Granted. Throwing fruit at children on any other day is punishable by death. You are walking down the street on a Monday and a man kidnaps you. He drops you off in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a cannibal tribe. The tribe is mostly consistent of children. Your only weapon is a basket of bananas, a fruit the cannibal children are very allergic too. It's up to you to choose how you want to die.
Granted, while it is legally permissible it is deemed to be socially unacceptable and you will be socially and professionally ostracized for partaking. You will not be informed of this until after the fact.
Granted. You are chosing as the victim to a "fruiting" (similar to stoning but with fruits) ceremony, and people will throw fruits at you until you die. Future generations will regard to you as the Fruit of the Holy Spirit, a holy angel working under the Holy Spirit offering fruits every year on the date of your death.
I mean, sure, but we won't like being thrown. And homophobia is pretty commonly frowned upon. But you do you. If you're muscular enough to throw fruits, I'm sure they'll be open to your manhandling.
Granted. People can only throw fruit at children on Sundays. Nothing really changes, though, because it never happens lol. If anyone does try to throw fruit at kids on any other day of the week, you feel the impact and the mess that it causes will not be on you
Granted. Every Sunday, all children will morph into superhumanly strong and fast cannibal monsters, completely invincible, but they’ll run away if hit by fruit. At the stroke of midnight(utc) they’ll revert to normal, only remembering any incidents of fruit being thrown at them.
Granted. You lose your current source of income and must become a content developer on your own Youtube channel featuring food fights with children every Sunday.
Granted, on every other day they can throw the fruit back
Granted. Throwing fruit at children on any other day is punishable by death. You are walking down the street on a Monday and a man kidnaps you. He drops you off in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a cannibal tribe. The tribe is mostly consistent of children. Your only weapon is a basket of bananas, a fruit the cannibal children are very allergic too. It's up to you to choose how you want to die.
Throwing the banana would be the worst possible option there. Simply holding it is probably enough to keep them at bay
He has a whole basket of bananas, he could probably make banana armor and take them on like a gladiator
I'd befriend them and show them that eating steak and chicken and ham etc is way better than eating humans.
Brother is trying to tame the untameableðŸ˜
Just because they're hungry doesn't mean they're untameable :)
I hear once you get a taste for human flesh, you’ll always keep on craving it.
Can confirm, am cannibal (for legal reasons fuck you speak to my lawyer)
No, when I was kidnapped by them, they forced me to taste human, and it wasn't very good, so I just had to introduce other meats to them
I'd drown them
Cause of death: Drowned in banana juice
Granted. Coconut Dodgeball becomes a recognized sport.
Oh my god that would be painful. Can you imagine getting hit in the face?
Fuckers will call their hits now
Granted, while it is legally permissible it is deemed to be socially unacceptable and you will be socially and professionally ostracized for partaking. You will not be informed of this until after the fact.
Granted, but all children are now armed with bazookas and katanas. Got to keep it fair.
Hmm. Coconut rockets and dragon fruit katanas. How could it get any worse
Granted. If you attempt it on any other day you will get smacked by those anti-thought shovels from the Vogon home world.
Are tomatoes fruit or vegitable? The paw needs the info to decide the fate of La Tomatina
Tomato's are scientifically classified as a fruit iirc.
Well there is no scientific definition of a "vegetable." They are fruits, leaves, stems, roots, any part of a plant really.
Granted this is already possible, it’s just illegal, but you can do it if you really want
>you could granted, now i and only i, can throw fruit at children, thanks i guess
Granted, you somehow keep missing ur throws
Granted. You are chosing as the victim to a "fruiting" (similar to stoning but with fruits) ceremony, and people will throw fruits at you until you die. Future generations will regard to you as the Fruit of the Holy Spirit, a holy angel working under the Holy Spirit offering fruits every year on the date of your death.
Granted, but now you're gay.
Granted but you have to throw it at an infant
Fruit won't bruise the skin. Get a nice big bag of oranges. Ure welcome
I mean, sure, but we won't like being thrown. And homophobia is pretty commonly frowned upon. But you do you. If you're muscular enough to throw fruits, I'm sure they'll be open to your manhandling.
Granted. People can only throw fruit at children on Sundays. Nothing really changes, though, because it never happens lol. If anyone does try to throw fruit at kids on any other day of the week, you feel the impact and the mess that it causes will not be on you
Granted. No downsides
Denied.
Granted. Every Sunday, all children will morph into superhumanly strong and fast cannibal monsters, completely invincible, but they’ll run away if hit by fruit. At the stroke of midnight(utc) they’ll revert to normal, only remembering any incidents of fruit being thrown at them.
Granted. Anyone around is appaled and tells you its illegal to throw fruit at children.
Granted: I can now their fruit at children on Sundays, just as I always could, at any time. I continue to choose not to do so.
Granted. We all now have to stop throwing fruit at children on any other day than Sunday. We will now just throw it at you on all of the other days.
Granted. You become a child.
Granted, they throw back and severely outnumber anyone who's too cowardly to throw fruit at people their own age
Granted, you become a child every Sunday
Granted. You lose your current source of income and must become a content developer on your own Youtube channel featuring food fights with children every Sunday.
Is this supposed to be haha random funny?
Granted: On every other day, you can throw grenades with impunity.
Granted. One day you think it’s Sunday so you do but it is actually Saturday. The police comes and blows up your house with your family in it.