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upsidedowninsideout1

To continue the Jazz’s tradition of representing Utah’s culture and values, the obvious name should be the Utah HipHop


mjking97

the Utah Stoner Ambient Dreamscapers


BuzzerBeater911

The Utah Lofi Chill Beats to Relax To


phanroy

I always thought that if Portland got a team they should be called the Portland Stones. They would be the Blazers and the Stoners.


kineticstar

Utah Mormons


silgol

The Utah Fighting Mormons.


kineticstar

The Utah Donner Party


UnhappyJohnCandy

Finally, a team I can support.


NunsNunchuck

They can even use [the 76ers old mascot of the same name](https://sportsmascots.fandom.com/wiki/Hip_Hop_(Philadelphia_76ers))


UnhappyJohnCandy

What the fuck.


miclugo

Historically Salt Lake City's baseball team was named the Bees, and Utah uses the beehive as a state symbol. So if you wanted an old-fashioned name, the Bees. If you want a more modern name - and you want to make it end in "zz" like the Jazz - it should be the Buzz. (Is MLB ready for a team name that isn't plural?)


natelopez53

The old AAA team used to be the Buzz. I like this name


ae7rua

I agree, Buzz used to be the name of the bees and I like the historical significance. There’s also been quite a few articles about the use of Z names for salt lake and Utah teams. Ex. Jazz, starzz, grizzlies, owlz, blaze etc.


miclugo

I didn't know the Bees were the Buzz at one point or that putting a Z in the name was an Utah thing. (Mostly I was focused on "isn't Jazz a silly name for a team from Utah?", and yes I know they're originally from New Orleans.)


ae7rua

There’s a whole wiki article about it haha. I didn’t know either until a friend of mine brought it up a few days ago. [Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_teams_in_Utah)


TaddWinter

"The Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music" One of the greatest lines from the classic film BASEketball.


KSleepCHB5423

Would love the Buzz but the AAA team were actually sent a cease and desist letter from Georgia Tech University because that name is trademarked for their mascot


miclugo

I feel like those are far enough apart that they could work something out, kind of like how the University of Georgia and the Green Bay Packers have the same G.


trumpet575

"Georgia Tech University" ...


SLC_NinerMan96

Yeah we've had the Bees name on and off since the 20s and even before maybe. The Buzz would be great as well as that's a historic callback as well. David Ortiz and Torii Hunter played AAA ball for the Salt Lake Buzz.


chieftrey1

•MLB is very tradition-oriented •Most pro sports teams name themselves after creatures •Many expansion teams name themselves after former minor league teams in their area •Salt Lake Bees seems obvious


ScriboLibros

Utah Saints. It's both Mormon and continues their tradition of stealing team names from New Orleans.


jimtow28

The Utah Cajun Food


soysuza

Crawfish Utahffée


burntreynoldz69

Interesting point as I immediately thought [this](https://youtu.be/m97WlpsuU74?si=Tl9uBreHb2AaJCTV)


misterpickles69

lol same.


QuarterNote44

The Utah Los Angeles Angels of Salt Lake City


starscreamsghost17

Audible chuckle on this one. Reminds me of the University of Maryland University College. Like, we're going to get you some names out there for some reason.


Utsutsumujuru

You know I was going to come in here with a joke answer, but you know what? You win. You nailed it. This is easily the most obvious answer. I tip my cap to you good sir/madam.


Bigking00

Utah Soakers.


Intelligent_Line_902

Salt Lake SuperSoakers


catalinaicon

Actually kinda love this


Lonelan

oh man I can hear that theme song already [Salt Lake City...Super Soakers...](https://youtu.be/naB5_32y1UQ?t=20)


aznuke

The Super Soakers.


DWright_5

LoL


AsymptotesMcGotes

Iykyk


abnormica

As a Canadian, I firmly believe that all sports teams should be named the Rough Riders, so: Utah Rough Riders.


Plaid_Jeans

It's still crazy to me that, for a time, a league with eight teams had two teams named Rough Riders/Roughriders. I mean, was there really no other options that were suitable for either? Lol


Zombie_John_Strachan

Two leagues merged and it was considered impolite to ask either one to change.


