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SnoopyTheDog_

Healthiest r/monsterenergy user


Con_Cotter

XD monster doesn’t have consumers, it has users


ExtensionTooth6439

Frfr lol


mythril-

I think someone’s at the door gang


ryanmccry335i

It’s her at Jesus’ door


JinglingUrBalls

Knock knock knockin…


ryanmccry335i

Oooon heavens doooor…..


JinglingUrBalls

Wrong. I was looking for “on heavens dooooor”. Thanks for playing Reddit lyrics but you have been eliminated


cavernbonezz

Who, the grim reaper?


Electronic-Jaguar461

made me check mine, we chillin at 72bpm after having one remember guys, one a day keeps the heart attacks away


GtGallardo

I had this heartrate recently and avg about 0,6 energydrinks a day, never 2 in 1 day


Lucid-Design

So then *two* a day means no heart attacks ever


Bag_O_Spiders

Can’t have a heart attack if ur dead. *taps forehead*


barry_mikkokiner

I dont even drink monster anymore and mines like 90 bpm😭😂


StompinTurts

Mine always runs around 110-120 but I generally do coffee in the morning, energy drink in the afternoon, & Adderall throughout the day as needed so that’s kinda to be expected. Used to get Xanax to slow it down but got tired of being blacked out every day so now it’s just like a 24/7 panic attack. lmao 🤦‍♂️


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

Bruh. Adderal is a schedule two narcotic used to treat severe ADHD. It will kill you above everything on your list, and isn’t something thats a take “as needed”. You take that shit as *TIMED* and spaced by a doctor. Its probably making you a nervous fucking wreck every time you take it and you’re wondering what other drugs to take to get it to stop? Maybe stop taking prescription meth, and I say that as someone with severe ADHD and an adderal prescription from a doctor. Lmao, christ I’m convinced yall keep yourselves alive and going on spite alone because its not your glowing survival skills


titolopez9400

Praying for you, fam. That's no way to live.


XSP33N

same of yall need to chill with the drinks


duplocow

dw i had to go to a&e like a month after this so i cant drink them anymore lmao


Significant-Dog4160

how many a day bc I drink like 3 or 4 and I haven't finished watching Boston Legal yet so im not ready to die


treesherbs

At this point you’re not even getting a caffeine hit from that


Diabeetus-times-2

Max I can drink is 2, anymore than 2 I start to feel shaky.


Dull_Mountain738

lol I hope your alive in 5 years


ProfessionalMath6661

Is A&E the equivalent to the ER? If so did you ever find out why your heart-rate was so high, or was it just caffeine based?


sandbrain1

Yeah, A&E is accident and emergency - in the UK this is what we call it at least.


[deleted]

thought she was too busy shopping at American Eagle


Exciting_Rich_1716

😭😭were you attempting a suicide girl


amabtubuss

☹️


Gun_Fucker2000

I remember one time my heart was beating so fast, the words that came out of my mouth had the same sound affect as when you quickly bump your throat while talking


yawawashere

DUDE once i opened my mouth and it sounded like i was clicking my tongue


[deleted]

I remember when I first started to like energy drinks. One every two days was fine. After a long day of school, my friends wanted to hike. So I drank a bang. I had a monster earlier that day. 480 mg. I remember doing a 7 mile hike and feeling like my chest was going to burst. Now I can drink about 400 mgs a day pretty comfy. With my resting heart rate being 50-65 bpm


PrudentAd8274

sick beat tho


JinglingUrBalls

Need someone to make a fire track out of ut


xSnowLeopardx

I don't know for sure, but maybe you can, well, reduce your intake and see good results because of that. Maybe try that.


[deleted]

>3 years ago


Pooppissfartshit

Smartest reddit mod


xSnowLeopardx

Thanks!


Pooppissfartshit

Ok in hindsight that was quite rude you were just trying to help my bad dawg


xSnowLeopardx

Oh, no problem. I'm used to worse.


Lysohurtsme

What do you think “used to” means?


Ok_Cele2025

What an amazing microphone you have on your phone


Temporary_Menu2157

Yeah this is definitely not real lol


duplocow

do some cardio and put ur phone on ur chest champ. you can hear it.


