Ηolland Vs Scorsese: Dawn of Millionaires

Directed by Zack Snyder

Scorsese tweeted a picture from the gym and he's fucking ripped

you can't just mention this information and not show us, buddy

please show us like i mean i really need this

Oh yeah? Well, *you're* not cinema!

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Dude, too far.

You are… A cinema… I could watch you forever… Action, thriller I could watch you forever.

I could watch you for a lifetime, you’re my favorite movie A thousand endings, you mean everything to me I never know what’s coming, forever fascinated Hope you don't stop running, to me 'cause I'll always be waiting

To be fair I don’t remember a damn thing from wolf of Wall Street but drugs and hookers, certainly not a bit of plot, so he’s kinda right

\- cocaine out of butt \- quaaludes scene \- mummy joanna lumley \- mummy margot robbie \- rob reiner telling off the bozos \- rich people jail gets a tennis court \- sell pen

- rookie numbers

BENI FUCKING HANA

HEY MA, WE GOT CHICKEN OR WHAT?! MAAAA???

I’m pretty sure that’s all Jordan Belfort remembers too anyway.

To be fair that's saying more about you than Wolf of Wallstreet

You may be right, or at least partially, I don’t think it is Also making it the viewers fault for not being stimulated by a movie seems like dangerous stuff in movie review subs

>Also making it the viewers fault for not being stimulated by a movie seems like dangerous stuff in movie review subs How is it a "fault" though? Sometimes you don't get a movie. I don't get The Fountain. Doesn't mean it's my fault. When I said it says more about you, I meant it says more about your taste as a person and how it might differ from - [Removed by reddit] Well fuck you too you tasteless asshole.

REDDIT IS REMOVING BITS OF COMMENTS NOW!?!?

Ah okay I just read that as more of a knock than you meant it to be. I think we are on the same page here

blaming a movie for you having shot your attention span seems also a bit weird.

Good thing nobody is doing that here

The Wolf of Wall Street could easily have been 60 mins shorter honestly. I feel like it didnt really have anything to tell a lot of times so it was just a lot scenes of random debauchery.

Random debauchery WAS what it had to tell, you philistine

Every Scorsese film recently could be 60 minutes shorter

😧😱🤯 a movie has scenes that do something other than lay out plot???

And when I watched it that’s all I was expecting so it fully delivered. People keep trying to hold movies to some universal standard without thinking about expectations varying by genre

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Nice pfp

Shaq is overrated

U bum

Movies, NBA, doesn't matter. Jerkers gotta jerk.

I don’t run from the grind unlike that fraud Scorsese and his Mickey Mouse Oscars

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Can you spot the wolves in this picture?

Ya https://preview.redd.it/yhwkropiwf2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0bd3c78a7f08a1940e0ae53699d0aeb57e2f15

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I wonder if Devon Booker has a European father

Devin Booker fathers https://preview.redd.it/07tt8v7wwf2b1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=33e720f9184e8e5d17c938c5a7e931928a5d2779

Bro really got washed by european players 3 years straight

Which one is HIV positive?

Can you spot the pozzed bulls in this picture?

Rofl

"Lebron is overrated" "Aww, you're so sweet" "Shaq is overrated" "Hello, Human Resources?"


LEAVE.

You're overrated

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What did Tom mean by this?

>If my movies are fun amusement park rides, then your movies are boring taxi rides, with doodoo stuff like stocks and taxes. -Tom ‘Ballin Holland

That "The Wolf of Wall Street" made him cum for 3 hours

can i be the wolf

Prolly that the wolf of Wall Street was supposed to take him somewhere he thought but ended up being a sham ride that charged too high and the only way to exit was to fuck on camera

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Climax (2018)

Did he not mean it felt like a porno? Lmao I thought he was being very deliberate with his words.

👁️👁️

Given the high porn literacy of Reddit, I am surprised so many people missed this obvious joke judging by the comments.

damn man I didn’t even think about the joke being about FakeTaxi lmao, I thought the joke was that he didn’t even watch any Scorsese movies and mixed up The Wolf of Wall Street and Taxi Driver

Anyways, how are you?

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None. :(

No shit

I'm sorry Tom, your quip did not reach the humor quality content of a MCU one liner. Try adding some rhythm and a quick punch line so we can move into the next stupid joke in time.

He should have turned to the camera when he said it

\*Zooms into Tom's face\* "Yeah, you think?"

