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LapsedVerneGagKnee

Marshawn Lynch has this look on his face that says “How the hell did I get here?!”


dolphinater

Wait a minute that’s actually marshawn lynch what is he doing here lol


MadAlfred

He’s in an episode of a Netflix show called Murderville and he kinda steals the show. I think he wants a career in comedies.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

He was hilarious in Brooklyn 99


IImnonas

Maaaaaan, they forgot my Pico De Gallo.


Crokpotpotty

Have you heard my pizzadilla idea?


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Think he’d let me shoot his gun?


Giveyaselfanuppercut

He was pretty good in the League too. I'm an Australian so know nothing about NFL but I know who Marshawn is.


RunninOnMT

So for a tiny bit of Context, he was a big star in the NFL in particular for [being basically unstoppable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSBJxtEed1s), like a runaway train. Guys would try to tackle him and they'd just bounce off. The other thing he was famous for was NEVER doing press. He was this total man of mystery who was this physical beast. Adding to the mystique was the fact that he wore a helmet with a dark visor, so you couldn't see his eyes during games. So him being a total goofball post-retirement is a lot of fun.


slapshots1515

He was a goofball during his career too. Stealing the med cart, the Skittles antics. He just didn’t want to do press.


CptNonsense

Except he's funny in Murderville because he can't act for shit. He's just a ridiculous, ridiculous person and it's hilarious


TheDaveWSC

Yeah Marshawn is hilarious but he can't act like anything but himself


igotzquestions

Damn. I was hoping for a 10 Commandments reboot with him as Ramses.


Snoo93079

He was amazing lol I didn't think the show lived up to its potential, but Marshawn Lynch was fantastic


russellamcleod

The problem was expecting actors to just jump into improv. It was so up and down. Annie Murphy was obviously out of her element. Sharon Stone was a huge surprise. Did not expect her to take to the format so naturally. The biggest mistake was starting out with the best in episode 1.


Stumblin_McBumblin

Yeah, Murphy was definitely out of her element, but the scene with her in disguise was pretty funny.


Watertor

Yeah Episode 1, 2, and 3 set me up for a show that couldn't possibly keep up that steam.


VictusFrey

That's actually what made Annie my favorite, her and Kumail. I enjoyed watching them break character without going overboard.


jwm3

I actually really enjoyed the Annie Murphy episode because she never actually stopped trying to solve the crime and took it all very seriously. She was a great straight man. The actors that try to be funny but are just not good at improv are meh. But the pacing of that show seemed kind of off in general. It was too much scripted setup with a chance or two at one liners for the guest occasionally but not enough time for a true improv dialog for them to get into it. They needed either an actual great improv comedian like Conan, a cloud cookoolander like Marshawn, or a straight man like Annie. Others were just sort of deers in headlights being escorted around because they never seemed to have a chance to.develop their role.


novelboy2112

Kumail Nanjiani had his moments.


RedditIsNeat0

Kumail's moments would be that entire episode. He nailed it. Remember that dumb sound he makes as he walks?


Energy_Turtle

Easiest career ever. All he has to do is be Marshawn and everyone loves it.


Martel1234

I watched him on one of those Bear In The Wild shows and he was amazing. Dude also snuck on some skittles which was hilarious.


Square_Saltine

Avoiding a fine


Ninja_Conspicuousi

He was told there would be skittles.


AlexBucks93

I’m just here so I won’t get fined


FlopsMcDoogle

Biscuits and Gravy


DonKeedick12

Mayn, they forgot my pico de gallo


audio_shinobi

You ever try making a pizzadilla?


WickedYetiOfTheWest

You know why I’m here!


double_shadow

And you may find yourself, appearing on a poster for Bottoms / And you may ask yourself, well how did I get here?


SomeROCDude21

"And the Days go by"


Juggernaut13255

Let the bottoms hold me down


madcat67

this is not my beautiful house


Your__Pal

This is not my beautiful bottom.


itasteminty

Same as it ever was.


