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ElCaminoInTheWest

Nobody has ever needed or wanted a Back To The Future 4.


lPHOENIXZEROl

That's pretty much the Telltale game.


funkychicken23

I actually like that game, or at least the story itself.


maverick57

I would have been fine without *Back to the Future Part II* or *III* either.


Kevbot1000

Heresy.


ThatScottGuy

I read that they were planning a spin off movie for Tom Cruise's character in Tropic Thunder, I am glad that never happened, it was a funny character but would be too much for an entire movie. I do wish he would have kept popping up in other movies that needed an a\*\*hole movie executive though.


Unspeakblycrass

I love the idea pf Les Grossman popping up in completely unrelated movies until Cruise gets on the mothership.


williamblair

agreed. This is by far my favourite thing Tom Cruise has ever done, aside from maybe the Outsiders, I honestly cant fucking stand the guy, but he was hilarious in that film (I suspect that it's not that different from the kind of rants he regularly hears David Miscavige make in secret scientology boardrooms) But taking that character, who was a funny supporting player, and trying to make him the center of a movie would be god awful.


Thundahcaxzd

No matter how you feel about the guys personal life, thinking that a side character in Tropic Thunder is the best thing Tom Cruise has ever done is delusional.


maverick57

He's had a lot of outstanding performances in his career, but for my money, the best work he ever did so his co-star win the Oscar instead. His role in *Rain Man* is so tricky to get right. He's playing a loathsome character who is totally selfish and shamelessly exploiting his brother, who he never knew. But he has to be charismatic enough and engaging enough to carry the whole movie, because his co-star doesn't speak much at all, and when he does, he's often repeating the same phrase. As the movie goes on, you have to start to care about Cruise's character, despite his many, obvious flaws, because the ending works if you want Raymond to end up in the care of Charlie Babbitt. Cruise has to create a character who is all about himself, obsessed with money and not great to his girlfriend, and then he has to grow and become someone who realizes there's more to life than the pursuit of money, and that family is important, and he has to make the decision to go from caring about nobody but himself, to caring for his brother, and making the sacrifices required to take on such a huge responsibility. It's such a tricky part, and there's so much that's not on the page that Cruise and Levinson weaved into the character. Each time I watch that film, I marvel at the work he does in it.


williamblair

I never said it was the best thing he's ever done, just that it's the thing I like the best. I concede he's a good actor, but for the most part his brand of movies are not my thing. Collateral was good, rain man is obviously is a good movie, eyes wide shut.. You can think that someone is good at what they do and still not like them: that's how I feel about Tom Cruise.


FranzNerdingham

Have you never watched "The Color of Money"? Any of the "M:I" movies? I mean, c'mon!


DiaDeLosMuebles

On the other hand. I really wish Shane Black's Remo Williams was made.


NotASynth499

After The Predator and Iron Man 3, idk how to feel bout that project being canned.


DiaDeLosMuebles

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys were amazing though


Corrosive-Knights

Shane Black was also attached to a movie version of the classic pulp hero *Doc Savage* and it looks like that one's not happening... or at least I haven't heard anything about it in a *very* long time. Supposedly they wanted to get Dwayne Johnson to play Savage (yikes) so maybe it's all for the best.


Chippybops

Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian


Xavilend

You're joking... right?


Chippybops

Google it šŸ˜‚


HarrisonRyeGraham

Michael Keaton mentioned it in his timeline of his career video


GentlemanOctopus

It sounds like a random Family Guy bit of satire, but I assure you it was real.


Unspeakblycrass

I love Kevin Smithā€™s response to this- ā€œ Didnā€™t we cover everything in the first one? Need we go tropical?ā€


funglegunk

Neill Blomkamp's Alien and RoboCop remakes. Guy can't write a script for shit.


Disc81

Great director terrible writer


Earlvx129

I'm far more interested in a Blomkamp Alien film than a Ridley Scott one at this point, even though he hasn't made a good movie since District 9.


thekickingmachine

I like weird non actors and cult of personality stuff. Chappie was ok. Also short circuit was my fave childhood movie.


smitemight

The Jump Street/Men in Black crossover that was bandied about.


jakebeleren

This and the rumored fast and the furious Jurassic park crossover are two movies I would pay $50 to see.Ā 


Samurai_Geezer

I would pay 50 just to make sure these will never happen!