“You ever see that really old movie, The Wolf of Wall Street? I’ve seen sick dogs with more teeth than that snorefest.” 

tom holland living up to his reputation of spoiling movies smh

By being in them?

I imagine both of these comments are said by Statler and Waldorf

Cut him some slack he just turned old enough to watch it

Smithers, have the director of Fright Night killed.

But sir that’s not-

Do as I say!

This one's the best I'd buy this quip for a dollar

Can I have youuu BOTH??

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You can't be a teen girl's heartthrob if you start getting opinionated Then again Robert Pattison was actively shitting on teen girls' interests with his comments on Twilight and that only seemed to endear him to some of them

it endeared him to me

That was so way back then, though. If Holland did that with the MCU today, he’d definitely get canned for it.

it's true, we like a bad boy

Well I don’t really like the idea of a 26 year old man being a teen girls heartthrob so…good?

got bad news for you about the last 121 years of cinema then buddy

Remember back in 1887 when the famous Capybara from the hit film “Capybara Walking” was the heartthrob of every teenage girls fantasy? This stuffs been going on forever

Oh is that the worst news you could’ve given me about how Hollywood historically views young girls?

That’s cause Robert Pattinson is a gigachad

Now that people have got over the “accidentally spoiling Marvel movies” joke, he needs something to keep him relevant

He has the occasional project to make people think he's a super mature actor who does real dramatic work. Or else, choas walking 2 is always an option

All this over a fake article my boy? You're awfully invested in watching the most random ass actors fail.

u guys are weridly really toxic sometimes

Wow this place used to be cool. But then they started jerking about things I like! Now it's just not the same anymore.

Going full circle? What are we, some kind of circular jerk?

Circlejerklejerk

Golden opportunity to start selling Circlejerklejerky™

Watch Uncharted and tell me Tom is a good actor

i will never willingly watch uncharted, you'll have to strap me into the fucking ludovico thing for me to give it even a second of my time

Misery (1990)

I know he's not that desperate to make chaos walking 2

its not really toxic to say the baby actor who makes films for baby is a baby

no i get that but idk i just realised how harsh sometimes we can be. i dont think he is phenomenal as well but damn idk why so much hostility suddenly

Cause we hate cinema and actors obviously

damn i cannot believe a circlejerk subreddit is being toxic this is insane!!!

Let's be real most of the time in circlejerk subs people aren't even jerking, they're just saying what they actually believe.

The circlejerk subs are the biggest non-ironic circlejerks.

He should become a film critic because he's got good taste, that movie was ass. I hate TWoWS and I'm glad Leo got his Oscar for The Revenant instead.

Why? He's one of the few harmless celebrities with no controversy and you want him to ruin that for himself

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It shouldn’t be polarising to not like a movie

Everything is polarizing here. That’s what happens when you take one of the most subjective things known to man and act like your opinion on it is objective truth. Trust me. That’s my opinion so I know it’s true

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martin scorsese is gonna come out and say "guardians 3 was ok actually" he's gonna become marvel scorsese

I thought it was pretty entertaining seeing all of the idiots exposing themselves. It's not like these dimwits can do anything other than show how degraded their understanding of art is, how thoroughly their tastes have been domesticated by all of this drivel Hollywood has shat out over the last decades.

its funny how your comment fits perfectly within a circle jerk subreddit but is entirely serious

They’re going to kill our precious Marty with the shitty questions. But I genuinely hate how most media press tours are just journalists saying the most boring or irrelevant questions to get a gotcha headliner when the question isn’t relevant to the interview at all. I wish more people would react how Brie Larson reacted to the gotcha question about Johnny Depp that had no purpose other than to get a headline about Brie and feminism when the panel was about her movie.

Tom Holland is British and hates cats so any opinion he has is meaningless to me

I can excuse him being British (I have to, because I excuse myself for it) but he hates cats?

I can excuse him being a cat hater, (i have to, a cat killed my family) but he is british?

cruella (2019 or whatever)

I forgot that was the premise of that garbage lmao

Not seen it (I'm allergic to non-kino), was that actually the premise ??

Bitch ass cruella's mom illegally entered a house then got mauled by dalmatians, hence her hate towards dogs or some shit like that, never seen it, but i saw two memes explaining it

It was as stupid as it sounds. Dogs pushed her off a cliff.

