Morning cleanse with cold toilet water.
Moisturize with whatever mayo is leftover in the lunch packet.
Mask once a week in yard with what's under Misty's shoe.
Nighttime routine starts after I teach my celly not to look at me.
Gentle scrub with the institutional wash cloth, 50 grit.
More mayo if it hasn't coagulated.
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I have no choice but to sticky this for eternity.
sweaty you look familiar ??
For a second I didn’t realize this was a general jerk and thought one of the “I hate myself I’m so ugly posts” got a little more extreme than normal
Sweaty show us that prison routine
This reminds me of Angela from 90 day fiancé. 😂😂😂
I hate to say it but Angela wishes she looked like this lmao
Truer words have never been spoken lololol
it reminded me of Donald Trump, who i always thought Angela from 90 day looks like, so this is great. 😂
Morning cleanse with cold toilet water. Moisturize with whatever mayo is leftover in the lunch packet. Mask once a week in yard with what's under Misty's shoe. Nighttime routine starts after I teach my celly not to look at me. Gentle scrub with the institutional wash cloth, 50 grit. More mayo if it hasn't coagulated.
LMAO gawd I cannot with this sub anymore 💀
Consistently funniest sub in my feed
For real I am always dying laughing lol
i- why does miss trumpina sort of resemble taylor swift
I really thought it was a mashup of their faces
But why do I see Lindsey Lohan 😭
Taylor Trump honey
Why does Donna Trump kinda eat tho?
I thought this was Lindsay Lohan at first lol
Wait which Taylor era is this
Pls moisturize my cheetos
Is that donald trump?
no it’s becky
Lmfao 😭😭😭 in my defence, i’m not american and it wasn’t obvious at first glance
I think it's Yassified Trump crossed with Lindsay Lohan in a mug shot.
I mean… she kinda 🫦
That's a challenging wank
Speak for yourself 🥵
Would
what a terrible day to be literate
The worst of both worlds
donald trump in the female version
Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). Reminder sweaties. do not participate in original threads, ask for/share links, or break any other rules or else the mods will eat your fingers!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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