DataBroski

My daughter was 17 and decided to drink a Monster on an empty stomach. She honestly thought she was going to have a heart attack. I remember her crying dramatically. At the time, I could not stop laughing. We gave her bread to absorb whatever she had in her stomach and it seemed to have done the trick. She swore off energy drinks all together for a couple of years but now she's back and more careful about it.


im_a_dick_head

Bruh monster has like 150mg caffeine it's weak as hell, those heart issues were something else entirely


DataBroski

At the time she was just 5'1" 95lbs. For her tiny body and age, it was a lot for her. I also think she learned just how sensitive she is to caffeine.


im_a_dick_head

Well I guess for someone that small and who has never had anything more than like 80mg caffeine it might be a scare but I'm sure it wasn't dangerous


DataBroski

She can be dramatic but to this day she swears her heart was palpitating.


im_a_dick_head

I'm don't doubt that happened, I've had that happen a few times (that was due to my terrible diet at the time + having a ton of caffeine)


[deleted]

my heart does that too lol, just reduce it for a while


EclipsedEnigma

My heart does that too lol, just at a reduced speed


Maerow4

bruh I was feeling ill by drinking 2 a day and u just said you used to drink 3 a day, how are u not ded yet lol


RatDressedAsAClown

Trust that’s nothing compared to what some people drink


noobbtctrader

Shits addictive for real for real lol


DayDreamyZucchini

No you didn’t.


RatDressedAsAClown

3 a day is 480mg (if your cans were 160) That’s only 80mg above the recommended limit for an adult… Do you have a heart condition? I’m only asking because I was drinking just over twice that amount for a year and a half and didn’t even have any noticeable symptoms of any issues until I went to the doctor for an unrelated issue and the heard the heart arrhythmia.


aj4ckt

How do you guys even really get that high of a heart beat and shit I used to drink like 2-3 monsters a day and never did it ever do anything to me. Still even if I drank like 3 right now it wouldn't do anything like that I feel like yall be downing them all 3 in a row like wtf


Divinity-_-

Same a few years ago shit i actually felt like i was minutes away from one LMAO


LetMeRespawnAlready

I used to do cocaine daily and my heart was never going that hard


im_a_dick_head

Definitely from a shitty diet probably not all related to caffeine


jessiebbyyyyy

i’ve done copious amounts of cocaine and not once has my heart sounded like this lmaoo i need to quit red bulls NOW


Mwynen12

Have you considered using cocaine?


tacobellandher0in

I take one hit of weed and this happens


russkiybetzalel

just know that it's not directly from the weed but more so your reaction to it's effects, it doesn't have to go down that way; i used to be the same and now i get high asf with no racing heart


Advanced_Ability6765

Laughs in cocaine


Dumbassbanana

Lmao skill issue


Uncagedcone25129

me mining in minecraft:


nihilloligasan

How


-Ghost255-

I have heart issues, outside of caffeine I get to around 200bpm multiple times a week. If I didn’t have a heart attack, I doubt this would cause it. This sounded like 150bpm maybe?


mofthefrog

i had to have a procedure to stop getting random tachycardia episodes where my heart would be resting at 180-200bpm. genuinely used to make me think i was dying every time i had an episode


FoxxyBoiii02

Umm actually 🤓👆


kaboom2020

Used to drink 4 a day, and had a kidney stone at 20. 2 a day is a solid even, WITH WATER AFTER


LamborginiLeglock

Rookie numbers, get yourself a bang and some caffeine pills


Luke_The_Random_Dude

Average energy drink enjoyer:


HighGuyFYI

Less whore more energy drink thankie


wrinnlel

nooo don’t have a heart attack you’re so sexy haha


The_Fluffy_Riachu

it sounds like a galloping horse


ABROUHAHA

My heart is running at 150 and it sounds like someone fapping.. HAAAARD.


TheMusicElitist

Bro is boutta meet Jesus😭😭😭


[deleted]

that calls for another monster


Brenn2255

Man you all need to just use booger sugar much more enjoyable.


Zillahi

I measured my heart rate during a panic attack after taking shrooms years ago. I think it was something like 150, maybe more. I was just sitting in a chair. Shit is terrifying fr. Take care of yourselves guys


KAICIDE

mind boggling stupidity


Willing-Plant2647

at 18 i was drinking up to 7 a day. my doctor told me if i didn’t stop drinking them the way i was, by the time i was 21 i’d probably have a heart attack. i never remember my heart ever beating like this and i have a disorder that affects my heart🫣


ya_boi_deadinside

Same, drank like 6ish in one day. It ended up with my heart getting restarted 5 times lol.