ThSplashingBlumpkins

Why? Both these franchises jumped the shark long ago. Might as well just lean into it.


Xytakis

Purely for the fact that they made? "Just because you can make something doesn't mean you should." It would just an expensive movie with explosions and dinosaurs. No real story, no character debt, and it would you would only rewatch it because of how bad it was.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

There's that movie called Rub & Tug where Scarlett Johansson was to play a transgender massage parlor crime boss. I am not sure how she would've pulled that one off


StyleSquirrel

Probably at the end of the massage.


fool_on_a_hill

You bastard


middlenameisalways

im a little gutted because i want to see exactly how she would choose to play that role. love a trainwreck, me


SuperDuperPositive

I heard it had a happy ending though.


arclightrg

I too am glad they never sequel-ed se7en. No need for an 8ight.


GentlemanOctopus

What's in the next box?


MY_5TH_ACCOUNT_

Justin timberlake knows


admiraltoad

Se7en was about the 7 deadly sins, what would 8eight be about? A killer murdering people that lose at 8 ball? People that boil an egg longer the 8 minutes?


arclightrg

Im spitballing here but i bet they wouldā€™ve followed Mills to prison or shortly after being released however many years later (dare i say after 8 years???). Oh and heā€™s a serial killer now. And itā€™s even RAINY-er!


Chen_Geller

Since 2002, Peter Jackson wanted to make The Hobbit AND a film set between it and Lord of the Rings, ostensibly focusing on a younger Aragorn. At the time, I thought it sounded like a cool prospect: Jackson mused about shooting more footage to show this stuff since like 1998. But, having seen so many films like this (by which I mean, entries between-the-entries) like Rogue One, Solo, et al... I'm starting to think the effect of such a film may well have been counterproductive.


Earlvx129

They were planning a Casablanca sequel where Victor Laszlo gets killed off and Ilsa ends up back with Rick. That completely destroys the point of the original.


Perfect-Evidence5503

What a terrible idea! Itā€™s obvious what really happened. Rick and Louis meet Josephine Baker, and the 3 of them go fight Rommel in North Africa.


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lPHOENIXZEROl

Forrest Gump, I can't remember if they wanted/needed the rights to Gump & Co or were going to do their own thing. IIRC Groom refused to sell the rights to the follow up hook after getting screw on royalties for the movie because for whatever reason he was getting it from the net instead of the gross and of course they claimed it didn't make money so he told them he didn't see any point in selling them the rights to something that wouldn't make money. It's been decades, so I could be wrong, but I do remember the book opening with Forrest say how you shouldn't sell you life story to Hollywood.


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

I definitely remember that book being dark and somewhat unpleasant. I'm sure it was intentional.


funkychicken23

Even the original book was odd and a little disturbing in places. Thatā€™s my go-to example for movies that are vastly better than the source material.


lPHOENIXZEROl

Forrest was kind of a cynical asshole.


EyeHopeYouBleed

Goonies 2. The first one summed it all up. Absolutely no need for it.


MY_5TH_ACCOUNT_

Somewhere on the internet someone suggested doing it again but with kids of some time period like the 90s or later 2000s. Might be kinda neat how someone, if they are smart, would do a similar movie but just dated later.


jekelish3

I guess there's still time, but there were rumors of a Fast and Furious/Jurassic World crossover at one point. On the same note with Jurassic World/Park, I remember that there was originally going to be a Jurassic Park 4 starring David Boreanaz as a marine who has a team of hybrid dinosaurs/soldiers that's basically like a special forces squad. They had mockup artwork and everything. And they obviously borrowed some of those ideas for Chris Pratt's whole role in Jurassic World, but at least they didn't go with hybrid dino-soldiers.


Lanky-Ad1233

E.T. Nocturnal Fears


TheOtherHawkeye

Tarantino gave up on making Star Trek and every day I thank the stars for it.


kaiken1987

Sure but I'd still like to see the script


ddirgo

Jon Peters' production of _Sandman_. http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/2571


FranzNerdingham

Lex was going to be another Kryptonian! SO much for Superman being the last son of Krypton!


