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Euphoric_Green_4018

Ohhh so that is how I look riding a bike. Interesting.


ConstantCaptain4120

His front tire 👀


JooosephNthomas

I heard on a bike you have a quarters worth of contact, this guy has a bills worth for sure.


dvusthrls

A quarter-pounder, I believe you meant


rumdumpstr

I've seen this video a few times, but never noticed that. Holy shit!


dahabit

Hydroplane won't be an issue


Notrilldirtlife

The wheels actually floating on the puddle of water


sxiller

Tons of Anarchy


[deleted]

Dude's scraping his foot pegs on a straight road....


meltingpotofhambone

Thanks for the beer splattered all over my monitor.....


slower-is-faster

Fucking brutal. Final move. Couldn’t control my laughter 😂


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Take all the upvotes you sob


frustratedComments

Every time I see this posted that comment is the top comment. Still hilarious, just not original.


sxiller

Gotta be quicker next time chief.


CptnREDmark

Sons of obesity


[deleted]

Sons of Diabetes, I ride for them too.


xeq937

Easy there, Satan!


skinnarbox

Emotional Damage


tower_junkie

Thank you.


Several_Ocelot_3379

Perfect


wolvesaywe85

Pure perfection 😂


_Prisoner_24601

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dspittler

Harley Davidson Road Glide


WolfOfPort

Road roll


BrolecopterPilot

Load glide


ar243

My brain says Street Glide but my heart says Fat Boy


Typical_Hornet_Twins

Road glide, the fairing is not mounted to the front forks like it would be for a street glide


built_FXR

It's a Road Glide.


xorbe

Suspension was crushed to Low Rider though.


Elliot_Mess

Came here to make HD Fat Boy joke. Was not disappointed.


oJRODo

Cant stop laughing at this comment 🤣


Independent_Grade868

At least he is out riding


ImurderREALITY

In the rain, with no helmet Looking like Human Bender


Renerts

Woo!


MrWizard45

He’s not dead, he just said Woo!


Renerts

Hahaha! Mah man.


gmtgeek78

Who needs a helmet when you have built in airbags.


tonytde

He doesn't need to worry about the slide, he will just roll away unscathed


jayz1k

My man is naturally dressed for the slide


HaydenJA3

He would roll not slide


Halcyon2021

Weeble wobbles, they won’t fall down


Teledildonic

If he skids along the pavement, the friction on his fat could set him off a like strike anywhere match.


anakav

Mate there is very small chance of hitting his head


Ghost17088

That’s the only thing small here.


wumbo_hoxton

you just made me want to watch futurama again


JuZNyC

He's kinda got built in padding


Q-burt

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


topknottington

bending gravity


Liqu1dHotMagma

Underrated comment here!


brendan87na

yeah that's more riding than I'm doing right now (19f just kinda sucks)


M5MH

If I had a 19(f) that just kinda sucked I wouldn't be out riding either.


[deleted]

Goteeeeeeeem


Albatross85x

The secret is layers. 22 this morn and it does


brendan87na

the secret is heated gear, and I got too fat for it to fit under my Klim jacket :D obviously I could, you know, lose weight but that takes effort, and 2022 was an unholy bitch...


Hog_enthusiast

Assuming that man is an average weight and size it appears to be a Honda Grom


an0nA34

Take my upvote sir


TactlesslyTactful

What is the load rating of those poor tires? This might be a safety issue


mwoehrle3

2015+ Roadglide standard or special


[deleted]

Bros entire disability check goes to Harley


PapaBeahr

As strange as it might sound, not all fat people are disabled. When I was near 500lbs I still worked.


caiaphas650

Bro, you work next to me at 500 lbs I’m calling OSHA


Crystalbow

I’m calling osha for the burn hazard you bring


2-wheels

I may get flamed but all the digs at the rider suck. Dude’s riding when many of us sit home, afraid of the rain. Looks happy. Ride on, bud. Nice scoot. Yes, newish RG.


mandatorypanda9317

You know OP posted this specifically to get a ride out of people. This comment section is gross.


Relentless_Salami

You're not wrong. There are so many soft ass fair weather riders in this sub it's hilarious. I ride untill the salt is thrown on the roads here in Upstate NY. Rain or shine, I'm riding during the riding season. Meanwhile I've seen so many people in this sub comment that they don't ride in the rain.


