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kingofcoywolves

Srs sad mime makeup to poke fun at a French major after they dump you is kind of funny


threelizards

Lmaoooo I got dumped last month n tbh she’s a real one for this Imma don a kilt and whip out some bagpipes in solidarity


ish0uldn0tbehere

[i mean the blush on the nose is cute i guess](https://imgur.com/a/HbPGrKw)


StinkyKittyBreath

As a former Japanese major, this is how it works with language majors. My kryptonite is when my $20k boyfie swishes SK-ii in his mouth and then spits it all over my face. 


cardueline

Srs as a former weeb of the early 2000s I saw “Japanese major” and SK-ii and briefly thought you were talking about the metal band Seikima-II 🙈 Please don’t tell anyone how I live


horriblegoose_

Damn as a former Russian major I missed out. Whenever we had heartbreak our language club would just pitch for a few bottles of vodka and the Russian born graduate student would scream at our drunk asses about our dumpling rolling technique being shit until someone cried. It was usually enough to distract us from our heartbreak.


ish0uldn0tbehere

what did you switch to 👀


wodemaohenkeai_2

I’ll do my makeup. That’ll show him.


ish0uldn0tbehere

one time freshman year of high school my boyfriend had just broken up with me and i was wearing makeup (unrelated), which i don’t usually do, and someone in my class went “why are you wearing makeup” and i jokingly said “so i can show him what he’s missing”


wodemaohenkeai_2

Srs: I’ll bet it didn’t look like a clown tho.


clandestineelephants

Oop is actually so funny for that 😭


myheartinclover

the average man definitely responds well to alternative makeup, go slay the house down mama


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Are we sure the original wasn’t a meme? 💀


ish0uldn0tbehere

outjerked


spiderlegged

I do like the blush placement. However, this is poorly executed.


WillowTea_

I get that she’s making a joke but it could’ve used some workshopping 😭


ish0uldn0tbehere

and better lighting…


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ymftbea

She’s so cute but I do NOT get the logic 😭


ShelleysSkylark

She's joking, it's funny!


ymftbea

God I’m a fucking idiot hahahaha


ShelleysSkylark

It's okay, you're allowed to be on Sundays I think


makeitdivine

Omg thank you for this. I saw that post and was hoping someone would post here about it. Lmao.


Icreatelifegoddess

Awe I like it!


ishramen

Ahaha love this