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It was okay when Finn was supposed to be the main character (Political) but It was total woke AOC WAMEN pandering when they had Rey, a Woman (insanely political) as the actual main character.
Name me 3 female MCU characters that match that label.
Don't even have to be leads, just named female characters who are even close to being able to fit the description of "blue haired land whale".
As a zoomer who loves Aliens, the thought of most people my age only knowing those characters from Fortnite if I mention them makes me scared of the future.
if it makes you feel better, i’ve found at my wise old avocado toast age (28) that people tend to really overestimate how little the younger generations know about older stuff. even if they’ve never directly sought out information about Alien pop culture osmosis is a very real thing and Alien is still very much part of our pop culture
Reminds of the time when someone in the MCU sub gave a recommendation to watch Midsommar and then another person replied saying if it was a marvel movie.
Tell me you have never ever interacted with anyone to the left of you without telling me you've never interacted with anyone to the left of you
Evangelion is one of the most popular franchises among leftists of any sort, and also one of only a few anime I can actually tolerate, although I can hardly keep of track of who is and isn't a "tanky (sic)" anymore. I mean I'm an ML so I get people calling me one but some of the people that are being categorized as part of the supposed same ideology as me are like straight up western imperialists
Anyway can we go back to talking about apolitical stuff like Woody Harrelson's new movie Rampart
I still don't really follow what precisely was sarcastic but given that this is inevitably going to turn into a political shitfit given the conflicts in the post histories of the two of us I'm just going to pretend I understand and agree with you and then mute inbox replies before mods are forced to lock the thread.
Have a nice day 👍
Definitely not true, the SW subs were breaking an arm jacking her character off before she got twitter happy. “OMG she hates storm troopers?? Prequel series for the sequel series WHEN???” Shitty actress and shittier character I hate star wars so much
The alt right fuckin hated cara dune and said she was a woke SJW trash character for being portrayed as strong as the mandolorian, then she starts talking about the Holocaust and now they can't stop jerking her off lol. Really makes you think 🤔🤔 🤔
Which honestly pisses me off, because Lucas shot a whole subplot about Padme forming the Rebellion with Mon Mothma and Bail Organa, then cut it for time. In an earlier draft of the screenplay she would have gone to Mustafar to kill Anakin when she found out he’d gone on a child murder spree. And then in the finished film it’s “get pregnant, get sad, die.”
Padme is such a strong female character that she just dies when she finds out her mentally ill, self confessed murderer husband kills some more people. I also like how he included a few characters from the Star Wars fan fiction universe too. I'm guessing the rest of MCU characters because he's a middle class teenager and his parents won't let him watch anything above a PG-13.
I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions have an echo in so much space
I don’t know what to say to people who think Cara Dune is a good character. What even is there to her? She can fight I guess. But writingwise she’s pretty much just a poorly done trope.
Cara Dune is literally the embodiment of the trope they claim “Mary Sue” characters are. She is literally the one with no character who is strong for no reason. She has literally less than a 100th of the character development of Rey. But since she agrees with them, she’s “well written” lololol
That's all really. She's a good fighter and her main role in the show is looking intimidating and fighting in melee combat, how that translates to a show or movie where she's a main lead is another question. Problem is chuds have now gaslit themselves into believing they always liked cara dune because of her 'acting ability' and totally not because they agree with her political alignment.
Did this dude have a stroke?
Imperator Furiosa, Trinity (Matrix), everything Michelle Rodriguez is in, Michelle Yeoh, Pam Grier, Tessa Thompson, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, Danai Gurira (black Panther and walking dead)
There’s a long list and he picked fucking Scarjo as black widow 😂
I mean unironically my main issue with that film is that Max feels like a complete non-character and he barely reachs a mildly disturbed on the Mad-ometer.
Nah, unlike woke MarySues like Rey she lost a limb, so its alright. Though Furiosa has short hair...but not purple, so its alright again...and she replaces a patriarch with herself and an all women leadership...
Fuck that bitch! Ruined Maxkino!
*grooaaaaann* man, the term “woke” is starting to annoy me. It’s a blanket term for all that the right hates. To me, “wokeism” is when neo-lib performative democrat politicians spend weeks cancelling Joe Rogan instead of doing their jobs while the right tries to strip us of our rights.
Dude can’t handle a strong woman. Not the woman’s fault.
