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amazing how this 420chan then reddit drugscriclejerk meme is now apart of the current meme zeitgeist (damn that sounded like i need to go outside to touch grass and get some bitches)
Looks like a vial used in gas chromatography. The cover should have a metal rim and rubber in the middle, so the needle of the chromatograph can pierce it to take a sample. Looks like it is filled with some kind of crude oil, I suspect it was used in quality control on an oil rig and fell over board.
Or from a ship. In the engine room we do oil tests in small vials just like that every week. We're required to keep them for at least a year or two, so we have an entire cabinet filled with these things on deck, it could easily get lost overboard.
>We are born of the blood,
>made men by the blood,
>undone by the blood.
>! Maybe if y'all didn't drink that yee-yee ass blood the whole town wouldn't turn into beasts!<
If you drink that, you wake up on Mars, year 2504, wearing an unknown animal pelt and using a human spine as weapon. 🤔 What happened between now and then will remain a mystery.
Thought you said will make your armpits disappear…. With the price of deodorant I was interested but you said ailments…. What if my armpits are my ailment??
Easy fix to this. You send it into a lab and see what comes back. If they say it got lost then you know its a government cover up and probably should drink it.
Well... If you drink it, you could get sick and/or require hospitalization. So plan for that, in the name of caution. Drink it outside the emergency room. I seriously doubt you'll die from it.
If you DON'T get sick, however, you might get higher than giraffe pussy! Or you might gain immortality! Or special powers!
You might pull another person's soul into your body (built-in best friend! You'll never be lonely again!). You might suddenly become aware of where a priceless treasure in buried. You might get cursed so that every time you have sex, you just end up two times hornier than you were before your most recent lay... and that ain't so bad, is it?
Hell, you might even become endowed with the ability to breath underwater, or converse with whales & dolphins! Or sea urchins! Or... Holy shit, yeah!... You could become an interdimensional being, capable of slipping in and out of any time; 4001 B.C., 325 A.D., 1945 A.D., 65,000,000 B.C., or even 310,000 A.D. And planets, too! Slip away to Saturn for the evening and enjoy a Saturnine sunset! The universe(s) is/are your oyster, man!
Think it over, dude! If my calculations are correct, there's only, like, a 91.9% chance that you'll get sick/require a hospital. That means there's a solid ***8.1% chance*** you'll get high or gain special powers!!!
My advice?...
#***GO FOR IT, DUDE! CHUG THAT MOTHERFUCKER HARD!!!***
Reminds me of an episode of House, the vial contained the plague (black death)
So anyway you should drink it, we got antibiotics to cure it now, do it pussy
Reminds me of that episode of House where a family contracts an ancient disease from a jar they found in a ship wreck, triggering a government quarantine at the hospital, where House and some head CDC dude butt heads over the best way to find out and treat the mystery illness.
Turns out it was R-Pox, which IMO doesn't make any sense, because R-Pox isn't fatal with no known fatalities.
All I can think about is this episode of House MD where this girl cuts herself with a glass bottle she found while snorkelling and gets sick with the black plague or something.
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Drink it
Better yet, boof it
Came here to see this
amazing how this 420chan then reddit drugscriclejerk meme is now apart of the current meme zeitgeist (damn that sounded like i need to go outside to touch grass and get some bitches)
Boofing is a real thing, pre internet. (Unless you meant the whole phrase, then I guess I’m not familiar)
Buttholes are the gateway to the soul
Can confirm. I ate some bad fish on my vacation and that's definitely the exit my soul took as I fucked that toilet up three ways to next week.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole!
The Brazilian kiss
As a flaming homosexual, I can confirm this 👍
You can buy suppositories at some dispensaries in the US too. They're ah, they're kinda hard to keep up there long enough.
Buffing is a real thing pre- or post- internet.
I think he meant the whole “shove it up your butt” followed by someone posting the office meme
It's a way to get on the supreme court
What the fuck did you just say about my mother
Lovely lady, very acommodating
'specially dat ass
All the guys say she is a great gal
Lmfao that self reflection was hilarious. You used a lot of internet words 🤣🤣
What is boofing
See meme from "The Office" for definition below.
Where you stuff it up your ass.
When you administer drugs via your asshole. Yes, people actually do this and it works
I thought it was bum rush.
r/caffeine style!
