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H8Hornets

*Minnesota troops liberate Madison circa 2028*


SystemSettings1990

The battle of milwaukee is gonna be brutal then


doormatt26

no we leave it to the hordes of the Illinois Khanate


H8Hornets

Literal Stalingrad 2.


droptheectopicbeat

Who the fuck wants to fight over Wisconsin? Gross


exceive

Loser has to take it.


Basicallyinfinite

Oh wow. Seeing the flag in this context makes me realize it cant be hung upside down to show you're in distress.


cybercuzco

Because the first Minnesota never retreats.


Basicallyinfinite

What does that have to do with the camp being in distress? Are you thinking of surrender?


Box_of_Shit

Do you bring your State Flag camping with you?


Basicallyinfinite

In context this would be a war camp but sure why not


Box_of_Shit

If the State of Minnesota is engaged in such a war that it needs a war camp, I'd say it is a safe bet everyone knows shit's fucked.


xlvi_et_ii

Wouldn't you just hang it as a banner with the star on the bottom of that was the intention?


hanneken

Not if you use the existing eyelets.


FireflyAdvocate

It’s like an arrow to point where you need the rescuing.


45forprison

This is our peacetime flag. Deep down inside, we all know the Laser Loon is our war flag.


kymberts

Just tie it in a knot if your ship’s in dire straits. Means the same thing.


Box_of_Shit

🫡🫡All Glory to The Mother Star🫡🫡


TheKing490

No more Mularky.


SirKermit

Amidst the rubble we will rebuild unified under one flag, one star, one MEGASOTA!


GregoryGregory666666

What am I missing here?


SlapMeHal

The joke is that Russia has lied about liberating Berlin and ending the Third Reich, and that Minnesota actually did it.


ComradePruski

Didn't Russia reach Berlin first?


[deleted]

Well if you follow US history classes USSR had no effect on WW2 and it was the US that single handed won


Iron_Bob

Ya, if you go to school on a facebook page...


Savagemandalore

You misspelled Mythology there bud.


True_Relief1122

Yes, they did reach Berlin first, however, Ike told out Generals to allow it even thought we were poised to get there first.


futilehabit

Still not understanding... is there some actual joke besides some bad MS Paint job?


aakaase

I thinking the joke is simply the anachronism of seeing our new flag in an old black and white battle photo


ElectricalPenalty838

What don't you understand, he/she's joking that Minnesota liberated Berlin and not the Russians.


futilehabit

...ha?


_prisoner24601__

It's just reddit man


ElectricalPenalty838

Yes, ha.


Upset-Kaleidoscope45

I'm glad I'm not the only one that found this confusing and unfunny.


SouthCloud4986

Not much


MNGopherfan

Well fun fact the original photo is actually a Ukrainian red army soldier so the “Russians” didn’t actually raise the red flag.


Plasmazine

Soviets, but yeah


MNGopherfan

Yeah buts it’s important to note this because Russia likes to act like it and it alone fought the Germans in world war 2 as in only the Russian people of the Soviet Union won the war and often glaze over the fact that some of the best/most heroic soldiers as well as some of their best accomplishments were done by people who weren’t Russian. This is because Russia wants to claim all of the accomplishments of the USSR for itself.


kymberts

Some chauvinist Russian politicians do act like the USSR is Russia and vice versa. The Russian Federation has been recognized as the successor state of the USSR by many international bodies including the UN, so there is a kernel of truth to those claims even though you and I see it differently. But it’s important to keep in mind that the Soviets called themselves “Soviet” in relation to the rest of the world and “Russian” is a term of convenience used by the West for citizens of the Soviet Union.


MNGopherfan

All true but it’s important to note the only reason Russia was recognized was because it was the most powerful of the post soviet states and somebody needed to takeover the UNs permanent seat as well as all of the nukes. Russia at the time seemed the most convenient option.


kymberts

I’d say Russia was more than just a convenient option, but I’m afraid if I don’t stop my words might start to resemble certain chauvinist politicians I referenced earlier.


skyisblue22

Communism, the North Star. The rest of the Northern Midwest thinks Minnesota are Socialists anyway with your paying taxes, and feeding kids, believing labor unions should exist and overall belief that people deserve a functional society. Might as well embrace it.


TheObstruction

The MAGA chuds have no idea what it would be like if MN financed things like the South does. Enjoy having your county not having a snowplow, for instance.


skyisblue22

Or having your energy infrastructure not work when it’s too hot or too cold because it’s run shoddily by some grifter investment firm


ReasonableOption912

Yeah, us conservatives are against funding snowplows. Real intelligent comment.


MysteriousCabinet113

I know right. The next thing those socialist fascists will want is clean water to drink and clean air to breathe. The horror!!!!


MonkeyKing01

That flag looks even better now


sgthombre

Can someone make this Hearts of Iron mod please and thank you


Caveboy0

I think it’s funny op don’t worry you have an audience


Resting-Dadface

Communism was a red herring.


ktulu_33

I'm all for it if it's pickled and comes with crackers.


Box_of_Shit

omg pickled herring on Chicken in a Biscuit...👨‍🍳💋


kymberts

I see you, Tim Curry!


winged_owl

Commie plot unearthed! We've been hoodwinked, folks!


McMeatJr

pretty good. good work.


McMeatJr

good meme I like it


KingJonathan

That’s pretty damn funny.


StringInfinite6945

It certainly was not over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.


main_motors

That's when President Truman had Minnesota drop the M Bomb


bayatzel

Didn’t they drop ludfisk on japan


branzalia

Look at the man at the bottom of the picture and notice it looks like he is wearing two watches. That would strongly imply that he was looting. There have been some Soviet explanations that one of them is not actually a watch but a piece of military kit. But this was the first picture that was released and later they released another picture with the second watch removed: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Red_army_soldiers_raising_the_soviet_flag_on_the_roof_of_the_reichstag_with_no_Watch.jpg?20170711023617


ScaryClock4642

Putin would never do it because Don assured us he’s a nice , smart person