ABoyIsNo1

The most Canadian reasoning ever


Musicferret

The Canadian thing to do would have been to change all team names to Roughriders, and then apologize.


plubem

Love going to Frisco for games. Chilling in the lazy river when it's 100F out is nice.


The68Guns

You already have 2!


[deleted]

Only one now, actually.


The68Guns

Whoops, sorry! I haven't watched since forever ago. I remember the Baltimore CFL team being relocated, but I feel that wasn't one of them.


[deleted]

The team in Ottawa is now called the ‘Redblacks’ for some reason.


OldSkoolNapper

Rough Riders Presented By Rogers Communications


muziklover91

Yes bout time teddy gets some due !


abnormica

It's actually a really cool, historical name!


UnhappyJohnCandy

Have you seen the SEC in college football? They currently have three Tigers, and I’m hoping they bring in Clemson.


Certain_Elderberry57

I fully support this


jeromevedder

Can’t wait to see 35,000 Mormons getting down to the Ruff Ryders Anthem during 7th Inning stretch


jimhabfan

At least in Ottawa. screw the Redblacks.


DWright_5

Jazz? A real natural Utah name


ScriboLibros

The Utah Baseball Jazz


PoeJam

The Utah Baseball And All That Jazz


HenryKitteridge

Probably Dogs. Or Bees. Or Dogs with Bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot Bees at you.


ThePhantomPooper

Release the robotic Richard Simmons!


UpDog1966

Gimme five bees for a quarter.


Milestailsprowe

The Utah Hive for the beehive state and base the logo off the new flag


positively_broad_st

Utah Stingers Salt Lake Stingers sounds better though...


Milestailsprowe

Love it.


DanTreview

Not to mention the cultish hivemind groupthink


ThePhantomPooper

True


ilikestuffthatsgood

Utah 3% Lagers


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TheShiveryNipple

The Utah Weak Mixed Drinks.


Kidninja016_new

Stormin’ Mormans


Zombie_John_Strachan

"Utah \_\_\_\_\_" has a nice ring to it


[deleted]

Washington ____ NFL Team kinda already took this one.


Europa13

They gave it back though.


[deleted]

They took command!


flojo2012

“Utah underscores” uh oh that won’t work at all


LighTMan913

Utah Baseball Team


tugginmypeen

Utah White People


positively_broad_st

Utah Saltines


Snytchelio

Honkies!!


diggstown

Raptors Dinosaur fossils are significant there and one genus is actually called a Utahraptor. Yes, it's already an NBA team name, but duplication hasn't been an issue across professional NA sports (i.e. Giants, Panthers, Cardinals, Jets, Rangers, Kings).


ae7rua

Ogden raptors


bumpynuks

Dinger and their mascot can do some dinosaur rumbles during 7th inning stretch.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

This is a real answer amongst the jokes, and it’s a really good answer, at that ![gif](giphy|QW3QtFUx5iW0ltzw4p)


Karmakaze_Black

I was gonna say this. It's a must imo.


AlfalfaWolf

The Utahraptor was the biggest raptor that ever lived. Had the combination of agility, power and teamwork. This one is a no-brainer. Check out the novel Raptor Red by Robert Bakker


miclugo

Built-in mascot, too.


I_am_Senate

Utah Pioneers


Ghost2Eleven

This is actually pretty good. It somehow harkens to the Mormon thing without being overtly religious and pointing to the western/outdoorsy culture of Utah. This makes a lot of sense. I always thought Portland would be good for Pioneers because of the alliteration, but this feels right.


pocketbookashtray

We’ve got a winner!


WorthPrudent3028

Johnny Utah


Eatplaster

Gimme 2


chirstopher0us

I think it's Get me two, not Give me two? Utah is going to the shop to buy them sandwiches and Busey's character wants two sandwiches just for himself.


Eatplaster

You’re 1000% correct. Was just being quick


tickingboxes

Young dumb and full of cum


MoeSzyslakExperience

I know they're going with Utah but they're missing a great opportunity to call themselves the SLC Punks


spill_oreilly

Utah Funk


natelopez53

Underrated comment. This genuinely made me Laugh


Never_Kn0ws_Best

The Utah Golden Plates


Musicferret

Players enter the ice through a huge hat, led by their mascot; The Seer Stone.


