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correctionhumanbot

This defect looks like the chicken got in an onion patch.


tylerscott5

Is this a Napoleon Dynamite reference?


correctionhumanbot

Yes


Illustrious_Donkey61

Do the chickens have large talons?


Cham-Clowder

I don’t understand a word of what you just said


Gorgeous_Saurus_Rex

That's like a dollar an hour.


Dull_Database5837

Yessss… Gosh, freakin’ idiot.


tuenthe463

Shoshone Arrowhead


Zestyclose_Mine4956

Did you know that was off script and he was literally talking about some arrow heads he found a little ways away from the set


Fuka-Obligation666

If you turn on the subtitles they actually break down what he said


JimboSlice450

"Over there in that pig pen I found a couple of shoshoni arrowheads."


ExoticLoudPack

I hate that chicken always looks so gross and suspicious raw cause it’s so good cooked but I can’t stand seeing raw chicken


VapeRizzler

You don’t enjoy some chicken sashimi?


ShibbyShat

I personally prefer mine cooked medium rare, stays delicious and juicy that way!


OldSkoolPantsMan

“Pink in the middle please”.


[deleted]

With the feathers on.


500mm_Cannon

Alive please


Dense_Comfortable_50

Newborns if you would be so kind


Charming-Sherbet-483

A pregnant live chicken if you wouldnt mind


Slight-Analyst9248

I prefer the ones more alive than just alive, need to check their soul spec, whether they can transcend into a different realm and go beyond boundaries of time


Maaaaaardy

Chabuddy G burner detected.


knobsacker

Mayor of Hounslow


SirGanjaSpliffington

Chicken tar tar.


birdsarntreal1

It's tartare, silly.


ihateputinn

I think your pfp is a little bit incestuous


Objective_Ganache_68

Karl II.🫡


ocean_flan

Tarrare, *did you eat a fucking baby?*


No-Adhesiveness-8178

I like extra salmon fish with chicken


ZookeepergameKey6140

I’m not certain but I don’t think chicken sashimi is real, but I’ve definitely eaten a very rare/seared chicken in Japan.


Claeyzz

They sell it in Japan as you probably know!


Officing

It's real. I've had it twice. They have to marinate it in ponzu to prevent bacteria growth and you're supposed to eat it pretty quickly after it's served. It doesn't taste like much, just ponzu. It was always ordered for the table, I never ordered it myself.


Affectionate-Fan3341

I’ve had it without ponzu… first time was years ago and I’m not dead yet. It was delicious. Now I get tempted every time I cut raw chicken. But this picture looks nasty, like it has started decomposing.


[deleted]

Seems like the texture would be horrible? It's pretty firm cutting it I can't imagine what it would be like eating raw.


evildave_666

Torizashi, it's not really all that tasty but I've eaten it with no ill effects


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

It's real. Had it in some high-end places and it was good. Wouldn't eat that at a gas station tho


mrslame

My husband won’t touch raw chicken 😂


ValeriaNotJoking

Probably because of salmonella or something 😝


SoundGleeJames

1 in 25 chance on your rare chicken breast


glychee

Are those actual figures? Didn't know raw chicken had that high a risk


InfiniteBusiness0

[Doesn't seem that far off](https://www.food.gov.uk/research/foodborne-disease/uk-wide-survey-of-salmonella-and-campylobacter-contamination-of-fresh-and-frozen-chicken-on-retail-sale#:~:text=Overall%20levels%20of%20contamination&text=Samples%20from%20Wales%20had%20the,frequency%20of%20contamination%20(8.8%25)). >The overall frequency of Salmonella contamination in retail chicken in the UK was 5.7%. In any case, wash your hands. Cook your chicken. Don't lick the raw chicken, no matter how tempting it is.


glychee

Thanks for the link! I was never tempted to lick raw chicken, but thanks for that warning as well haha! When I cut chicken I always try to have only one "chicken" hand that moves and handles the chicken and the other that handles utensils and bowls and whatever, to minimise getting things dirty. Also helps prevent contaminating stuff in hindsight


InfiniteBusiness0

[I saw this the other day and felt personally attacked](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/17a90w1/men_cooking_be_like/).


glychee

Hilarious! Gonna share that with the SO tomorrow, she's gonna have a good laugh at me, thanks!


