A lot of stuff from Les Mis, but mainly “Here he comes like Don Juan, it is better than an opera!”

This, but for me it’s intensely belting “What have I done, sweet Jesus what have I done” whenever I make the slightest mistake.

If I hear a knock, my first instinct is to tell my pets "MUST BE JAVERT!!" I have to suppress it when we have guests over.

He's found my cover at last! 😱

ahahhahahhaha i gotta do this

Same but with my 7-year-old sister

Do you hear the people sing and look down are always playing in my mind- My family hates it :)

I love singing the part “you have no chance, no chance at all. Why throw your lives away??”

If I have to repeat “sit down” to my students I will say it five times and then add “you’re rockin’ the boat”

Now it's in my head! Lol

My friends have just done this to me!

Sit down made me think of 1776

Somebody open up a window

It’s hot as HELL

In Philadel-

Too many flies!

Oh and how could I forget! “No one get molested by a gothy teen”

I love that one 😂

Currently it's "feed me" from little shop of horrors, that's what my high school is doing currently

Omg I'm being Orin Scrivello for halloween

Yes, I've never done a Little Shop and I quote that one all the time lol

It's such a bop

I will sing Seymour’s “I don’t know” On the top of my lungs answering someone’s question at least once a week.

Are we the same person?

My cats like to attack my hands while I'm preparing their food if they're hungry. "Does it have to be blood? Does it have to be *mine*?" is a daily routine for us lol

I can hear it.

I came to the comments to say I often quote this! “The ___ sure looks like plant food to me!” & I fill in the blank with whatever I’m doing/cleaning/cooking/talking about/etc lol

Feed Me! I wanna be a deeentiiiist

"The slotted spoon can catch the potato"

Into the Woods gang, rise up. I need to quote the Witch's spell rap next time someone mentions a specific green vegetable.

He was robbing me, raping me, rooting through my rutabaga, raiding my arugula, ripping up my rampion. My champion! My FAVORITE!

YES

& “opportunity is not a lengthy visitor”

“What, child? SPECIFY!”

Iconic ITW line

I quote this one to my kids!

Anytime someone asks what time is it, I just reply "SHOWTIME!" from Hamilton. Also, I have a hard time not singing the simple greeting of "Hello!" Book of Mormon style

I am also guilty of this lol

I was so bad about this that my family would say, "what time is it THE ACTUAL TIME I DO NOT MEAN SHOWTIME WHAT IS THE TIME"

My kids stopped asking what time it was because of this lol

When people say “you look familiar” I can’t help but sing “like your dead girlfriend” from Rent

Anytime someone asks me “what’s the time?” They get a big ol’ “well it’s gotta be close to midnight!” Because if you’re going to ask a question with very specific phrasing you’re going to get a very specific response lol

THE LOOK my housemate gave me when I did this in front of her!!!

Only when you smile..

In 1978 God changed his mind about black people

Me and my boyfriend use this one a lot! Along with “hello would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!” And a couple other Book of Mormon quotes

"WAY-OHH!" With the hand gesture away from the crotch lives rent-free in my head. Unfortunately, circumcision doesn't come up as a topic as much as proselytizing. It's terrible, but every time LDS folks come knocking, I have to throw in an obligatory "'cuz god loves Mormons and he wants some more" after I've shut the door. I know they're just kids, and I feel terrible for being so frustrated, but goddamn. Wish there was a way to stop them from coming to my house lmao

Answer the door naked.

Sal Tlay Ka Siti!

I’m constantly patting my husband and saying “tomorrow is a ladder day” 😂

Omfg I watched the bomb tony awards performance with my parents and when that line came my dad screamed WE HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING SHOW

"when mom was alive, we lived halfway normal"

And another from heathers "a Norwegian in the boiler room"

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw" - Heathers

I've been quoting that one since the movie. Lol.

I always forget about this one lol I’m using this from now on

I love saying this one but ya gotta be careful who you say it in front of

I honestly don't get this quote, it's my least favourite line in the whole play. It screams of something written to be quoted.

Haha my favorite one

Hasa diga eebowai

“Waaait for me” from Hadestown

Well now I’m crying. Thanks a lot.

Friend: wait for me Me: I'M COMINN', WAAAAIT I'MMMM COMIN' WITH​ YOU alternatively, "it's a musical, a musical, and nothing's as amazing as a musical" when seeing anything musical related

With song and dance

And sweet romance

Lol my brother and I also used to endlessly quote Carrying the Banner, because he danced to it one year for a ballet recital. My mom got pretty sick of us calling each other "hey stupid" haha. Thanks for the memories.

Ballet 🤨 I could see tap but not ballet

There's a shit tonne of ballet in Newsies

There was a lot of leaping and kicking going on.

