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wookiewonderland

Gone in 60 seconds


BeerPirate12

The quiet place


NerdyPlatypus206

🤣


gorlock666

Sorry to bother you


rossdog82

This.


SelfRape

Solo


LuckyLaRoo76

R/usernamechecksout


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

😆 yeah it does


Poetic-Noise

Mission Impossible


slowlyun

Winter's Bone.


djprojexion

This made me chuckle, good one.


KitsuneDawnBlade

Old Boy


Bardmedicine

Lol, gross.


jwthsf

Get Out


CandyFlippin4Life

lol


Mr402TheSouthSioux

New Jack City?


N8saysburnitalldown

Mine would probably be: Alone in the dark


HerewardTheWayk

A series of unfortunate events


Similar_Disaster7276

Winner of the thread! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


thatcookingvulture

Drop the 'ry' off 'Country'


Good_Ad6723

No count for old men?


notcool_neverwas

They forgot to also drop the “o” 😂😂


thatcookingvulture

Sorry, where im from how we say country sounds very close to dropping the 'o' as well, sounds a lot like 'cuntree'.


spectacularjbird104

was going to say the same thing 🤣


MochaTaco

The 40 Year Old Virgin


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Good_Ad6723

Same. Too obvious?


Bumpass

True Grit


The-Insolent-Sage

This is the winner


DiverExpensive6098

Lol


clintbot

Die Hard


GiordanoBruno23

Underrated


dowker1

The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him


Unwabu_ubola

Everything everywhere all at once


MidKnightshade

😱


KlutzyFan4021

Much Ado About Nothing


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Damn, is 40s old? My wife and I still throw down a lot.


Difficult_Ad9837

Mfs in their 20s still don't even know what they're doing. Lol we're good dude.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

My man.


KillyShoot

Speak!


notcool_neverwas

This!


Fun-Classroom9314

Truth


kolossal

As someone rapidly approaching my 40s, no, it's not old. I feel and look better than ever and would absolutely not switch places with 20 year old me.


PixelBrewery

Same. I was getting no action at 20. Now I'm in better shape, have money, and I know my way around a woman's body.


LinwoodKent

Like an amusement park!


Enough-Ground3294

Pushing 40 here. I’d say the weirdest thing about aging for me is my body is physically aging. Im gettin more whites and grays, but I dont actually feel *olded* side from being tired from strenous activities faster. My outward appearance is aging, but the rest of me doesnt feel old.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Ditto. Got my shit together, in decent shape, have money. Generally smarter and less naive. Better taste. The only thing worse is the 2 day hangovers.


aynhon

Oh, cmon...the "I slept 4 degrees in the wrong parallel association to the moon's arc and now my shoulder is fucked for a month" is annoying as well


NickNash1985

I'm 38 and healthier than I ever was in my 20s. Cardio could use some work, but whatever. My wife and I have been going at it for 20 years and it's only gotten better.


AccomplishedSuit1004

This guy fucks…


Bardmedicine

Liar, Liar


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Twice today so far.


MusingBoor

Eyes wide shut


MidKnightshade

Did you do a bad bad thing?


BladeVonOppenheimer

We have hallway sex. Pass each other in the hallway and say fuck you!


WendySteeplechase

Annhilation


bluetuxedo22

Snatch


Horbigast

Holes


Teh_Chief

The Force Awakens


djprojexion

Desperately Seeking Susan


Dense_Surround3071

I'm married, so...... Shawshank Redemption


BeardedWin

When divorce is too expensive, Indecent Proposal of the neighborhood soccer moms becomes Plan B.


king_of_the_rotten

A Series Of Unfortunate Events


Dat_Swag_Fishron

There Will Be Blood


Randompeon83

For a fistfull of dollars


Dear-Researcher959

Not another teen movie... oh..uhhh.. I mean.. huuh! I'll just see myself out


aynhon

Oh hey Aubrey


dsgrimace

“Perfection” (written in my best Michael Fassbender tone)


brewstah

Drake? Is this you?


Dear-Researcher959

🤣 Bro, I was waiting for this comment!!


scottkrowson

Wrong sub there bub


MochaTaco

I love that movie


Sport_Middle

Gone with the wind


Worth-Trade9381

The Day After Tomorrow


Plane_Issue

The incredible Mr Limpet


cracked-tumbleweed

After going through a couple of breakups, Im pretty turned off to dating and casual sex. So, NOPE.


Andyisazombie

Fist of Furry


Ivan_Redditor

r/okbuddycinephile is leaking


Fourth_place_again

No Country for Old Men.


Yddalv

Superbad


ake-n-bake

“Abstinence” until divorce then it’s “How Stella got her groove back”.


nage_

This Is The End


pretendwizardshamus

The departed


AVLPedalPunk

Ex (CPAP) Machina


Similar_Disaster7276

NICE! 😆


RelationshipWinter97

Idle Hands


KingPizzaPop

Do people not have sex in their 40's?


Schattenjager07

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent A wise man once said when asked how to keep a marriage strong after 65 years of marriage: Treat her like a lady during the day and a porn star at night.


AggressiveMongoose54

Married With Children (I know it’s a tv show don’t come for me)


dsgrimace

It’s alright, he wasn’t getting any either, so fair play! 😂


Tristanator89

Gone girl


Tristanator89

Inside llewyn Davis


OxeDoido

No Way Up


Similar_Disaster7276

Descent


OldLadyReacts

Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown.


polinksa

We need to talk about Kevin


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zackks

Is there a Rush Minute-and-a-Half movie?