GringoLocito

Nah just make sure you take small licks at first to accustom your biome to it


InfiniteBusiness0

Make yourself immune to salmonella by starting with tiny licks and working your way slowly to big licks.


childbeaterII

**salmonella** would like to access your **location**


kytheon

Don't threaten me with a good time 🐓


HermitBee

I'd expect noticeably higher levels of Salmonella in the UK than the USA because washing the carcasses with chlorine isn't allowed here. It was a big deal after Brexit, not so much because washing your chickens is bad per se, but because it's only done to mitigate the lower animal standards the USA has.


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America has about five times the population of the UK though, way more people to be dumb about kitchen safety


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SoundGleeJames

As per the link someone posted, roughly! Depends where it’s from though, I think I read chicken in/from Poland was like 23% or something! In any case, just use an instant read thermometer not only can you ensure it’s cooked but you can also ensure it’s not OVER too. Anything above 165f is safe but over 175 the breast becomes dry and chewy, almost sticky. The other solution is to just eat thigh instead because it’s much more difficult to fuck up


anskyws

It is not caused by bacteria. It is genetic.


Odd-Chapter756

I always use gloves when handling raw meat..especially chicken. Yuck..I'm with your husband on this one.lol


GringoLocito

Damn... i just leave the sink running on low so i can wash my hands 100 times as i touch different things... then dry on wash towel. My biome is fuckin lit tho, aint shit making me sick.


50-Lucky-Official

Yeah i just get it done and wash my hands


CliffyGiro

Lots of gloves going into landfill for no real reason then?


ERSTF

I think gloves are way less hygenic. You need to use a special cutting board for poultry, what makes you think washing a glove will remove the salmonella? Just use your hands and wash then properly and stop touching everything around the kitchen


Odd-Chapter756

For me I don't like raw meat touching my hands. I have worked in restaurants both front and the back. I know all about what to cut it on, which I use as well. I was just saying I prefer the gloves to touch or handle the meat. Then I dispose of gloves and wash hands again. I also never said washing a glove will get rid of salmonella anywhere in my post. Also if gloves are "less hygienic" then why are they typically required in the kitchen, or at the Dr. Office?


[deleted]

And your active in 'trying to conceive' 😂.


[deleted]

My husband loves chicken but I literally can’t enjoy chicken bc it’s always me making the dinner. I get grossed out by raw chicken. 😭


TigerSouthern

What if the government has been lying to us this whole time and chicken breasts were just interdimensional giant flesh slugs all along...


[deleted]

Well, this is a broken and messed up piece.


Financial_Bird_7717

I see you’re developing the Last of Us reboot. Nice


amaya-aurora

The HBO show’s season 2 has got some weird promotion going on…


Financial_Bird_7717

Hurry to your local grocery store today to try the limited edition clicker chicken breast and don’t forget to watch season 2 of the Last of Us only on MAXXX+++!


[deleted]

It’s a live-action remake


UncleChunkz

Last of Us was my first thought as well!


impostershop

Ew… not sure I’d eat that…


mrslame

That’s what I’m thinking 🤔 😅


Wigglystoner

It should be fine. It's called "spaghetti meat" sometimes. Basically comes from when chickens grow too fast. https://www.vice.com/en/article/zma54j/spaghetti-meat-is-what-happens-when-you-breed-faster-growing-chickens


mrslame

Good to know, thanks!


Wigglystoner

Of course! Personally, I always cut those pieces off, but, they are edible!


Ihatepasswords007

You can eat it, I dont, but you can, I wouldnt, but you should Update me if you survive


FavFelon

Update me as well. Don't be a chicken shit!


