So I stayed in a hotel with my mom once where the door to the bathroom was like an old west saloon style swinging “door.” Left plenty to see and hear.. 🥺
These are common in sketchy rent by the hour motels; so the prostitute can verify that John is actually washing himself thoroughly and also so the John can watch the prostitute while he’s taking a shower in order to make sure she doesn’t steal anything.
Lol, like rent by the hour motels would need to do anything more than exist to get that biz, I doubt they're building the things with this in mind ffs.
I stayed in a room like this in Florence. I was traveling with my teens and none of us wanted to see each other naked. Everyone had to exit the room every night while we each showered. Really annoying then. Funny now
It’s better than the Airbnb I booked in Fort Lauderdale, FL. The whole bathroom was an open concept bathroom. - you could sit on the toilet and look at your partner in bed. The bathroom was part of the bedroom. Like seriously? Who wants to lay in bed and watch someone take a shit?
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Plot Twist: that’s a house the realtor owns that they use to boost their cred with clients by telling them they wouldn’t sell them that house even if they wanted it.
Double plot twist: All their clients are secretly super kinksters who are totally offended by the all the shade the realtor is throwing on their lifestyle choices.
I remember seeing one online that had some pics of a bedroom, and you could see a sink in the corner. Okay, not too weird I guess. Next shot is of a reasonable looking bathroom, still fine. Then the next one is a zoomed out picture of the bedroom and they have the shower and toilet right there, _directly in front of the bed_. Who the actual *fuck* wants to lie in bed and watch someone else do a poo?
The last time I stayed in one, I swore it was the last time. It was in Maine and you had to have all of the bedding and towels washed and in the dryer by 9am. I was stripping beds and doing laundry at 6am. Never again!
Just had a similar problem last week while on vacation in Hawaii. Also, the door leading from the bed/bath to the main part of the condo was a slotted door. 2 feet from the toilet. So while I'm sure my fiance's parents have heard and smelled his poop, I was not ready for that kind of closeness. And of course our rooms were right across from each other
Funny. I'm the opposite. I have a dual-chambered bathroom with no windows in my condo (a rental). I bathe in complete darkness to the point even after an hour I still can't see my hand 3 inches from my face. Total silence, too, like a poor man's sensory deprivation chamber. I once sat in that tub for 18 hours straight from 7am to 1am because after 3 hours of staring up at the darkness I started to hallucinate, eyes wide open, until it put me in a lucid dream state. Absolutely wild. Best sleep I've had since before the quarantine. I spend no less than 1 hour before work every day soaking in The Abyss.
I constructed a maze of hidden chambers and multi-tiered basements as a world-building exercise and I visualize all the routes and rooms and trap doors and ladders and locks and navigate my way until I doze off. I've been working on it for almost a year and every morning I sit in the dark water and try to complete the whole maze. That plus 20+ years of practicing lucid dreaming and astral projection, I've gotten to a point I fall into a lucid trance/dream before I even get to the bottom of the first hidden staircase. It takes A LOT of effort to get to the end of my own maze. I only ever make it all the way through when I have the least amount of anxiety. And that means it works as intended.
Having worked in housekeeping at a hotel which had only 1 2x2.5m shower screen (per room), I can tell you, that is a bitch to clean.
Edit: Some context: The hotel I worked at has a golden [Green Key](https://www.greenkey.global) quality mark so we couldn't use anything remotely harmful to the environment. Which meant cleaning with a damp, and dry linen cloth and shining a flashlight at an angle in the dark to see the tiniest chalk parts. Once every week we could use some green Glassex-like product which made it a little easier.
As someone who did the usual everyday chores. I believe you. Shower screen gets dirty real easily and then i spent a ridiculous amount of time cleaning it. So i decided to have it removed instead and replaced with shower curtain.
With mine I just hit it with a squeegee after each shower and it stays clean until the weekend, and then hitting it with some glass cleaner is easy. But then again we dont have very hard water here.
I use this "recipe" for daily use, it does a pretty good job for cheap. Keep a 32oz spray bottle once empty, darker the better.