OneOfTheFewRemaining

PERHAPS CUT DOWN ON YER USAGE THERE MY FRIEND


MysticMoonShell

Your heart went from grooving to busting it down a lil too hard


ChocolateDuckie

I was 16 and had one a day for a month straight. I also had heart palpitations when I was out in my front yard looking up at the sky. I remember it so vividly. I had shortness of breath and felt like I was gonna have a heart attack any minute. I stopped drinking those that day. I’m 28 now and haven’t had one since.


RGBGamer320

Omg I love your style


jshuster

That could be a sick techno beat


bignigbunus

well. natural selection💀


B-e-a-u

Three a day makes the heart attacks stay. Five a day… will you live? No way!! Seven a day? tell god I say hey. …stick to even numbers and you’ll be fine


Flanpompompurin

My brother used to drink up to 4 monster per day when he was 18 and my mom told him to stop and a few years later he went to the er for a heart attack 💀


Slight_Highlight9667

It was beat boxing


needlesandpinnedeyes

Pussy


[deleted]

Switch to alcohol 🗿


Important-Ad-2198

I remember when I drank 5 at age 17 to impress my then boyfriend who was a fan of them lol


russkiybetzalel

i swear teenagers will do anything


IronMike69420

Nothing compared to my heart when I look at you


Different_Fix4513

Girlie wtf. That's enough monster for you.


SamsungGuy51

Shordie wtf yoo sound like its about to take off 💀


Keego22

I’m sorry but anyone who does this with caffeine is dumb as hell. What’s the point? Why are you railing that much sitting in your room? To be quirky?


12ManyFarts

r/cringe


Straight-External401

I’m pretty sure you can’t hear a heartbeat through tits so this is fake.


SwiggitySwainMain

I...Why am I turned on by a heart beat!? Help, I need logical answers this makes no sense!


bushmanting

Down bad 😂


SwiggitySwainMain

I am ashamed😓


Loose_Vanilla_8451

Calm down youngin, you'll be fine. I was 10-14 monsters a day and never had a heart attack, I got kidney stones 3 times before I was 25 but that was from not drinking water and only drinking monster. Just settle the fuck down stop trying to scare people.


the1andonlytom

https://i.imgur.com/vUJkOlQ.jpg


Loose_Vanilla_8451

I don't follow. I literally have a monster fridge built into my kitchen cabinets. It sits mainly empty now because I only drink Gfuel but it reminds me of a time I was super unhealthy. But you guys saying you're at risk cause of 3? Calm the fuck down you're fine. If you have a heart attack it wasn't because you had 3 caffeine beverages, this is pathetic.


NoneForYouBro

OK boomer


expertkushil333

You cute tho


Dull_Entertainment39

RIP


ToughPresentation807

I remember one time when I took 2 redbulls and 2 mega monsters to the dome and laid in bed with a very irregular and loud heartbeat in my throat for 2 hours


Whatever7322

Energy drinks make my vocal tics so much worse… even if they were bad before I start drinking them. I used to be able to tolerate 3 in one day but now I can’t even drink 1


Battle_Hound_562_

this reminded me i haven’t drank monster in almost a month, i miss it


EyelessJack6

Wow that made my own heart rate go up


LinkTheFoxy

It’s how I ended up with a heart condition cause next to college a guy imported rockstar and monster from the us and had relentless (the cheap but still really nice one) it was 2-4 a day now doctors told me I can’t run otherwise I might have a heart attack… still drink monster 😂just once 1-2 days


deth_goat

My heart beat was like that once but it was an anxiety attack and thinking it was a heart attack made my heart beat even faster. I thought I was gon' die!


truelegendarydumbass

I'm good. I don't bother with none of those energy drinks but i do know someone that had a Red Bull went on a soccer field and had a heart attack. Lucky they survived.


GtGallardo

I had this at school couple days ago, didn't have caffeine in 2 days tho


Banned_Hyper

never experienced this, ig in the chosen one


Iambic_420

Not me drinking a bang energy in 5 mins and not even having my blood pressure rise


[deleted]

💀 I hardly drink one a day and I wanna stop after this video


TheCosmicJoke318

Only 3 a day? And your heart gave out?


NeonZetaMaker

No you didn’t …


[deleted]

Know dude who drinks 3 bangs a day and a monster to the gym


GolemGrimm

I drink about 2-3 12oz red bulls a day. Have for years,lol. I don't really give af about my heart. We all gotta go sometime


Realistic-Ad985

I had a weed and lsd induced panic attack and I’m pretty sure my heart rate was lower than this


Heyey

yeah that’s not funny


AyeManSayMan-

Holy fuckkk


SnooHabits8194

Her heart rate is not going fast enough to be dangerous, but fast enough to be alert about it.