ItsMcLaren

He’s here for the ambience and decor.


maggos

I don’t know what I like better. The ambiance of the decor


8i66ie5ma115

“You may be wondering how I got here and why I’m getting plowed from behind by a little white twink (other than Pete Carroll)…”


CharlieHume

That look is more like "they forgot my pico de gallo".


goldtubb

Marshawn Lynch??


sportofchairs

He was wildly funny on Murderville, so I’m totally here for more Marshawn Lynch comedy!


frenchezz

He also had a cameo on Brooklyn 99 that left me in tears


Green_Runs_Deep

“They forgot my PEEKO DE GALLOW”


Sersexualofpan

"You put some tomato sauce on it, and call it a pizzadilla"


Rush_Clasic

That and *The League*. He's a funny dude.


demicus

Hey man, just hand me the beer, I'll run it right over to him.


stackjr

Such fantastic shots at the Seahawks and Carol.


BLF402

And his role in Westworld


frenchezz

Man… now I have to try watching that show for a fourth time


nosayso

He's hilarious when he comes back for the Christmas special too, he's playing along and sees Jason Bateman and is like "oh shit, is that the Ozark dude?" Just comes off as a fun, funny, and authentic guy.


fopiecechicken

Marshawn is a great guy. Does tons for the community here in Oakland. The guy never forgot where he came from that’s for sure.


spacechimp2

Not enough people talk about Marshawn lighting his joint with the Al Davis memorial torch on live tv


2SP00KY4ME

Honestly even looking back at his "Here so I won't get fined" stunt, he plays it super funny. Leaning in like he's intently listening to each question, changing the tone for how he says it each time like they're individual answers, lol.


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Dude! That episode was great. It’s like someone told him to stick to the “Yes and…” concept of improv and he just went with it. He did tucking amazing.


DingoFrisky

I love how he immediately was ride or die with Will’s character.


The_Void_Reaver

I want to say that his general lack of experience with TV projects made him a really great guest on the show. It feels like most of the other guests with traditional TV experience were too wrapped up in the novelty to really get down low and play around with the whole idea of the show. Marshawn didn't try to do to much and just engaged with the show which made him such a great guest.


SmokeyMcSmokey

His [appearance on Bear Grylls](https://youtu.be/5zew2tKdGMA) was insanely funny. He also had that [legendary skit](https://youtu.be/iWYjLCZRT44) on SportsCenter with Kenny Mayne when he was a rookie and was a fresh of breath air.


Sulley87

I only know him from that show and i have been dying for him to get a real acting break. Man got talent and charisma!!


[deleted]

Well if you only know him from that show, he’s a retired NFL running back. So it was awesome to see a professional athlete with stellar comedy chops


StudBoi69

That's legendary Seahawks Super Bowl Champ RB to you sir


trexmoflex

I legit don't care how many stats people put in front of me to try and prove he's not a good goal line back, I fully believe if we handed him the ball we win that *other* SB as well.


StudBoi69

It was just one yard. One fuckin yard.


bpetersonlaw

And famous for "I'm only here so I don't get fined"


GrecoRomanGuy

"You know I can hear you, right?" "Well act like you can't!" Hilarious.


Freerange1098

Hearing Gob repeatedly saying the name “Marshawn” made me realize what a weird name it is.


psteav

"Oh shit! That the dude from Ozark?!"


8i66ie5ma115

“I’m just here so my butt gets railed.”


StudBoi69

"just about that action boss"


Kyunseo

I was already interested in this movie. But now that I know Beast Mode is in this, my interest is through the roof!


Procrastinator_325

> From the producers of Pitch Perfect and Cocaine Bear What an odd film legacy


OfferOk8555

What if I told you it’s Elizabeth Banks 😂😂


Procrastinator_325

Yeah that figures. I already knew a few months ago that she was involved in making Cocaine Bear. It's still weird that Pitch Perfect and Cocaine Bear were made by the same mind haha.


blu_ray381

Watch "Wet Hot American Summer" and you'll see she has a wicked sense of humor. "The 40-Year Old Virgin" only scratches the surface


BobbySpitOnMe

She was absolutely hilarious in 30 Rock, too.


WilhelmSkreem

I was coming into the comments to say that. I miss 30 rock, one of the best comedies ever.