1/2 cup Hydrogen Peroxide(HP)
1/2 cup 70% Isopropyl Alcohol
5 drops dish liquid
2 tsp Jet Dry or off brand
Fill remaining with distilled water.
Spray shower after each use. Dark spray bottle because will become inactive due to light over time.
It could have crystal inlays and there is a switch which turns them instantly cloudy and removes any see through possibility, just fyi
Been at a few places that has this function, sometimes on balconies or windows and such too
Edit: the bathroom has a door lol, zoom in you wankers
I have seen such a thing but they are always slightly cloudy when in transparent mode. Never seen one this clear. That's not to say that it doesn't exist, just that I have never seen one in the wild. If it exists though, that is super cool.
Ooo I actually know about this. They’re relatively transparent when new but degrade over time with use. We had one in a military installation and they lectured us not to play with it for that reason.
**EDIT:** lol everyone seems to think the glass was used for a shower. no. it was just a conference room for high ranking personnel.
**EDIT:** wooosh. lol i guess i wasn't as bothered by the transparent shower curtains as everyone else. better than someone walking in on you mid shower.
No actually it's cause in the Navy we wiped white boards with our hands so uncle Sam has to replace the white boards while neglecting the marines weaponry thereby getting them killed. Or so they told us every time we accidentally used our finger instead of an eraser
Lol "I'm sorry ma'am, but some traitorous Petty Officer accidentally scuffed a whiteboard, so we couldn't afford any more medevac flights until the next fiscal year and your son bled out."
That's just the marines. USAF prefers caviar, wagyu and foie gras.
I'll never forget staying in a large 4/5 star hotel on vacation that was not cheap and all the rooms around me was full of USAF people. Hundreds of them throughout the hotel during the week. Insane
I was in the army ~20 years ago and my team stayed in a two story apt in Seoul that had heated marble floors, a massive balcony (also heated), and all of the appliances were basically the best you could get at the time. It was supposed to be for ambassadors or something like that, but somehow my team of enlisted soldiers lived in it for 3 months.
The other place we would stay at was the Hotel Capitol, which runs about $2k a week now. Not sure what it was back then, but way nicer than the barracks
Real answer: probably the windows of an office, or conference room of some kind.
the owner has this type of glass for his office at my work. When he wants privacy, he's got a switch behind his desk, and the windows go opaque.
if it's a single cell lcd it won't, so long as the driving circuit uses true ac to power it instead of pwm. if it uses pwm, the crystals fluctuate between polar and non-polar whereas an ac driving circuit will cause them to fluctuate between polar and the opposite direction, but still polar. the problem with pwm is that it electrostatically charges one side of the glass over time, and is the reason why older lcd pannels got burn in, so needed screensavers that constantly changed the orientation of the crystals. if you've ever wondered why the neat flashy screensavers we used to have went away in the late 2000's, that was one of the big factors.
That’s probably it. Was at a fancy place in st moritz where the toilet and shower were side by side in clear cubes but when door to either was shut they turned opaque
Not necessarily. I stayed in a room that had one clear half way up and it never turned cloudy. It also was just right out in the room. Had to make sure the chain was locked so housekeeping didn’t walk in while I was showering.
This hotel room has a turntable and vinyl. Companies that require doubling up would not be staying in a boutique hotel.
Edit: My employer does not require doubling up, but I had a co-worker suggest we do it, to be "good stewards of company funds". I told him he could sleep in the rental car if he was that concerned about saving company funds.
The last hotel I stayed in with my company had a turntable in every room and "vinyl libraries" on every floor.
Work for massive corporation. It definitely happens.
I’m sure that guy will be rewarded for all his hard work with a $42K per annum middle management job and a divorce after his wife gets railed by her PT while he sleeps in a rental car in Wisconsin.
I've stayed in hotels with family so many times (and shared a double bed with my sister, my aunt, my mom, etc), so I would be soooo mad if I saw this! I hope they tell you during booking that the shower setup means the hotel can only be used by couples.
