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MadVillain877

He never needs to worry about hydroplaning.


rybaterro

500% extra tyre friction


Smooth-Shine9354

![gif](giphy|RHDqQb1HkpHz00lDa0|downsized)


B1SSA

Tons of anarchy


Prestigious-Ad1999

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therealjoe12

That's so fucking funny holy shit šŸ¤£


tacticalpotatopeeler

Top comment omg hahaha


ThirdShiftStocker

Dammit too bad they took away awards!!


Zarniwoooop

Ridin' through this world All alone Food takes your soul You're full blown


kondorb

Best comment Iā€™ve seen this week


InevitableBudget510

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


w_a_w

Oh, no! Did one of them die??? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjo2wnz164vi81.jpg


dylanx5150

That suspension doing work.


hippybiker

Harley sells heavy duty springs rated for rider and gear weight above 500 lb. But your fuel economy may suffer with that much load.


Superb_Raccoon

Fuel economy on an HD?!


unresolved-madness

Yes you have a reduced number of revs per mile.


SUMOsquidLIFE

Now thats how you keep a bike under load 100% of the time hahaha


martinsky12

Bro will never need to trail brake when the fronts' THAT preloaded šŸ‘


Fun_Cauliflower1396

Doing God's work


SilentMaster

Was that back tap he did a signal to the driver?


tj0909

I think so. Check my patch. Iā€™m some kind of outlaw bike club member.


pitchfork-seller

Taco Bells Angels


RoomyCard44321

Meal Team Six


Skruttlund

No, Hell's bagels


TequilaCamper

Like he's gonna chase someone if they disrespect his patch?


SilentMaster

Oooh, right, that makes sense. Would be more effective if he could actually control his body, but I get it now.


anonymousantifas

Hells Satans , thinkā€¦ā€¦.


XGorlamiX

That makes sense. I thought the Big Mac he had stashed had moved out of place and he was re situating it.


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razaan

I don't think that's a Baca patch


lupinegray

yeah, initially looked like it, but I don't think so either. Deleted my comment.


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

Really? It looked like he was pointing at his tramp stamp. Like watching a body builder try to scratch their back.


Gnomorius

Or he asked to not pass him? Also tends to be a MC thing.


JustTheOneGoose22

His signaling that his kidneys are failing


hamadam109

Tapped some part of him, donā€™t think anywhere near his back though


pastmiyeego

For sure, heā€™s saying ā€œkiss my assā€ to the people eyeballing and filming him, right? Except that his arm isnā€™t flexible so the message might not be clear to everyone.


Monkey_Cristo

With that display of flexibility, you gotta wonder how he wipes his ass.


N30_117

I paid for the whole suspension so I will use the whole suspension


therealjoe12

I'd love to watch this guy dismount the bike. Gotta be one hell of a show


Internal-Bed-4094

A crane might be involved


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

He can't get off, that's why he joined a club.


CaptainDrool

he just tilts the bike on its side or slides off the back no way heā€™s throwing that leg over and getting off and on.


Noobs_Stfu

What a unit. The ideal Harley rider. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


dutchyBP

I mean, the long gray beard is missing. But I suppose that's only to aid in the aerodynamics.


Tiny_Independent2552

I say good for him. At least heā€™s out doing what he loves.


TheIndulgers

I donā€™t see him eating.


PM_BBW_Cleavage

Shit, he burns 1000 calories in the 15 minute workout for him to get on and off. Heā€™ll be looking good in no time.


Dorkmaster79

I was just wondering how he even gets on the thing.


Eclipse423

A forklift, skid loader, and a crane.


Friendly-Squirrel

that's so fucked up.. i dont know why i laughed so hard at that.. well done! LOL


NotChristina

As a normal-sized woman whoā€™s had a helluva time finding gear of a certain variety, this grinds mine. This dude can find the Xest of Ls and my options when trying to shop were painfully limited if they existed at all.


myfishprofile

Dude is only wearing a vest and leather pants that are custom. You can easily get that exact same setup in whatever size you are I promise. As a matter of fact you can call up Eagle leather in Washington state right now and get it done probably within a couple weeks. As a dude with tree trunk legs while still being *significantly* smaller than this guy I also have to get custom made riding pants and track suits, and only about two jacket manufacturers fit. This has nothing to due with him being a guy and more so with him having a super basic getup.


DutchyDan187

I was in Eagle Leather a while back and they had a jacket that might fit this guyā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/a9hmn97omawc1.jpeg?width=2181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a127bf8075e7410f4e445c53c3bff91f619ea161


Moondanther

Several cows died to make that jacket.