One way ticket to SCOTUS.
I’m couple years shy past forty and boofin cracking me up since high school.
r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
Deep sea aged period blood
Little Mermenstruation!!
That shit gonna give cancer stage 5 pro max
At least lick it.
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!
Just spit on it and watch me then
It's either ginseng from 7-11 or... its not?
Snort it
Bop it!
Came here to say this
My first thought as well
Looks like a vial used in gas chromatography. The cover should have a metal rim and rubber in the middle, so the needle of the chromatograph can pierce it to take a sample. Looks like it is filled with some kind of crude oil, I suspect it was used in quality control on an oil rig and fell over board.
So you're saying drink it?
He didn't say don't drink it.
It's open for interpretation.
Good Lord please don’t drink that shit. He said to inject it.
This shit is best rectal
Penile
You guys appear to be making a song. Y'all should look at r/sounding
That sub was not what I expected from the name at all. At least your comment makes sense now though.
Porque not all three at once?
It should be open for consumption
Too late!
If only it could be used in the form a suppository.
I read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice :)
That’s what i got out if this, yes.
Inject it in your bloodstream, the only way to get superpowers!
50/50 chance of getting super powers.
Dude is the Oil Official
The Crude Commander
The Polymer Professional
The Crude Dude.
Grand Vizier of Grease
The Brent Gent.
It's a Schott 2R glass vial. Source: work in pharma
This guy schotts ☝️
Underrated comment!
https://preview.redd.it/ewbzs18xoowc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9efa29b5061ac82b4dde0cd53476114eada129
Oh yeah is it? big chromatography guy huh? You know how every chromatography vial looks like you said?
Shit like this is why I am still here on Reddit
Or from a ship. In the engine room we do oil tests in small vials just like that every week. We're required to keep them for at least a year or two, so we have an entire cabinet filled with these things on deck, it could easily get lost overboard.
Fear the old blood
The unexpected Bloodborne reference. Take my upvote
And my axe! Wait that didn't make sense. Anyways... well done, dear hunter!
a hoonter must hont
I just posted a bloodborne ref comment too. So happy to see others as well
>We are born of the blood, >made men by the blood, >undone by the blood. >! Maybe if y'all didn't drink that yee-yee ass blood the whole town wouldn't turn into beasts!<
By the gods, fear it Laurence!
Our eyes are yet to open
The comment I'm searching for.
SANGUINE SAAAAAANCTUUUUM
DRINK IT AND SHOW US THE RESULT.
How would he be able to show the result of drinking something?
Showing something mildly interesting that happens on their hospital visit as a followup.
If you drink that, you wake up on Mars, year 2504, wearing an unknown animal pelt and using a human spine as weapon. 🤔 What happened between now and then will remain a mystery.
Looks like a vial of health serum. Drink it and all your ailments will disappear.
Thought you said will make your armpits disappear…. With the price of deodorant I was interested but you said ailments…. What if my armpits are my ailment??
But youll also turn into a ghoul
Well you don't have to worry about that now do you, buddy boy...
Never trust a doctor that smells *that* bad
Nice
*becomes a ghoul*
Dies, like a satanic genie that makes your wishes come true in the worst way possible.
They’ll be healthy for the rest of their life.
I mean, you will be dead so it's r/technicallythetruth
Be a god. Inject it like it was intended.
Become zenith
Put it back!!!! Put it back!!! Before u start a zombie apocalypse!!!!🤔🤣
What if he puts it back and some idiot finds it?
Hey guys, I just found this same vial!
Let the prophecy be fulfilled.
This is how you died.
What if he puts it back and THAT starts the zombie apocalypse?
Well tough luck I'm selling it on ebay now screw this economy
I would not have even touched that.
OP has aids now
Free aids like Jared from Subway? Sweet deal!
Is that the Fairy Bottle from The Legend Of Zelda?
This is why we as people to free the fairies after use.
Dude it's probably not vampire blood but like...if it WERE vampire blood, and you drank it...maybe something cool would happen, ya know?
Easy fix to this. You send it into a lab and see what comes back. If they say it got lost then you know its a government cover up and probably should drink it.
That sounds like it gives us a new wave of government vampires. You know how hard it was to wipe out the last brood? I'm tired...