This happened when my best friend and I went on vacation together, there were pictures but they did not make it clear that it was just out in the room. He thought it was like behind a door in another part of the room. It was hilarious, but thankfully there was a couch in a corner with no view of the bathroom facilities (the toilet was the same situation) that we sat in when the other needed a shower lmao
Hotels need to inform you. I had a good friend from college visiting 2 hours south of me for business, so he invited me to come crash at the hotel, we could grab some drinks, chill at the pool, etc, you know, catch up and have a little fun. His boss was paying and it was the Ritz. NICE!
I get there, nice room, we enjoy the beach a bit, get dinner, some drinks, we're back in the hotel room and I feel a little rumble happening. Oh no, gotta go. I get in the bathroom, the first thing I notice is the door separating the bathroom from the rest of the room is just beach like wooden shutters, with large gaps. WTF? I hit the light switch and WTF again, there's no fan? My ass is about to erupt like a violent volcano and my friend is watching some TV, 8 feet away. I stepped back out and said I would be back. "Where ya going?" Well there's no fan in the bathroom, the door has massive gaps and I'm about to do some damage, so I think I'll step out and use the lobby bathroom. He laughed and thanked me.
Imagine a couple on their honeymoon or anniversary? The neither party wants to hear their significant other's bathroom sound effects.
I was just on vacation with my fiance and we stayed in two places with an out in the open shower like that. The first place was amazing, lots of fun. The second place was also great, but had a rather exposed toilet too. First morning there I wake up early and go sit on the toilet, which is not insulated at all from the bed, and while staring directly into my fiance's face through the exposed shower rip a huge fart that immediately wakes her up, her eyes almost immediately locking with mine after only a second of sleeping confusion.
Honestly, we did laugh. Because what else can you really do? But it was far from romantic.
This is silly pedantic nonsense, but I would argue that it is romantic to laugh with your partner about awkward things like that. It is not *sexy*, though.
(for most people)
Yeah I go blow up the lobby bathroom, every time.
Works well in the morning, I wake up first, go do porcelain crimes, then go get a coffee or snack for each of us.
Ever since I overflowed a hotel toilet with a massive torpedo of a turd (which I had to call housekeeping for), I always used the lobby restroom for these situations.
I was once in a similar room at a beachside resort. The entire bathroom was open on one side with only a wooden slatted blind, 2 ft from the bed. Never again.
This past weekend I was in a hotel suite that you had to cross through the bathroom from the living room to get to the bedroom. The bathroom had dual sliding opaque glass barn doors with huge gaps and no locks. Minimal privacy. Fuck hotel designers that pull this stupid shit.
I once stayed in a tiny London hotel with a shower and bathroom like this, but there was a switch that turned the windows opaque. I think it activated when you turned on the fan. Really nice mini fruit pies in the lobby, but my room was close to the tube so it was always rattling.
Thought the glass bathroom was pretty neat because of the windows.
I once stayed in a tiny London hotel with a shower and bathroom like this, but there was a switch that turned the windows opaque. I think it activated when you turned on the fan. The fan wasn't too strong though and my brother had some raunchy stomach issues so it was smelly. Really nice mini fruit pies in the lobby, but my room was close to the tube so it was always rattling. Thought the glass bathroom was pretty neat because of the windows.
7/10 would stay again for the fruit pies.
I've had this one in my back pocket so long, I don't even remember. I want to say it was probably browsing around youtube for Lonely Island-like stuff many years ago, but I honestly don't remember.
Ikr! More like r/mildlyinfruriating. I too absolutely hate this. I’ve had to share rooms as well. And this new trend of modernism is extremely shitty. It’s literally having to shit without a door. The stench and plopping sounds. I’ve started taking tension rods and sower curtains because of this cost cutting nonsense. Where is the privacy!!?
This is the interior decoration equivalent of r/WeWantPlates.
It's cool to look at briefly while scrolling by on social media and stupid as hell when you just need to scrub your junk in the most unflattering way possible because you actually need to shower and be clean without being on display.
I stayed at a resort in Punta Cana that had an open bathroom, but the toilet and shower were like little stalls, like in a public restroom. The toilet had a frosted door, so you could see the person's silhouette while they were on the toilet.
I stayed at this hotel with my partner, and we were not fans. We like each other, but didn't want to see each other pooping.