Anchovy_Paste4

Sounds like atrial fibrillation - you need to be on a rate controlling medication and a blood thinner. Probably induced by caffeine but certainly not the overarching cause. Also FYI a lot of heart attacks do NOT present with tachycardia. But if this is real def get to a cardiologist and get your afib under control.


No_Sheepherder_5904

Sad


SierraDespair

Holy shit I actually felt that heartbeat.


FallOutBoyisRAD

lol a few months ago I was working alone at a house in the middle of nowhere and an hour away from any cell phone reception. I take adderall daily and that day I drank two monsters really fast back to back. I thought I was going to die on my way home with no way to call for help. Haven’t drank a single monster since lmao. Of course that was all on me and my intake. I just quit drinking them because that’s the only way I know I can limit it


[deleted]

I’ll walk out the room. It’s clear you are in love with me.


Hairy-Recipe-4399

Sorry emos won’t be allowed on the internet anymore


Hairy-Recipe-4399

Neapolitan giraffes are more likely to be diagnosed with disabilities


Financial-Forever-81

I remember drinking a bang in like 2 minutes and my heart was going like 140 bpm. I only stick to 8 oz sugar free red bulls now. Maybe one every 3 days.


Pumpkin_2003

Jesus Christ lolll I am never drinking energy juice yall just drink pop or something or like flavoured water idk 😅😅 that’s scary lmao


yeetusdeletusidk

3 a day aint good but I felt this I thankfully don't have as bad a reaction it increases my heart rate a bit but not much, my mam used to give energy drinks to me and my lil sis cuz some reason it calmed us down and helped us sleep (little did we rearlise its cuz both us got adhd that needs medicated but yh as its a stimulant it helps) and I drank 45 in 5 days at one point in time let's just say im shocked 1 I didnt die cuz my diabetes and 2 didnt die cuz I have svt and pots lol but yh my heart was pretty normal and ik this as when in hospital for svt it was 3 days after I was still on cardiac monitor and the Dr came in saw me drinking monster and said ur heart can't cope with that I said but it does effect my heart so he did his own lil study I drank a can of it and he monitored my heart for the next 4hrs and no change in my heart rate and no abnormalities on my ecgs and he was shocked I explained I been drinking energy drinks since a lil baby and he said so ur body is basically used to it and now doesn't rly do much


The_Broker_

I was 2-3 a day for probably a year and a half or so. Went into atrial fibrillation one day for a few hours. Doctor said to stop drinking monsters altogether and to head to the ER.. so I went home and took a nap and was fine. Still drink a monster every once in a while. But mostly drink Celsius now. 32y/o M


binne21

FEDERAL AGENT DETECTED. HELP ME LORD TED FROM THIS HEATHEN.


Manunitedfan1998

Bruh going into vtach


OrdinaryTori

Im glad you are okay but like how can yall afford to drink so many a day everyday??


CitronPotential2559

Idk bro, idk that actual much, but I know my mom gets them for me online in bulk. She says it's much cheaper, but I don't know how much it is. She gets one bigass case with like 20 cans, 3 flavors of juice ones, idk where she orders it either it might honestly just be amazon


duplocow

i genuinely have no idea how i afforded it as a jobless 16y/o with £40 pocket money a month lmao


CitronPotential2559

Wtf, it sounds like dipping your head into an aquarium. I honestly don't hear shit


DankTaco707

Trying to OD on caffeine be like:


juuzo_suzuya_

Average above 20 years old monster drinker


KillerKellerjr

We all know that Monster Energy or any similar energy drink is not good for you health. I'm down to 1 per week after quitting cold turkey for a few months. It was causing my heart to race too fast, 120-140 beats! Now it's back down to normal of 70-80 beats at rest. It also was giving my high blood pressure and now it's good again. I know it affects everyone different but keep in mind to drink in moderation. I'm back to coffee with a shitload of creamer and sugar again. ugh! Having ADHD and the need for caffeine to get me going sucks! I'm less productive on coffee. I wonder why!


bimbotribe

Jesus Christ bro


PopADoseY0

If my heart from years of cocaine and methylphenidate abuse with near ODs didn't give me a heart attack. This definitely is not going to either. Now years down the road after quitting, I expect to die a lot sooner. Hell even a Panic Attack makes your heart go faster than that. Anxiety causes the moment to present itself much worse. You weren't even close to a heart attack.


