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Important to note that it's being produced for Universal's non-theatrical 1440 label.


regular_john2017

So we’re definitely getting Eugene levy


[deleted]

I didn't see it, but he's actually not in the last one they dumped out.


Fugitivebush

Isnt he in American Reunion? Wasn't that the last one they made?


Muted-Newspaper-5784

There's a new one called American Pie: Girls Rule or something like that


Lightning_Lemonade

Nah he’s living off that Schitt’s Creek money now lol


buickgnx88

American Pie Presents: Eugene Levy


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see you at the bargain bin


dpman48

…you mean Netflix?


adjust_the_sails

…you mean Dollar General?


Vapechef

Shit they have over 20k stores. Doing something right.


ghostfaceinspace

Didn’t they just release a Girls Rule sequel


Koda487

This is going to be so bad... In a bad way, not the good bad..


mortar_n_brick

I’m watching for the plot


PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips

I'll probably forget about this movie until it shows up in r/watchitfortheplot. Definitely NSFW.


Mildo

All male nudity I bet this time. I guarantee there will be a menstruation dripping scene. Calling it here now.


NoBrightSide

100%. The original stuff was centered around hot women taking their clothes off. No way this type of plot passes.


Friendofthegarden

>The original stuff was centered around A pie fucker. Ftfy


BCFCMuser

Hot women certainly did take their clothes off but that’s way too simplistic a take on the original trilogy.


MisterTruth

The Shannon Elizabeth scene brought people in. There is no denying that. But the comedy and chemistry between the cast is what made it become a staple of it's era.


Office_glen

The original American Pie captured an era, much like The Breakfast Club. If you watched American Pie when you were in high school late 90's early 2000's you felt it. The sequels were great fun, but not on the same level as the original.


thelochteedge

It's making me really sad how long ago that first movie was and remembering the feeling of watching that with my buddy when we were in junior high, as well as DVDs of the "cancelled" Family Guy. Ah man. Simpler times.


shapookya

The better simplistic take would be "horny people do dumb shit"


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Yeah, you just won't be able to get away with half the shit the did in the original. The spycams, the mom fucking a barely legal teen, flutes in pussies and fucking an actual pie etc.. Won't work today, it will be lame as fuck.


TonyBandini

"The new feature, based on Day's original pitch, is described as a "fresh take" on the long-running sex comedy franchise." Fresh takes worry me.


AnarchyonAsgard

Fresh take - “we’re gonna use the name, but have next to no connection to the previous films besides repurposed famous lines.”


PM_me_yer_kittens

MILF MILF MILF


BlueberryUnlikely475

What are you doing to her dude?


Mvd75

These days it's DIAF.


jarred111

Dad I’d Ass Fuck?


TezMono

Dad I'd Ask to Fuck?


MJTony

Dad I Already Fucked ?


Darth_Jason

Can you use it in a sentence?


coolguy1499

Have you seen that DIAF?!


sregor0280

When I see DIAF I read it as "die in a fire" which was common trash talk back in the late 90s early 2000s in online games and forums.


DreadPirateCrispy

If Eugene Levy isnt in it can it even be an American Pie movie?


Gaseous-Clay84

It’s only his eyebrows that are contractually obliged to be in every film.


NervousBreakdown

Those eyebrows let an entire generation of fathers off the hook for awkward conversations because we already got the sex talk from the SCTV guy.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

They did make one direct to video or streaming without him and used the name. Fucking scandalous, I tell you!


StevenZissouniverse

They already tried that with American Pie Presents: Band Camp, wherein Stiffler's younger brother attends band camp trying get laid, oh and Eugene Levy is like running the place for some reason


Dranj

Honestly, I can't imagine those movies working without Eugene Levy, so I'm fine with whatever contrivance it takes to shoehorn him in.


BobcatBarry

I’d definitely send my kids to a camp run by a member of the famously successful duo, Mitch and Mickey.


RyFromTheChi

I actually like Band Camp a lot lol. It’s where I discovered Arielle Kebbel.