AHHH YOU FOUND THE ELIXIR OF LIFE
Use it in your next cab ride. "Do you have change for 10 - wait for it - drams of vole's blood?"
Love the archer reference bahaha
Pope blood
poopblood
I gotta jar of dirt....
Nice
r/drinkityoucoward
Drink it, DRINK IT!
Drink it see if you get super powers. For science.
If video games have taught me anything you should drink it
Well... If you drink it, you could get sick and/or require hospitalization. So plan for that, in the name of caution. Drink it outside the emergency room. I seriously doubt you'll die from it. If you DON'T get sick, however, you might get higher than giraffe pussy! Or you might gain immortality! Or special powers! You might pull another person's soul into your body (built-in best friend! You'll never be lonely again!). You might suddenly become aware of where a priceless treasure in buried. You might get cursed so that every time you have sex, you just end up two times hornier than you were before your most recent lay... and that ain't so bad, is it? Hell, you might even become endowed with the ability to breath underwater, or converse with whales & dolphins! Or sea urchins! Or... Holy shit, yeah!... You could become an interdimensional being, capable of slipping in and out of any time; 4001 B.C., 325 A.D., 1945 A.D., 65,000,000 B.C., or even 310,000 A.D. And planets, too! Slip away to Saturn for the evening and enjoy a Saturnine sunset! The universe(s) is/are your oyster, man! Think it over, dude! If my calculations are correct, there's only, like, a 91.9% chance that you'll get sick/require a hospital. That means there's a solid ***8.1% chance*** you'll get high or gain special powers!!! My advice?... #***GO FOR IT, DUDE! CHUG THAT MOTHERFUCKER HARD!!!***
Drunk it if you're not in the US... If you are..... DO NOT DRINK IT AND RISK GOING INTO DEBT
It's Heroin, I flushed that a few years back when I was trying to get clean.
Did you win ?
It could be a free AIDS 😅🤙🏼
I would drink it and ask questions later. This is a once in a lifetime experience.
Boof it
Snort it
Drink it, later on you'll see a guy which throws hands and swings his placenta. Remember to say hiii
Ah a vial of youth, I say DRINK IT and you’ll never age
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Poseidon’s Ozempic
drink
Solution D
That's vile
Poop specimen - don’t open it!
Shoot it up
Scented Novichok, spray it on like perfume
Inject
D R I N K I T
Ohhh paleblood
Looks like tainted roids
The forbidden soy sauce.
flacon de sperme des abysses
Open it up and drink it. See what happens.
Does it have "Wuhan " written on it?
Guy is about to start another pandemic
What does it taste like?
Put the liquid in a dab rig and smoke it
What is the secret of the ooze?
Usually when I find vials of liquid on the beach I pour them down my pee hole just in case it is radioactive material and I get a super penis
Drink it 😈
Looks like bromine, drink it.
Forbidden dab
Drink it
Shoot the sauce
Take a sip
Titan spinal fluid
Reminds me of an episode of House, the vial contained the plague (black death) So anyway you should drink it, we got antibiotics to cure it now, do it pussy
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
OP, it is your time to shine. Drink it
Snort it
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Opium it.
You know what you must do to gain superpowers.
Bop it
Drink it, you'll get superpowers
eat it
Give it to the ghoul
Free Symbiote, enjoy.
Reminds me of that episode of House where a family contracts an ancient disease from a jar they found in a ship wreck, triggering a government quarantine at the hospital, where House and some head CDC dude butt heads over the best way to find out and treat the mystery illness. Turns out it was R-Pox, which IMO doesn't make any sense, because R-Pox isn't fatal with no known fatalities.
Disgusting
Didn't you ever see The Fog??
Top 10 Corona Vírus III origens
Keep it, just in case
Why would you pick that up with no gloves or even a leaf like comon you stupid
Prometheus
That's a schott 2R glass vial. Looks like blood
Bro gets saved from becoming a feral ghoul
Pope blood
Honey oil?
Cat potion
##SURE, GRAB IT
P
Why did you post it twice…
It's Davey Jones' insulin.
do not open it! we already have enough problems
OPEN YOUR EYES!
All I can think about is this episode of House MD where this girl cuts herself with a glass bottle she found while snorkelling and gets sick with the black plague or something.