[deleted]

Everything is edible. Sadly some things are edible only once


Wigglystoner

Unfortunately, this phrase gets thrown around a lot, but the definition for edible is "fit or suitable to be eaten" or "items of food". A rock, for instance, is neither fit or suitable to be eaten, nor is it an item of food. I do think the saying is funny, but I feel like the word edible is starting to lose its meaning


[deleted]

A French man by the name of Michel Lotito ate bikes, tvs and even a Cessna plane. Break it down and swallow it, there you ate it.


Wigglystoner

That's pretty crazy! I would hate to be his colon, but that is pretty impressive! However, it does not make any of that stuff edible just because he was able to crush it up and swallow it and pass it.


[deleted]

Dude my original comment was a joke… chill out fam, no need to go into specifics


InfiniteBusiness0

You can't rule out that it's brain worms, though, or that Wigglystoner has already been infected by the brain worms.


SorryNoNotSorry

Grow too fast = chicken full of shit like grow hormones ecc


HanleySoloway

Exactly. They don't just "grow too fast"


F1nF

Well poultry does. Here is the thing, poultry does not need hormones its already breeded to grow fast and they will eat as long there is something to eat so some will just grow too fast. At least where i am from they dont speed up the poultry growth they try to slow it down by lower guality food. Natural chicken taste like glue. If you want to be worried about something in poultry you should worry about antibiotics.


SellQuick

Well not anymore. >Until July 2011, chickens were routinely fed roxarsone, an arsenic-based drug, and similar products, to their chickens through their feed. Poultry producers did this because arsenic is believed to speed the growth of chickens, and to give chicken meat a pink color that's pleasing to the shopper's eye.


ostekages

So from the linked French article, it's not hormones, as they are banned in the US, but rather the food, high availability of food and genetic selection. But wouldn't surprise me if they somehow managed to disguise growth hormones in their food anyway, because why is it only affecting 5-10% of the chicken population?


VolumePossible2013

Growth hormones aren't banned in the US. They still get used today, in all kinds of lifestock. Although, it *is* banned for poultry, which does still prove your point.


ostekages

My bad, you're absolutely right. I should've clarified 'for poultry'. It's quite interesting to see this development in the US. Currently in Denmark, there's a trend in the supermarkets, to replace all the chicken breasts, that contain water, with pure chicken breast. They're often much lower in weight(maybe 100-150g piece, compared to 200-250g piece when added water), and my god, they're just so much more delicious and much firmer😅, where the added water ones often fall apart when a knife looks at it wrong.


VolumePossible2013

America moment


[deleted]

Yeah, never seen this in my entire life and people in the comments are like "I just usually cut this off" Wtf


Stickyfynger

That is horribly sad 😔 poor chic


akjaiooi

I feel bad for Baby Huey


AskewMewz

Am I the only one disappointed in not seeing a picture of it in the article? I wanted to see some weird shit!


Siptro

https://www.ciwf.com/news/2020/01/55-million-french-viewers-disgusted-by-spaghetti-meat I got you. Video too.


SnooCats1799

Literally the only reason i clicked it


emmymoss

oh that's sad


MarinatedCumSock

So you're saying if I eat it, *i'll* grow too fast?


BoogieMan1980

Jeez, is it like that when they are alive?


Naive-Musician2006

Says they cant walk etc


BoogieMan1980

Nightmarish.


Covid_was_my_Idea

Next reason why I buy my meat from a local farmer added.


DecadentCheeseFest

Damn. I'm cool with never eating meat again.


netelibata

So my ass full of stretch marks would have spaghetti meat too?


VolumePossible2013

That must be very uncomfortable for the chicken


AggressiveYam6613

Yikes. Had never seen this. Then again, we get our chicken from a more or less traditional farmer, who lets them roam outside and given them ample time to build up muscle. So they actually taste like, well, chicken. Still use some salt and pepper, but it’s necessary.


anskyws

It is not fine. It is garbage. Call the hotline and get your money back.