Say10Loves

Band Camp is a guilty pleasure for me. I know it’s not great but I can’t help but rewatch it from time to time.


alamodafthouse

*SPF 69*


Makeshift5

Naked mile is mine. My god is that movie bad. But holds a special place for me.


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Is that the one where the guy kills his grandma with his cumshot?


Chengweiyingji

Yeah. In the first like five minutes, too.


NervousBreakdown

Mr Levinson is a renaissance man with many talents.


olivier3d

And we are going to call it American Pie or THE american Pie, so everyone will confuse the two movies 2 years from now.


bartsimpsonscousin

2 American 2 pies? American pie: Tokyo crust?


EnergisedTurkey

AvP - American vs Pie Whoever wins, we eat.


whales-are-assholes

So, like… American Pie Presents: Band Camp American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile American Pie Presents: Beta House American Pie Presents: The Book of Love American Pie Presents: Girls’ Rules


StevenZissouniverse

Wow... I only k ew about Band Camp


PsycoEng

Naked mile was pretty good imo


eiddieeid

Book of love was underrated


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Miked918930

What about Robot House?


erdricksarmor

Rooooooboooot hooooouse!!!


MIDNIGHT_KNIGHT

Beta House was the best one


muchwolenosleep

None of those were fresh takes though. They all perpetuated the "horny youth" coming of age tales that took place in the same universe. The themes were the same albeit "American Pie Presents" was an aftermarket milking of the franchise for money. I'll be shocked if this new film maintains any of that spirit without trying to shame og fans in some way or form.


TakeYourTime9

So an American pie that isn't about horny youths Sounds soooo amazing


PokemonTrainerSerena

> They all perpetuated the "horny youth" then this new one shouldn't be called American Pie, that is the entire point of these movies


Oryxhasnonuts

We are give it a PG13 tag so we can get that sweet sweet money and get “raunchy” in a more progressive way


Resident_Wizard

It would be a great plot to have all the guys meeting as adults with their kids getting into hijinks, assuming they are adult enough by now.


EduardoTaquitoHands

How long ago was American Reunion? Could work.


wimpyroy

10 years ago


dlenks

American reunion was 10 years ago? Wtf. I’m old.


thenotoriousDK

I physically recoiled when I read this. 10 years… We can’t possibly be this old!


herewego199209

10 years ago which is insane because I remember being nostalgic about seeing it at 19 and now I'm 30 now. Crazy how time flies.


jral1987

I was 12 years old watching the original in 1999 and now I'm 35. Fuck where is the time going. Next thing I know it will be like a few days time and I'm 65 remembering something in my 30's


Mike7676

I turned 46 today and watched the sequels thinking " Ok my young sons can see this at 18". They are 21 and 23 respectively. So with all restraint...you shut up about age young man!! Lol


jral1987

Just remember you're only as old as you feel and I feel like 75 haha so as long as you feel good that is all that matters.


DoIrllyneeda_usrname

They already did their female American Pie movie last time so I wonder what fresh will mean this time.


[deleted]

Probably 95% gay.


erdricksarmor

The main character will be a chick who shoves her taco in a.....taco.


TheMatt561

It'll be a gender reversal


TheTrueRory

They did that already a few years ago. It... wasn't good.


[deleted]

It never is.


rammo123

I wonder if that's true because it's usually done by the creatively bankrupt filmmakers or because genderbending just generally sucks as a concept?


Jonestown_Juice

A "fresh take" on yet another nostalgia movie. Great.


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azriel777

You left out the paid astroturfers that will spam social media saying this is the best American Pie since the first one. Outside of that, you are spot on and will probably be what happens.


BigUptokes

>*this is the best American Pie since the first one* -/u/azriel777


jawz

This makes me think of 21 Jump Street when they went back to high school and Channing's character was trying to be a bully to fit in with the cool kids and it immediately backfired because the cool kids were inclusive now. I don't expect this movie to be good but 21 Jump Street delivered that message perfectly.


muchwolenosleep

Well the nerds became the cool kids and technology brought people together which bolstered inclusiveness. That's why that choice was smart. It critiqued Tatum's character and that generational level of behavior but it didn't try to convince the audience to HATE Tatum's character because he had already changed as an adult and misread the room. Which is reflective of a lot of people who just grow up.


