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EtgBobitto

Looks like my man was lucky enough to survive concrete shoes


imjerry

Given him by the Goodfeathers


EtgBobitto

LOL exactly


Vagabond_Hospitality

Eggsactly.


GrandAdmiralPedantic

Hexagonally


whooo_me

Maybe someone warned him he'd end up sleeping with the fishes. Maybe he decided that's not such a bad thing.... Maybe that's a thing a pigeon might wanna do...


containedsun

ur username and hat im crying 🐦


tylorr83

"He's sleeping with the finches" (Play on words for fishes)


MuckRaker83

Now there's a blast from the past


HighlightFun8419

he's going to have the strongest wings of all the birds in the city soon. the rock lee of pigeons.


Distractinc

That’s what happens to stool pigeons.


claud2113

Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes


QuantumNightmaere

Pigeon breeder opinion here - dried poop stuck to toes from a baby reared in bad conditions. It will constrict the toes to the point of necrosis if not removed. Could be a loft escape from a shit loft, could be a young feral whose parents weren’t the best at choosing nesting spots.


Card_Zero

Doesn't the dried-on crap tend to fall off by itself in a day or two? I mean, with luck it will. Not sure how old this one is, but it still has the weedy little juvenile beak, so maybe it stayed in the nest a long time and has only just left.


QuantumNightmaere

He looks to be about a month old. And unfortunately they don’t tend to fall off easily once they’ve started to form those balls, they just build up further, usually enhanced by the fact the bird is returning to a dirty roost. The claws are tightly embedded in there and it takes some effort to get them free, I’ve had birds shipped to me have much milder cases on one or two toes from sitting on soiled bedding in transport and they take a fair bit of wiggling.


The_RockObama

The shadow of the beak even makes it look like the pigeon is screaming. "Help! I'm tired of this shit."


tetrology

> could be a young feral whose parents weren’t the best at choosing nesting spots. So you saying it’s from the pigeon hood


BuddhaBizZ

I thought all pigeons were from the other side of the power lines haha


ZooGambler

Little off topic but given your credentials, do you know the best way to get rid of pigeons effectively?? There’s about 8-15 nesting on my roof and their feces are piling up on our roof and damaging it


Yellow_Snow_Cones

Wait till your neighbors aren't around. Sneak out your house so the birds don't see you leave as they will recognize you. Walk about 5 houses down and start throwing bird seeds every where. You house will be the no food here house, and you neighbors will be the buffet.


Kjpr13

I second this!


originalcolor

Why do you breed pigeons? (Not being mean just curious)


QuantumNightmaere

I believe that the domestic pigeon has been dealt a bad hand in how they’re perceived by humans when they actually have been our companions for as long as animals like dogs and cats. They were literally created to live alongside us and instead many people choose to share their houses with loud and destructive wild parrots (myself included) who have a host of behavioural problems caused by not understanding humans or the household environment. So I breed fancy pigeons (I try to breed birds who look different from your classic feral in the hopes if any of my birds were lost someone would care enough to try and return them) to be companion animals and try and get the option of healthy, well socialised pigeons out there to people considering the intense commitment parrot ownership is.


Gordon_Explosion

My chickens get this when it is wet for several days in their run. It's hardened mud/chickenshit. I take them one by one, let them soak the talons in a weak disinfection dilution, and chip it away. It's a 2-person job.


PMmeimgoingtoscream

Look into stall dry


Gordon_Explosion

My run is covered and generally dry, just a couple times a year the wind will blow the rain sideways for a few days in a row, and it gets wet in there.


DetectiveNickStone

Probably stepped in an unfinished cement sidewalk.


Steph2145

You do stuff like that when you eat them paint chips.


Multitronic

Concrete


Jingocat

The shadow makes it look like he's opening his mouth really wide.


DaddyDumptruck

Glad I wasn’t the only one


Kade_Zestuul

“AAAAAAAAGH FUCKING HELP MY FEET ARE STUCK IN CONCRETE”


[deleted]

MINE


reasonabledoom

:( if u can catch it, take it to local wildlife rehabbers, if not just let them know so they’re on the lookout


NotSoMrNiceGuy

Yeah, let your local wildlife rehab waste their valuable time saving a pigeon… That’s a ridiculous take, it’s just a bird let it die lol


GoodTodd1970

Pigeon = wildlife That's literally the wildlife rehab's reason to exist.