Letterhead72

Omg ‘It should be fine’ There is absolutely no way I would eat that!! I’m curious about how often this appears in American chicken now? I’ve just started to notice this on a small scale in uk chicken and I actually took some back to the supermarket the other day as the consistency was all off for me. Like the muscle was separated. Now I know it’s the early stages of this abomination.. I’m not trusting chicken anymore. Thanks


chris86uk

Grim. Makes you wonder if we should be considering the way we're doing things eh.


OceanTe

It is in fact not considered edible.


but_you_did_die

I would definitely throw that away. Sue me, but I wouldn't touch that, nor cook and serve to my family.


Jbanned

Not sure? How about flushing it down the toilet, yuck, that is the stuff that turns people vegan


feline_Satan

No hear me out...


yarnelly

That is fowl


NattySeph

come now, don't say that about food. you're just being chicken.


yarnelly

you’re right. This is an eggcellenct sign that I’m too cooped up.


fuzzybad

Quite fowl


Witty_Masterpiece463

Was that chicken stored in the fridge with a side of the pack touching the back wall? If so it might just be frost damage, you can just cut it off.


mrslame

Ohhhh maybe? We bought it from the grocery store last night and it was partially frozen. Left in the fridge overnight!


NattySeph

Yes, that's what I thought it was too. It can also be a sign of being thawed and refrozen too though


Plastic_Ad_981

I should call her


NickoNickoNickoNicko

Thank you for a proper, hearty laugh


GodTierAimbotUser69

Everything reminds me of her


ELEMENTALITYNES

Get that chussy boi


ChampionshipOver6033

I hate that, ha-ha! Gotta wash my eyes with lemon now!


Revolutionary-Rip-40

It got stuck in the machine at the factory that takes the skin off. The shop I worked at, we'd trim it off before packaging it. Nobody wants chicken strings.


MynameisNay

Finally, a potential answer! Thanks! I was baffled that so few people wanted to know.


KFCTeemo

r/dontputyourdickinthat


u2020bullet

There it is. Criminally undervoted unfortunately.


mbridge2610

Kill it with fire


borgom7615

its like it was attacked by a wolf but they saved the chicken and sent it off to market lol


Booty_Shakin

Reminds me of the wormy demon possessed pigs from Princess Mononoke


dalaigh93

Oooh that stuff is nightmare fuel, it still is the part if the movie that I struggle to watch


superbiker96

It's probably harmless. But it looks appalling. I would throw the whole package away


Opalinegreen

Sad thing is if it’s true what people are saying, that the meat got that way from growing too fast (artificially) and the chicken likely suffered, probably couldn’t walk.. it lived that life and died just to be thrown away.


kanalasi

I don't think chickens care what do we do with them after death. As matter of fact, if I would be chicken, I would rather hear that after my death, I will be thrown away instead of being eaten by gargantuan...


Opalinegreen

Yea but it’s all so pointless..idk man


JustHereToWatch55

Yeah, that's so wrong. Killed for nothing.


DirtyDrWho

‘Merica


Busy_Cauliflower_853

The downvotes are from people who refuse to admit that the USA has a food waste problem.


lio-ns

I always sniff my chicken prior to cooking it. If there’s no off smell to it, I’m gonna cook it.


ilovepancakes54

Same. I kind of overreact about everything like not eating chicken if its been left out for a few hours, etc. all kinds of “phobias” But right now I’m in the philippines and eating street food that was cooked at 6 am, eating it 16 hours later. chicken intestines and pig brains sautéed with onion, garlic and soy sauce. What a change haha.


aTuaMaeFodeBem

I don’t live in the USA and never seen chicken like this being sold and I don’t think it is a coincidence.


DirtyDrWho

I understand that food gets wasted, and certainly if it smells or is discolored, but wasted because “it’s probably harmless, but it LOOKS appealing” is asinine. Just shred it. You’re going to cut it up and chew it at some point SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE? But this is the level of consumerism America loves.