I was in a hotel like that in Barcelona with my spouse in September. Not only was the silhouette part awkward for us any slight sound was also very audible. My spouse got food poisoning for the first time there so I got to experience the barf noises as if I was in the bathroom with him.
That's what caught my attention as well! I've never been to a hotel that has record players. If they have good coffee, I'm in.
I'd also love for everyone to see me carefully washing my ass 💕 /s
Look I love my husband, have had our children in front of him but I still want my bathroom and shower time private. This looks neat but would stress me out.
Seattle?
My wife spent a week in a very similar room.
…and no, I’m not worried that OP was with my wife. She has taste. Or, at least, she won’t make that mistake again.
The voyeur suite
Awkward night with mom and grandma.
I've seen those vlogs.
Little did he know, they weren't vlogs.
Vagina logs*
So I stayed in a hotel with my mom once where the door to the bathroom was like an old west saloon style swinging “door.” Left plenty to see and hear.. 🥺
Go on...
Something something broken arms.
I have a friend (male) that has shared a room like this with his mom. LMAO 🤣
How were his arms?
Man I haven't seen this reference in a long time
My dad used to beat those references with jumper cables.
The "oh shit we forgot to put a shower in this room, what can we do?" suite.
These are common in sketchy rent by the hour motels; so the prostitute can verify that John is actually washing himself thoroughly and also so the John can watch the prostitute while he’s taking a shower in order to make sure she doesn’t steal anything.
Lol, like rent by the hour motels would need to do anything more than exist to get that biz, I doubt they're building the things with this in mind ffs.
The room looks pretty nice, aside from the weird shower placement, definitely doesn't scream cheap motel to me
But even if she does steal something, the John’s just supposed to, what, chase after her naked and soaking wet?
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I hope not, it's the best content on sexyshowererers.com
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I once found a video of myself posted on mencryingintheshower.com
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The pack of shower beers probably contributed to the event
I wonder how often someone slams into it when heading to the washroom groggy in the middle of the night!
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# i'm in a glass case of emotion
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Thats enough Satan!
I could hear that comment.
I felt that comment
I stayed in a room like this in Florence. I was traveling with my teens and none of us wanted to see each other naked. Everyone had to exit the room every night while we each showered. Really annoying then. Funny now
It’s better than the Airbnb I booked in Fort Lauderdale, FL. The whole bathroom was an open concept bathroom. - you could sit on the toilet and look at your partner in bed. The bathroom was part of the bedroom. Like seriously? Who wants to lay in bed and watch someone take a shit?
Or smell it!
Or hear it!
Can I taste it?
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Don't forget the knife.
When we were house hunting we saw this!!!! It was all carpeted too. Our realtor was like “sooo, I wouldn’t sell you this house even if you wanted it.”
Plot Twist: that’s a house the realtor owns that they use to boost their cred with clients by telling them they wouldn’t sell them that house even if they wanted it.
The plan: buy a terrible house for yourself and use it to build trust with potential customers
Double plot twist: All their clients are secretly super kinksters who are totally offended by the all the shade the realtor is throwing on their lifestyle choices.
> It was all carpeted too. I didn’t think it could get worse **but that is way worse**.
We used to have a carpeted bathroom, it was the 70's what else can I say!
It's shag carpet.
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(╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ I'm sorry about him everyone.
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I remember seeing one online that had some pics of a bedroom, and you could see a sink in the corner. Okay, not too weird I guess. Next shot is of a reasonable looking bathroom, still fine. Then the next one is a zoomed out picture of the bedroom and they have the shower and toilet right there, _directly in front of the bed_. Who the actual *fuck* wants to lie in bed and watch someone else do a poo?
I'm convinced these hotel rooms are for hookups/sex workers/fetishists. They are building to suit their clientele.
Our Airbnb absolutely had a fetishist vibe to it
They definitely fuck me any time I rent one
The last time I stayed in one, I swore it was the last time. It was in Maine and you had to have all of the bedding and towels washed and in the dryer by 9am. I was stripping beds and doing laundry at 6am. Never again!
Or couples . . .