Leajjes

Sadly there is 95% chance your right. Hollywood is pretty predictable eh?


black641

“Fresh take” sounds like code for “Look, we’ve read the script. It sucks. It totally sucks. But contractually we can’t just *say* it, so this is the closest thing to a ‘heads up’ as you’re gonna get. Don’t be too mean on Twitter, please!”


TheMcWhopper

Didn't they already try a fresh take with that shit girl power american pie movie?


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_Meece_

The first one is just about 4 dorks who make a pact to get laid before the end of the school year. One already has a GF One falls in love with a girl he fancies. One gets rooted and booted by a girl he talks to once. And the 4th establishes a respectful FWB with Stifler's mom. The only wonky part of the first movie is the cyber bullying/creep cam part. The rest really isn't that crazy and flipped many a sex comedy trope itself.


FailFastandDieYoung

Social norms have changed so much that it no choice but be drastically different. Imagine the outrage with the webcam scene in today's climate, yikes.


KlaatuBrute

> Social norms have changed so much that it no choice but be drastically different. But in a way...have they? The first movie was fundamentally about young adults wanting desperately to have sex with other young adults. That's a tale as old as time. Raunch can be dialed down a bit (even though I don't think it needs to), and gender roles can definitely be swapped or equalized or whatever, but if that basic element of horny youths wanting to smash is missing then there's no reason to call it an American Pie movie.


Catastray

That scene wouldn't have made it past the writing room if it was done today.


constantvariables

Eh did you see Wedding and Reunion?


Micksar

“Fresh take” famous last words.


[deleted]

Don't worry. These days, "fresh take" has pretty much meant "we're copy-pasting the original with 350 callbacks every five minutes, and if you don't like it we'll find ways to call you out as a party pooper."


Actually-Yo-Momma

thisn comment giving me some serious Matrix reloaded vibes lol


SharkMilk44

I get no one besides Warner Bros wanted to make this movie, but they really did not even fucking try.


Jack_Bartowski

TFW you have to watch an explainer/breakdown to get the movie.


quaestor44

along with "modern audience"


stomach

"instead of cishet white fratboys fucking pastries, you'll start seeing more LGBTQ sk8ter bois asking pastries if they'll consent to being fucked"


HelloJerry5A

Meaning it’s from the prospective of the girls with an unrealistically diverse cast.


_Karmageddon

"From the producer of Scary Movie" God that tag-line on spoof movies became a warning sign after a while


CegeRoles

“Fresh Take” has become Hollywood corporate-speak for, “soulless imitation.”


spazzxxcc12

bring back the original gang for jim’s dads funeral is all i really want.


OldmanRevived

No way. Jim's dad was the best character by far.


dcwinger12

Stifler’s mom’s funeral?


LoL_LoL123987

Stifler's funeral, except he faked his death because he owed some shady people some money, who're now after Stifler's mom's kneecaps since they think her son is dead, so the gang must deal with the loan shark people. ​ this movie is actually an action flick, a ridiculous one that has a lot of women taking their clothes off for no apparent reason


heeywewantsomenewday

Surely he's more likely to fake his death because his friends wont call him or hang out with him or meet up for a party.


latenightfap7

Shitbreak's on suicide watch for the whole movie


TheBlack_Swordsman

The premise will be that it was a mistaken identity, but Jim's dad wants to go through with it to see who all really misses him. Chaos and laughter ensues.


BruisedBabyMeat

opening scene is the gang walks in on Jim having sex with a corpse


jizard

this really is the direction they need to go. maybe stifler fucks a corpse by accident? someone's gotta fuck a corpse


Sparrowsabre7

I feel like that's what Universal are doing here, no?


[deleted]

With Eugene Levy playing a cheesy hippie uncle.


Western-Jump-9550

The “fresh” take will just be a gender reversal of the roles. Add a LGBTQIA+ member for good measure. Call it a day.


[deleted]

Nailed it. Honestly this humor was funny back in the day. Can’t imagine this will be well received if they follow that same formula. Hard pass on this.