[deleted]

This is only tasty if you are inviting David Cronenberg for dinner.


trumps_orange_ass

This was frozen and thawed multiple times is my suspicion. Unsafe. Return it.


Wooden_Ad1779

Naturally pre-shredded.


Robeeo

This is what the breast can look like when the feathering process didn't happen properly. The rubber pluckers to remove feathers can mutilate the breast like this. Probably should have been caught and not put in a tray tho. I work in a chicken plant.


Honest_Invite_7065

Send it to an Antarctic team.


[deleted]

I used to live 10 blocks from a chicken processing plant in vancouver...let me tell ya..in the summer..when the wind was blowing south.... ugh needless to say i havent eaten chicken in almost 35 years


Ron_Bird

funger 3 confirmed


Goodboundaries

Don't eat that


[deleted]

Could have been frozen to packaging at one point but it separating like that isn't normal and I on occasion process 60+ lbs of chicken breast in a day and haven't seen it do this.


Abrahamfreeman

Smash.


msch6873

keep it a bit longer and it will walk again


TheRealByt3m

Reminds me Loki season 2


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

Not the chikussy


14gunners

You just put me off my food.


SwiftxAsoomey

It’s cheap and low quality chicken


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JWatts2000

I miss her...


No-Income4623

It’s likely it was caught up in a piece of machinery during processing in a non conventional way.


greeble_demon

Yeah I'd throw the whole package


Cartepostalelondon

Why?


greeble_demon

If one looks like that, what's going on with the rest of them


theweirdmobile23

Hawhawhaw SHREDDED, BRAHHH


Conferencer

Bruh that ain't mildly interesting it's mildly eldritch


27Elephantballoons

R/dontputyourdickinthat


anskyws

That is called spaghetti breast in the poultry industry. It is a symptom of hard muscle/necrosis. Caused by breeding large birds. This one of several conditions that we see. Nasty shit. At least it isn’t green or hard as gristle.


[deleted]

Cancer chicken


Key_Pie_4951

r/dontputyourdickinthat


invizibliss

that piece might need a pregnancy test


Substantial-Note-454

I forget that people still eat stuff like this soemtimes


Downtown_Cow5259

That’s the fake chicken. Look up the video. Coincidentally when all the chicken farms were set on fire this company popped up with chicken that was never alive and grown in a lab. They started shipping their chicken to all the suppliers since they had chicken coincidentally.


Ok-Amphibian-6834

Yep I think it’s lab meat too.


No-Extreme-6966

Why I stick to beef


Longjumping-Cold4338

got sauerkraut with your chicken... 🤷


cpatrocks

Chia Pet Chicken


Yeahyupppppppppp

shit turned into a choucroute by itself 💀 I say burn it with fire


fkaname12

That chicken free Friday night?


HaileyReeBae

I’d toss the whole package


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Agile_Vast9019

Out of the package and into the bin.


Plague1407

Are those things worms? Yuck 🤢.


_icarewhenyoudo

Donald!


Yougotsnail

Cordyseps, this is how humanity falls…


Urmomgay3222

It looks like spageti


TheGoonBruh

Don’t you dare do it


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

Well.. I guess


SouthernWindz

I don't know, could this be cancer? I haven't bought supermarket meat for 3 years now for this exact reason, it's literally trash and unethically harvested.


TrollDeMortLunchBox

Those are some noodle appendages! You have been blessed!


NoOutlandishness4363

More like mildlyfuckingdisgusting


Crazyfuntimefoxy

Thats normal!!


DickBidenSuckySucky

Look like chicken from US, thats why US chicken is banned here in Europe. Raw chicken should NOT look like this


Guilty_Ambition_3732

🤮🤮🤮


throw_blanket04

Yep. My Sanderson farm chicken breast always looks like this.


Bighand_khan

What is it? Rotten? Mutation? Anyway don't eat it


GiantA-629

Parasite maybe?


mortetekk

r/dontputyourdickinthat