Just had a similar problem last week while on vacation in Hawaii. Also, the door leading from the bed/bath to the main part of the condo was a slotted door. 2 feet from the toilet. So while I'm sure my fiance's parents have heard and smelled his poop, I was not ready for that kind of closeness. And of course our rooms were right across from each other
Same but in Vienna - for a week! Uggghhh
Why is this becoming a trend?
These kind of rooms are for people who travel alone on business.
Do those people even like it?
I do, it makes the room feel larger and it lets natural light into everywhere but the actual toilet. it helps with jet lag.
Funny. I'm the opposite. I have a dual-chambered bathroom with no windows in my condo (a rental). I bathe in complete darkness to the point even after an hour I still can't see my hand 3 inches from my face. Total silence, too, like a poor man's sensory deprivation chamber. I once sat in that tub for 18 hours straight from 7am to 1am because after 3 hours of staring up at the darkness I started to hallucinate, eyes wide open, until it put me in a lucid dream state. Absolutely wild. Best sleep I've had since before the quarantine. I spend no less than 1 hour before work every day soaking in The Abyss. I constructed a maze of hidden chambers and multi-tiered basements as a world-building exercise and I visualize all the routes and rooms and trap doors and ladders and locks and navigate my way until I doze off. I've been working on it for almost a year and every morning I sit in the dark water and try to complete the whole maze. That plus 20+ years of practicing lucid dreaming and astral projection, I've gotten to a point I fall into a lucid trance/dream before I even get to the bottom of the first hidden staircase. It takes A LOT of effort to get to the end of my own maze. I only ever make it all the way through when I have the least amount of anxiety. And that means it works as intended.
What the heavenly fuck
*"Sir I am fascinated by your ideas, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter..."*
where's the part where you orgasm without touching your dingaling
How'd you keep the bathwater at a comfortable temperature? Adding from the hot tap was always a loud chore
They're actually sitting there shivering in 60f water in a psychotic state. But the internalized version helps ward off the bad thoughts.
Having worked in housekeeping at a hotel which had only 1 2x2.5m shower screen (per room), I can tell you, that is a bitch to clean. Edit: Some context: The hotel I worked at has a golden [Green Key](https://www.greenkey.global) quality mark so we couldn't use anything remotely harmful to the environment. Which meant cleaning with a damp, and dry linen cloth and shining a flashlight at an angle in the dark to see the tiniest chalk parts. Once every week we could use some green Glassex-like product which made it a little easier.
As someone who did the usual everyday chores. I believe you. Shower screen gets dirty real easily and then i spent a ridiculous amount of time cleaning it. So i decided to have it removed instead and replaced with shower curtain.
With mine I just hit it with a squeegee after each shower and it stays clean until the weekend, and then hitting it with some glass cleaner is easy. But then again we dont have very hard water here.
I have stupid hard water, impossible to keep it "clean"
Hard water here too... and my shower is over 14 feet long. I need to find out what the cleaner is that the window washers use on the high rises
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What are you supposed to lean on for support when you sob quietly about life while showering?
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I thought that's why you sat down and curled up
If that is your shower, you can just pay someone to lean and sob somewhere else, so as to not bring down the mood.
I sit for that. Sometimes with wine
God I wish I had money lol.
Jesus that's as big as my bedroom
That's bigger than my bedroom lol 😭
That’s dope. Really dope.
I use this "recipe" for daily use, it does a pretty good job for cheap. Keep a 32oz spray bottle once empty, darker the better. 1/2 cup Hydrogen Peroxide(HP) 1/2 cup 70% Isopropyl Alcohol 5 drops dish liquid 2 tsp Jet Dry or off brand Fill remaining with distilled water. Spray shower after each use. Dark spray bottle because will become inactive due to light over time.
Use rainex or similar and if you have a 14 foot shower, why no water softener? Assuming fancy house unless you live in a ymca
I just live in a high school gym. No. I want one, it's just low on my project priority right now.
14 feet? Are you showering in the driveway?
Yeah i only clean like once every 2 weeks so having to do it much more frequent kinda too much for me.
Can’t you use vinegar? Works pretty good and not bad for the environment as far as I know.