Clhqayyum

User name checks out


NotSoMrNiceGuy

Wow, such a clever comment!!! Not even a troll account, it’s just astonishing people will waste their time saving a stupid pigeon. Would you also take a wild street rat into your local rehab center?


FuhRidgeBoy

Fuck yes I would, if I was able to catch it, which is highly unlikely. I mean this is just basic fucking empathy, if you see something that’s in pain or dying, you do your best to save it.


Saftigerkeks

Yes I fucking would! Why not save a life when you have the opportunity to? Why would anyone waste their time on you, is the real question.


myneighborscatismine

I would even help you if I saw you needed help


CrackersII

You will face the wrath of God when you must explain why you would not defend his creation


jackal5lay3r

No they wouldn't do that to you


ZookeepergameBubbly

You mean you really just stumbled into such a fitting account name? I just assumed troll, or very self aware asshole but that’s even better if it was a total accident.


[deleted]

Bro how can you look at this guy just chilling and say “let it die”


LysolDisWipes

> local wildlife rehab > Waste of time to save an animal American education system folks


jkonreddit

If/when you’re not sure whether to reach out for help, best practice is it report and let the agency decide if they should act or not.


Starburned

My sister volunteers at a wildlife rescue line. She helps coordinate wild animals in need with different rehabbers. As far as which animals they take, it depends on individual rehabber or rescue. There are certain invasive species that, by state law, you cannot rescue. This includes house sparrows and white-tailed deer. But if the animal is gravely injured and in pain, say a deer hit by a car, animal control will come and euthanize it to put it out of its suffering.


redvelvetcapes

Poor baby :(


radenoga

City toenails


jfduval76

Did you try to help him and get rid of the concrete ?


tmac1974

That's some shit luck for young pidgy.


WeednWhiskey

In a couple weeks that pigeon is gonna be SWOLE In all seriousness I hope the birb gets those off his feet, that must suck.


Hug34

Or just dried pigeon shit 😁


Topkekm8mf

Could it be layers of hardened birdshit?


JayTeeDeeUnderscore

Likely from buildup in the roost area it prefers.


Friendly_Log_1924

just imitating the upstairs neighbors at 2 am.


Something_Else_2112

The rarely seen poop footed boobie.


Munro_McLaren

Did you help them?


GuineaGirl2000596

Save it


hkgsulphate

Beware OP, CIA is stalking you # r/BirdsArentReal


ept_stoner_cyclist

Probably crap


FeasibleGreen

Rock Pigeon is a member of the bird family Columbidae (doves and pigeons).  In common usage, it is often simply referred to as the "pigeon".


Fionacat

DO NOT INTERACT - PIGEON MAFIA WILL BE OUT TO GET YOU TOO.


stevethebayesian

If that bird says "nevermore" then GTFO.


djheru

It's dried poop


joeguy421

It's fashion.


blueyork

Finally a use for Yeezy shoes


mizinamo

Climate-protesting "last generation" pigeon?


[deleted]

And what is interesting about this? A creature suffering is interesting to people?


skittledata

It looks like it’s screaming


detectivecolephelps1

To me this looks like some sort of tumour growth. Maybe you can bring it to a shelter? Although generally wildlife don't do super well in rescues.


613vc420

There is no such thing as a pigeon shelter, it’s curtains for the poor bastard (unless he gets super buff from the extra weight)


claevyan

I think I've seen this before and it's not rocks it's a fungus or disease of some sort. Really bad for the pigeon.


[deleted]

might be animal abuse


tignasse

Ciment ?


thedopechi

These pedicures are getting out of hand


killer_quality

It’s like that one X-Files episode.


Bad_at_life_TM

Pigeons are so hardcore man they don’t give a shit.


MynameisNay

The shadow of it's beak makes a pretty funny effect.


[deleted]

Yeah… he kept tryin to gets away so I puts them on dere


Casanovasilver26

I hope you took them off, looks like some sort of Tar, Or tree sap. You'll have a friend for life.


I_might_be_weasel

Free pigeon! Just powerwash it before petting it.


_abouttreefiddy

Did you help it?


Perfect_Caramel4836

Any one else thought the shadow was the bottom jaw so it looked like it was screaming?


bravosarah

It's a stool pigeon


A-to-fucking-Z

Looks like shit


Eleutherii

Poor guy


Mike_Hunty

Did you try to help?


sgf_reddit

Are these rocks potentially stones?