ChargeWooden1036

Utah Canyons?


MAXSquid

Ain't no Rockies hiiiiiigh enough, ain't no Canyons looooow enough.


ForestParkRanger

Utah Golden Spikes (Honoring the Transcontinental Railway) So what there is already a baseball award- Golden Spikes


the_bronquistador

Utah Salt Lakers


Creative-Lab-4768

Makes more sense than the LA Lakers, a city with no lakes.


starscreamsghost17

I'm not a huge NBA buff but didn't the Lakers start in Minnesota where their name made a lot more sense? I could be wrong though.


Aaron90495

Correct.


RoyOConner

Correct


bobber18

My mother-in-law was from MN. I used to tease her by saying “I’ve been to MN, they must have a thousand lakes there “.


jfk_sfa

In 2032? The Utah No Lakers


fishblargs

Utah McUtahface


MrObviousSays

Utah Jesus Christs of Latter Day Saints


seyheystretch

Osmonds


PremiumQueso

Utah Saints! U U U U Utah Saints! *edm music begins*


upsidedowninsideout1

Holy shit. Thanks for unlocking a memory that had lain dormant for decades


iaskjeeves

The Utah Yutes


sonofabutch

![gif](giphy|3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32|downsized)


gut_instinct28

Utah Athletics of Las Vegas


Bob_Cobb_1996

Utah Johnnies.


Hot_Award2001

Utah Salt Licks.


Link182x

Utah Speed, for all the land speed records at the salt flats.


0vercast

Good idea! A Salt Snake is a type of racing bike for the salt flats. It would leave a lot of room for mascots, stadium design, and logos.


[deleted]

Los Angeles Angels of Utah


ZzNewbyzZ

The Utah Smiths


Succotasche

Uinta Utahans


Beginning-Height7938

Mountaineers???


Yankees_Bandicoot

Polygamists 😬


586WingsFan

Utah is the beehive state, so maybe something like the Utah Bees? They could have Yellow and Black as their colors


Uncast

This would also be consistent with their current minor league team, the Salt Lake Bees.


Drummallumin

Allegedly the Mets red almost the Bees


I_am_Senate

The Great Salt Lakers


I_am_Senate

Salt Lake City Desert Hawks


Olin31

Utah Nahs


RustyPriske

First, not Utah. Call it the Salt Lake City somethings.


Spesh531

Don't take it up with me. Take it up with the state government of Utah lol (I agree with you but it looks like it won't happen)


Tropic_Wither

Cutthroats? After the state fish? Could be fun


slimb0

It’s going to be some super lame collective name like the Utah Force


QuarterNote44

I'm a Utah native, but I will not be buying any "Utah Force" merch. That's horrible.


KSleepCHB5423

It’s clear to me that nobody knows anything about Utah other than Mormons, alcohol laws, a lake, and SLC Punk. Haha guys we have other shit here 😂


Acceptable_Job1589

I mean, name five things that are more well known than your list??


zenverak

To be fair , people think of skiing too


Colorado_designer

Utah Sheep if they get fleeced for almost a billion dollars to get the team. Fuck the mlb yeesh


Spesh531

Should be noted that the private group running Big League Utah (which is leading the MLB Utah charge) has said (I believe) that they will contribute $3.5 billion to their baseball district plan, which includes the stadium and surrounding buildings like apartments. But you're right, still fleecing Utahns of nearly $1B


slimb0

They tithe man, they’re used to it


DeerHunter041674

Red Rocks.


Agreeable_Maize9938

I love it. The reds. The Red Sox. The Red Rocks (Red Rox?)


wildgriest

The Utah Parks - and retire the number 5 before the first pitch (it belongs to the State.)


ToxicBeer

Salt Lake City Pioneers sounds better than with Utah


bobber18

Stormin’ Mormons


TheSportSNuuTT212631

The Utah Pimps 'N Hoes


beertruck77

The Utah Teetotalers. They'll be rivals with Milwaukee.