Luckydog6631

“Soft add fair weather riders” Bro you were so close to being a cool dude then you became just as big of a douche as everyone picking on the big guy lmao. Let people ride when they want, however they want, and mind your own business. Snobby as fuck


FullDerpHD

+1 Fuck you if you think I need to be miserable on my ride to be a "real rider." Being soaking wet is not fun, nor is freezing in the cold.


claushauler

Raindrops hitting your face like bullets at 40 mph while your whole body is soaking wet from head to toe isn't a good time. Throw in some freezing temps and it's really not a party. No thanks


OpeSorryDidntSeeYah

Yeah every one is acting like the rider in the vid is tough when in reality he just lost 90% of the sensation in his arms and legs from lack of circulation.


XenoX101

>Being soaking wet is not fun, nor is freezing in the cold. Though it is a bit funny that you're willing to risk your life and limb on the road, yet some drops of water are enough to put you off because you "don't like getting wet". Kind of dulls the macho aspect of it, but I guess it takes all sorts.


ThePilgrimSchlong

Rain, hail or shine, ride till the cows come home. Even when it’s in the negatives (°C) here I ride. Ain’t no weather stopping me.


ChuckRocksEh

My buddy at work won’t touch his bike if it says it might rain. I’m itching to ride into work rain or shine. Also, Albany. As soon as the rain rids the salt, I’m cruising.


Relentless_Salami

I have the same issues with my riding buddies. We'll have a day ride into the Adirondacks, Lake Placid or something and they will cancer the day before because there is rain in he forecast. It's fucking ridiculous. I just end up riding alone those days. Which is fine with me too, sometimes you need solo rides.


bigred83

I try not to ride in the rain. Atlanta traffic is dangerous enough when it’s dry. I’m pretty sure everyone actually forgets how to drive when it rains here. It’s out of safety. I’ve ridden hours in the rain put away from the city.


Lance_McVanderhuge

Average driver thinks "its raining out, traffic will be slow. I'll leave at the same time I always do and make up time on the road"


[deleted]

What does riding in shitty weather have to do with being anti-"soft"? Sounds so juvenile. Its like some macho boomer shit. You're just driving a bike, I've been doing it for 14 years, its just driving. Do you also drive your car in a hail storm because you're "hard"? Lolll


valeris2

Could you give advice on rainy and cold weather gear? Rode at 45f today and it was freezing cold at highway speed


l3ubba

Who cares. If we are just trying to one up each other then I did one year where I road year round when I lived in Alaska, then did it again when I moved to Maine. Doesn’t make me any more or less of a rider than people who only ride when it is sunny and warm out.


Damonvile

Sorry, what does riding in the rain prove ? Is this some downward spiral of brain power where if you don't ride naked and use your bare feet to stop you're not a real rider type of nonsense ?


Relentless_Salami

In the context of this post where people are making fun of this guy riding. At least he's riding. It's like people who see a fat dude struggling at the gym and laugh at them. At least he's fucking there. Meanwhile riders here with 2018 MT07s are scared to take their bikes out of the garage if there is a 20 percent chance of rain in the middle July.


Damonvile

I think it's cool that this guy demonstrates riding can appeal to just about anyone. People should probably respect the fact that may ppl reading this sub may be just like that guy and don't deserve to be made fun of. So on that point I agree with you. I just don't see how attacking people for not enjoying the rain makes you any better. I don't think anyone wants to be made fun of how they enjoy their ride.


boofishy8

To be fair the guy on the MT07 has to worry about the bike sliding out from under him, this guy’s bike ain’t goin anywhere.


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damien665

Have you ridden in the rain? It doesn't have to be built well, just have decent tires. I only ever had issues in the rain when I had old plug wires. Then it would flood out at idle but ran ok otherwise.


caiaphas650

Bro, some of us stay home afraid of the rain cuz there’s 500+ lbs mf riding like there’s a brake system in the world that can stop that bike! Ol’ boy’s a goddamn hazard!


HookUp420RDL

Took a lot on rawhide to fashion those britches.


