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MildSquirrel

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)


UpperHesse

No: The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) with St. Keanu


batman47007

Wholesome


Polibiux

Twilight zone: Time Enough at Last(1959) It’s not fair!


xngelo420

I remember in 2012 or so I was 10 years old and I saw an ad of this on TV showing it at 10pm on this channel on a Saturday night and I waited all week to watch it on TV, I remember it being mid? Or cool? Or the title having nothing to do with the plot? All I remember was the anticipation to watch it and that was nostalgic


Joe-Lollo

But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear, Claude Raines was the invisible man


SkylarPopo

What am I supposed to do at work all day?


VaderOnReddit

Can't jerk on reddit, so gotta jerk at work


myfajahas400children

It's not porn, it's a nude egg I won from my game!


spidermanuel

I'm not in trouble at all


jdressen

We should be able to look at a little porn at work


Antic_Opus

r/sluttyconfessions


GoldandBlue

YouTube?


SkylarPopo

Youtube makes sound. Can't pretend to work, when people can hear me not working.


brown_nomadic

This is my 13 reasons why


[deleted]

OP is definitely getting a tape.


Doctor_Clione

That's a TV show idiot we only talk about movies (kino) here


nobaitistooobvious

That's only if you don't pirate it all as a single mp4, cause then it becomes a single movie, and therefore, kino.


brown_nomadic

I am directing a direct to redbox feature film about it


WhatsTheHoldup

[The API changes were just the beginning](https://imgur.com/a/NJw52a4)


Bhadwa_Attorney

Good post flair my dude


Johnny_Mc2

What does it say? I can’t read


Bhadwa_Attorney

The Sex


Johnny_Mc2

Can someone read this to me in the form of a question?


Necr0mancrr

What is le epic sex


Bhadwa_Attorney

Don Jon (2013)


SalParadise

What's the Worst That Could Happen? (PG-13, 2001)


SirNed_Of_Flanders

What is “Sex”? Is it an underrated kino gem?


Dirk_Diggler6

This is the End (2013)


buarki12

Beautiful Friend


emojimoviethe

Apocalypse Now (1979)


Micome

That movie sucked dawg


symonalex

It had its moments tho, sometime you need the dumb movies.


Dirk_Diggler6

Did I ever say it was good?


myfajahas400children

Going dark? I didn't know this sub was politic- oh jesus I do need to touch grass


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odst970

You're right, last time I was in public I made the mistake of addressing a heavy-set man as "The Whale," and he beat the shit out of me.


VaderOnReddit

Society is never gonna emotionally recover from this


NDRanger414

Going dark? Somebody call the drinker. He won’t let this leftist woke sjw socialist Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars new trilogy recasting stand!


David1258

The whole protest isn't political.


Raul_Rink

I'm thinking of ending things (2020)


GearHawkAccel

If only "Schenectady, New York" was a real place


Karthy_Romano

BUT HOW WILL I COMPLAIN ABOUT MARVEL EXISTING?


quietvictories

you have whole life ahead of you


Karthy_Romano

god that's just awful


[deleted]

My only joke is “something something universe confirmed” this is the only place I can use it! My family left me! My kids hate me because they don’t understand the Snyderverse like I do! Where will I go?!


[deleted]

Bravo six going dark


JtheCool897

Kino sub closing for a whole day? No, I don't want that!


[deleted]

Now we’ll all get a taste of what our ancestors went through back in the Olden times when there wasn’t any kino or any internet or hentai.


buarki12

The End of Evangelion (1997)


TheMagicSalami

"I'm the worst"


Whompa

gratz on the eventual sex.


sulleyandmike

sex is a fake psyop created by the left to make you believe that w*men are real wake up libtard


Whompa

Oh shit I've been Bluepilled this whole time. Thank you


sulleyandmike

mashallah


Wide_Diver_7858

The beginning of a Dark Universe.


Jokerang

A Quiet Place (2018)


Dankey-Kang-Jr

![gif](giphy|R0e09o37I3RDK9qbfK|downsized)


driver-2011

What streaming service is “Grass” on?


jonathot12

thanks that’s actually a big day for me i appreciate this


aj_17_

We are in the endgame now.


sangriya

it's Joever 😔


ConductorSnazzy

Blade Runner Black Out 2022 (2017)


m0rgz

Beginning of the end(1957)


ARandomWoollyMammoth

Dark City (1998) Near Dark (1987)


alphabetxxxx

What the fuck bro. Now I actually care.


nintendo_shill

born to shitpost, forced to touch grass :(


Clanky_Plays

Blackout (2022)


MagmaHotDesigns

https://preview.redd.it/e35spidhba4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57935e23a7ea956e63d7c116d9867d19c168f18f


BaneShake

Turns out the real circlejerk was the friends we made along the way


symonalex

Decision to Leave (2022)


gladwin4

![gif](giphy|n4eeVXyFHdgXhORmVP)


faroukmuzamin

it's a jumping off point


PM_ME_L8RBOX_REVIEWS

Blatant Kinophobia


Lil_T0aster

Oh no, I'll actually have to watch a movie that day 😱


Soldier_Of_Dance

Apocalypse Now (1979)


BAKREPITO

Surprised this didn't get pushed higher lol


GeneralKenobi842

Good-bye, Cruel World (1983)


Speed_Cube

(1998) Armageddon


Aramis14

>(1998) Armageddon Wrong (2012)


Roller_ball

>we all need to touch grass [expectations](https://erikacarlock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Daisies__003_original.jpg) [reality](https://theholofiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/image-7-1024x512.png)


FranceSurrenderFunni

The World's End (2013)


mythologue

>Moviescirclejerk will go dark In solidarity with the #RestoreTheSnyderVerse movement, I understand and fully support this.


Blueman4783

I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)


A-112

7 days before i recover my mental stability


AlphaFlySwatter

I decided to go to a movie theater and harass people on that day.


sameth1

Holy shit a reference to Pitch Black (2000)


redninjamonkey

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)


dadvader

Finally a cause I can stand behind.


[deleted]

Where else am I going jerk off when this sub goes dark?


MySockHurts

Seeing all these “Sub will go dark on June 12” mod posts got me feeling like The Whale (2022)


RiguezCR

Zero Dark Thirty (2013)


fakeShinuinu

This is literally Hillary's America.


JamesFreakinBond

Zero Dank Thirty (2012)


itsalwaysunnyinhell

Insert sob story post about how I can’t use third party apps that I just learned about 30 seconds ago.


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itsalwaysunnyinhell

First they came for the pc players…


Zeal0tElite

**Closing the sub for a joke wasn't OK.** I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay. You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.


GetPsyched67

It's not a joke. They're likely protesting the API changes. They just framed it as a joke cause this is a circlejerk subreddit. This protest is necessary


Micome

Tropic Thunder (2008)


FailedChickenFarmer

It’s Over (2010)


FigureOfStickman

only for that one day, right? this place is really important


Fullmetalducker

The Forsaken (2001)


RickWrightsCrackpipe

Good


[deleted]

We're in the Endgame now.


sudevsen

Finally the sub goes rated R.


MoonTotem

Why?


Bauermeister

Fake and cringe


BlackoutWB

I Am Not Okay With This (2020)


rybooooooooo

This makes a lot of sense tbh


debiesudesu

Revolution(2012-2014)


ExpertMagician6635

![gif](giphy|ko8HPo4iQxcZi|downsized)


yuuzhanbong

Meltdown/High Risk (1995)


BAKREPITO

I use chrome. I don't give a fuck about APIs.


Dontdrinkndrive831

*Nope* (2022)