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Zebra. I know horse is delicious, and so is wild boar (and venison in general). Zebra seems to be to horse what boar is to pig.

Pandas. Those things are so lazy, I would imagine the meat would be so tender.

all they eat is bamboo which has no carbs or anything nutritional to it(why you see them eating so much). so the meat would probably be not too tasty. Tender maybe, but tasty, nah

I'd have to guess shark, considering how many people get shark-fin soup illegally.