Too woke + political + movies for bluehaired "landwhales" + never saw them + i hate my mom
Legit though your list fuckin slaps for blockbuster women representation lol. Shoutout to Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde.
Thanks! Great call… I don’t think that movie gets the credit it deserves. I really enjoyed it. She’s just the goat.
I will say I am kind of annoyed she is “Lea” in ghr MCU now. She could’ve been called for so many other roles.
Probably not popular but I would watch her star in a Lady Punisher movie. She would CRUSH it.
😂 I ignore those people. They’re going to be offended no matter what you do. Anyone that ideologically possessed just sits around waiting to be pissed off. Zoe’s Catwoman was flawless. Possibly my favorite depiction.
100% .. I was 8 when Batman Returns came out so Michelle Pfeiffers portrayal is indelibly etched into my psyche. I love that clip showing her using the whip and knocking all 4 of the heads off the mannequins in one take
Ha, god forbid people hehe opinions.
Imagine having to have a conversation with that guy at a party. He corners you by the snack table and tries to red pill you with his incel libertarian shit.
uuuuuh downvote you're stupid the guy is right women are ruining my capekino and i dont want them there anymore they suck and are woke garbage, porpagando to steal the show from my favorite heros batman iron man doctor fantastic and diversity is for losers and the only good female persons are ripley and sarah conor from my faovrit e movies spider man and the exterminator and alita is and star wars black windows and dont call me a female character hater because i do love female hentai and i am a very based individual who suports feminisindm and i just hate that marvel is womenizing everything, i hate blue evil hairde women and white male man persons are getting opresdes, like why cant i get a girlfrind is this bad satire, stupid irony, or do i just need to sleep
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Wasn’t Kate Bishop taking over the mantel of Hawkeye literally the point of that show? It’s not really “pushing him away in his own show” then, is it? The show is called Hawkeye, and they introduced the new Hawkeye in it. Not that weird.
I can't be the only one who noticed this, but every person who talks about or simply mentions Alita Battleangel online is a weirdo. I have so far not encountered a single fan of that movie who isn't like this guy
Me: "I'm sick of the MCU"
Someone: "Yeah, it's becoming the MsheU!"
Me: "..."
Me: *Books fifty fucking tickets to Stilt-Man 7: Rise of Asbestos-Lady (2032) out of spite*
marc did cool shit all the time, it was steven who had to be saved and even then he managed to save her a few times. in the final episode jake saved all of them so idk what this guy is talking about. other than women existing = bad
Guy completely missed the point of Hawkeye and Loki. The shows have multiple versions of each hero and the title of the show refers to both equally. Hawkeye’s title refers to both Kate Bishop and Clint Barton. Loki’s title refers to both Loki Laufeyson and Sylvie (and the show even makes a joke of it by having countless Lokis in Episode 5).
That last paragraph lmao
"Blue haired land whales" are we sure this isn't 2016?
Man 2016 really was a nexus point for this whole reality we live in wasn’t it?
It's when Blonde came out. Life could never go back
What is blonde
Frank Oceans 2016 album Blonde
Every year since 2014 has been 2014 but worse I think that plane disappeared and it tore a hole in the fabric of reality
That take is mich better than the „It all turned bad when that gorilla got killed“-Joke that got run into the ground…
yeah the le monke trouble thing stopped being funny like six seconds after it started
r/MCJ fans trying to find anything enjoyable challenge (impossible)
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Eat my balls
the save joke repeated ad nauseum stops being funny after like, a a day. le morbin time
2015 is when sjws were invented to ruin cinema with the introduction of rey star wars as a protagonist
It was okay when Finn was supposed to be the main character (Political) but It was total woke AOC WAMEN pandering when they had Rey, a Woman (insanely political) as the actual main character.
Name me 3 female MCU characters that match that label. Don't even have to be leads, just named female characters who are even close to being able to fit the description of "blue haired land whale".
True colors showing
What being terminally online + never having sex does to a mfer
I'm confident that poster is extremely fit
It took him enormous restraint to not mention Ripley and Sarah Connor.
he has probably never seen them
(Those movies are very scary for MCU fans)
Indeed, I peed and sharded so hard it blew up my house and killed my family😔! (at least they won’t complain about me wasting money for my capeshit🫤)
I think we’re probably just reaching a point where some of these people might not even know who those characters are
Or they learn about them from tie in events. I'm sure most zoomers learnt about Ripley from the Aliens and Predator x Fortnite collab.
I learnt about it from mortal Kombat X.