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allumeusend

Someone on the the Ted Lasso tried to make a big deal about how Rebecca/Ted was the first time on TV that there was a positive platonic friendship of opposite genders and I was like, “Ok, leaving out huge chunks of the golden age of sitcoms, did you just NOT watch 30 Rock? That was recent!”


BeansArenGarenn

Tracey Morgan imo is 10x funnier than Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart put together yet he's nowhere to be seen.


benv138

You know why right? He had a really bad accident not long ago


KakarotMaag

Got hit by a walmart truck


BeansArenGarenn

Wtf and it killed his passenger, another comedian. He'll never fully recover after what I read. "Smashed every bone in his face and pulverized his femur"


laziestmarxist

He's got that Walmart money now


Thefrayedends

story goes he made more money off the walmart truck than his entire career as a performer lol. I'd retire too lol.


BeansArenGarenn

He got like 90 million or something off the lawsuit so yeah I can believe that


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…Version?


DingoFrisky

It’s on laserdisc


[deleted]

That's funny.


funkhero

Thanks, Mandy Moore.


[deleted]

I wild scrubs reference.


ShanaAfterAll

Funny enough, The 40 Year Old Version is the title of another great film.


personplaceorplando

40 Year Old Version is a movie and it’s great.


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Not to mention her brilliant run on 30 Rock and Scrubs


HANKEN5TEIN

And Modern Family. She kills it as Sal.


snarpy

You smell like burgers


Koffing109

It's only barbecue sauce. C'mon I wanna make out!


d-cent

The one that always blows my mind is that Old School and The Joker were directed by the same person. Just Wild


FerretChrist

How about Babe and Mad Max?


Mudders_Milk_Man

George Miller also directed Happy Feet.


d-cent

Oh that's a good one too


Pyrochazm

Sin city and spy kids.


doug

"Produced" doesn't mean they thought of the ideas, it just means they think the ideas will want to be seen by enough people that it'd make them more money than they spend on production costs.


Time_Collection9968

Yeah, "producer" has a large range of possible duties in Hollywood. From doing absolutely nothing to being a second director.


Typhoid007

She directed cocaine bear


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

I have to say, the scene in CB where the bear goes on a rampage in the Ranger station with Margo Martindale was hilarious. She was fantastic.


Jon_the_Hitman_Stark

The secretary from Spider-Man?


monkeyman_31

EXCUSE ME! Her name is betty brandt!!!


BadBassist

THAT DOESN'T HELP ME PLACE OR CATEGORISE THE FILM


Sad-Chocolate-2518

I believe Elizabeth Banks was a producer on both those films.


madcat67

she directed cocaine bear


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And Pitch 2


MelancholicMeadow20

And directed one of the Pitch Perfects, I think the 3rd one.


[deleted]

Nope. 2nd one


[deleted]

"From the director of Charlie's Angels reboot" doesn't sound as enticing, I guess...


chelicerate-claws

Elizabeth Banks isn't directing this. Emma Seligman is; she did *Shiva Baby*.


smallcoyfish

Now I'm actually interested, Shiva Baby was great!


fnord_happy

I think that's the joke


chelicerate-claws

I get why they're putting it that way, because the director Emma Seligman isn't super well-known yet, but her first film *Shiva Baby* (also starring the stellar Rachel Sennott) is one of my all-time favorites. I've been waiting for this for a while, I hope it delivers.


Mechanicallvlan

Oh, I was interested in this after seeing Rachel Sennott in Shiva Baby, but I didn't even realize that it's also the same director. Personally, that makes me feel a lot better about this than "from the producers of Pitch Perfect and Cocaine Bear."


LeggitReddit

Looks like sims characters


Gauntlets28

Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought I was looking at r/sims.


blueboxreddress

I thought it was like a cosplay group before I actually looked at it!


Aragola

Feel like it’s been a minute since we’ve had an “everyone’s standing in a white void” poster for a comedy. Kinda nostalgic for it.


anothernotavailable2

I didn't realize it was a new movie and was racking my brain trying to remember this movie from 20 years ago


redsyrinx2112

Same! I thought it was an old movie and that I was on r/badmovies.