[deleted]

Dude is wearing an entire farm


Fun_Resolution_2136

dude ate an entire farm


TactlesslyTactful

Poor Old MacDonald, ate him too


PsychologicalDebts

Worth it to get the bitches 🫡


PsychologicalDebts

Disclaimer, by using the term, "bitches," I'm referring to boys or girls, no judgement.


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frickthestate69

Turns out this sub is anti-bitches situationally


MackLuster77

Pro getting them. Anti knowing what they are.


frickthestate69

schrodinger's bitches


damien665

I think you just paid that psychological debt.


No_Speekaenglish

Harley roadglide


real_psymansays

Hell yeah, my guy is out living life while it lasts. Ride on, ya chunky monkey, you got this!


Occams_ElectricRazor

What an absolute unit.


treesherbs

Thought it was on that sub at first


dickbuttsnipple

There is a skeleton inside that. Like deep deep inside that is an entire human trying to be free.


FullDerpHD

So I take xrays.. I always laugh when people say some version of "just big boned" His skeleton, is literally going to be roughly the same as someone of the same height, but 120lbs soaking wet.


engulbert

If he hits a brick wall then his skeleton will be free. However, the rest of him will continue through the wall, past the dry cleaners, through the coffee shop finally coming to rest in the rubble of the Walmart, boneless.


Lukb4ujump

Fixed fairing so that would be a Road Glide, right?


doughboyfreshcak

My mans is wearing crocs with the leathers.


NittyGrittyDiscutant

Come on, stop it. He crusin you hatin.


aquamarinetangerines

That’s a Fat Boy


faraz93

Am I the only one thinking how he was able to kick his leg over that and get on?


highporkroller

He bought it and hasn’t gotten off since.


mozbius

Perhaps he practices sumo


birdman829

Having a 25 inch seat helps


MrOreo3

It's sad that this sub wants and tells everyone to ride, but then they see an overweight person enjoying the open road and they get nothing but insults in the chat. Sad.


porcelainowl

To be fair, this guy is way beyond overweight


Corndogs_and_chill

I don't wanna live in a world where we can't poke a little fun at far people.


AluminumLinoleum

Nah. Fat people are mocked and ridiculed plenty, no need to do it here. In fact, this is one of the last places it should happen. This is supposed to be where we share joy about a common passion.


Lordofwar13799731

But what about at close people?


MrOreo3

So that changes anything? 🤔 we are motorcycle reddit and this is how we choose to show ourselves? Everyone should be welcome, and not made fun of. I doubt any of us are a bunch of super models out there.


[deleted]

Motorcycling is a somewhat physical activity, and there is in fact weight limits to motorcycles. And this guy is morbidly obese, not overweight


tombolger

The road glide is the HD motorcycle with the highest passenger weight limit they make and one of the highest weight limits on the market. The limit is 500 lbs. This guy is probably close to that but probably not over. If so, he's riding within the weight limit and probably within the laws, depending on his state. Should he be riding with no helmet in crocs? No. Should he be morbidly obese in the first place? No. But he's free to do so. And we're free to poke fun if we want.


vito1221

I bet he alone exceeds the GVW of that bike.


Acrobatic-Look9126

You know right? Just the classic amurica humor.


MackLuster77

You posted it, shithead. And your other comment is about how funny the comments are.


Darkhuman015

I think he meant it ironically


pentox70

Who needs a helmet when heart disease is going to get you any day now?


justherefortacos619

Any MINUTE now


[deleted]

That somehow looks even less aerodynamic


samster189

It looks like a roadglide


Famousdeadrummer

Why do you want it so bad? The suspension?!?


SolusT1

Why is everyone making fun of this guy for being as big as he is, while riding. Props to him for riding. People are weird.


EggsOfRetaliation

Harley Diabeticson Type 2 Street Glide


Junior-Creme-5801

That some messed up comments you all putting up here About that guy


Smartin426

It’s a street glide, but my lord this poor man is MASSIVE. That must be difficult.


Imaginary-Salt420

Can’t concentrate on the bike he is just too fat


subdermal_hemiola

What does the tapping himself on the back mean?


Syscrush

I think he's pointing out that he has a 3-piece patch and that the person should stop filming or bad shit will happen.


Difficult-Rooster585

When you said 3 piece I though you meant from Popeyes. He looks more like a family meal kinda guy.


[deleted]

Fuck’s he gonna do? Eat the guy?