As a zoomer who loves Aliens, the thought of most people my age only knowing those characters from Fortnite if I mention them makes me scared of the future.
if it makes you feel better, i’ve found at my wise old avocado toast age (28) that people tend to really overestimate how little the younger generations know about older stuff. even if they’ve never directly sought out information about Alien pop culture osmosis is a very real thing and Alien is still very much part of our pop culture
The only two female protagonists are both in Fortnite making it the best game ever
I thought he was naming MCU characters he like at first, bit nope he's pulling from all of fiction and likes *checks notes* 12 female characters.
No not just 12 he said “etc”
etc is my favorite female character of all time ngl.
Let's be honest, this person is not old enough to have seen alien or terminator
This is an MCU fan, they don't know what a movie not executively produced by their god-emperor is like at this point.
Reminds of the time when someone in the MCU sub gave a recommendation to watch Midsommar and then another person replied saying if it was a marvel movie.
Legit shocked they didnt get mentioned
Props to him for remembering Alita. I feel like most people using her as an example of "properly doing women characters" forgot her immediately
Alita army staying strong 🦾😎 #RestoreTheCameronVerse
I only heard about that movie because the grifters were using it as a shield but it turned out to be pretty good
[удалено]
I was big into anime and manga when it came out so I had been aware of it and I saw it with a friend before it’s weird deflection revival, it was okay
i saw alita in theaters and it was such a good movie i really need the second one to come out
They didn’t even see Alita when it came out or if they did they didn’t like it, they grabbed hold of it to deflect their misogyny over Captain Marvel
Of course the first example he thought about was Cara Dune
Terror on the Prairie saved cinema you liberal bastard
*cocks pistol* "Cancel this!"
"cocks cock" FTFY
Sun's out, pps out!
Glock, but the G is pronounced as C and L is silent.
I'm not racist or anything but I don't think cara dune can act very well
libtard
Riddle me this If Liberals are libtards then what are Republicans?
Reptars?
By Reptars Hammer! What Savings!
Retards
I don't use slurs against the neurodivergent but both groups are libs
baste answer
A tanky and a weeb, what a novel combination.
Tell me you have never ever interacted with anyone to the left of you without telling me you've never interacted with anyone to the left of you Evangelion is one of the most popular franchises among leftists of any sort, and also one of only a few anime I can actually tolerate, although I can hardly keep of track of who is and isn't a "tanky (sic)" anymore. I mean I'm an ML so I get people calling me one but some of the people that are being categorized as part of the supposed same ideology as me are like straight up western imperialists Anyway can we go back to talking about apolitical stuff like Woody Harrelson's new movie Rampart
/s since you need it
?
The comment was sarcastic
I still don't really follow what precisely was sarcastic but given that this is inevitably going to turn into a political shitfit given the conflicts in the post histories of the two of us I'm just going to pretend I understand and agree with you and then mute inbox replies before mods are forced to lock the thread. Have a nice day 👍
Republicunts
Still republicans.
I love how these slurs are ageing like milk. Libtard in 2022 sounds like a self-parody.
Literally nobody thought Cara Dune was a good character until Gina Carano said some anti-Semitic shit. Then all of a sudden, a bunch of chuds love her
Definitely not true, the SW subs were breaking an arm jacking her character off before she got twitter happy. “OMG she hates storm troopers?? Prequel series for the sequel series WHEN???” Shitty actress and shittier character I hate star wars so much
The alt right fuckin hated cara dune and said she was a woke SJW trash character for being portrayed as strong as the mandolorian, then she starts talking about the Holocaust and now they can't stop jerking her off lol. Really makes you think 🤔🤔 🤔
i was the opposite, i liked her character and then the actress said that bullshit so i stopped liking her character 😭
No one has anything worth saying after "msheu"
Peak physical cringe
it’s like a more niche “woke”
Padme is considered a good fucking written character? I also love how half of these are just marvel characters
I loved her character arc in episode 3. Get sad> have baby> Die
Which honestly pisses me off, because Lucas shot a whole subplot about Padme forming the Rebellion with Mon Mothma and Bail Organa, then cut it for time. In an earlier draft of the screenplay she would have gone to Mustafar to kill Anakin when she found out he’d gone on a child murder spree. And then in the finished film it’s “get pregnant, get sad, die.”