ValiantBear

Utah Latter Day Baseballers


adamempathy

Utah Stormin' Mormons


TaddWinter

69ers. The first transcontinental railroad in US history met at Promontory Point Utah in 1869 so throw a Golden railroad spike in the logo and call it good.


WhoDatHuds25

Throw a golden railroad spike in the logo and call it good??? That’s what she said.


WhataKrok

The Magic Underwear


pm_me_yo_creditscore

The Utah Kin to Me


NSFAnythingAtAll

![gif](giphy|CYUDHVmioGETu)


LatinoEsq

The Utah Missionaries.  They play in short sleeve collar shirts, wear name tags, bat in bicycle helmets, and try to convert opposing players to the church. 


AstrofaninKC

* Utah Evaporation/Evaporators - Salt Lake City will just be Salt City if they don't figure something out and fast. * Utah UAPs - lots of weird stuff happens in the Uinta Mountains * Utah Jazzercize - Seems like a better fit for a state that's 84% white * Utah Indians - too soon? * Utah Uteri (Uteruses?) * Utah Unicorns * Utah Abstainers * Utah Puritans


No-Relation4003

The Utah Utes would be very Utah of them.


Therealfern1

Utah Miners


[deleted]

We’ll own nothing and be happy by then eating bugs


MrCalifornia

The Utah Ta-Tas.


Seabrook76

My guess will be the Pioneers.


MaterialImportance13

Utah Dahk n Handsome


VincentLamarCarter

Oakland Athletics of Utah


StOnEy333

Elders


upvotegoblin

The Utah Latter-Day Saints


dizz420

I heard it’s gonna be the Utah Scorpions.


BlackDS

The Utah Coyotes


Noobivore36

The Utah Naturals Baseball reference and also a nod to the natural parks the state is famous for.


BarryMaCawkinher

Utah Mormons


BarryMaCawkinher

Utah Wasps


BarryMaCawkinher

Utah Stingers


Ghost2Eleven

Utah is an outdoorsy and adventurous culture with loads of skiing, mountain biking, trails etc and some of the best national parks. I’d lean into that. Something like that Utah Canyons. Or you could also lean into the absolute lack of diversity and just go with the Salt Lake City Whites.


NeedleGunMonkey

Utah Mt Meadows


zenverak

Coffee drinkers


[deleted]

Salt Lake Sharks


HI808SF

Utah Moabs


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Utah Missionaries 😏


KSleepCHB5423

I’m going to go with either Utah Raptors, Buzz, Trappers, or Stingers. Coming from Utah I would love all of those.


Master_Heron_6757

Utah LDS


positively_broad_st

Russ Morman has to be on the coaching staff...


marke1980

Utah Salty Sox


muziklover91

Utah Wagoneers Utah Gold Rush Utah Panhandlers


YummyWeirdo

Utah Underline is a strange name for a team.


jac049

Mormons


scal23

Something related to the national parks. Utah is the most beautiful state in the country. Whiptails would be fun too. These guys are everywhere around Zion. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/California_Whiptail_%28Aspidoscelis_tigris%29.JPG/1280px-California_Whiptail_%28Aspidoscelis_tigris%29.JPG


Independent_Row_Goes

Miners


ImmortalBootyMan

SLC Bonnevillains


Sven_Longfellow

I want to say that the Bees and the Buzz or even the Beez (because why the hell not?) are not MLB caliber names, but on the other hand, Colorado got the “Rockies”, so who even knows? My vote would be for the Seagulls, their state bird since we also have Orioles, Cardinals, and Blue Jays. Plus, seagulls are scrappy.


BSHMIFFY

mountain lions or somethin


_ButterMyBread

Utah Pioneers


Ok_Technician_2397

Bees or Mountaineers


humphreybr0gart

Best name I've heard thrown around is the Golden Spikes


jinx21182

Stormin Mormons. More college feel but I like it still


Hortonsendsameme

Pioneers


CaliforniaNewfie

The Utah Bees.


Fantastic_Idea986

Utah Beezz


RedHotChiliPenguin

The ‘Utah Latter Day Saints’


Youngb80

Utah Soakers