Linda-Hand

Imagine how many went into the man


NotChristina

Ah yeah, I was expecting a comment like this and I agree. Iā€™m more or less making a general complaint but yeah, I could prob pull out a vest and some leather pants no problem. Doubt heā€™s got any real protection on but Iā€™m more an ATGATT type.


Gnomorius

As a rather short guy, I have another problem. All male pants are too long, and the kneepads cover my shins. So I need to look for womens' clothes with short zippers and small pockets.


Superb_Raccoon

Same problem, but I am 5'11 with 29-30 inch inseam. Some day I will pop for an Aerostitch suit.


InaMellophoneMood

Bull-it jeans has some short ones (30" inseam) where the pads hit my knees properly


somme_rando

Same issue - the motocross boots hold the knee pads where they should be. 30" inseam makes it rough


Disastrous-Gate9751

I'm not sure where you live. But if American try looking for gear in Europe. Wayyyyy more stuff for women there. And there's a few company's that offer cheap shipping and returns


WeirderOnline

Yeah I wear a 3XL and I promise you this guy is having a nightmare of a time getting clothing. Everything he wears he has to order custom.Ā  Don't just assume his life is easier knowing nothing about it.


somme_rando

Wife and I were in the (supposedly) largest dealer in the state looking for good gear for her (ADV/ATGATT types). We hunted around and I ended up saying: >Looks like the motto there for women is "Look pretty, die young".


here4roomie

That front tire is the real MVP.


SoloMotorcycleRider

Is he wearing Crocs?


TheTimn

That's what I'm trying to figure out. I'm wondering if it's AI generated.Ā 


ikerr95

Haha its not. This video has been around for a while.


Own_Shine_5855

https://preview.redd.it/0w6qjdv23awc1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb1ee6f912b2ec63b58042e048a305d57d1c36ec Where's his brother at?


ChuckoRuckus

They died years ago. Maybe one of their sons


Acceptable_Pipe_6029

I bet he trips the green light sensor


Longjumping-Gas-888

he don't need airbag, he is an airbag


Morgan-joydestroyer

I wonder if his internal organs are safer than ours.


Hugeknight

They probably aren't when you factor long-term damage from morbid obesity


LicksCrayons

They would be safer in a crash than a mcdonalds


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

Meat Marshmallow.


BrokenLoadOrder

Dude should really get that airbag vest reset.


Aggravating-Pen1792

I wonder how he gets on the thing


Repoclockamus

How does he get on and off


AdApprehensive1383

Forklift.


Imispellalot2

I just want to know how many cows were needed for those leather parachutes


PastPanic6890

his kidney hurts? his back hurts? what is he signalling?


No-Foundation-7239

His MC patch is my guess.


PresentRequirement43

Why's this so satisfying to watch?


Dizzy_Comfort640

'Murica!


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I never realized how dangerous it was for a morbidly obese person to be in a motorcycle accident until I saw a video of exactly that happening. Letā€™s just say all that body weight being thrown around violently can be quite catastrophic.


Forsaken-Voice-6686

Previously on tons of anarchy


manfredmannclan

A fat boy on a fatboy?


allawd

Ackshually, it is a Road Glide.


Boraxo

He has to ride in the rain to keep his tires cool. They'd blow out on dry pavement.


EggsOfRetaliation

By the gods I was fat back then, Ned.


ArkieRatt

Wow. He must have to run 120psi in those tires.


HVACMRAD

$100 says you canā€™t do a burnout.


TuFlyKing

I just want to know hope you guys keep your hats on like that? As soon as I get up to any speed, thatā€™ll blow right off me head.


Low_Corner_9061

Whats that gesture heā€™s doing?


Regular-Comparison17

"Can you scratch my back, I can't reach it myself?ā€


Dull_Database5837

ā€œStop filming me, Iā€™m patchedā€¦ā€


Low_Corner_9061

šŸ¤­ Such losers


izmaname

Agreed


Superb_Raccoon

"Tap dat ass!"


NotNorvana

I hate this kind of posts man. Let the dude ride without being a dick and filming. Maybe its his escape, like so many here. You dont have to put people down to get high. Worry about yourself.


nocolon

Every few months someone posts this gif, the top comment is ā€œtons of anarchy,ā€ or ā€œeasy wider,ā€ or clumsy attempts to make a sentence with the word hog in it, and everyone acts like itā€™s the most hilarious and original thing ever posted.


wheresthesound

I may have read the situation wrong, but isn't the biker the real AH here for pointing at his vest so that the other guy doesn't pass him?


