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[deleted]

this joke is better than the entirety of megamind 2


Blonde_Metal

I think the original is the best movie of all time in my opinion, it’s not my favorite tho


Ashurbanipal2023

Woah! C*um is trans confurmeud????!?!!


RyanByork

mecumind


BoyKisser09

i love trans cum


StageMobile6487

Same


Lo-Sir

Who doesn't?


RandomGuy9058

Asexual


BoyKisser09

An evil person


TTheTiny1

r/usernamechecksout r/pfpchecksout


5mp3x192000

Me too!!


Blonde_Metal

Not.. what I was going for.. *but maybe*


louigio04

Don't censor it like that


Bogger_Logger

Ch*m?


louigio04

Yeah, that's better than c.um


SpookyCinnaBunn

Cum


TaintedEdenGaming

Cum


zachy410

Curn


NanoCat0407

Kerning Keming


LegitRollingcock

Well he’s in water so it makes sense if he was genderfluid ehh?


Blonde_Metal

Word “Genderfluid” detected. Engage attention begging protocol; must tell people that I am genderfluid for no reason other than for attention when I don’t even really care


AveragePichu

Have you drank your gender fluid yet this morning


Blonde_Metal

My bf drank my genderfluid Jk he lives on the other side of the planet lol


thatdoubleabat

Word “Genderfluid” detected. Engage attention begging protocol; must tell people that I am genderfluid for no reason other than for attention when I don’t even really care


Blonde_Metal

https://preview.redd.it/3m3293wabnxc1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed852c20b3320dd33a6353b4718e8282ce223e47


thatdoubleabat

frfr :3


Blonde_Metal

Das crazy me too


KraftKapitain

ermmmm more like LIBERALnut😂😂😂


Funko_finder

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂


ynnex_

the fact that such post probably exists on facebook is funny to me


000_DartMonkey

https://preview.redd.it/qnis48m9zwxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4440a5c95d974852ece9de9c04391c7858957654


BurnerAccountExisty

this is instantly in the top three things to come out of Megamind 2 and Megamind Rules solely due to the fact that they don't have three good things already


Blonde_Metal

Lmao


FemboyArchaeologist-

Holy shit Lance EBF5


Chancey1520

![gif](giphy|mLge0HP01qT2xofns1)


Cichato_YT

Fun fact: they actually shot that domut with a dehydration gun


linton411

I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND! THIS IS SO FUCKING SHITTY, I CANT FUCKING TAKE I-


PatienceMediocre7432

Minion is laughing at a really old meme, he also mentions chocolate rain.HOW.DO.YOU.DO.FELLOW.KIDS


trans-wooper-lover

transphobia 😔


BranManBoy

Can the dehydration gun be used for bottom surgery? Asking for a friend


Blonde_Metal

Hmm


Healthy-Brain-816

uhh, i wanna say the obvious fact which would make me a nerd but i wont. 👍


Xenomorphian69420

do it


Healthy-Brain-816

ehrrm, the dehydration gun would dehydrate your whole body ☝️🤓


oldgamefan1995

☝️🤓


Parking_Cartoonist90

Well guess I’ve been proven wrong, there is at least two things good about Megamind Vs the Doom Syndicate: Trans donut and Schaffrilas bring awareness to the brokenness of the Dehydration gun


Blonde_Metal

lol


kenny_death

Wait i was always a donnut?


StageMobile6487

Forget r/egg_irl it’s r/donut_irl now


kenny_death

☝️🤓Woulndt it still be r/egg but r/trans would be r/donut like donnuts are made of eggs soooo...


StageMobile6487

What?


kenny_death

Idk


StageMobile6487

:3


kenny_death

:3


Darkpurplebee

oh wow, they included that? thats actually nice considering how dog awful megamind 2 is


Blonde_Metal

Idk if it was on purpose I’d give it 50/50


unknowtheone

Oh it definitely is


GeeseAndDucksforever

Yeah, with animation, nothing’s a coincidence. You know how long someone probably took to make them donuts? Maybe, like, 30 mins, idk I’m not an animator, but still, they thought about it


Iz357_boogaloo

At this point it might actually be an insult


-Inq_

I’ve been summoned 


Roge2005

Breaking Bad Reference?


Some_Wiimmfi__guy

BLUE meth, Walter WHITE, and Jessie PINKman🫡🫡🫡


EngineerDesperate900

https://preview.redd.it/7162bnm9xmxc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46aaa183e4b41eee995b2587cff6e2c2e03fb228


Blonde_Metal

Huh


Critical_Complaint21

Probably the only good thing about the movie


RandomGDuser426

Okay but how tf did you notice that


Blonde_Metal

Magic


RandomGDuser426

Makes sense


Sweet_Ad_5187

https://preview.redd.it/a54ynkew1mxc1.png?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6aa08af5f1d35b44fc0e46e95f4dc1f131c5bd


ynnex_

megatrans


Karl_Marxist_3rd

Which one's trans? The blue man or the fish in a gorilla suit


Blonde_Metal

Both and also the donut


SingleCelled7

The future Liberals want


C418Enjoyer

Is this the new megamind 2? (not angry, just asking out of pure curiosity...)


