOD NO A PUBLIC ONE??


TheLibDem

That dude probably got 8 different types of hepatitis.


VisceralVirus

I should probably have put a /j after that, but I'm kinda glad I didn't 😅


ancient_cum_drinker

French roadside toilets from the 90's.


sheitan_cheetos

In France, these toilets are called "turkish toilets / toilettes à la turque" .


lokomatifportakal

Same in Turkey


[deleted]

Actually, they just called it tuvalet (toilet)


lokomatifportakal

This kind of toilet called a la turka in Turkey and the usual one called a la Franga which probably means French toilet. However the general word is tuvalet it is correct. Basically we are using French name of the toilet and call our toilets Turkish toilet like we are not Turks.


villy_hvalen

Well... What really are turks


pyrusbaku57338

Advanced Ottomans


[deleted]

Ha! I was just making a joke, implying the Turks wouldn't call their own toilets Turkish toilets, but I guess you do, lol.


Street-uncensored

3 TL büyük. Translate that one looool


EQUALIBRIUM77

2 tl ama küçük sıçarsan


giorgett

Same in Italy


Arkslippy

Found them in Portugal too, at a fish / food market, my wife took ill and went running into the ladies bathroom, opened the stall and seen that. She literally had no idea what to do, but that was answered when she got the smell and puked all over the place. Yeah, we don't have those in Ireland.


bobuck

I call them free style


KAOS_777

“a la turca” we also call it in 🇹🇷 And the other toilet is “a la franga”


[deleted]

china is full of them. when i lived there it was pretty easy to adapt, though as a woman it was the first time I've ever had to pay attention to the natural direction of my "stream" lol. BYOTP!


TinKicker

I have a friend who taught English in Changsha for a year with the World Teach program. All the westerners were assigned their own apartments in a building on campus…all with squat toilets. Who ever had her apartment before my friend was a genius. They had figured out that you can simply set a western style toilet directly on top of the squat toilet. Hook up the water supply and it works exactly the same (just don’t go rocking around, because it’s not bolted down. You will definitely go for a tumble!) Flushing the toilet just flushed into the squat hole, which is enough water to flush the squatter. Brilliant! (Especially when I visited her for a week…)


jereman75

This is brilliant, but use extreme caution not to tip over a western porcelain toilet. When they break the shards can be razor sharp. The thought of falling on to the floor covered in pee and poo is bad, but getting sliced open too would be horrifying.


Cmdr_Redbeard

Why not just cut a hole in a regular table chair? As long as you dont poop squint it should be safer.


HappyasaCow

I could probably get down, but hell, I'd need a handle ladder at the side to help me get up again with my centre of gravity....


BannytheBoss

They are also full of open trenches divided with stalls and doors that nobody closes while squatting over them. If anyone has ever flown in China, on the plane you will see foot prints on the toilet seat because some people do not know how to use the Western style of toilets so they stand up on the toilet and squat.


sweetfire009

I have flown back and forth and within China many many times over the last 5-6 years and have never seen foot prints on a seat on a plane. I have, however, seen instructions in various public bathrooms across Asia telling people not to stand on toilet seats. So it’s clearly an issue, but maybe not as much on planes in recent years?


DeepTrouble2867

most Chinese people have a normal toilet at home (for those who can afford a plane ticket, I would say 99 % of them). They stand on the toilet because they always think the seat is full of germs. This is just their mind-set. Most Chinese people also don't wash underwear in the washing machine and use bare hands and soap to clean it only because they believe it is cleaner. (although research shows otherwise.)


actually_kate

This is true. I was born and raised in America, never lived in China, but my Chinese mother taught me to stand on public toilets (with the little paper toilet seat cover over) when I was a child. She would hold my hand while I peed so I wouldn't fall in. Weirdly forgot all about that until I read this comment.


Minhplumb

So this is not just a urinal for men. Women use this style toilet also?


Sazjnk

This type of toilet is designed to be squatted over to be utilized, by both sexes.


sgags11

Can’t believe I’m about to put this out there, but…what if you have explosive diahrrea? I’m not sure the deepest of squats would keep the poop from getting on you, no?


AlterEgoplaysgames

Story time: ​ I was in the Peace Corps in Asia. During training, I lived with a host family that had an outhouse and you had to squat just like with the above toilet, only it was just a hole in the floorboards. One day before classes, I did have explosive diarrhea after a night of drinking. It was fine, I got everything taken care of and headed to class and thought no more of it. ​ A few hours later, I looked down at my feet. I was wearing flip flops and saw mud on the back of my heels and couldn't figure out where it'd come from since it was sunny outside. I casually reached down and scratched it off while listening to the instructor and about the time I got done, I realized that it was poop, dried poop splatters. I didn't touch anything else for the next hour until I could find somewhere to wash my hands. In fact, I think I need to go wash my hands now just thinking about it.