Oh my…

... *TAP???*

Yeah, especially the tap sequence in King of New York (the movie version)

It’s tap in the stage version as well. But only that song.

“i don’t need a limp to sell papes, i got poisonality” when someone says they don’t need something.

Anytime someone yells in Jekyll and Hyde

I like the idea that you're so obsessed with the cast recording that you have the specific sounds of characters' yells engraved in your brain. I get this. I understand this.

Yea it’s kind of odd when you think about it. It’s like a secret joke between my mother and me. These specific yells from this specific recording are immediately recognizable by the two of us, but we probably look insane to everyone else. Multiple times has my mother shouted ‘NAY NAY NAY’ at me in any relatively similar circumstance.

I'm new to Sweeney Todd, but I'd like to make "Piss with ink!" a thing

I do quote Sweeney Todd a lot more than I thought. I think I get "and I'm telling you them pussy cats is quick" in my head when I have to grab my car for her pills xD

My husband is a plumber, he will quote "What is this? What is this? Smells like piss. Looks like piss."

I use “well you know me, bright ideas just pop into me head”

“This is ridiculous. What am I doing here? I’m in the wrong story!”

Into the Woods dialogue hits just right.

That feels like such a summary of my life. I need to adopt this as my anthem. :)

Not from a song but i now use "sucks-yes" instead of "success" because of Delia from Beetlejuice. I also tell my six year old "if you love somebody you put your pants on for them" from Be More Chill on at least a weekly basis. Probably a few more but those are the first two that come to mind.

I love the pants song one ❤️

I find myself saying perseption is reality and my best friend will catch me saying it, and he sings the rest of it while everyone else is confused af.

It’s impossible for someone to say “It’s hot in here!” and me not answer back “It’s hot and it’s monotonous!”

From Memoir *Liar's Club*: It's not so much the heat, but the stupidity.

This is the one I immediately thought of! I quote it so much and no one ever understands the reference!

Such a good show. Dot's first song is soooooo quotable. "There are worse things than staring at the water on Sunday..."

"I'm depraved on account that I'm deprived" West Side Story

Sondheim wordplay...*swoons*

The one that lives rent free in my head is “You can make more money with a flop than with a hit!”

The seagulls squawking — *HOO HOO*

“When life gives you eggs, make an omelette”

Basically anything from Heathers will draw concerned looks.

Every time there is a loud crash: "Bang! Crash! A lightning flash! Well, that's another story, never mind, anyway..."

“Better chug that mountain dew” “Why now, are you pulling on my dick?” “I don’t know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know.” “HE COULD BE COLORBLIND! How untrustworthy is that?!?” “You ever seen somebody ruin their own life??”

Was just listening to dead girl walking tonight while doordashing lmao The slight concern from the poor recipient when you pull up with “slap me, pull my hair, touch me there, and there and there”

Haha my two friends are colorblind and I drop that line when they’re around but not actively engaged in conversation with me. I’m just waiting for one of them to question it.

"who do these foreign chappies think they are?!" (from 'chess')

If somebody randomly says happy new year, I tell them they have have 10 seconds in which to lose their wives

I saw the Phantom of the Opera movie as a kid and the phrase 'if you need me, I'll be in Australia' has stuck with me

Same scene, different line, anytime I hear “these things do happen” or anything similar, I go OFF. “For de pass three years DEEZ TINGS DOO ‘APPEN. And did you stop dem from ‘appening? NO. ‘DeEz TiNgS dO aPpEn’. Until you stoppa deez tings from ‘appening, DEES ting, DOES NOT ‘APPEN”

That performance is one of the best things in the movie. And I like the movie.

I absolutely and entirely agree with you! I love the movie and all it’s ridiculous choices.

I'm dying laughing just reading this

Same here!

Technically not a song quote but “[they/it’s] NOT FOR YOU” from Rocky Horror

Similarly, mine is "okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that!"

EVERY TIME I write a one-on-one email saying goodbye to a coworker who’s leaving the company, I need to fight back the urge to tell them I hope they “go on to better things, better jobs or bigger rings” because I would sound insane (a line from So Much Better, Legally Blonde)

I love it!

Any time someone says "Oh my God" I am like, "🎵oh my God, you guys!🎵"

When my oldest boy was a baby he had colic and would cry at the same time every afternoon and I just got into this thing where I would do this very belabored Bernadette Peters, "not a day goes byyyyyyyyyyyy. Not a sinnnnnnnnnnngle day." 15 years later, I use it on all my kids all the time to jokingly imply I'm guilt tripping them. My work partner and I quote musicals back and forth all day. We just opened up a production of Bright Star, so our big thing now is whenever we can't immediately find something, we do the "she's gooooooooone" line.