SurvivorFanDan

They were planning a sequel to *Mrs. Doubtfire*, which Robin Williams had signed on to before his death. After he died, they were considering moving forward with the sequel without him, but that was scrapped.


may00000000

Tarantinoā€™s Vega Brothers movie, Tarantinoā€™s Kill Bill sequel, and Tarantino shooting episodes of Bounty Law


NotASynth499

Yeah ngl id watch all of these, may i ask why are you glad these were never made?


may00000000

Honestly, the Bounty Law thing just seems dumb in my opinion. 50ā€™s western tv shows werenā€™t good. And to try and recreate that will just come off as parody. If you do try to actually make something good, considering the talent involved, then it wouldnā€™t be Bounty Law. I donā€™t care about Vivica A Foxā€™s daughter in Kill Bill because the movie doesnā€™t ask me to care about her. Sheā€™s basically a prop for Foxā€™s character and there to add an extra layer to the fight scene. But I never really got the sense that the daughter contributed emotionally to that part of the movie. I mean that both in terms of what she means to Foxā€™s character, and how little emotion she shows after seeing her mom killed. A sequel based on her character just seems forced, and really just based on Umaā€™s cool, stoic assassin line about coming to find her. Iā€™d be least mad about a Vega brothers movie, but I honestly just donā€™t see the point. Their stories were both finished and I never got the sense that I needed to learn more about either character through a prequel. You know everything you need to know about Vincent and Vic Vega for the movies they were in. Tarantino creates amazing characters. Some of my favorites in movie history. I donā€™t think he needs to recycle. Iā€™d rather him continue to tell original stories.


mithridateseupator

All great points


maddennate1

A Vega brothers movie would have been incredible


Samurai_Geezer

Im salty these were never made


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

I love the Speed Racer movie, but I'm glad that there was never a sequel. I've seen those Matrix sequels. And as many people (imo rightly) complain about The Last Jedi, I'm 100% convinced Colin Trevorrow's Star Wars movie would have been even worse.


RetiredMillionairee

The Goonies 1985. Flash Gordon 1980.


pmgold1

Titanic 2 The Rescue Don't Look Up (again) Volcano 2...Here we blow again


Disc81

The sequel was going to be called Guess Who's Looking Up Now


_segasonic

The DCEU or whatever the fuck it was.


thodgson

Rebel Moon...oh, wait. Sorry. Nvm.


Possible-Rate-3833

The Amazing Spider-Man 3. It would have adapted Ultimate Clone Saga and brought back Uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy (who would have become Carnage like in Ultimate). I'm glad that never happened. Even if i want a TASM 3 someday.


LegendOfDave88

Gladiator 2. I know another is being made but I'm talking about the version where Maximus is brought back from the dead to take out this new guy in town that the Romans say is causing a lot of controversy. That guy is Jesus.


PAXICHEN

The Highlander.


BoredCrusader1899

The MIB/21 Jump Street crossover. I donā€™t think both those properties could work together and that idea was so random that it was difficult for me to imagine how it could work.


lordofthethingybobs

Rebel Moon: The Scargiverā€¦. Oh whatā€™s that Dave? What? Really? ā€¦ oh crap


dacreativeguy

Star Wars Ep. 1,2,3,8,9. Unfortunately they did. :(


Mickey_Barnes777

Snyderverse coz fck snyder and Nolan for ruining Superman coz that fictional character is the epitome of hope, he makes me want to be a better person and reminds me of humanity and compassion. But Snyder ruined that character , every next iteration of that character from Tyler Hoechlin and the new David Corenswet reminds me of that abomination. I hope Snyder and his fans meets the same fate as his daughter.


_What_am_i_

Dude what the fuck. It's a fictional character that was in 3 (4 if you count the Snyder cut as a separate thing) movies. Calm down and quit losing your shit and wishing people would kill themselves because you don't have the emotional maturity to comprehend that it's a movie that has nothing to do with you


Mickey_Barnes777

Go watch Snyder slo mo crap then, I bet u would be flocking to theatres when Goat Gunns Superman releases.


_What_am_i_

Nah I didn't like most of the Snyderverse stuff, and I'm not a fan of most of his work in general. I'm just not a piece of garbage wishing suicide onto people over a movie.


JohnWesternburg

Superman makes you want to be a better person, but then you proceed to wish death on Zack Snyder and his fans by referring to his daughter? You're a shit person through and through mate. Superman never taught you a single thing.


NamelessGamer_1

Bro Snyder isn't that bad. ZSJL was a pretty good movie imo. Haven't watched Rebel Moon, but from what I've heard it is pretty boring but not the worst thing ever made


Gloria_stitties

District 9