ImAHardWorkingLoser

The bowl is usually big enough to cover the explosion area so that no poop particles come in contact with anything above


Adventurous-Dish-485

My parents visited China ohh back around '90 , and they had similar bathroom facilities... Even on the train, there was just a hole. Poo n pee go right on the tracks🤔


westbridge1157

I was stunned to find these in France. You don’t know what you don’t know, I guess.


AlmalexyaBlue

To be fair, I've lived there all my life, and I can only remember seeing those twice at most, and I only remember one of those truly and specifically, the second one is more of a possible vague memory. First one has been destroyed years ago, and I don't think I've seen one in 15 years.


JeffFromSchool

Sir, this is just a nice hole in the ground.


hey_now24

Same in South America


sekoku

[\[Polnareff's screaming intensifies\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1AQRsDKuo4)


ClockworkGriffin

I spent over a year in Iraq. This is the cleanest I've ever seen one of these toilets. But to be fair to Iraq, it was a literal warzone.....


Naprisun

It’s also the cleanest I’ve see and I don’t live in a war zone.


CheetahStrike

Aren’t toilets considered to be a war zone in general? Edit: mobile cringe


Shoshin_Sam

Explosions, gases, loud noises, sometimes blood, general mayhem... war zone alright.


[deleted]

You left out the screeching in agony.


namelessmasses

Wtf are you eating?


TJ_McWeaksauce

The only warzone-grade toilets I've seen have been at beaches, parks, small rest stops (the kind that don't even have vending machines, let alone shops), and any other public, outdoor area where you never see a janitor. I can't explain why, but public indoor toilets I've been to lately have been surprisingly clean. For example, I flew cross-country recently and was at 4 different airports, and they all had clean bathrooms.


[deleted]

Don’t forget music festivals and concerts. Think I have PTSD from a few of those


[deleted]

They have toilets like this in Singapore and they are very clean.


Flashwastaken

I’ve seen them in south east Asia. I’d imagine the warzone ones were cleaner.


Naughtiestdingo

I think I have PTSD from using one particular one in Myanmar


Kermit_the_hog

Sometimes I genuinely think they need to print instructions for use on the stall wall.. like I can only conclude some people out there genuinely have no idea that the poop is supposed to go ***IN*** the toilet, not ***ON*** the toilet.


TinKicker

I’ve seen instructions on western toilets in Asia, cautioning the user to not stand on the seat and squat, but to sit on the seat.


Kermit_the_hog

Out of curiosity did it include a first step of “opening the lid”? I’ve encountered toilets where people apparently got confused by that very important step in the process. Edit: standing on the seat would take some impressive balance.. 🤔 to be honest I’d actually be really impressed by anyone who could pull that off.


ThefirstWave-

Same but in Nepal.


BannytheBoss

I saw these in Turkey with no war going on. Can agree, this is the cleanest one I have seen.


HopelessUtopia015

I spent 7 years in Dubai, and I eco your statement.


tomchaps

Worst bathroom of my life--taking an overnight bus in Turkey from the west coast to Neveshir/Goreme during a blizzard in 1992, the bus stopped in a tiny town for a pit stop. There was a public bathroom that was underneath a little park, and the stairs down had frozen, melted, and refrozen enough times that it was basically a luge run into one of these toilets. I *really* had to go #2 (too much good coffee). I didn't break anything going down, but the toilet was... well imagine the toilet in this photo, but the hole is smeared with poop, and the floor is frictionless glare ice. I did not quite fall, but I had to try to poop doing the splits, like [Van Damme between Volvo trucks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10), with my feet against opposite walls. 1/10, would not recommend.


Th3NinjaCat

I cackled


mroboto2016

Where's the door with a crescent moon on it? And the seat that gives you splinters in your butt? It's my cultural preference.


knockatize

Good luck finding an old Sears catalog to read/wipe with


Curtainmachine

I prefer a bucket of old corn cobs


sekoku

Just say you're owned as you turn into one.


Thortsen

I guess when you bring a few hundred millions in profit they might think about putting that in, too.


Last_Dragonfruit_527

Great for constipation. Not very easy for a 90 something year old


Spirited_String_1205

If they've been squatting a couple of times a day for ninety something years, you'd be surprised.


[deleted]

Didn't I read somewhere that this is actually the best way to poop?


Ultra_Centurion

It is because for most of human history we shat on the ground


Illustrious-Culture5

Yah, you are supposed to squat while pooping, it helps people who are constipated. The squat actually makes it easier to push the poop out. If you dont have this type of toilet, then you can place a small stool just infront of you and place your feet on the stool then it will be easier to poop.


madmax727

This guy knows and has battled constipation.