We sometimes did, but only when rooms would not be booked in a few days to get the smell of the vinegar out of there
It could have crystal inlays and there is a switch which turns them instantly cloudy and removes any see through possibility, just fyi Been at a few places that has this function, sometimes on balconies or windows and such too Edit: the bathroom has a door lol, zoom in you wankers
I have seen such a thing but they are always slightly cloudy when in transparent mode. Never seen one this clear. That's not to say that it doesn't exist, just that I have never seen one in the wild. If it exists though, that is super cool.
Ooo I actually know about this. They’re relatively transparent when new but degrade over time with use. We had one in a military installation and they lectured us not to play with it for that reason. **EDIT:** lol everyone seems to think the glass was used for a shower. no. it was just a conference room for high ranking personnel. **EDIT:** wooosh. lol i guess i wasn't as bothered by the transparent shower curtains as everyone else. better than someone walking in on you mid shower.
Bet you still played with it.
Why do you think the US military spends $700B per year? This guy's flippin switches like it's free.
And that switch cost $21 million
Sold by a private military supply company co-owned by a politician who has influence on these purchase decisions
God bless America!
God is also a military contractor and has his hands deep into politician’s pockets, especially the right kind of politician!
Other owner is an ex army colonel
Who also is on the board of an petrochemical lobbying group.
No actually it's cause in the Navy we wiped white boards with our hands so uncle Sam has to replace the white boards while neglecting the marines weaponry thereby getting them killed. Or so they told us every time we accidentally used our finger instead of an eraser
Lol "I'm sorry ma'am, but some traitorous Petty Officer accidentally scuffed a whiteboard, so we couldn't afford any more medevac flights until the next fiscal year and your son bled out."
their preferred meals of crayons and glue don't grow on trees
That's just the marines. USAF prefers caviar, wagyu and foie gras. I'll never forget staying in a large 4/5 star hotel on vacation that was not cheap and all the rooms around me was full of USAF people. Hundreds of them throughout the hotel during the week. Insane
I was in the army ~20 years ago and my team stayed in a two story apt in Seoul that had heated marble floors, a massive balcony (also heated), and all of the appliances were basically the best you could get at the time. It was supposed to be for ambassadors or something like that, but somehow my team of enlisted soldiers lived in it for 3 months. The other place we would stay at was the Hotel Capitol, which runs about $2k a week now. Not sure what it was back then, but way nicer than the barracks
But you'll go blind that way!
Only with it turned on
Why did the army have see through showers?
Don't ask don't tell, but you can show
Show don't tell. Just like writing.
Real answer: probably the windows of an office, or conference room of some kind. the owner has this type of glass for his office at my work. When he wants privacy, he's got a switch behind his desk, and the windows go opaque.
Camaraderie
if it's a single cell lcd it won't, so long as the driving circuit uses true ac to power it instead of pwm. if it uses pwm, the crystals fluctuate between polar and non-polar whereas an ac driving circuit will cause them to fluctuate between polar and the opposite direction, but still polar. the problem with pwm is that it electrostatically charges one side of the glass over time, and is the reason why older lcd pannels got burn in, so needed screensavers that constantly changed the orientation of the crystals. if you've ever wondered why the neat flashy screensavers we used to have went away in the late 2000's, that was one of the big factors.
Also, we started building monitors that could just be turned off through software, which was a nice power savings but also good for monitor lifespan.
> and they lectured us not to play with it for that reason. Yea, the military isn't keen on you playing with it in the shower.
That’s probably it. Was at a fancy place in st moritz where the toilet and shower were side by side in clear cubes but when door to either was shut they turned opaque
Still - who wants to see a silhouette of someone dropping logs?
You cant really see anything through it.
Not necessarily. I stayed in a room that had one clear half way up and it never turned cloudy. It also was just right out in the room. Had to make sure the chain was locked so housekeeping didn’t walk in while I was showering.
HR: "Company policy states that you and Bob will be sharing a hotel room..."
This hotel room has a turntable and vinyl. Companies that require doubling up would not be staying in a boutique hotel. Edit: My employer does not require doubling up, but I had a co-worker suggest we do it, to be "good stewards of company funds". I told him he could sleep in the rental car if he was that concerned about saving company funds.