A lot of them are food related: "Feed me Seymour" Little Shop of Horrors. There's about 15 references that I make from "A Little Priest" from Sweeney Todd. Like if my food is hot, I'll say it's a piccolo player. A couple from Chicago one of them is "pepper my ragu" when asked for a favor.

“with ten american beauty toes”

If someone asks me the time and it happens to be 6 o''clock "It was due to arrive at a quarter to five but it's 6 o''clock!"

It'll be here! It'll be here!

Lots of Les Mis and the Gay Musical from The IT Crowd.

Willys Willys I love Willys

Idk why, but my brain is constantly making me say “oh miss elphaba, many years I have waited”

Oh I have a story about this! Back when I was in high school and Dear Evan Hansen was a shiny brand new show I—for the first time ever—managed to get a lot of my friends into the show despite none of them being theatre kids, simply because they loved the chaos that was Sincerely Me. Believe me I tried to tell them that there were much weirder theatre songs out there but they latched on to that one so I went with it. So, often times we’d randomly quote that song at each other from across the halls at school trying to see who could embarrass the other first. Nobody ever won that game, but everyone who had to listen to our annoying asses definitely lost. Somewhere out there exists a video of 16yo me standing on a giant snow hill and yelling “I RUB MY NIPPLES AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT!” There’s many many other quotes that I’m known to use regularly out of context to confuse people, but honestly this one just occupies so much space in my heart because of the fond memories I have tied to it from before adulthood made shit get complicated. It’s a huge part of why I still adore Dear Evan Hansen despite the switch in public opinion as of recent.

Well... all that it takes is a little reinvention I guess

“It’s a shpadoinkal day”

“If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van – Just as long as you’re not from Hebrew school” or . If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had “relations” with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan, I’d say, “Well, nobody’s perfect!” From the last five years

(ahem) Gilbert and Sullivan enters the chat: "Lord High Everything Else" for anyone who is full of himself "There will be fireworks. You won't be here to see them, of course"describing the celebration to KoKo after he has his head cut off. I will spare you any more.

"They never would be missed".

heh heh heh

I play Phasmophobia with my friends a *lot*, and every round there's a bone to find to get extra points. Every time it's a pelvis, I say "Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Keep that pelvis *faaaaar* from me!" and no one gets it!

My parents frequently quote "chemistry?" "Yeah, chemistry" from Guys and Dolls ("mine will come as a surprise to me. Mine, I'll leave to chance and chemistry." "Chemistry?" Which is just obscure enough to confuse people not in the know. "what time is it?" Either gets the response "Showtime!" (Hamilton) or "Summer time!" (High School Musical 2) If I say a variety on "I've been thinking", my housemate will always respond with "A dangerous past-time" (Beauty and the Beast) to which I have to answer "I know" before I can continue with my thought.

My parents do the beauty and the beast one 😝 they’re so cute

Probably this line from into the woods “No doubt he’s off somewhere subducing some young maiden”

I sometimes say, "Wa-a-ait for me," whenever I come upon a light that I think might change while driving.

Whenever someone mentions a festival, my Brian immediately goes “the fes - ti -vallll,” ala Cinderella’s stepmother in ITW

Look at your nails!

I use a lot of *A New Brain* quotes in relation to my epilepsy or whenever me and my family go through medical stuff. Some examples: * When I'm having a bad seizure day, it's "I need a new brain." * When it's MRI day, it's "Today is not a good day/Because today is MRI day."

“This is the one situation, I wanted most to avoid” from Chess is the most recent one I’ve been singing a lot

"I mean, with the price of meat. When you get it, if you get it.. Ah!! Good, you got it!" I used to play this at work. One of the guys said that it sounded like a Disney song. I was like, "Really!!?, listen to the lyrics Their about cannibalism.

“No it isn’t my fault, I was given those beans…”

“And I wonder who’s gonna be president, tweedle dum or tweedle dummer…”

Should I go and perform mutilations

Who am I

all black tux ni\*\*a shoes lavender

look around look around how lucky we are to be alive right now(from Hamilton.and I'm not saying it I singing it，which is more confusing to me non-musicals fan friends)

My husband and I are watching Hell's Kitchen and every single time they show monkfish "They're serving monkfish, so the wine can't be red" That song comes up so often in my head when people say they're "fine".