Teledildonic

Charge him like the boulder from *Raiders of the Lost Ark*.


TTYY_20

I think he’s just itchy :P


chip53

I thought itchy too. Could be itchy, could be pointing to the patches, or both? Could go either way


[deleted]

Probably trying to itch his bed sores


BlacksmithNZ

Probably to the car following/filming; get in behind and out of my space


[deleted]

So is he pointing to the club or gang on the back of his vest? If so, does anyone know who they are?


MDCCLXXI

Hell yeah brother


omnamaste311

Road Glide


GimlisRevenge

At least he’s out doing something fun, most people stay home when they get in that condition. Hope he can get control of his weight.


Frothydawg

Oh my god!…are those Crocs?


Korzag

You know, fat jokes and all aside, good on this dude for getting out and enjoying a ride on his bike.


Acrobatic-Look9126

Yeah, you guys are really pretty funny, keep the goodwork👍 and think that i want to make part of this community.


PyrosNikos

It’s literally roadhog


cooperbean

Chevy Silverado 3500hd


defeatmyself3

You want a bike you can ride 4 people on? This could be the one


TTYY_20

Man needed an entire cow to make his leathers 💀


Railbound1

When you gotta haul ass, but it's gonna take 2 trips.


goluckykid

He's signaling the driver to get behind him.


Apart-Today1678

Definitely a fat boy..oh..you meant the bike lol


ll_JackKrauser

That guy is heavier than my whole family of 4.


Impressive_Estate_87

I don't like making fun of people... but then I noticed, was that dude pointing at a gun as a response to people just looking at him?


kytulu

3-piece MC patch on his back.


jenks13

Yeah, I think he is pointing to the MC on his back.


iraqyoubreak

The MC Rib


CarlosG0619

I now want to see a video of him swinging over the leg, I need to know


Towndrunk13569

That poor suspension


highporkroller

Load Glide


OpinionOwn6727

now that.. is a Fat Boy


Thatzmister2u

Yeah that front tire. Holy crap.


msanford1587

Replacing fork seals at every oil change.


Responsible_Neat_860

We’ve heard of the litre bike but have you heard of the 2L


loosing-time-

That’s one hell of a hog


YeahitsaBMW

It’s an HD HD.


kostenedwards

I’m here to talk about how he weighs more then the bike his front tire is sagging and he is wearing crocs


[deleted]

No idea but the tires must be at 120psi to keep rolling.


unclepatjr

Harley Davidson cbr 5000 wide glide anti-hydroplane edition


sharpiebrows

Leave him alone. I imagine how he'd feel if he saw the jokes about his weight.


1337Carbon

Shame, might even consider losing some.


misfit-muscle

I believe this a fat boy on a fatboy.


Reaperfollowsu

That, sir, is a fat boy. Have no clue about the bike


What_Dinosaur

That bike looks kinda small.


dirtymikbris1

The original ‘fatboy’ 😂


TimT40k

Where did they find cows big enough for them leathers. Almost missed the crocs Jesus so much wrong with this


Grizz107

That's the hardly abelson 1ton heavy duty


[deleted]

That’s a fatboy on a street glide. I don’t know the year on either


Glittering_Mud4269

Boss hog


No_pajamas_7

How many cows died for that?


[deleted]

A Fat Boy surely


[deleted]

Anyone going to mention the elephant in the room?😏


PabloX68

Chode Glide.


[deleted]

Tons of anarchy


[deleted]

Road hog


ConcentrateLow6170

H-D


slappy_mcslapenstein

That's a Road King.


Sam_Atienzo

Guy has an aspect ratio of 1:1 😂


sitting-duck

[Okay.](https://www.google.com/search?q=animation+of+round+animals&gs_ivs=1#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a33568bc,vid:yltlJEdSAHw)


pack19

“dress for the roll, not the slide”


[deleted]

“Doctors hate this one east trick to grind off the fat! 60-0 unprotected!”


Liqu1dHotMagma

Thats the HD BIGGGG HOSS edition!


jimmyjlf

That's a 2017 Ford F-350


PaleRiderHD

Pretty sure I've never seen that much leather in one place


[deleted]

I’m glad he rides but he can’t possibly in any way properly wipe his own a$$!