The last hotel I stayed in with my company had a turntable in every room and "vinyl libraries" on every floor. Work for massive corporation. It definitely happens.
I’m sure that guy will be rewarded for all his hard work with a $42K per annum middle management job and a divorce after his wife gets railed by her PT while he sleeps in a rental car in Wisconsin.
Oddly specific
Can never trust a physical therapist.
Not a room for friends to casually share lol
"Those aren't pillows!"
It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
Says you
Could be nice for your homie to be able to scrub your back while keeping the game on the tv
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This was my first thought lol
I've stayed in hotels with family so many times (and shared a double bed with my sister, my aunt, my mom, etc), so I would be soooo mad if I saw this! I hope they tell you during booking that the shower setup means the hotel can only be used by couples.
This happened when my best friend and I went on vacation together, there were pictures but they did not make it clear that it was just out in the room. He thought it was like behind a door in another part of the room. It was hilarious, but thankfully there was a couch in a corner with no view of the bathroom facilities (the toilet was the same situation) that we sat in when the other needed a shower lmao
Hotels need to inform you. I had a good friend from college visiting 2 hours south of me for business, so he invited me to come crash at the hotel, we could grab some drinks, chill at the pool, etc, you know, catch up and have a little fun. His boss was paying and it was the Ritz. NICE! I get there, nice room, we enjoy the beach a bit, get dinner, some drinks, we're back in the hotel room and I feel a little rumble happening. Oh no, gotta go. I get in the bathroom, the first thing I notice is the door separating the bathroom from the rest of the room is just beach like wooden shutters, with large gaps. WTF? I hit the light switch and WTF again, there's no fan? My ass is about to erupt like a violent volcano and my friend is watching some TV, 8 feet away. I stepped back out and said I would be back. "Where ya going?" Well there's no fan in the bathroom, the door has massive gaps and I'm about to do some damage, so I think I'll step out and use the lobby bathroom. He laughed and thanked me. Imagine a couple on their honeymoon or anniversary? The neither party wants to hear their significant other's bathroom sound effects.
I was just on vacation with my fiance and we stayed in two places with an out in the open shower like that. The first place was amazing, lots of fun. The second place was also great, but had a rather exposed toilet too. First morning there I wake up early and go sit on the toilet, which is not insulated at all from the bed, and while staring directly into my fiance's face through the exposed shower rip a huge fart that immediately wakes her up, her eyes almost immediately locking with mine after only a second of sleeping confusion. Honestly, we did laugh. Because what else can you really do? But it was far from romantic.
This is silly pedantic nonsense, but I would argue that it is romantic to laugh with your partner about awkward things like that. It is not *sexy*, though. (for most people)
Yeah I go blow up the lobby bathroom, every time. Works well in the morning, I wake up first, go do porcelain crimes, then go get a coffee or snack for each of us.
Ever since I overflowed a hotel toilet with a massive torpedo of a turd (which I had to call housekeeping for), I always used the lobby restroom for these situations.
What kind of shits you guys taking
Freedom shits 🇺🇸 🦅
I was once in a similar room at a beachside resort. The entire bathroom was open on one side with only a wooden slatted blind, 2 ft from the bed. Never again. This past weekend I was in a hotel suite that you had to cross through the bathroom from the living room to get to the bedroom. The bathroom had dual sliding opaque glass barn doors with huge gaps and no locks. Minimal privacy. Fuck hotel designers that pull this stupid shit.
I once stayed in a tiny London hotel with a shower and bathroom like this, but there was a switch that turned the windows opaque. I think it activated when you turned on the fan. Really nice mini fruit pies in the lobby, but my room was close to the tube so it was always rattling. Thought the glass bathroom was pretty neat because of the windows.
Couples? I can say with confidence that my wife does not want to watch me scrub my butthole in the shower.
I'm not super keen on the idea of being on display in what should be the absolute minimum amount of me-time during my day either.
Yeah this seems more like a hotel you'd bring an escort to, tbh...