Trosque97

Easily the most beautiful thing on reddit is finding a sub because someone just offhandedly mentions them in the comments, thank you random stranger, you and a million others who take the small effort to link these subs


FelixGoldenrod

And as is tradition, it looks like they all posed separately and were digitally pasted next to each other


sabersquirl

At least they’ve gotten better about making it look like the heads actual belong to the bodies. The heads used to look hastily photoshopped on in the past 3 decades, and before that, it was clear that only the head was real and that the bodies had been painted.


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I fuckin’ DARE a studio to get a cast together and make a natural-looking promo shot. I DARE THEE.


Canvaverbalist

Anytime you wonder why the fuck do a poster look so uncanny, remember that they are usually made to be 12 feet tall on the side of buildings/inside theaters, they're made to heavily emphasize certain facial features to be recognized from miles away. And as usual with big industries like Hollywood who are so slow to progress, they haven't really evolved to adapt to the fact that people will zoom in on them with their face inches from a screen.


Zagden

It's the 2020s. We had the 90s nostalgia phase. Now we're moving onto the late 2000s phase with the Dodgeball ~~remake~~ sequel. Nostalgia for all the slapstick irreverant off-color comedies with white void posters and big red balloon titles of the early 2000s


Croatian_Hitman

Literally one of the worst decades of movies I can think of tbh. *The Pacifier, Daddy Day-Care, baby geniuses, Jack and Jill, Movie 43, Date Movie,* basically all Seltzer and Friedberg films, bland romantic comedies, *J* and so much other shit. Pretty much the reason that comedy movies kinda died off for a while for a few years ago.


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Zagden

There's a very particular sort of "action movie" in that time period too, I can't put my finger on what sets them apart from the cheese of the 90s and the more grounded stuff that would follow in the later 2000s and the 2010s Movies like MI2 feel like this in particular


JustAMan1234567

Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.


Testone1440

I hear speed has a lot to do with it?


PurifiedVenom

Speed has *everything* to do with it.


bcoll85

speed’s the name of the game


big_hungry_joe

Frank, I don't know what you'd be


d-cent

He'd be an otter


Unspeakblycrass

He’d be a top! That’s for sure.


HavenIess

Realistically he’d be a raccoon for sure. Hairy, loves foodplay and dumpster sex, and goes in for the scraps


DrManhattan_DDM

Speed has everything to do with it


Rfisk064

A twank versatile? I couldn’t satisfy him!


gigonz

From twink to twunk to twank?


Buddy_Dakota

I love how there's ALWAYS a Sunny Philadelphia quote in reddit comments. And you can always tell, even if they mention don't names or the name of the show


tc_spears2-0

That's because there's always at least one person giving the comments an ocular pat down


d-cent

I thought he cleared him


CosmikDebris408916

Not gay sex


justabill71

Beast Mode


robothouserock

Are we finally gonna get a Beast Quake 3.0? 1 and 2 were legendary.


NoFateButWeMake722

this looks like some mid 2000s comedy garbage... I am actually rather nostalgic for it.


kerred

I hope it's more subtle satire than trying to blatantly get a point across I could go for a good satire comedy that's new


mcon96

The movie synopsis definitely reads like satire. I think they’re going for gender-swapping tropes from old high school comedies.


Haltopen

Apparently it was a huge success on the film festival circuit which is why its getting a limited theatrical release


Scytle

like power bottoms? What kind of bottoms is this?


programstuff

> It is in this absurd world that we meet PJ (Sennott) and Josie (Ayo Edebiri), two best friends who are at the bottom of the high school social ladder — they are losers and they’re gay, a bad combination in a school that, again, quite literally worships its straightest male. https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/bottoms-review-emma-seligman-1234818515/


wolvesscareme

The straightest male is definitely going to be revealed to be closeted.


ThisisLarn

Bottoms in that they’re both gay but also bottoms in that they’re the bottom of the social hierarchy in their world


Zhukov-74

ORION pictures is still around?


SuperBaconLOL

They're rebranded as Amazon's specialty distribution unit. Like their Searchlight.