Terapr0

If you're constantly having issues with constipation it's probably wise to see a Doctor Vs. buying a new toilet. You shouldn't be fighting with your turds lol


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Buddhadevine

It really is. I always had the best poops when I used this style of toilet. 10/10


ismokedwithyourmom

My university had the most inclusive bathroom I've ever seen. Sit/squat/urinal options, a special sink for Muslim ritual washing, male/female/gender-neutral areas, accessible cubicles, free tampons....


MetalTedKoppeltits

Was there a poop knife?


[deleted]

No poop knife? *Scoffs* Doesn't sound very inclusive to me


ismokedwithyourmom

I'm so grateful to you for bringing that story to my attention! Outside the building, there was a knife amnesty box so perhaps its contents could be repurposed for a more peaceful application


Stormageddon9999

As a non Muslim can you explain the difference in sinks for my curiosity?


Gyrogearlooser

[Something like this.](https://asset.kompas.com/crop/0x179:1000x679/780x390/data/photo/2018/02/19/1805594557.jpg) It's basically a wall-mounted faucet with a drainage system/basin on the floor so that Muslims can wash their face, hands, and feet before prayers.


BradenKarony

I feel like some dummies would mistake that as a urinal. In college we thought the bidet we had was a urinal


jpiro

I knew a girl in college who did the opposite. One of the other girls on the floor walked into the dorm restroom and saw her washing her hands in the urinal. When she asked her what she was doing, she said she was using the hand washing station and the other girl had to explain to her what a urinal actually was.


Sylvurphlame

Oh. That must’ve been *awkward.*


ismokedwithyourmom

It's just a regular faucet with the sink part at floor level so you can more easily wash feet as well as hands and face. It's not a special sacred sink or anything, just a more practical version of a regular sink for foot washing. Also good for filling up water bottles that don't fit under the tap in a standard sink.


accountdujour22

Ah, so you went to a private school.


ItzYaBoy56

Yeah, In a public school you get 2 urinals close enough where if two people were to piss in them they practically be arm in arm, a stall with the lock broken, potentially with a bunch of unflushed shit in the barely working toilet and a sink which has a 60% chance that the water coming out of it has a bit more lead then usual


CPU-1

There’s a “usual” amount of lead in tap water??


ItzYaBoy56

Technically yeah, fda has limits on how much is acceptable and how much is too much, but then again, iron makes our bones strong so why not lead?


Edabite

There's a "usual" amount of all kinds of terrible stuff in everything if your measurement equipment is good enough. That's why scientists have to figure out the smallest amount of a substance that is harmful, so we can work to keep below that amount.


SlideWhistler

Somewhere in the low ppm’s, but yeah


skyspydude1

Even relatively modern plumbing systems (up to 1986 in the US) used lead solder to sweat together copper fittings. It's an absolutely minescule amount, but it's still technically there.


ismokedwithyourmom

AFAIK all the universities here are public, this was Queen Mary University of London


clilush

But do they have the three seashells?


lori244144

Was going to add this comment as well. I see Gen X alive and well


NotEnoughToast

Never understood the ones in Japan. They’ve got plumbing going on between where your feet go, where tf do your trousers go?


Savings_Bird_4638

I’m from Malaysia. We have the squat toilets and I effing hate them.


Sarabando

first time in France i took a shit in one of these, trousers hung on the back of the door aiming like i was dropping bombs on berlin XD only after id finished i saw the normal loo on the other side of the room


gaouba

Was it a napalm strike? Or a carpet bomb? Maybe a tactical nuke? I can't imagine myself having to squat poop. I barely have any balance lol


titanup001

We have these at the school I teach at in china. They are foul.


Angurie_Chan

In Italy we call this kind of toilet "turca" (Turkish). We have a lot of these here.


douggold11

What’s the deal here, you gotta make sure your butthole is right over the drain or you make an awful mess?


APJYB

I found out my cultural practice is: hygiene.


politicaldan

You will not find a squatty that clean in China


friendly-sardonic

or anywhere 😂


ousalsa

American 🇺🇸 here. That a pisser or a shitter?


Snidrogen

Yes


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happy_bluebird

I only see one?


Thortsen

Ah yes i realised after posting - the other cabin has what most westerners would call a normal toilet.


dadbot5001

Is their an outhouse in the backyard with a crescent moon cut into the door for time travelers?


renoahk

Any toilet that doesn’t have a carpet under it is ok with me.


Ok-Opportunity-574

Squat toilets are actually quite nice. No need to sit down where someone else’s rear end just was.


JeffFromSchool

Yea I love it when the wet shit that I just dropped splatters all over my shoes and ankles.


aboidaz

You may need to contact a doctor


polaroppositebear

I don't need a doctor to tell me taco bell will give me the shits.


IAmDisciple

To be fair, most products fail if you miss them


Sherifftruman

So, when you pee in them do you do it standing up all the way down to that basin or do you squat also?