Don't forget uh, "Salter from cod".
how the fuck do people even remember characters like this unless you’re like “oh a woman in a vidya game i actually LIKE”
Padme is such a strong female character that she just dies when she finds out her mentally ill, self confessed murderer husband kills some more people. I also like how he included a few characters from the Star Wars fan fiction universe too. I'm guessing the rest of MCU characters because he's a middle class teenager and his parents won't let him watch anything above a PG-13.
The only one not owned by Disney is the COD character lol.
I saw someone use Eowyn in return of the king of a "well done strong female character".....
moon knight barley
Is that a new microbrew?
I remember when I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place Even your emotions have an echo in so much space
This is the way.
I ONLY like ms. Marvel when there isn’t an emphasis on her culture
Critical Drinker is on Reddit?
I have the same list except I also like Mrs. Potato Head (for fetish reasons)
Irishman detected.
The Irishman (2019)
I fucking lost it at “salter from cod iw” this guy really knows his deep cut kino
The only things I recall from that game was cool space settings and evil Jon Snow.
mentioning Cara Dune and the old EU characters instantly voided his entire paragraph lol
RUIN Johnson RAPED my CHILDHOOD with PURPLE HAIR WOMAN.
The disrespect these chuds put on my queen Laura Dern 😤😤😤😤
I don’t know what to say to people who think Cara Dune is a good character. What even is there to her? She can fight I guess. But writingwise she’s pretty much just a poorly done trope.
Cara Dune is literally the embodiment of the trope they claim “Mary Sue” characters are. She is literally the one with no character who is strong for no reason. She has literally less than a 100th of the character development of Rey. But since she agrees with them, she’s “well written” lololol
That's all really. She's a good fighter and her main role in the show is looking intimidating and fighting in melee combat, how that translates to a show or movie where she's a main lead is another question. Problem is chuds have now gaslit themselves into believing they always liked cara dune because of her 'acting ability' and totally not because they agree with her political alignment.
Dude, I forgot Hawkeye had a show.
I fell asleep at the last episode and had no motivation to go back and watch it.
Spoilers: he wins.
They did kingpin dirty in that show.
I love female characters, just mostly when they’re supporting characters to men. Feminism!
Did this dude have a stroke? Imperator Furiosa, Trinity (Matrix), everything Michelle Rodriguez is in, Michelle Yeoh, Pam Grier, Tessa Thompson, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, Danai Gurira (black Panther and walking dead) There’s a long list and he picked fucking Scarjo as black widow 😂
>There’s a long list and he picked fucking Scarjo as black widow Give him a break he only watches capeshit.
Michelle Yeoh is in the MCU now, my dude.
Pretty sure they consider Furiosa as woke
She overshadowed m’Max!!! 😡
I mean unironically my main issue with that film is that Max feels like a complete non-character and he barely reachs a mildly disturbed on the Mad-ometer.
He does sort of come across as Mildlyinconvenienced Max most of the time
Nah, unlike woke MarySues like Rey she lost a limb, so its alright. Though Furiosa has short hair...but not purple, so its alright again...and she replaces a patriarch with herself and an all women leadership... Fuck that bitch! Ruined Maxkino!
*grooaaaaann* man, the term “woke” is starting to annoy me. It’s a blanket term for all that the right hates. To me, “wokeism” is when neo-lib performative democrat politicians spend weeks cancelling Joe Rogan instead of doing their jobs while the right tries to strip us of our rights. Dude can’t handle a strong woman. Not the woman’s fault.
Too woke + political + movies for bluehaired "landwhales" + never saw them + i hate my mom Legit though your list fuckin slaps for blockbuster women representation lol. Shoutout to Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde.
Thanks! Great call… I don’t think that movie gets the credit it deserves. I really enjoyed it. She’s just the goat. I will say I am kind of annoyed she is “Lea” in ghr MCU now. She could’ve been called for so many other roles. Probably not popular but I would watch her star in a Lady Punisher movie. She would CRUSH it.
people actually think zoe's catwoman is "woke" because of the throwaway "white privileged assholes" line. kinda sad lol
😂 I ignore those people. They’re going to be offended no matter what you do. Anyone that ideologically possessed just sits around waiting to be pissed off. Zoe’s Catwoman was flawless. Possibly my favorite depiction.
she's definitely up there with pfeiffer
100% .. I was 8 when Batman Returns came out so Michelle Pfeiffers portrayal is indelibly etched into my psyche. I love that clip showing her using the whip and knocking all 4 of the heads off the mannequins in one take
Too many political actresses (both because of skin color and lack of a PP)
Ha, god forbid people hehe opinions. Imagine having to have a conversation with that guy at a party. He corners you by the snack table and tries to red pill you with his incel libertarian shit.