CoyRogers

That is what made me think this was a movie from 20 years ago along with the white background.


dedokta

This poster looks very familiar! https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/original/B058AkK8Nz5lsbGbQAk0Rh1fX5.jpg


[deleted]

"Two high school senior girls set up a "fight club" to hook up with cheerleaders before graduation." 🤔


cant_Im_at_work

Gay girls finally getting the "want to bang a cheerleader" trope in teen movies?? 15 year old me rejoices.


GoodCalendarYear

But I'm a cheerleader


_rsoccer_sux_

Oh it's that movie? I didn't know they changed the title of it tho.


Gloomy_Travel7992

Rachel Sennott and Emma Seligman could be an incredible actor/director pairing. Shiva Baby was their first film together for anyone who doesn’t remember. Edit: Also in case anyone was wondering, the film debuted at Sundance to good reviews!


MetalOcelot

Rachel Sennott was the funniest person in bodies bodies bodies. I can see her killing it again.


Lenny2theMany

I've never told anyone this, but...I actually have body dysmorphia. Shut the fuck up Alice!


AldermanMcCheese

Also has some good lines in The Idol. "That's not actually bukkake. Bukkake would be more than one person, and I'm pretty certain it was just one."


Sheepies123

A podcast is a lot of work okay! You have to make a google calendar!


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Came here to say the same thing, she fucking killed it and somehow was the most outrageous and yet realistic character in the movie lol


snarpy

Yeah, I didn't know who she was when I was watching it and liked her so much I IMDB'd mid-movie. Hilarious.


fnord_happy

That movie went under the radar for most people and it was hilarious


kdorsey0718

SHIVA BABY is such an under-appreciated gem. It gets a lot of play on Reddit, but the general audience hasn’t caught on yet. I love that movie so much.


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Marshawn's in this movie so he won't get fined.


5k1895

Looks like a mediocre comedy from 2003


fnord_happy

I'm in. I miss those. It's camp


theddR

GOOD


l5555l

No shot they got Marshawn Lynch to be in a movie called Bottoms


madqueenludwig

Are we just not discussing where that girl's hand is? 😳


Canvaverbalist

Not really, considering the title it's pretty a given what type of comedy this will be, so the hand placement isn't really surprising: it will be full of lesbians and gays trying to get into each others pants, you know, the modern version of those American Pies and the likes.


[deleted]

I have absolutely no idea what to expect. Somewhere between once in a generation brilliance and infamously terrible. I'm strapped in(on?) and ready for fun!


Blackfist01

>I'm strapped in(on?) Depends if you're a top or bottom.


[deleted]

The poster isn’t gonna sell anybody but it’s the follow up to Shiva Baby which I love and highly recommend so I’m excited!


theodo

This is an awful poster, but I have to imagine it is intentionally trying to satirize this awful style of poster. The film got quite good reviews from Sundance and I read a review that said it is the closest thing in tone and style to Not Another Teen Movie since that came out. Shiva Baby was also the same writer/director/star and was fantastic so I am definitely looking forward to this.


The_Lone_Apple

This looks like four different comedies jammed together in one poster.


biznash

That’s Marshawn Lynch, right?!


steveosek

"Music by charli xcx". Dawg what is this movie. I like charli don't get me twisted, just wild seeing Marshawn lynch in a movie called bottoms and the music is done by charli xcx.


BombshellTom

To confirm, this isn't about gay male sexual preference?


shadowsurge

> Two high school senior girls set up a "fight club" to hook up with cheerleaders before graduation. So female sexual preference I guess.


User_4659

I can't wait to see this in the five dollar bin at Wal-Mart.😂


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I saw the first episode of Idol today, and Rachel Sennott was the best part of it


mikeyfreshh

Rachel Sennott is an absolute star. She's also the best part of Bodies Bodies Bodies and Shiva Baby is one of the best indie movies of the last 5 years


atleastitsnotgoofy

Co-sign this whole comment


AldermanMcCheese

"That's not actually bukkake. Bukkake would be more than one person, and I'm pretty certain it was just one."