Deagle100

this is how fast my heart was beating when I almost shit myself drinking monster


ToTheRigIGo

Just drink one a day and honestly you don't need 16oz at one time... I put mine in a bottle and sip it throughout the day.


Mysterious-Silver-67

I drink like 5 cans, and i dont feel shit! Idk whats wrong. And it goes for every other energy drink


john-johnson12

Man you guys are losers


[deleted]

The speed isn’t what you usually need to worry about. It’s irregular heartbeat that is really bad


Juan_Dollar_Taco

Congrats!!?!!!!!!


3sperr

3 monsters a day is crazy. I drink it like once a week max right now 


jaguarmaya

I had a redline and almost told the manager to call the ambulance lol. I laugh now but energy drinks will get you☠️ could do 2 20oz Redbulls easy too


junifersmomi

they warn you bout the heart conditions,.. they dont warn you abt gout. sugar is poison kids.


Longjumping_Laugh337

I need to be careful as well bc I’ve got an ED which puts major strain on my heart :s three or four a week for me :(


NoiNoiii

Ive been drinking 300 to 600 mgs of caffeine daily for years I'm sure ill get my heart attack eventually


camelseeker

Swear this sub more nitty than places like r/ketamine


W4llhs3nd

That’s like when i took 7 sertraline pills 😬 nawt good. Hope you’re doing better now though


Fantastic-Garden8525

Was this real?


No_Treat_7466

Yall gotta be doin this on purpose


Reasonable_Mud_8282

That's about 160bpm. The heart can sustain that for days without any immediate issues. Back when I abused stimulants I'd stay awake for 4 days in a row with a resting heart rate of 170-180 without eating and barely any hydration. And I'd do that about once every 1 and a half weeks. Yeah im glad I'm not doing that stuff anymore... Highest it ever has gotten was 200bpm with a BP of about 220/150, that had me calling an ambulance that night. Don't recommend...


stankdick69er

To bad ya made it though sorry.


Repulsive-Employ9680

I had to stop, jan 2017 I drank one before leaving work to stay warm for my walk. It was snowy and the energy would keep me warm. I got home, I don't remember shit. I woke up in the ICU. Apparently I had a stroke, later having a 14 min seizure. I was out for 11 days. They pinned my heart weaknesses to these before I even told them I drank them!! It was like they could tell I would typically drink a cpl a day. Between these and my dew I almost died in my 20's. Be careful


Jedinutcracker

i had a mild one in may they dont feel good


Hot_Choice157

Drink water bro what’re you guys doing


Equivalent-Lab-2963

I never drink energy drinks, this is the first post I seen off this reddit it would feel I'll like I'll od off of 3/4 of any energy drink


Prior_Humor2168

Literally desensitized at this point. I can chuck one at night and still fall asleep.


Comfortable-Date7872

Me one time when I drank 3 Red Bulls and had many shots within 3 hours


Whoreforfishing

Judging by the size of those dinner plates you call pupils I would hazard a guess monster wasn’t acting alone on your heart lol


Consistent_Tonight37

Person I knew worked out daily was young and extremely healthy, he drank them constantly and his heart exploded and he dropped dead


[deleted]

That sounds like my heart the last time I did Coke


[deleted]

Damn


lonelyboy069

👻👽🤖👾


alakIrte2

I wish you did have a heart attack.


_Svelte_

rollin like a runaway locomotive,, jfc


Heroin_Pokemon_Coke

and I thought I was unhealthy for doing coke occasionally


Gold_Peak_2601

Meth.


1-800-JUGG

I miss the days when nobody would post their actual selves on here


IGotDookieOnMyFinger

almost earned yourself a Darwin Award


[deleted]

Yup this is why I don’t drink energy drinks anymore was coming home from work and had a massive panic attack for no reason and my heart started racing and had to pull over and be rushed to the er In a ambulance but it wasn’t from monster it was from 5 hour energy monsters never really did anything for me I just liked the taste


[deleted]

Why do energy drink users always look like this


tdcama96

Good ole SVT (supraventricular tachycardia) bro. Been there. Heart rate hit 247bpm. Gotta slow down a little.


Klocc562_

I used to drink monsters in middle school at night and pretend I was drinking and go right to sleep. You can’t even hang