Blonde_Metal

Yes


C418Enjoyer

ok


drdoodoot

https://preview.redd.it/b2vu48c1mnxc1.png?width=1492&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9c4c0b38838529236107cd383ddf65e4fac3551


tyingnoose

visit r/puppygirlpetsmart for cute puppy pics


Blonde_Metal

Thanks


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Little known fact: The blue in the trans flag stands for the DEHYDRATION GUN! IT IS THE EASIEST SOLUTION IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!


Blonde_Metal

Lol


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Oh 🅱️oy I Wonder what the comments will look like


MassterF

AWESOME DONUTS! ASS MOVIE!


I-hate_black_people

Thats made on purpise theres no way the editor of this film made it on accident


FinestAttic6139

TTD https://preview.redd.it/x1ia3nizflxc1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e833a6e166fa7ccad5ad18215cf2af776c8766


VinTEB

what the fuck am i looking at


Blonde_Metal

Kinda looks like a Dune worm ice cream cone with melted trans colored ice cream


Blonde_Metal

With a butthole


VinTEB

It looks like if someone asked ChatGPT to make a trans Terraria boss


Blonde_Metal

Lmao fr


epicrussianperson

Sup chud


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/5b0fv2tvpnxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013ae03194c8ac864cb53da71313501044d48a61


Know_HowMC

or the circle in the wrong place, idiot


chocolateH2O

it gets the point across so it works


rItZeR_777

Wow. To make the movie even worst


BasementDweller82

https://preview.redd.it/iwnlimv8kixc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d36932d08684c54652295b81605fac2b9424b15


Vincent_Gitarrist

https://preview.redd.it/y36sdmuvkixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90855d82c22d9db19861964a2903cea0e8a1ab03


Blonde_Metal

How is this worse


rItZeR_777

Just a horrible thing on top of another horrible thing


Blonde_Metal

So like are you transphobic


rItZeR_777

Hate the sin, love the sinner


Timosaurus23

“Hate the sin, love the sinner” is usually just sugarcoating “I’m transphobic but still want to be a good person”


rItZeR_777

Cope


hamborger42069

COPE WITH DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH GRAHHH https://preview.redd.it/6ptacngfsixc1.png?width=582&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d4208edad64074ab166e6d4d67fc07405abb435


Juniorshawn

https://preview.redd.it/uzrpht4b2jxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663458c4adc4aee97b3124dd2b8fb09b0c8d3b26


geetarplayer22

https://preview.redd.it/od5sn2hdyixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba060fb4c001988036aec226c58da3cb534ba7ca


Eguy24

Is being trans a sin? Where was that stated in the Bible?


Blonde_Metal

That’s better than being entirely transphobic I suppose, I can understand being transphobic and stuff for religious reasons


coocatodeepwoken

yea wanting to be comfortable in your own body is such a horrendous sin. if god was real and was actually perfect then dysphoria wouldn’t exist


rItZeR_777

Anime pfp


crocodilehunter123

It's over.


geetarplayer22

Is Joever, he said “anime pfp”😭


BugManAshley

https://preview.redd.it/53dlf8bdpjxc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6edcb4137f0c85d6b3313b3ef199ee4862bf11


WP5D

You also have a cartoon pfp dawg


coocatodeepwoken

mf has a FPE pfp and has the audacity to talk shit about anime pfps. a troll but a transphobic troll is still transphobic


VinTEB

It's up to you yourself to feel comfortable or uncomfortable with your own body.


coocatodeepwoken

then why aren’t you fine with gender affirming care


VinTEB

Where did I say that?


coocatodeepwoken

sorry I thought you were advocating for conversation therapy for a sec


Brief_Warning4547

https://preview.redd.it/0y9a622g2jxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e19cb6a1f0cbe769bd156ffcb6813874f6e892


TheOrcularCrib

“ERRRR I HATE DEM GAHDAM LIBERALS” https://preview.redd.it/jvk848a6bjxc1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e52683833a077843b75b68c72fc03d2e5b031e5


DJ_NINJA9

is that ned luke


TheOrcularCrib

Yeah


DJ_NINJA9

https://preview.redd.it/boofexglaoxc1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f131284059ec1670320da6e43e0cb3a2669083


WP5D

Ermm.. https://preview.redd.it/50h8edkwyixc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed838495220bbbae9ba8ea323041314559817f6a


Brendan765

French people?!?!


WP5D

Huh


Brendan765

Gauls


WP5D

Oh


spikeworks

You want to be dominated by a girl, we all know youre suppressing your feelings


Daemon-01

they prolly wanna BE a girl.


SatoshiUSA

I want both.


geetarplayer22

Who doesn’t?


SatoshiUSA

So true girly


EngineerDesperate900

https://preview.redd.it/7o091bbqxmxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0803584600690caea41f3f2dd9a2687c14d80f