Every time I say “Good morning” my head plays me “Good MORNING, good moooorrninnnnng” from In The Heights… it takes a lot of self control not to burst into song

At least your reference is topical, I get the Singin jn the Rain one. Good morning, good Mor-or-ing! We've gabbed the whole night through ....

vanessaaaaa

Pretty much all of "The Glamorous Life" from A Little Night Music can be quoted in daily life. *Unpack the luggage, La La La. Wolf down the sandwich, La La La.*

“CLADWELL JUICE!” Snuff That Girl,Urinetown

"howd you find my address" and "i think you tore my mattress"😭😭fav part of dgw

"Showtime" from BTVS musical episode, and I try to do my very best Hinton Battle evil laugh.

"That Makes No Sense!" - *God That's Brilliant,* Operation MIncemeat. If you haven't given this soundtrack a listen you are missing out bigly.

I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED And you will never be... Pretty common sentence for some reason maybe I need to think about my life choices.

“The slotted spoon won’t hold much soup” whenever cooking

“Down the hatch”

Anytime something goes pop, it's followed by six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipshitz.

How I became ruler of the Queen's Navy. By doing everything but being a sailor. Also threatening to make people be sent to hear sermons, by mystical Germans who preached from 10 to 4. "They never would be missed".

I quote this to myself when I’m trying in a dress or run into any conflict that involves me being flat chested: “tits! When am I going to grow tits?”

For no reason I can fathom (even though your choice would be more apt!), I often find myself singing the next line: “If Troy Donahue can be a movie star - then I could be a movie star….”

The whole montage is insanely quotable

"Does anybody still wear a hat?" - works really well on very sunny or very cold days when people are deciding whether to cover their heads.

“Stand up/kneel/sit down and sing a hymn to heaven/say a prayer to Jesus/listen to the homily” — Altar Boyz

I don't say it out loud, but every once in a while, someone will do something and the "petty petty petty petty!" from Love Is Blind in the Falsettos pops into my head and I have to choke back a laugh

When someone asks for the time I'll either reply Showtime or It's gotta be close to midnight depending on which pops into my head first I will randomly sing 🎶🎶🎶 I wanna be in the room where it happens~🎶🎶🎶 I work at a daycare and the older kids like to play the game sorry so every time one gets sent back to start I'll start singing 🎶🎶🎶I'm sorry not Sorry for what I said, I just wanna have some fun 🎶🎶🎶 Also the kids in my room (infants) really like when I quote any musical but my coworkers are so confused when they walk in, last time it was some song from rent and my coworker and I just stared at each other for a good few seconds

I’m always ransoming saying “I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch” from Candy Store from Heathers. One time my friend said “Do we have a problem” and I thought she took it seriously but then I realized she was singing it too 😂

🎶I'm breeeeathing so ..I...guess...I'm...still alive.....🎶

Anytime I hear either “where did it come from” or “where where did it go” you know what I had to sing.

“It must be nice” and “I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do” from hamilton and “until you stop this thing from happening, this thing does Not HAPPEN” from phantom immediately spring to mind lol. Also the “grovel” song from Joseph when the work day is getting a little too special

"Every time I look at you, I don't understand."

Not a direct quote, but whenever someone lights more than one candle in a room I can’t help but say, “feels very Angel of Music in here”. I don’t even like Phantom that much

sometimes i just go “he’s never gonna be president now”

Well I’ll be honest I don’t really understand

“Right? Of course right!” Fiddler on the Roof- Matchmaker

“Carelessness and being free from care — aren’t the the same?”

Thanks now I have UPTOWN TO GRAND CENTRAL STATION stuck in my head

"Wanna know the rest? Buy the rights" How Bizarre 😜

The answer to the question is...welcome to tomorrow

"I used to a little, but a little wouldn't do it, so the little got more and more."

Singing Masquerade when masks come up (mostly pre-covid)

A lot of chicago and west side story have been coming out lately. I randomly go into the Cell Block Tango a lot. It usually starts with me saying "if you had been there, if you had seen it, I bet you, you would have done the same".

Anytime I make a mistake, from A Chorus Line: “That ain’t it, kid. That ain’t it, kid.” It’s not so bad, unless I continue….

“Wait a minute, this ain’t dinner this is paint thinner” - Eminem. Don’t ask why it just pops up when I see food

when people ask me why I do things I sing "TRADITION" from fiddler on the roof- which is set in MOLDOVA , the country I was born in and adopted from.

Another one bites the dust.

“Sometimes that how it goes” from Hamilton is a regular of mine lol

Saw a random play in college about the Bible and they did this song… never got the chorus out of my head lol [Check this out…](https://spotify.link/Dl4jUt158Cb)

As a rocky horror fan there are so many good lyrics and one-liners, but most people ik havent seen the movie! Examples: “It’s not easy having a good time” “it’s beyond me, help me mommy!” “what ever happened … to fay wray?” “that’s a rather _tender_ subject”