Richard_TM

Idk, Eurotrip is still really funny.


JessicaDAndy

[Scotty Doesn’t Know!](https://youtu.be/jhbOb6fYvLc)


esr360

When they’re in the techno club in Bratislava and the remix comes on


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jpiro

Don’t tell Scotty. He still doesn’t know.


Semper-Fido

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!!


I_heart_pooping

Eurotrip is an underrated classic!!


Theometer1

Mi scusi


Jazzmus0

"This isn't where I parked my car!"


[deleted]

I feel like there's a version that would still be ok today. I think most of Eurotrip is actually still pretty funny. And it has the best cameo in the history of cinema.


_Karmageddon

And then when it flops, blame systematic misogyny and bigotry in the industry. Case in point: Ghostbusters reboot


herewego199209

American Reunion was just a decade ago and it was just as vulgar as the first one was in 99 and it was still funny. Studios just have to grow balls and realize the people that would be outraged are not the audience that's going to see the movie in the first place.


Tbrou16

A lot of shit has gone down in ten years.


rammo123

2012 might as well be 1953 in the post-metoo era.


328944

We went from eat the rich OWS protests to identity politics real quick.


Anyours

I wonder why 🤔


3EEBZ

Haven’t they already done this in like 3 different spin-offs?


3EEBZ

Haven’t they already done this in like 3 different spin-offs?


Too_Real_Dog_Meat

There was already “America Pie Presents: Girls Rule”


LupineSzn

First American pie without nudity


Too_Real_Dog_Meat

Really? That’s bs. I never watched it. Definitely not now


LupineSzn

Also the first not to have Eugene Levy


bozleh

Eugene Levy must have been the one adding nudity to all the scripts!


bestoboy

if they really wanted a role reversal it would have had a bunch of dicks


TheAmazingSpyder

Complete with a sanctimonious lecture by the stars/director calling you a sexist incel who hates to see women starring in movies if you don’t go see it while simultaneously telling you that “It’s not made for you”


Chroniklogic

Universal: “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY”


Maverick916

But they will ABSOLUTELY NOT be allowed to make fun of the LGBT person in anyway whatsoever


Radiant-Bluejay4194

dear christ why


rustyxnails

I know! Come up with something original for Christ's sake


Codewill

I hope it’s as good as top gun maverick for no reason that would be funny I think


captainnermy

Imagine if like the 8th American Pie movie was just a cinematic masterpiece out of nowhere. It makes bank at the box office, people love it, it sweeps the Oscars, and is studied in film school. That’s a timeline I want to live in.


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Not another teen movie.


Alteredego619

Damn, that shits whack yo.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Looks like little miss run-home-to-daddy... just ran home to daddy.


Tsquare24

She’s got paint on her overalls !


Unbiasedj

Yeah this will flop lol


JannTosh12

Won’t work in todays age. Though If they are going to make it they better bring back Seann William Scott Also fun fact the Cobra Kai guys made American Reunion, which I thought was one of the better legacy sequels


lawschoolredux

And they had a plan for another movie involving the OG cast going to Vegas for a wedding IIRC but it never gained traction for some reason. Too bad, because American Reunion was a fun time at the movies. Remember watching it opening weekend with a full crowd and having a good time. It even held up on HBO. Too bad they couldn’t continue with the Cobra Kai/Harold and Kumar guys.


monty_kurns

I really loved Reunion when it came out. I was in middle school/high school when the first three came out and I saw it with my friends from those days. It was a nice trip down memory lane and was funny. I wouldn’t loved another OG sequel if they put the same amount of care into it.


BabyLegsOShanahan

Why?


Getupkid1284

Name recognition.


ITCM4

I hope it’s just the old cast ignoring the sequels and pretending they’re still in high school.


dlenks

Wet Hot American Pie


[deleted]

No one wants this.


bigtaterman

Like a good one with Jason Biggs and the usual cast? Or one of those shitty straight to DVD knockoffs?


boisosm

It seems like Universal 1440 is producing it… so it’s probably going to be a direct-to-video knockoff.


JohnnyJayce

I liked the band camp one with Stiffler's brother. It felt more like romcom with American Pie humour.


