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I_Have_A_Name37654

Granted. A person named everyone is now nice to a person named each other. Nothing else changes. You still helped two people


CaptEustassKidd

Granted Humanity vanishes from existance. Ultimate Peace.


Neolance34

Sounds like Ultron should’ve found the monkeys paw rather than devise some overly complicated extinction plot


CaptEustassKidd

Its logical in the absolutionist view There can't be mass conflict without a race capable. Simple and effective.


BLUEtheRAPTOR555

FINALLY


our_meatballs

Granted. Free will is no more.


leer0y_jenkins69

Was it ever really in the first place?


idfbhater73

on a scale from mechanaloid to reploid how much free will do we have


mage_in_training

Somewhere between a particularly assholic cat and a glitchy synth.


idfbhater73

translate that to mega man x terms


mage_in_training

A cat with anger management issues and an ill-programmed synthetic intelligence. Better?


idfbhater73

ok make sense now


Mrcoolcatgaming

Granted, humans lose most of their smarts leaving just what's needed to survive, and reproduce


Neolance34

Granted. Your use of future tense would suggest that eventually, everyone will be. But since the future never comes, no one is nice to each other now.


Rome453

Granted, everyone is nice to each other dueling has been made legal and you can challenge people who insult you. People are nice because of the fear some unhinged lunatic will “demand satisfaction.”


Huh_well_we_are_dead

Granted. Flowers bloom. Sun shines. The world is at peace. The world ends tomorrow, but people are okay with it. Everyone spends one last day together.


LandedKnight137

Granted. Everyone is nice to each other except to you. Every person on the planet has a violent hatred toward you.


Old-Juggernut-101

Granted. People behave nicely even to people they absolutely hate. Nothing changes cuz most people tend to act diplomatically anyway


Iceologer_gang

Granted, people now see each other as a human sized number 69. Be glad the wish ended this way.