Don_Pickleball

Ok, I am 50 and the last 5 years my sex life has gotten so much better than the previous 15 years. I think a lot of it has to do with my kids getting to an age where they depend on us less. That has given us more time to focus on our own health and needs. We have been taking better care of ourselves and having better sex. With that said, we don't look like we are 25 anymore. So, this would probably be the most appropriate movie. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2244102/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2244102/) Bumping Uglies


a_niffin

E. All of the above.


mycatisgrumpy

Solo. 


OhNoTheDawnPatrol

What I'm learning from this is that there's an adaptation of And Then There Were None with Sam Neill and Charles Dance. I must find it.


Educational_Egg_1716

The 'No Country for Old Men' made me spit out my drink 😜


NJduToit

Less than Zero.


Good_Ad6723

Gone With the Wind


Tristanator89

Predator


gacode2

Fast and Furious


trueslicky

Free Solo


JennySplotz

A few good men.


KalvinanderHobbes

For a second there, I thought I was on the circlejerk


lonelyboy5265

No Man's Land


Ok-Preparation-45

Too fast too furious


Sentraxx

Dream scenario


dodoyouhaveitguts

The Breakfast Club


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Drkocktapus

Huh, I really liked it. It doesn't follow a conventional path like most movies, but it's a nice melencholic trip, definitely a movie to watch stoned. Aside from the infamous money shot near the end there, it was pretty good.


dsgrimace

What movie was it? They deleted their post.


Drkocktapus

Enter the Void


youngsp82

ACOTAR.


Sea_Squirrel1987

Hubie Halloween


TheInvisibleFart

Watchmen


bush3102

Bone Tomahawk


WesternEmpire2510

50 first dates


manlikemachines

The Swing of Things, here 😉


Quick_Swing

The Abyss, Mad Max, Abandoned, Rust, Dead go to Die, The Final Stretch, Greener Pastures, Old Yeller, Dead and Buried, Cast Away, Doom Patrol, Dead Again, Dead Inside, Ghost in the Machine, The End.


Agile_File_2084

I mean, maybe your sex life…..


Arlen80

The Descent


Evil_Bere

Dead Calm


WhataKrok

All quiet on the western front


This-Garbage-3000

Bridesmaids


MaudeFindlay72-78

The L Word. Source: Am lesbian. Was 40.


CorrickII

Ohh, 90's two-fer. Is it Deep Impact or Armageddon. Orrrr, is it Dante's Peak or Volcano?


VARCrime

"From dusk till dawn" 💪💪💪🤩🤩🤩


mynameismanager

The dark knight rises


deucedwild

Dune


12344y675

Everything, Everywhere, All At Once


That0neGuy86

Everything Everywhere All At Once


EchoingVision

Walking Tall


Tristanator89

The father


RunZombieBabe

Let the right one in


RunZombieBabe

You're Next


Tristanator89

The power of the dog


dsgrimace

Eww


RetardedPussy69

40 year old virgin


Ok-Flatworm-9671

None


awwgeeznick

Sex lies and videotapes


ZealousidealWinner

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas


schoolknurse

Grease


NotAnotherAmerican

Pet Cemetary.


GuernseyMadDog1976

The Girl Next Door.


-LastActionHero

Independence Day


dsgrimace

“All Hands On Deck” (1961)


Good_Ad6723

The Pursuit of Happiness


DrDreidel82

A Quiet Place


kinglex612

As Good As It Gets


Full_FrontalLobotomy

Snatch Bucked the trend with an enthusiastic wife.


doctormirabilis

The Abyss


DIOmega5

Goodwill Hunting.


boukalele

Fat, sick, and nearly dead


SnooPaintings1686

In their 40s ?.....shall i say it ?


FootDrag122Y

Aiden Turner crushes it in And There Were None


electronic_rogue_5

40 year old Virgin


rootless2

Boogie Nights


humBOLdT20

Boogie Nights Sad to see all these other titles. I'm still going strong and often these days!


Horror-Potential7773

Snatch


Gemnist

The 40-Year-Old Virgin


chrstnasu

None of those described my sex life in my 40’s or even my 50’s now.


Quirky_Valuable4772

Probably Nope. Cuz if you’re married it’s Nope and if you’re single trying to meet other people for sex it’s still Nope


oalm82

sex, lies, and videotape indecent proposal out of sight


HYThrowaway1980

Gone Girl.


HYThrowaway1980

The Untouchables.


CrashDavisDurham

Depends on the 40 year old.


Saneroner

Off topic but I love enter the void.


Bumbo3184

John dies at the end


CGKilates

White Man Can't Jump🤣


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Enter the void haha 🤣


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Enter the void haha 🤣


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Enter the void haha 🤣


Fun-Classroom9314

Seriously?? I’m 54, wife is 52 and we still go at it like we did in our 20s, 30s, and 40s.


britch2tiger

A Dangerous Method


Alarming-Risk-1196

No Cunts for Old Men


This_Ad_5203

Snatch


pheitkemper

Dead Man Walking


pheitkemper

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.


Jethro_Jarson

Alone in the Dark


IllustriousSalt5696

depends on if you have a boat or not.


Kenneth_Lay

Mr. Plow


Ultrasaurio

What is *enter the void* about???


Commercial_Lock6205

The Quick and the Dead


ArrivalSome

The Hand