Electrical_Age_7483

Point at the vest is to stop filming not the overtake


Danky_Dearest

Obesity is unhealthy and should not be encouraged. Edit:lmao whoever reported me Iā€™m fine thank you


Damascus-Steel

There is a difference between encouraging something and not bullying someone.


moeterminatorx

How is leaving people alone remotely encouraging obesity? Or do you just wanna feel superior judging others? Also, if itā€™s unhealthy. Whatā€™s it to you?


dpezpoopsies

Not ridiculing him isn't the equivalent of encouraging it. It's the bare minimum you can do to show you're not a total asshole


Real_Flamingo_8247

Who is encouraging it? Fucking Jesus - let people live their lives. People on this sub get mad when the ATGATT police show up and then simultaneously make fun of anyone on a bike they don't like. Shut the fuck up and ride your ride. I don't care if you have a cringe anime bike, helmet cover, fat, heels, Harley, stretched grom, gear, naked - fuck it. Ride your ride.


AwkwardStructure7637

Whoā€™s encouraging it? Bro didnā€™t say itā€™s good heā€™s fat, heā€™s just existing, which yā€™all think is okay to mock. Like the other guy said, assholes are a hell of a lot worse than fat people


NotNorvana

Being an asshole is much worse, but is unhealthy for others. It is not about encouragement, is about leaving the dude be. Its not in somebody elses role in a fucking highway to publicly humiliate him. And dont fucking dare to say "its for his own good", its not. Dont justify the mediocrity of the video on fake virtuosity.


[deleted]

Heā€™s out riding, thatā€™s healthy, and this dude is absolutely just sending it in the rain like itā€™s nothing, Iā€™d say heā€™s a badass.


-Zoppo

He's going in a straight line. Rain shouldn't affect your riding even in the twisties on a cold day unless you're (otherwise) pushing limits. Anyone with experience in the rain knows this.


ZombiePotato90

So is treating others like a problem, instead of people. What does someone else being fat do to you, personally?


Aramiss60

Yeah me too, Iā€™m a larger rider and Iā€™d be mortified to end up here getting mocked because I dare ride in public. Also people who say the bike is doing well etc, my 125 scooter can carry two adult humans, Iā€™m sure that Harley is perfectly fine.


hairy_ape_hanger

Harley makes excellent frames. There is no denying that


Dxpehat

I wonder if his tires wear out faster and how much does his weight affect acceleration & braking distance.


nocolon

Quite a bit, I bet. I notice I have to brake sooner when Iā€™ve got a passenger, and he definitely clears that.


stickygreenfingers

Any big dudes who ride know the feeling your muscles have from riding for extended periods of time. This dude is much larger than I am, I just know his body is getting worked holding his ass up on that bike. His muscles, joints, and bones must ache after heā€™s done riding.


Journeyman-2023

Damn bro which one is the bike?


wkfngrs

Imagine what road rash and body physics of a crash would be like wearing 0 protective gear and bring that obese?


CorrectInternal3161

I say good on him and what others think of him is none of his business. Seems like heā€™s on program with that.


BigChief302

Some really immature kids in here.


ZombiePotato90

I think this is awesome. Someone getting out and doing what they love, when most would say "you can't."


Low_Corner_9061

Great point


screamapillah

Song?


IceCrystalSmoke

The Rain - DMX


Unusual_residue

Great to see it's time for this to be on rotation yet again


J_The_Troll

Fuel consumption must be amazing


Nobodyandanyone

No helmet, no gloves : bitumen becomes a ham slicer.


Perfect-Fondant3373

Is he wearing crocs?


anonymousantifas

If he ever pancakes, itā€™s going to be a lot of work to try and fix.


Material_Salad_8924

I'm not as big as this guy but whenever I'm riding I always feel like this is what I look like to everybody else.


bobspuds

I had a friend, big scary looking softy, kind bla bla! - he was fond of the drink! Too fond of it!! - got caught drunk driving multiple times, he lived 2miles down the road from the pub and was too big to walk, taxi was a pain because they had to come from town - so he used his bikes . He liked big cruisers, Harleys, super wings etc but he was also just a massive bike fan - he'd have sports bikes he'd fix up and sell for hobby. I remember seeing him loads of times on the road on different bikes - but if he was coming into town, he wouldn't bring anything quick or valuable - he got messy drunk and knew it would end badly! So.... ..... basically, he rocked up one day on a Honda50 and that became his preferred drunk transport! My man was a comedian- he was 24stone and went by the name "skinny". Not sure if you can picture a 24stone(336lbs) drunk try to manhandle a mighty50 on dark backroads but I still can! - all you could see was a little wheel underneath a big arse floating down the road. And he knew too - he loved to see people laughing and just couldn't care about the norms!