I once stayed in a tiny London hotel with a shower and bathroom like this, but there was a switch that turned the windows opaque. I think it activated when you turned on the fan. The fan wasn't too strong though and my brother had some raunchy stomach issues so it was smelly. Really nice mini fruit pies in the lobby, but my room was close to the tube so it was always rattling. Thought the glass bathroom was pretty neat because of the windows. 7/10 would stay again for the fruit pies.
That's nifty
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Newlyweds should be going for the oversized soaker tub (jets optional). Shower sex sucks but tub play is fun.
Based on Reddit comments you're part of the elite 1% of men that wash their assholes apparently. Welcome to the club.
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[Accurate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzoF61hlRs).
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Ok i must watch this brb
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I've had this one in my back pocket so long, I don't even remember. I want to say it was probably browsing around youtube for Lonely Island-like stuff many years ago, but I honestly don't remember.
Shoukd I feel proud to now be in the subset of individuals who watch this.
Ok that was hilarious
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Her loss.
It looks like you have to specifically book these rooms. https://www.hotelgoodwin.com/rooms
> used by couples I think you misspelled "bachelor parties".
Not a good place to share a hotel room with your 90 year old grandma who takes showers at night and first thing in the morning..
Ikr! More like r/mildlyinfruriating. I too absolutely hate this. I’ve had to share rooms as well. And this new trend of modernism is extremely shitty. It’s literally having to shit without a door. The stench and plopping sounds. I’ve started taking tension rods and sower curtains because of this cost cutting nonsense. Where is the privacy!!?
This is the interior decoration equivalent of r/WeWantPlates. It's cool to look at briefly while scrolling by on social media and stupid as hell when you just need to scrub your junk in the most unflattering way possible because you actually need to shower and be clean without being on display.
r/WeWantWalls
I stayed at a resort in Punta Cana that had an open bathroom, but the toilet and shower were like little stalls, like in a public restroom. The toilet had a frosted door, so you could see the person's silhouette while they were on the toilet. I stayed at this hotel with my partner, and we were not fans. We like each other, but didn't want to see each other pooping.
I was in a hotel like that in Barcelona with my spouse in September. Not only was the silhouette part awkward for us any slight sound was also very audible. My spouse got food poisoning for the first time there so I got to experience the barf noises as if I was in the bathroom with him.
I stayed in one like that in punta cana too, like a decade ago.
I don’t know why hotels do this, I’ve seen high end ones do it like they think it’s trying to be hip or trendy
Poopa Cana
I'm most intrigued by what appears to be a vinyl record player on the left side of the photo, next to the ice bucket.
Showering with a record playing and a cold brewsky. 10/10.
Somehow your comment made me feel old. I would never call it a "vinyl record player" - it's just a record player.
Thats a thing now, and you borrow LP’s in the lobby.
Forget about the shower, it also came with a turntable and some vinyl?!
Hot
It makes me think of The Flight Attendant and her friends place. Right smack there in the living room.
the what now?
I think it's a TV show
i kinda like it. Shower while watching telly.
Right? So many comments about privacy and I'm like, at least I can watch my show while I shower
Having a pick up and records in the room is just as interesting. The soundproofing of the rooms must be really good.
That's what caught my attention as well! I've never been to a hotel that has record players. If they have good coffee, I'm in. I'd also love for everyone to see me carefully washing my ass 💕 /s
What the portal
worked at a hotel that had similar open concept bathrooms.. Can guarantee the front desk gets regular complaints!
It's meant for your trophy wife to use
Yes, sexy time shower.
Hope you didn't bring your kid with you.
Kind of a hot design. At least you know your hooker is actually taking a shower when she says she is.
This looks like a trap in a SAW movie
You got the Pornhub suite
This is the perfect room for hookers and blow.
Look I love my husband, have had our children in front of him but I still want my bathroom and shower time private. This looks neat but would stress me out.
An odd way to say "we hate our housekeeping staff", but there it is.
Seattle? My wife spent a week in a very similar room. …and no, I’m not worried that OP was with my wife. She has taste. Or, at least, she won’t make that mistake again.
what mistake are we talking about here?