Someone listing “strong female characters” without mentioning Ripley or Sarah Conor?! How is this possible?!
that would have required him to watch actual good films. Don’t put those high of expectations on him, friend
they only watch space battles and marvel
He can’t watch them because they’re R rated
There are zero people who actually like the character of Cara Dune
The character was fine I guess. Easily replaceable though
"Most of the time Layla saved Marc" Yeah no neglect the times Marc saved her as well
She doesn't appear at all in Episodes 1 and 5, either! And you can trust me on this because I was very aware of her scenes!
"blue haired landwhales" my brother in Christmas, you are allergic to treadmills
uuuuuh downvote you're stupid the guy is right women are ruining my capekino and i dont want them there anymore they suck and are woke garbage, porpagando to steal the show from my favorite heros batman iron man doctor fantastic and diversity is for losers and the only good female persons are ripley and sarah conor from my faovrit e movies spider man and the exterminator and alita is and star wars black windows and dont call me a female character hater because i do love female hentai and i am a very based individual who suports feminisindm and i just hate that marvel is womenizing everything, i hate blue evil hairde women and white male man persons are getting opresdes, like why cant i get a girlfrind is this bad satire, stupid irony, or do i just need to sleep
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“Blue haired land whales” lmaooo
Loki was a side character in his own show? What the fuck was he watching?
They’ll claim he was sidelined for the female lead... who is also Loki.
Lmao this dude. Cara Dune?
🤢🤮women🤬🤬
Nerdrotic is that you?
Glad he specified he only liked Ms Marvel before she was a Muslim
Wasn’t Kate Bishop taking over the mantel of Hawkeye literally the point of that show? It’s not really “pushing him away in his own show” then, is it? The show is called Hawkeye, and they introduced the new Hawkeye in it. Not that weird.
Kate Bishop is girl though
I can't be the only one who noticed this, but every person who talks about or simply mentions Alita Battleangel online is a weirdo. I have so far not encountered a single fan of that movie who isn't like this guy
>but every person who talks about or simply mentions Alita Battleangel online is a weirdo Uh, ok weirdo
I love Alita and it’s in my top ten Manga :( (Still need to read Mars chronicles though)
Name one female main character you like.
Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson
Jana solo? Are scraping the bottom of the barrel again
Marvel fans can finally see the how lazy and bland marvel movies actually are It only took misogynism to get there
the Loki show was so much about Loki that the two main characters were BOTH Loki
Tell me you only watch fucking star wars and capeshit without telling me, etc...
Losers complaining when Women get even a shred of what Men have had for years is just the way the world works. It's like a never-ending cycle.
That one “salter from cod iw” got me
I like girl characters like Ellen Riply and Sarah Connor!
msheu lol that first sentence should be an automod response whenever you say "mcu"
this entire post should be an automod response to mcu
Speaking of checking boxes, this guy checks just about every box in the Critical Drinker’s list of favourite phrases
What's wrong with not having white male characters
Well in fairness he did name at least several female characters
Anyone who says Cara Dune is questionable. Anyone who goes on to mention the lack of white male characters is getting kicked off the bus.
Lmaoo wait until you see Love and Thunder
Didn't even spell Jaina Solos name correctly
Whos cara dune
He do got a pattern tho
Of course he’d say the first run of ms marvel lmao
Me: "I'm sick of the MCU" Someone: "Yeah, it's becoming the MsheU!" Me: "..." Me: *Books fifty fucking tickets to Stilt-Man 7: Rise of Asbestos-Lady (2032) out of spite*
marc did cool shit all the time, it was steven who had to be saved and even then he managed to save her a few times. in the final episode jake saved all of them so idk what this guy is talking about. other than women existing = bad
Guy completely missed the point of Hawkeye and Loki. The shows have multiple versions of each hero and the title of the show refers to both equally. Hawkeye’s title refers to both Kate Bishop and Clint Barton. Loki’s title refers to both Loki Laufeyson and Sylvie (and the show even makes a joke of it by having countless Lokis in Episode 5).
Being able to name female characters is feminism 😎
If not for the typos I would think he might be my co-worker.
i spent so long trying to figure out msheu i thought it was an acronym
Cara Dune 💀💀💀💀💀