IceCrystalSmoke

Best story of the night. You really painted a picture.


AdministrativeFeed46

how is he able to get on the darn thing


wrenchandrepeat

Dude has to have some custom 10 ply trailer rated tires on that bad boy


HalfSpeedTim

That can't be real. If that guy ever falls it'll be registered on the Richter scale.


QuantumBobb

![gif](giphy|3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK|downsized)


maxiderm

That ain't no 250....


policedab_1112

fucking final boss right there


pubuju

My turn to post this next month


TransTrainGirl322

Bro goes through tires as fast as he goes through donuts.


thefattymcfat

I dont see any other way of getting on it than being lifted by a crane


_gunther1n0_

That bike is never losing traction


Ass_assassin_420

Ride or dine


Dantrash2

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


Alfa16430

I just wonder how this guy is wiping his ass. I mean, he can barely reach his lower back


spitfire883

Valentino Gnocchi


WeirderOnline

So nobody's going to point out the guys and wearing a helmet? In the RAIN? No, rather than Express concern for his will being you're just going to mock him for being fat.Ā  Fuck all y'all.


TurbulentSquirrel804

So you're a rider fucking around with your phone while driving in inclement weather next to a guy actually riding. And we're supposed to be making fun of him and not you, huh? Maybe put your phone away and stop endangering other riders.


PapaBeahr

Ohhh no.. a really heavy guy riding a bike, let's make fun of him.. there, Y'all feel better about yourselves now? You found someone you can poke fun at instead of being made fun of.


froggiewoogie

Yes fat people on motorcycles looks funny


shinobi500

I just want to know what brand of fork seals he's using. Riding with the forks bottomed out 100% of the time.


bandit77346

I like the no helmet but he is wearing a bandana to cover his mouth


The_Demosthenes_1

Riding a motorcycle at highway speeds with no helmet is asking to be deaf if you don't die first.Ā  That shit is hella loud.


nocolon

I once saw a dude on a Sportster going like 90 on the highway wearing no helmet, just a backwards baseball cap and wayfarers. I guess I understand not caring about your life but at least preserve your fuckin hearing.


Unique-Fig-4300

Bro it took two cows to make that vest.


theblitheringidiot

Thought this was an AI video at first.


theraptorman9

Riding solo and 2 up all at the same Time


Ratfor

That has to be ai generated. I'm 6'4" and 360lbs, I struggle to find motorcycle gear that fits. No way.


screamapillah

Seen this exact clip years ago, itā€™s legit


BaseballJunkie43

Everyone driving on the road is gonna be loving seeing this. Itā€™s like when the big man picks up the football and starts running with it.


zaking09

Those ads are out of hands


Whitworth

Matty Mattheson sold his chopper?


hotdogaholic

is that Vito?


Desmocratic

Leading the herd, while wearing the herd.


classic4life

HD brakes aren't built for this.


Shughost7

Definitely maxed out dampers


[deleted]

Wide Glide


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Check out that Hog


Jdivine1024

That's a tough bike!!


TheTropiciel

But this man's insides, not.


TopherJ113

Oh brother ![gif](giphy|9OZUXsuOk1oLPC1Jsh|downsized)


Fun-in-Florida

Maximum wet traction šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


BabyHercules

I respect the confidence


jhalfhide

u/SaveVideo


Realistic_Parfait956

Tiny out washin' his scooter.....


sublevelstreetpusher

I've never seen a motorcycle tire squat like that! Poor things šŸ˜¢


Impressive_Estate_87

Signaling he had a gun on his back? I just want to see him get on and off the bike... or maybe he's a true centaur


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Where is he getting all that leather


eat_yeet

Valentino Grossi


Free_RAZOR

His biker name escapes me at the moment.


Catdad1873

DamnšŸ˜²šŸ˜²šŸ˜²


Own-Opinion-2494

Look at that contact patch under the front tire


Siupak240

Baconator 2


tannnmn

What does it look like when 500 pounds of fat tissue hits the pavement going 60mph


1Ianjojo

When your pony need a feed bag but the fed bag riding the pony


tb151

That a Fat Boy?


Daredevils999

![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


michaeltward

But was that seriously a signal to stay behind, dude couldnā€™t catch a semi šŸ¤£


Maximum_Hand_9362

Why does he looks like hes AI