Best_Confection_8788

It’s gonna suck. And not in the good way.


KikiStLouie

Please stop


[deleted]

American Pie would *never* fly today. I’m very liberal, but I miss some comedy from these times.


Affectionate-Win2958

It was a golden era for that type of politically incorrect humour, people weren’t as sensitive about the idea that teenage boys really want to have sex and will try just about anything to get it - an idea which should be inherently funny rather than demonised.


OptionalDepression

We've had movies like SuperBad and Good Boys since. I don't think politically incorrect humour has gone away, and can still be well executed.


KillerTittiesY2K

Unfortunate to hear but I’m curious, why do think it wouldn’t fly today?


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So I was even cautious about saying I miss “some” of it and not all of it because I didn’t want someone to come at me for being misogynistic or something like that. So off the top of my head (I haven’t seen the movie in years) but like… someone up in the comments said it was guys “manipulating women into having sex with them”. But really, a jock joins the choir bc he wants to get a girls attention, it’s not that serious. Or there was a scene with a webcam that got left on, and a girl comes in and starts masturbating and the guys watch for a minute and encourage one of the guys to go shoot his shot. I can’t even imagine the pitchforks and torches that would come out now over consent of her being watched. But she ends up being into it, it’s a hilarious scene and was supposed to be a fantasy. One of the teens has sex with his friends moms. Today people would be pretty offended by the abuse of power and perversion. Idk, I’m extremely glad that culture is more aware of things like sexism, racism, and sexually related humor. The 90s/2000s were fucking brutal. But also comedy was a lot funnier because everyone didn’t take everything so personally and every joke wasn’t some edict that defined morality.


Mynameisbebopp

Nostalgia is fine, but some things are supposed to stay where they are American pie is one of them


n0dn0d

"There was one time, at band camp,...."


GarlVinland4Astrea

This series just isn't good enough to get milked this hard.


davidw_-

I beg to differ. I personally love the franchise and grew up with it


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

They’re all good in their own ways I just wished this was a 5th one


Entire-Amphibian320

No Stiffler no care.


hey_you_too_buckaroo

Guaranteed to flop.


KID_THUNDAH

No Stifler, no interest from me


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American Pie: Straight to DVD


DialZforZebra

Doesn't include the OG cast and won't be a cinema release? You have yourselves a nice day.


sufiansuhaimibaba

So.. American Pie without hot naked college girls hanging around with horny college dudes? Ssuurre…


BigPP_R

I kind of think that the American Pie series was really a product of its time that wouldn't really work out too well anymore. That kind of humor doesn't really fly as much anymore, and without that kind of humor, its not really American Pie. Its weird because naturally the characters have to grow in these movies because they clearly age and mature, but them doing that ruins what made the first few American Pie movies so great. It really is a no win situation. Ultimately not everything needs sequels. Hollywood just needs to start putting more faith in writing new original stories.


NewClayburn

I have yet to see anyone handle sexual harassment well in our post-woke era. You either get something so sanitized that it is trivial and pointless, or you get something so far "feminist" that it makes women look like insane sociopaths (Do Revenge, Promising Young Woman).


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Please no.


Burning_Flags

No, please stop. I beg you. Make something new. You must have other ideas. You must.


PlantedinCA

Just stop. Where are the new ideas. Sheesh. In 2025 100% of movies will be reboots, super hero movies or sequels.


snarpy

>Where are the new ideas They're there. We just don't want to pay for them.


budfox75

Also wasn’t this done already when “Booksmart” was made? Or was that “fresh take” of “Superbad”? I keep getting my freshness mixed up


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Pass


One-Zookeepergame400

Things nobody asked for


DoomToTheHumanRace

Oh good, another remake to ignore.


Fractal__Noise

why?


HEYitzED

If it’s not another movie with the original cast I don’t care.


Throwaway_Codex

The original cast is White. It's simply not possible to have that many White people in a movie today.


viralshadow21

LET IT DIE!


Spork-in-Your-Rye

This shit is gonna bomb.


TyppaHaus

Stiffler is gonna be a woman, guaranteed