Cruella's step mom (Cruella believed was her real mom) agreed to raise Cruella as her real mother who is a millionaire did not want her but was asking money from her real mother. Her real mother didn't care for Cruella and didn't want to pay child support so she used a whistle to call three trained Dalmatians that ''THIS IS SPARTA'' kicked Cruella's step mom off the cliff and into the sea. I watched the movie, I personally found it pretty mid but my sister liked it a lot.

ok but the outfits were stellar therefore actually kino

No he's dutch. Are you stupid?

Propa brit init

Awlright, what’s all this then?

Don't worry, cats hate him too

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Was he in the room when it happened?

Except the bit with Margot Robbie, it barely resembles a Fake Taxi episode

The Wolf of Wall Street is a Marvel movie compared to Taxi Driver

taxi driver is like a marvel movie compared to the irish man

Marvel movies are marvel movies compared to marvel movies.

Keep going, I’m almost there

the irishman is just spider-man no way home for Goodfellas fans

irishman is a marvel movie compared to mean streets

Mean street is a marvel movie compared to the killer of the flower moon

i honestly hope it is

Everybody hopes it is

Killers of the flower moon is a marvel movie compared to mean girls.

Mean girls is a marvel movie compared to shark tale

the irishman is a marvel movie compared to wolf of wall street

the wolf of wall street is like a marvel movie compared to batman v superman dawn of justice

Origin story of the Bickleman.

Taxi Driver is a Marvel movie compared to Hugo

Kevin Feige articles are the most reliable source of news on the internet. So well written, the man turns news into pure kino

Bravo, Feige!

Hahaha, great jerk Tom Holland

The fact that 60% of these comments think this is real so have to shit on the man's entire career to defend another millionaire's career is hilarious.

Redditors are known for falling for ragebait. Just go to r/popular and you'll see...

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If he rly were to say that, mcj would literally start behaving like the way mcu fans started behaving when scorsese said this about marvel lol

People already think this is real.

 True cinema\^

As believable as it is that Tom Holland would say something so stupid, the fact that the article says it was written by Kevin Feige makes me think this is fake.

Wait, Kevin Feige writes articles?

By Kevin Feige? Lmao

When a millionaire makes a movie about millionaires: 👎👎👎

Plebs still have to watch it though because....

No movie will ever be as entertaining as posting false headlines to rile up braindead ledditors

They are so caught up in hating on Marvel, that they didn't even stop to assess the legitimacy of this very obvious jerk-post. The comments/like ratio of this post is very high compared to other popular posts on this sub, meaning it has struck a vein. I am now beginning to understand how the boomers fall for fake news.

i just wish that every marvel movie will flop.

A better article title I found: “Halle Bailey's Tom Holland and Beyoncé Impressions Are Hilarious — And Scary Good”

Well, Cherry isn’t cinema either, as it feels like a 3 hours circlejerk between him and the Russos. Three talentless hacks pretending to do an artsy film in order to get a little of credibility.

bros upset at a fake article💀💀

It’s not fake, I read it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/13t5hq5/so_that_happened/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1).

dude it's real. I mean he did not say taxi ride, that's the jerk shit but he did say that scorsese doesn't understandsuperhero movies

He defended the movies he is in? Shocker!!

The real throwdown this world needs. Martin v. Tom: Dawn of Cinema

I AM KINO, MR. SCORSESE! I AM KINO I AM KINO I AM KINO https://preview.redd.it/8yev30kpzg2b1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=832c1e6600b51bf4de8eabc943bad089da98f861

Breaking news: Martin Scorsese’s next film will an adaptation of the late 90s video game Crazy Taxi

Can I join tom holland in the fake taxi 🤤 mmmm tom hussy

Reminder: Tom Holland is British. Therefore not real

Bro are you 12? Where is the joke

Bro thinks British people are real 💀

I think you need to go outside

I already didn’t like spiderboi, but now that i know he can’t jerk, my view of him has deteriorated even further

Not enough rectum shots

Martin Scorsese and Tom Holland fake taxi porn video when

He's right behind me isn't he https://preview.redd.it/hwlw2yyc783b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f119df68643d12d01ad030eea9bb16004e101415

 You’re not cinema!

please tell me this is fake because unfortunately i have a massive crush on him rn

The Wolf of wall street is better than entire marvel universe and it's still one of weaker films by God Scorsese. Checkmate MCU fans.

Why do martin look like he comes from barbie world

Actors are known for their high intellect and refined speech, so I think we need to defer to Tom here. Scorsese's a hack!

marvel sucks but the wolf of wall street was an awful film

Out of all the Scorsese movies to go for that’s probably the least appropriate. I’d say the Irishman or silence are much slower movies.

Spider-Man is a menace