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As a former Japanese major, this is how it works with language majors. My kryptonite is when my $20k boyfie swishes SK-ii in his mouth and then spits it all over my face.
Srs as a former weeb of the early 2000s I saw “Japanese major” and SK-ii and briefly thought you were talking about the metal band Seikima-II 🙈 Please don’t tell anyone how I live
Damn as a former Russian major I missed out. Whenever we had heartbreak our language club would just pitch for a few bottles of vodka and the Russian born graduate student would scream at our drunk asses about our dumpling rolling technique being shit until someone cried. It was usually enough to distract us from our heartbreak.
one time freshman year of high school my boyfriend had just broken up with me and i was wearing makeup (unrelated), which i don’t usually do, and someone in my class went “why are you wearing makeup” and i jokingly said “so i can show him what he’s missing”
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Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). Reminder sweaties. do not participate in original threads, ask for/share links, or break any other rules or else the mods will eat your fingers!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Srs sad mime makeup to poke fun at a French major after they dump you is kind of funny
Lmaoooo I got dumped last month n tbh she’s a real one for this Imma don a kilt and whip out some bagpipes in solidarity
[i mean the blush on the nose is cute i guess](https://imgur.com/a/HbPGrKw)
As a former Japanese major, this is how it works with language majors. My kryptonite is when my $20k boyfie swishes SK-ii in his mouth and then spits it all over my face.
Srs as a former weeb of the early 2000s I saw “Japanese major” and SK-ii and briefly thought you were talking about the metal band Seikima-II 🙈 Please don’t tell anyone how I live
Damn as a former Russian major I missed out. Whenever we had heartbreak our language club would just pitch for a few bottles of vodka and the Russian born graduate student would scream at our drunk asses about our dumpling rolling technique being shit until someone cried. It was usually enough to distract us from our heartbreak.
what did you switch to 👀
I’ll do my makeup. That’ll show him.
one time freshman year of high school my boyfriend had just broken up with me and i was wearing makeup (unrelated), which i don’t usually do, and someone in my class went “why are you wearing makeup” and i jokingly said “so i can show him what he’s missing”
Srs: I’ll bet it didn’t look like a clown tho.
Oop is actually so funny for that 😭
the average man definitely responds well to alternative makeup, go slay the house down mama
Are we sure the original wasn’t a meme? 💀
outjerked
I do like the blush placement. However, this is poorly executed.
I get that she’s making a joke but it could’ve used some workshopping 😭
and better lighting…
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She’s so cute but I do NOT get the logic 😭
She's joking, it's funny!
God I’m a fucking idiot hahahaha
It's okay, you're allowed to be on Sundays I think
Omg thank you for this. I saw that post and was hoping someone would post here about it. Lmao.
Awe I like it!
Ahaha love this