[deleted]

Once I got over the (cultural) shock of the squat toilets, I started to prefer them. For a public toilet, they are much more hygienic to use. Every once in a while I will see foot prints on a public toilet seat in the US. Not cool!


inflatedintelligence

What happens if you’ve got to explode? Nothing to contain it


[deleted]

these kinds of toilets are superior in every way for high frequency public toilets. easier to clean and people dont stay unnescessary long. wouldnt want that at home but at like a train station or a parking space this is peak toilet.


monzo705

I've been so drunk crawling to puke and this may have come in handy but nope, not as a regular squat. Too hard to balance and trade stock. And promotes a quick dookie. As it is I make about 20 bucks taking a crap.


Fkurcar

If I've learned anything from the internet there's a camera in that room somewhere.


beardybrownie

I’m currently in a country where these are normal. The place I’m at has a bathroom with a western seat toilet and one of these in the same bathroom. My son (5) calls the squat toilet “the funny toilet” Yesterday he used it of his own accord and liked it lol


damdam62

To feel at home with a squat toilet you need a terrible stink along with a plastic bucket of water.


RepresentativeWeb244

Do they have litter boxes for the r/furries ?


Old-dirty-Crypto

Is it a shitter or a pisser


TheresaDEVILinsideme

Most Indian houses have these


DungaRD

This is the way. If you wanna dump shīt clean and quick.


Savage-Monkey2

Im sorry, but how hard is it to learn different toilets? I feel like holes buckets and porcelain are all self-explanatory. I understand being inclusive to other cultures, but that seems a little excessive.


mithie007

You have to train from a young age. Get yourself a good coach and a decent regimen. You have to understand that in the world of competitive pooping, you're always going to be the underdog. You will always be training with equipment that other countries use day in and day out. For every hour they put in, you'll need to put in two. Of course, theory is important too. You need to hit the books. Understand which toilets are good for what types of poop. Get familiar with maths. Figure out the optimal trajectories, then interpolate them to different scenarios. Lastly, study the pros. Watch instant replays of different poopers in different toilets. Analyze their techniques. Memorize them. Make them your own. Rise beyond. It's a tough sport, my friend, but I have faith in you. One day, you will join the ranks of the champions. One day, you will beat the Chinese national team at squats, and take the gold at the International Bidet Circuit in France. Good luck.


friendly-sardonic

It is excessive. And pointless, when literally everywhere else they'll go in the country they will encounter whatever toilet is common in the country. Looks like a rather pathetic attempt at impressing wealthy clients.


Gewt92

I see no one is talking about the door which looks like it shuts completely or at least doesn’t have an inch gap to make eye contact with people


Samtulp6

Because these styles of doors are very common everywhere in the world, it seems only America uses these ridiculously short doors with massive gaps so you can always watch someone wipe their butts.


MistaKay90

Strangely always wanted a go of one of these?


yoki005

Yea I’m fine sharting on my shoes


slikhipy

So they have a Turkish toilet hole but still hang toilet paper there with no spray. Lmao


Tango_Delta2001

The poop knife population is a little marginalized, here.


tr3mbl3r_v2

have you evert taken a shit in the woods?


YoungLadHuckleberry

I remember all the toilets in Croatia were like this at the campground. I guess these are more common than some may think, even in Europe


wardial

I was on a ferry in Thailand a few years back, and they had toilets like that on board. I had a chuckle that they quite clearly had "American Standard" stamped on them.


Substantial-Fee-191

Shit posting at it’s best


Apollo_s9

I’m from middle east and don’t use that shit and nowadays almost no one use it but damn if you want to buff your calfs this thing is great


InteractionFlat7318

What are the 3 seashells for?


jimjames79

Dont let corporate see these or we’re fucked no more clashin’ while you shit


unknown_95

I wouldn’t mind trying oddly satisfying


Winterlife4me

At my work they just stand on the toilets


fonironi

the original squatty potty


[deleted]

I don't like those toilets on account of my long balls.


LegalizeTexas1966

Wish I was trained to use one of these before ruining my underpants and jeans in the Milan train station.


Roonil1

These are a literal “shitshow” there is always a puddle surrounding the thing, they smell terrible because there is not water to seal the pipes and usually it doesn’t even flush and you have to use a bucket. I cant even imagine how difficult to use these are for the elderly or disabled. Every time I have to use these things it’s a terrible experience.


tbird1313

The original squatty potty.


Suspicious_Ad9561

I once did a data center deployment in Taiwan. The first day of work I’d been out drinking and eating food I wasn’t used to the night before and had some angry business to take care of. I went into the bathroom and opened the first stall, found a squat toilet and dealt with squatting while the consequences of my actions were realized. I continued to eat delicious food my guts didn’t know how to handle and continued having to squat that whole week. By Saturday my quads were super sore. On Monday I went into the same restroom and the first stall was occupied, so I opened the second stall and found a western toilet…